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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake you as John Jay and Rich what's crack a leg?
And this is the big boss dog snoopy Deagle double
gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you don't do?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We're not talking about rich ten t and we're not
talking about last. It's the one and only dog, you know,
the last last they fixed new beagle double jiggle in
your face to me and in the place to be
and you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Ass, John Jay and Rich our phone numbers eight seven, seven,
nine three seven one four seven. You can call us
right now. Jump on the air with us right now. Friday,
December thirteenth, Friday, we got friends. Taylor Swift birthday that
it is. You can also text us text JG ho
D whatever's on your mind to ninety six eight ninety three.
(00:51):
Listen to this. Remember like we were talking about Christmas cards,
sending them out, and Kyle's telling us about how she
was trying to do it, and you took pictures and
you would do everything. You finally mailed about everything. And
I was telling you how we didn't send a Christmas
card out last year, first time in our entire life
because kids are in college and it's different to everybody around.
So this year we're proactive and we over the summertime
(01:12):
we got a good picture of the five of us
in my family, my three sons and my wife and I.
My wife was like, this could be our Christmas card,
so we kind of banked on that. I remember I
was telling you how earlier in the week, my wife
was trying to put them together the Christmas card, and
I was being hypercritical. John Y, Yeah, I was being inortensement.
I was like, Wow, why this, why are you putting
this border on? Why are you saying happy Christmas? Or whatever?
(01:33):
Does that? She was saying, right, you know, here's two
a great twenty twenty five. I was like, just say
happy New Year? You know, too much words And then
she closed the computer. And then remember I was telling
you how. Then she opened it up the other day
and she goes, what do you think? Did I tell
you guys that, yes, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I was like, I was watching TV and I learned
the valuable lesson. I was watching TV. She goes, what
do you think of this? And she like kind of
sits on my lap kind of you know, like I'm
a good TV show. I remember like going well, so
I look at it and it's on her laptop and
it's from kind of far away. What do you think
Christmas card? I look, I'm like, looks great. So the
front of the Christmas card is the five of us, right,
(02:08):
and then the back of the Christmas card is our
six dogs.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
She always has to put our dogs in the Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So they finally came yesterday, all the all the Christmas cards,
and she goes look at the Christmas card and I
was like blown away by the quality now, because remember
back in the day when you do it online, it's
all glossy and it's like a picture, kind of cheesy.
I thought that's what it's gonna be. But it's a
really nice looking Christmas card. So she goes, okay, I'm
gonna send he's out. I look at it and I'm like,
this is so nice, and I flip it over and
(02:39):
on the back it's our six dogs. Yeah, Charlie, Taco, Pablo, Lego, Bella, Maggie. Right,
those are our six dogs. Bella is not mentioned in
the card, and Charlie's mentioned twice.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Type you didn't catch there's a.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Type of she didn't catch it, the type of I
didn't guess because I was just, yeah, it looks great.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
So that sounds like your two dogs named Charlie.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, so I said, I go. She was, well, I
kids go back because it costed out three hundred dollars.
I'm like, no, forget it, whoever you say these people
these people are Christmas card. They don't know us. I go,
so what they're gonna look at it? They're gonna see pictures.
Oh yeah, they got two dogs named Charlie. That's fine.
Are they really gonna go? Is somebody ever gonna call
up and go, you got two dogs named Charlie? Yeah,
we got two dogs. Nam I wouldn't uestion it if
(03:28):
you got six dogs.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I figure, repeating names just like kids. Yeah, people have
a lot of kids. They probably really are reading the
fine print, right.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They're just looking at the you never know, you never know.
And then I thought, do you take a marker out
and just cross on one Charlie and hand right in there?
Bella so like she was, And I was like someone
that's gonna complained. And then well, Bella, yesterday I felt
so bad. I kind of like give her at love,
kind of you know, you kind of give a motion.
I was like, oh god, I bet you feel bad.
