Grant needs a NAP after Today's Show

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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the number ninety six eight nine three. Peyton on the
Show's on vacation and I follow almost saw her family,
you know, and uh do you guys see the video
I posted it on our John Jay Rich Instagram this morning,
the video this morning of Peyton's dad walking through the.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
Airpe Oh, yeah, I saw it because I follow her
dad too. So he's just he's such a character.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
He is hilarious. He's one of the funnies people ever met.
And the way he dresses and stuff, and he was
all about his outfit. So if you go to John
Jay and Rich, you could see it. They're like in
Belgium as a family, which is very cool because like
Peyton's dad, mom, sister and her brother. Like, that's so
cool to be an adult and do an adult trip
with your family, like no kids, no boyfriend, no girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Don't you think it probably devolves into you are literally
the kids again like little kids.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, it goes right back.

Speaker 7 (01:22):
To that, because if you don't have your other family
with you, then you're just you know, mom and dad
and the brother in sys.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, I imagine him in like the back of that,
we're like, don't cross this line.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
He's looking at me mom y one hundred percent. Well,
I can't wait to hear about her vacation anyway. You
can see that on John Jay Rich on Instagram. And
speaking of evolving in the relationship, baby Noah is in
the studio because Noah has a big announcement.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I was all shocked. What is your announcement, Noah?

Speaker 8 (01:50):
My big announcement is that I'm moving out of my
parents' house. I know twenty three.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah, they would never come pretty bit. I mean, you
got it made over there. You had a fridge in
your bedroom with all of your own favorite snacks.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I mean, you had it made.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
I had my dad texting me asking me what hot
meals I wanted.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
When.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
So, when is the day you move out?

Speaker 8 (02:13):
Well, technically the official date was supposed to be this Friday,
the twenty first, but I pretty.

Speaker 9 (02:19):
Much have moved in as of this weekend. I slept
there last night. Oh and this is with my best
friend Leonora.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
We have an apartment together.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Do you have our own room and stuff? I have
my own room and bathroom. Oh goody. What about the
refrigerator your bait, You're actual size refrigerator. Are you bringing
that in?

Speaker 9 (02:35):
I am bringing that in on Friday. Yeah, in your room, myroom.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
So at first I was like, well, maybe I'll leave
it in storage, because you know, she's got a full
fridge in the kitchen, but it's actually kind of small,
and we have a lot of just like random cans
and bottles and stuff for when I'm kind of like
a mixologist, so I'm always making drinks. And I was like, oh,
I'm definitely bringing this fridge in here so we can
we can put all that stuff in there and actually
have room in the age for groceries. So we're going

(03:02):
to be a double fridge family.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
How long because your drive to come in the morning
before was almost an hour one way, right, Yeah, so
it's just a lot closer today.

Speaker 9 (03:09):
It only took me twenty three minutes.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
It's just time.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Are your parents excited? Are they kind of sad that
you're moving now? I mean, whenever my kids move, I'm sad.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
Well.

Speaker 8 (03:21):
I first had the conversation with them a little over
a year ago, and my dad basically cried and was like,
please don't move out, like you're such a dynamic in
this family. Sweet It was a sweet talk. And then
recently when it came up again, they were like.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Bye, see because you're your Winifred was probably like, now
we could do it in any room, it in room
in the house. I can't do a good one for you.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
And my parents are also getting a new house themselves,
and it's only fifteen minutes away from the apartment, so
we're just.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Just far enough.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
We're a little bit easier in the miles commute.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
Now, But what about the roommate, What about having a
roommate that is in your immediate family.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
Well, so I me and Lenora argue similar to how
I would argue with my mom and I have to
remember to tone it back a little because me and
my mom have have always had the kind.

Speaker 9 (04:15):
Of relationship where it's.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
It's full on, all guns out, like we yelled, scream, curse,
and then like we just make up afterwards, and that's
always She's always encouraged that kind of dynamic where we
can fight in that way. And Lenora and I have
the same kind of unfiltered friendship. But like, I have
to remember, she is my friend and not like my mom.

(04:38):
That so what I'm hearing pick on each other.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
So what I'm hearing is the biggest part of your
relationship is that you get to yell at Leonora the
same way you yell with your mom.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
I don't want to yell at her the same way, and.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
I do sometimes. Well, she's your best friend, right, Yeah, Okay,
So when I got my own place, my best friend
moved in with me and it eventually fell apart. How
to talk to me more.

Speaker 11 (04:59):
Yeah, it is tough being roommates with like your besties
because because your besties, I feel like you don't want
to like ruffle feathers, and if certain little things start
annoying you, you're like, oh, it's not a big deal.
There's still my bestie. But then it starts like crawling
underneath you.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
So irritating.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Little things really start to piss you off, especially if
one makes more money than the other person. And then
it's like, well, you paid for this or I remember
paying for things, and then my roommate would just take
advantage of it. I would get so pissed.

Speaker 11 (05:28):
Or like cleaning, like if one person does all the cleaning,
then it's like, at first, like no big deal. I
like cleaning, and then after a while I was like,
maybe you want to clean a little bit, maybe once
or twice.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
Yeah, maybe pick up a sponge.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, So it's gonna be interesting too. It'll probably where
you're gonna come in.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
You're not going to talk about, Hey, you want to
talk about what it's likely with your roommate nose.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Too personally, Like I just walked to my room. I
just want straight to my.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Promise that you can let us do like roommate court
at some point where she comes in here and we
have a big courtroom idea.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
You say that now it's real.

Speaker 9 (05:58):
But that's good content from a content perspective.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I love that also, speaking of good content, So Noah,
sent me this Instagram post yesterday and I thought it
was because I knew his parents were moving and there's
a whole news story about a neighborhood and I was like,
is that where your parents are moving? And he's like, no, no,
but this neighborhood's gone viral and he stopped by there
what's that story?

Speaker 8 (06:17):
So they're building a neighborhood in Youngtown, which is just
south of Surprise and like west of Westgate, and there
is this QT on Olive Avenue that just goes on
and there's nothing around it because there's like a likedry
that dry agraphy or river that's not a river is there.

(06:38):
And somehow they got the green light to build a
development of houses in behind the QT. But the QT
is kind of in the way, so instead of like
fencing it off or anything, the what they've done is
use the road like that would be outside of your driveway,
like the road you would back onto, as the parking

(07:00):
lot for the QT. So if you back out of
your driveway, you're in the parking lot.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
The news reporters said it took her twelve steps to
go from the front door of the house to the QT.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
That that's kind of awesome, right.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
And when you pull back, it's like, there's this QT.
It's like they built the neighborhood around the QT. It's
so weird.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
At least it's a QT. Those are always pretty.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Nice fresh pizza all the time.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
So just go.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
You don't need a grocery store, you don't need anything.
You just go to the QT every day.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
If it was like a duplex or a condo of
some sort, like it would make sense, and it would
it would be kind of convenient. But the fact that
it's just like a normal house and you could like
back into the building if you hit the gas too
hard coming out of the driveway. So I first heard
about this in December and I was like, I didn't
know where it was at, and I was like, how weird.
And then I was on my way from the apartment
to my parents new house construction site and I was like, oh,

(07:49):
there's a QT. I'll stop and get gas. And I
was like, this is the magical QT. This is where
everybody's stopping at. And there were literally influencers there with
their tripods and their ring lights, really making videos for
Instagram about about it. And I had backed out of
my parking spot at the QT and I was almost
in someone's driveway and I was like, Wow, this is
really something.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, the news stories, I'm believe I'll post it on
on John Jay Richie you see the news story because
it's pretty wild. That'd be so great. What else it'd
be great to have that like in front of it
if it was a frozen yog for sure, or a.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Taco Bell yeats next to the QT there is there.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
You go, Wow, that should be in a college. That's
like a great you know what? You know what I mean,
like if the university was close by.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Before Stacey and I moved in, her house was literally
across the street from a Taco Bell.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
I'm like, you have chosen so wisely.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Why did you move in there?