You're not You're in the card, but you just got
(03:56):
your name wrong. But Charlie, he's a different dog. So anyway,
if we have two.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Dogs named Charlie, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, So look for that when you guys get the
Christmas card, because I think you three and everybody else
on the show are the only people that I know
that are getting Christmas cards the.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Rest of our Blake's friends. That's why she need a
hundred because she has one hundred friends.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And then I'm gonna be like, did anybody mention that
Charlie's on there twice? And if she says no, I'm
gonna be like, they're not your true friends and your
real friends and go they don't have two dogs named Charlie.
But anyway, So, but she didn't get mad, which I
was glad, you know, like causing your husband mad at you.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, he's always a little annoyed, I think sometimes when
things like this happen. So, my son Easton is seven.
His favorite dessert in the world or sweets or.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Mic and X that's what he likes.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And usually after dinner we always do dessert. Like it's
not a every once in a while thing, every night
we have dessert that's just like kind of like how
I grew up and so that's how my kids are growing.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's over and.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Then you go you bring out the dessert.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And usually it's like a scuba I cream or something right,
or like you know, a little tiny ice cream cone
or something. But lately we've had this big bag of
Mike and Ikes because I had to bribe Easton with
Mike and Ikes to take some medicine after he got
sick because he hates taking medicine.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
And the rest of the bag is just left over.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So last night after dinner, he goes and he grabs
a little like sandwich baggy and takes from the big
bag of mic and ice and fills it up, you know,
like with a couple of handfuls. And I'm like, okay,
that's kind of a lot, but whatever, you know, let
it go. So I'm really tired yesterday because we stayed
out late the night before for our company Christmas party,
(05:35):
and so I'm just kind of like in I'm like
really kind of out of it quite honestly. Scott, He's oh,
he's like a busybody, so he doesn't sit down on
the couch with us. Afterwards, He's like, I don't even
know where he is. I honestly don't know where he is.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
He might be booping, he might be like working. I
have no idea where this guy goes.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
But he comes back at one point and he's sitting
next to me, and he notices that at some point
Easton refilled his.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Bag with a lot of Mike and Ikes, and.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
He goes seriously and I look it over and I'm like, oh,
you got some more mic and Kes whatever, you know
what I mean. It's not something that happens all the time,
so for me, not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Scott goes, we really need to regulate this.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
This is kind of a lot of candy, Like this
is not a normal like consumption of candy. And I
was like, oh my gosh, this is so funny because
I was just wondering do I have anything to talk
about on the show.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Tomorrow, and now I do. Now I do.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Thank you so much, because the fact that you're annoyed
that this kid had two servings of Mike and Eyes
is so ridiculous. This said, hello, Well, I'm like literally
typing this in my email to the rest of you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
As he's looking at me and he's like like, I'm
serious about this, and then I type again l O
l O l.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
At it, and I'm like, you know what, it's not
a big deal.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's not like this kid eats like he's tiny, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It's like he can have two servings of Mike and eggs. Yeah,
not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But that is pretty sneaky that he wouldn't filled his bag.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
He probably was like, mom's not paying the night before,
I'm gonna go for it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Also, it's the youngest kid. Youngest kid has different kind
of rules.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Plus he's nice to you. Let him get away with it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, and you know what, honestly, like both my kids,
I think inherited my sweet tooth.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I love candy, like so if I get it, like,
I understand you have candy on you right now, Usually
you do, I usually do. I don't. I know I
have some in my car.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So my son Dutch, who's grown up eating Skittles and
sour Patch kids for breakfast and whatever. Right last night,
he had a basketball game last night and I about
the game and it's like halftime and he's not playing.
He's injured and I go, hey, it's a good game.
I'm gonna head out. He goes, hey, I know mom's gone.
Is there any food in the house for dinner? And
I go grapes And he goes, all right, I'm gonna
(07:53):
go to Canes after this and I'm gonna get some
canes after the game. I'll be home around nine thirty.
I'm like, okay, and I go I look at him
and goes He taps his chest. It's on me. Case
is on me. And I'm like, you don't have a job,
you don't have an income. How is it on you?
What are you talking about? Your card?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
The balls on this case isn't the card he has,
it's yours.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's always on me. But like he's doing me a
favor by getting himself dinner at Cane's. That kid probably
snuck in Mike and I when he was younger.
Wake you as John Jay and Rich what's crack a leg?
And this is the big boss dog snoopy Deagle double
gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you don't do?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We're not talking about rich ten t and we're not
talking about last. It's the one and only dog, you know,
the last last they fixed new beagle double jiggle in
your face to me and in the place to be
and you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Ass, John Jay and Rich our phone numbers eight seven, seven,
nine three seven one four seven. You can call us
right now. Jump on the air with us right now. Friday,
December thirteenth, Friday, we got friends. Taylor Swift birthday that
it is. You can also text us text JG ho
D whatever's on your mind to ninety six eight ninety three.
(00:51):
Listen to this. Remember like we were talking about Christmas cards,
sending them out, and Kyle's telling us about how she
was trying to do it, and you took pictures and
you would do everything. You finally mailed about everything. And
I was telling you how we didn't send a Christmas
card out last year, first time in our entire life
because kids are in college and it's different to everybody around.
So this year we're proactive and we over the summertime
(01:12):
we got a good picture of the five of us
in my family, my three sons and my wife and I.
My wife was like, this could be our Christmas card,
so we kind of banked on that. I remember I
was telling you how earlier in the week, my wife
was trying to put them together the Christmas card, and
I was being hypercritical. John Y, Yeah, I was being inortensement.
I was like, Wow, why this, why are you putting
this border on? Why are you saying happy Christmas? Or whatever?
(01:33):
Does that? She was saying, right, you know, here's two
a great twenty twenty five. I was like, just say
happy New Year? You know, too much words And then
she closed the computer. And then remember I was telling
you how. Then she opened it up the other day
and she goes, what do you think? Did I tell
you guys that, yes, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I was like, I was watching TV and I learned
the valuable lesson. I was watching TV. She goes, what
do you think of this? And she like kind of
sits on my lap kind of you know, like I'm
a good TV show. I remember like going well, so
I look at it and it's on her laptop and
it's from kind of far away. What do you think
Christmas card? I look, I'm like, looks great. So the
front of the Christmas card is the five of us, right,
(02:08):
and then the back of the Christmas card is our
six dogs.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
She always has to put our dogs in the Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So they finally came yesterday, all the all the Christmas cards,
and she goes look at the Christmas card and I
was like blown away by the quality now, because remember
back in the day when you do it online, it's
all glossy and it's like a picture, kind of cheesy.
I thought that's what it's gonna be. But it's a
really nice looking Christmas card. So she goes, okay, I'm
gonna send he's out. I look at it and I'm like,
this is so nice, and I flip it over and
(02:39):
on the back it's our six dogs. Yeah, Charlie, Taco, Pablo, Lego, Bella, Maggie. Right,
those are our six dogs. Bella is not mentioned in
the card, and Charlie's mentioned twice.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Type you didn't catch there's a.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Type of she didn't catch it, the type of I
didn't guess because I was just, yeah, it looks great.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
So that sounds like your two dogs named Charlie.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, so I said, I go. She was, well, I
kids go back because it costed out three hundred dollars.
I'm like, no, forget it, whoever you say these people
these people are Christmas card. They don't know us. I go,
so what they're gonna look at it? They're gonna see pictures.
Oh yeah, they got two dogs named Charlie. That's fine.
Are they really gonna go? Is somebody ever gonna call
up and go, you got two dogs named Charlie? Yeah,
we got two dogs. Nam I wouldn't uestion it if
(03:28):
you got six dogs.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I figure, repeating names just like kids. Yeah, people have
a lot of kids. They probably really are reading the
fine print, right.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They're just looking at the you never know, you never know.
And then I thought, do you take a marker out
and just cross on one Charlie and hand right in there?
Bella so like she was, And I was like someone
that's gonna complained. And then well, Bella, yesterday I felt
so bad. I kind of like give her at love,
kind of you know, you kind of give a motion.
I was like, oh god, I bet you feel bad.