Speaker 7 (08:35):
I wanted to She's like, you're still gonna cross a
busy street to get to the Taco Bell.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm like, but it's right there.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Well, congratulations, no one moving out becoming an adult. Can't
wait to hear all the stuff. Kyle's coming with three
Things you need to Know.

Speaker 11 (08:48):
I'm gonna tell you what your nails say about how
you're aging next with John.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
John Jane Rich Kyle on Fuck with Three things we
need to know.

Speaker 11 (08:57):
Okay, guys, it is kind of like we're in like
the twilight zone or something with all of these airplanes.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
Like what is going on with airplanes lately?

Speaker 11 (09:07):
Yesterday a Delta Airlines plane crashed at Toronto.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
It was coming from Minneapolis and literally on.

Speaker 11 (09:13):
The runway as it was coming in, it flipped over,
so everyone on the plane had to evacuate upside down,
right insane. Luckily, there were no casualties reported at this time,
although two people were critically injured. At least fifteen people
were injured generally speaking, but there were eighty people on board.
I'm sure you've seen the pictures on social media. It's
pretty wild to see this plane upside down.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
A wings snap or something.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Yeah, well, I guess if the wind shear was really
heavy and the runway was covered with snow and ice.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
Yeah, I think they got like eight inches piled on
of snow and they think weather could be the main.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Reason for it.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
But y so did a wing break? Yeah, well, I
think both of them came off.

Speaker 10 (09:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
I listened to an interview of one of the passengers
on the plane and he was like, we were getting
tossled around and we look out the window and one
of the one of the wings.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Just geezefied side down like bats until you can get rescued.

Speaker 11 (10:09):
Yeah, he was like it was it was hard to
unhook ourselves from our seatbelts.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I heard there was video of it, but I haven't
seen it yet.

Speaker 11 (10:14):
I haven't either, but jeez, just pray for all those
people and praying we can just figure out what's happening
in aviation lands right because it's like scary to fly
right now. A longevity expert explained that you may actually
be able to predict your lifespan based on how quickly
your fingernails grow. Apparently, nail health is a key indicator
of the rate at which your body generates new and

(10:36):
healthy cells. They say, the faster this happens, the more
likely we are to be protected against age related decline.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Although it can't.

Speaker 11 (10:44):
Be two fest so they actually found weekly fingernail growth
rate decreased by about zero point five percent per year
after the age of thirty. But if it grows faster
than that, it's actually a bad sign.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Oh no, I was all excited, or you're gonna go
with it because I clip my nails all the time.
I feel like my fingernails grow fast just in the morning, morning,
the same, like, how can it be bad?

Speaker 11 (11:06):
It's it's okay. If they're growing quickly, just not too quickly.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, but what happens it grows too quickly, you're gonna
die quicker.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
It just says you may be aging quicker.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (11:17):
But if if it's, if they're growing at just the
right rate, it could be a sign that you're actually
aging slower.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
So go with that.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Go with that.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
I bet you they're going great. You're aging way slower
than the average fare of jah jay.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Once a week. I think I'm a once a weeker.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
I think I might be more than that, more than that.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
That may just be because you like really short I do.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
I do like short nails. I have short nails, and
I like short eyebrow hairs. My dad had long eyebrow hairs.
And give me a complex.

Speaker 11 (11:44):
Now, when it comes to aging, they say, obviously, exercise
is very important, and current guidelines suggests that you do
about one hundred and fifty minutes of moderate to vigorous
intensity exercise per week. Right, about one hundred and fifty
minutes a week.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Just have.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
It does?

Speaker 6 (12:02):
But it doesn't. It's like an hour or three times
a day less than that little.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
An hour or three times a day, three times a week.

Speaker 11 (12:08):
Sorry, So working out three times a week for an
hour that doesn't that sounds a little less than one
hundred and fifty minutes, right. So I found this to
be quite fascinating because I do this. But they said
dancing in your kitchen for twenty minutes a day could.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Just be your exercise goals.

Speaker 11 (12:22):
So you could go to the gym for an hour
three times a week or just dance in your kitchen
for twenty minutes every day.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Could you pull us video that I want to see
dancing kitchens while you're making your tunic castle roll?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Good time, really good time. So dancer, work out, but
definitely keep moving. That's the name of the game. And
that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
It's horscope time. It's his Peyton is on vacation. We've
called in our relief pitcher videographer Grant.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Really, big dog, you got the bag, letting the big
dog eat this morning?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
What's the vie for horoscopes thing?

Speaker 7 (12:52):
It's Tuesday, but it feels like a Monday. So with
that in mind and with the end of Cobra Kai
premiering this this last week, and I'm gonna pump you up.
I'm gonna give you Cobra Kai style pump up speeches.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I guess all right, Grants predictions after the weekend, John Taine.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Rich, we had a pre show meeting today.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
And in the pre show meeting we talked about Grant
doing horoscopes, and producer Nick was like, when Grant do's horoscopes,
the phones go crazy, so we're gonna have to just
take our time. It was a whole big thing, and
so far not one person is on the phone. But Granted,
that's about.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
What I expected.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
I love it real quick. Eight seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven is the number to call
right now for Grant to do your horoscopes. So let's
kick it off Grant until someone calls in with Libra.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
Oh you want Libra first? Yeah, Well do you want
me to first define what we're doing today?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Sure? Because Kyle's Libra?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
All right?

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Well, uh, Rich, we're doing Cobra Kai style pop up speeches.
So we're getting ready for the Psychic Tai guy. We're
getting ready for the All Valley Sun Championship. We're getting
ready for everything, guys. So I hope you practice your karate.
I hope you got your uniforms on which you all do.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
I see.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
This is great. We're off to a good start. We're
starting with Libra rich. Could we change the music here
to three? Please listen, Libras, you want to keep everything balanced,
and that's great, but sometimes balance is just another word
for hesitating like a whimp. Life isn't fair and trying

(14:38):
to make it that way is exhausting. So quit overthinking
and make a decision, even if it's the wrong one.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
At least you did something, Libras, and you've been a scope.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Congratulation. Every line is reading, oh, good, good morning, Nate.
You sign Hey guys, it's me Nate.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I'm really excited to get my Risco today.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Lighting up, they are, thank you all right.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
So Geminis Rich, Geminis, you talk a lot like a lot,
and that's great. You can hype up a room like
a rock concert. But here's the thing, at some point,
you gotta back it up. Words are just sounds unless
you punch them into reality. So stop overthinking, stop over talking,

(15:29):
just get out there and do something. Geminis, you've been
scoped tough man.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
We got them here, Marisa, good morning, Jesa, Yes yeah, Jersa,
all right, what's your sign?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Teresa?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I'm a Leo Jeresa the Leo Rich too.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Listen, Leo's you already think you're awesome, so you don't
even need me to tell you that. But listen, being
the king of the jungle doesn't mean you just stand
there looking majestic.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
You gotta lead.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
That means something, and sometimes you gotta puig your ego
aside and do what's right. But also, yeah, I keep
being badass because the world needs more of you. Leos Leo's.
You have been scoped all right, Teresa.

Speaker 12 (16:24):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
You got it? You sign.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Hi an eri ooh Aries, oh Rich another one.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Listen to Aries.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
You're a freaking wrecking ball. You see a wall and
you don't go around it, you go through it, And
that's good until you realize some walls are made of
steel and you just broke your face. Maybe just maybe
think before you charge. Nah, screw that, break another wall.
Pain is just the universe telling you you're still alive. Aries,

(16:57):
You have been scumped.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
All right, Jilly Grants going through the you got Tabby
good morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Good morning cancer.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Cancer, another phone, another listen, Cancer. I know you got
a lot of feelings and that's cool or whatever, but
you can't just sit in your emotion shell and mope.
Life's not a sad indie movie. So get out there,
take a hit, throw a punch. Yeah it might hurt,

(17:33):
but you know what else might hurt? Regret and regrets
for losers, cancers, scope, we're cutting them.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Big day today for Lisa, Lisa, what's today?

Speaker 13 (17:49):
Today's birthday?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Thank you, thank you so aquarium and listen, Lisa.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
You gotta think outside.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
You think outside the bo which is great, unless you
think so far outside the box that you forget what
the hell the box even is.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Being unique is awesome, but but don't.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Get so caught up in your genius that you forget
to actually do something with it, change the world. Don't
just float away into space while while we're all watching.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You float into space and you've been scoped.