You're not You're in the card, but you just got
(03:56):
your name wrong. But Charlie, he's a different dog. So anyway,
if we have two.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Dogs named Charlie, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, So look for that when you guys get the
Christmas card, because I think you three and everybody else
on the show are the only people that I know
that are getting Christmas cards the.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Rest of our Blake's friends. That's why she need a
hundred because she has one hundred friends.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And then I'm gonna be like, did anybody mention that
Charlie's on there twice? And if she says no, I'm
gonna be like, they're not your true friends and your
real friends and go they don't have two dogs named Charlie.
But anyway, So, but she didn't get mad, which I
was glad, you know, like causing your husband mad at you.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, he's always a little annoyed, I think sometimes when
things like this happen. So, my son Easton is seven.
His favorite dessert in the world or sweets or.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Mic and X that's what he likes.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And usually after dinner we always do dessert. Like it's
not a every once in a while thing, every night
we have dessert that's just like kind of like how
I grew up and so that's how my kids are growing.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
It's over and.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Then you go you bring out the dessert.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And usually it's like a scuba I cream or something right,
or like you know, a little tiny ice cream cone
or something. But lately we've had this big bag of
Mike and Ikes because I had to bribe Easton with
Mike and Ikes to take some medicine after he got
sick because he hates taking medicine.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
And the rest of the bag is just left over.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So last night after dinner, he goes and he grabs
a little like sandwich baggy and takes from the big
bag of mic and ice and fills it up, you know,
like with a couple of handfuls. And I'm like, okay,
that's kind of a lot, but whatever, you know, let
it go. So I'm really tired yesterday because we stayed
out late the night before for our company Christmas party,
(05:35):
and so I'm just kind of like in I'm like
really kind of out of it quite honestly. Scott, He's oh,
he's like a busybody, so he doesn't sit down on
the couch with us. Afterwards, He's like, I don't even
know where he is. I honestly don't know where he is.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
He might be booping, he might be like working. I
have no idea where this guy goes.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
But he comes back at one point and he's sitting
next to me, and he notices that at some point
Easton refilled his.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Bag with a lot of Mike and Ikes, and.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
He goes seriously and I look it over and I'm like, oh,
you got some more mic and Kes whatever, you know
what I mean. It's not something that happens all the time,
so for me, not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Scott goes, we really need to regulate this.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
This is kind of a lot of candy, Like this
is not a normal like consumption of candy. And I
was like, oh my gosh, this is so funny because
I was just wondering do I have anything to talk
about on the show.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Tomorrow, and now I do. Now I do.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Thank you so much, because the fact that you're annoyed
that this kid had two servings of Mike and Eyes
is so ridiculous. This said, hello, Well, I'm like literally
typing this in my email to the rest of you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
As he's looking at me and he's like like, I'm
serious about this, and then I type again l O
l O l.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
At it, and I'm like, you know what, it's not
a big deal.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's not like this kid eats like he's tiny, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It's like he can have two servings of Mike and eggs. Yeah,
not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But that is pretty sneaky that he wouldn't filled his bag.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
He probably was like, mom's not paying the night before,
I'm gonna go for it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Also, it's the youngest kid. Youngest kid has different kind
of rules.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Plus he's nice to you. Let him get away with it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, and you know what, honestly, like both my kids,
I think inherited my sweet tooth.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I love candy, like so if I get it, like,
I understand you have candy on you right now, Usually
you do, I usually do. I don't. I know I
have some in my car.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So my son Dutch, who's grown up eating Skittles and
sour Patch kids for breakfast and whatever. Right last night,
he had a basketball game last night and I about
the game and it's like halftime and he's not playing.
He's injured and I go, hey, it's a good game.
I'm gonna head out. He goes, hey, I know mom's gone.
Is there any food in the house for dinner? And
I go grapes And he goes, all right, I'm gonna
(07:53):
go to Canes after this and I'm gonna get some
canes after the game. I'll be home around nine thirty.
I'm like, okay, and I go I look at him
and goes He taps his chest. It's on me. Case
is on me. And I'm like, you don't have a job,
you don't have an income. How is it on you?
What are you talking about? Your card?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
The balls on this case isn't the card he has,
it's yours.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's always on me. But like he's doing me a
favor by getting himself dinner at Cane's. That kid probably
snuck in Mike and I when he was younger.
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