Speaker 14 (18:23):
That's an interesting.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
That one.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
Let's see, Pisces, you dream big, and that's cool, but
dreaming ain't doing.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You can't just wish your way to greatness.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
You gotta fight for it, So stop being all soft
and mystical. The ocean's deep, but so is the potential
ass kicking. You could be giving life right now, So
go out and make some wave. Rich and all the
other pisces you've been scope feeling it?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Feel it a classic John Jay and Richmond.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
I can feel it.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
No, I hope you're recording this. This is good.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
I want this for my my resume, for Virgo Virgos.
Let's see here, let me shuffle through the papers. Uh, Virgos,
I get it. You like things perfect, but news flash,
life is messy and perfection is for robots, and robots
don't win karate championships. So stop nitpicking every detail and

(19:27):
just let loose for a little while.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Trust me, it won't kill you.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Probably you've been.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Scope, John Jay Virgos, you've been Scope.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Grat thank you, man. I want to yell some more.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Okay, what are you Capricorn? Yeah, let's see how your
Let's see how your dates of the go perfect?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Perfect Capricorn.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
You work harder than a drill sergeant on double time
over time.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
That's badass.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
But listen, life isn't just about grinding. Sometimes you gotta
actually live, So take the day off drink a beer,
maybe twelve, maybe even smile. You won't lose your edge.
You'll just enjoy the view from the top a little longer. Capricorns,
you have been.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I gotta go, lay down, guys, got lightheaded, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Feeling good.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Okay, we got time for one morning standing Diane, Good morning.
What's your signed?

Speaker 15 (20:31):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (20:32):
Scorpio Scorpio. I love it? Can we go with two
rich scorpios? You've got intensity, like staring into someone's soul. Intensity,
and that's cool. But sometimes people don't know if you're
gonna high five them or murder them. Maybe tone it
down just a little. Nah, screw that, keep them guessing.

(20:56):
Just don't forget to actually live your life instead of plotting.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Twenty four to seven Scorpios.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
You have been scope today.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Brothers and sisters.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
All right, Diane, have a great day. Thanks for calling it,
Thank you for listening. So Grant, did you watch Copra Kuya?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh my goodness?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah? Good ending? U.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
They literally every ending was the best ending imaginable?

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Do they leave it for the movie?

Speaker 10 (21:21):
Is that?

Speaker 15 (21:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:21):
I mean it's just it's just like the most positive, optimistic.
You feel great for everyone, and I think the movie
hopefully will start like three months five months after. I
just saw the preview at the movies yesterday and it
looks really good.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Dude, the movie's gonna be exciting. I'm watch when you chang.
I don't even know when the movie.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Comes out, like soon, I believe. So.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Yeah, I think they're yeah, they're tying in like the
La stuff with the Japanese stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I was thinking about this the other day.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
I was thinking about mister Muragi, mister Miyagi played by
Pat Morito. Yeah, I thought if if like he was
alive right now, like if you just came back to
life and you told him that there's a whole series,
there's like think I'd be.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Like what, there's a there's a fight scene. I'm not
spoiling anything, but there's a fight scene where mister Mayagi
and Daniel fight together and they fight a pack of
skeletons and mister Miyagi is like ai and it is.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Awesome, weird.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
But then at the end, but then at the end,
mister Maaggi is like, Daniel, you did a great job.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
In his mouth. It's like a video game. It's like wow.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
So they didn't quite nail it, but it's dude, it's so.
There's also I gotta tell you this. There's one scene
where you know, Johnny Lawrence is like the blonde haired guy,
the badass, and then Danny's kind of the pushover, you
know whatever. At one point they switch places and Danny
gives a speech like Johnny Lawrence.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Like a pump up speech.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
Awesome, and he goes from wearing the white uniform to
the black uniforms.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Okay, due.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
And everybody watched.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Cobra Kai right now the stax and hacks, Rich, what's
coming up with sex and X or hacks.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
This is the hack to absolutely nailing your exam at school.
So you're gonna want to listen to this.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Stax and hacks next, John Jay.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
And Rich, Oh yeah, John Jay and Rich eight seven
seven seven.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Tap for stacks and acts. I have stacks of information.
Rich has live hacks. What do you think is the
most played sport in America? Kyle football?

Speaker 7 (23:11):
Wrong?

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Soccer wrong, baseball.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Wrong, wrong, wrong?

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Corn hole? Corn is the most played sport in America?

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Is technic games?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Right?

Speaker 5 (23:28):
I think people the corner of people gonna come after
you because there's there's cornhole, there's cornhole world championships on TV.
It's ESPN.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
There's billiards too, But I don't think that's a sport.
I think it's an activity.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
I think if it has a ball in it, it's
a sport or a bag. Like how many photos do
you have on your phone? On your camerall, Kyle? At
least fifteen fifteen thousand. The typical person has one thousand,
five nine eight photos on their phone camera roll and
millennials have the most on average, with just over two thousand,
five hundred. You probably raise the bar on that one.

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Francisco Rivella is an Italian chemist who's credited with inventing ntella,
and sadly he passed away on Valentine's He was ninety
seven man. According to JD. Power, Lexus is the most
reliable car brand for a third consecutive year. Buick was second,
Volkswagen was last.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Bewick Trump There's not that many of them out there.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Too many in Louisiana were caught attempting to smuggle two
hundred thousand dollars worth of contraband into a federal prison
by using a cannon to get it over the wall.
Oh my gosh, I think that's that's not very sneaky.
An eighty seven year old man in Oklahoma just scored
the Guinness Booker World Records for the largest brick collection.
He had eight and eighty two different bricks, now a

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different type of brick. Thieves used a U haul truck
to rob a place called Sasquatch Bricks in Washington State.
They're only inside for five minutes. They got about ten
thousand dollars worth of lego sets. Police in Florida saying
attempted murder suspect stole a deputy's cruiser, then pulled over
and carjacked the driver before crashing and being arrested. And

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he wasn't wearing a shirt. I have the audio of
the guy. This is the cop chasing after the guy.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Is this patrol car?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
He's running northdown, lights are on.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
He tried to take my gun for my host sad.
Someone asked, what's one word you can never spell correctly? Restaurant.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Restaurant is up there. Restaurant's number thirteen on this list. Congratulations, diarrhea,
the diarrhea, that's diaryeas number two. That's so hard. That's
so hard to text that, and sometimes the autocorrect doesn't
do it. For a restaurant. For me, autocrek does it
right away. There's some words that I spell so wrong
that autocrek gives me nothing endeavors. Now I'll tell you

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hemorrhoids is up there, No sure, I'll nauseous, definitely, privilege, refrigerator,
restaurant rhythm is tough to rhythmia, not yet.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
If you haven't a type of pneumonia and diarrhea in the
same text, it's not a good day for you.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Conscious seize, receipt, embarrass, accommodate, occasionally necessary, boot and ear.
Convenience is number three. Diarrhea is number two. The number
one word that is hard to spell is maintenance.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, I can see that. Maintains and receipt. You know
that's tough too. Just the peak can go anywhere. Really.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Someone asks servers to name the top things they secretly hate.
And by the way, after I go over this list,
if there's something else, if you're a server, call eight
seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
I waited tables for a long time. I try one.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 11 (26:54):
So when you go to the table and you ask
do you need anything, one person says something. And then
when you come back, then another person something, and then
you come back and then another person needs something.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Just say it all at once?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Is that on there? That's not all there? But that's
I mean, that's good. You have like the inside scoop.
Someone says, when you eat everything on your plate and
then say I hated it, they give you a laugh.
You want they just heard it a million times. But
my wife does that all the time. When you come
in fifteen minutes before they close, everyone in the kitchen
hates you too. My son Jake worked at over Easy

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and they close it too, I think. And sometimes we'll
go at one and he gets so mad that we're going,
not because he's not working there anymore, but he'll be like,
they close in an hour. Let's just not let's give
them the respect. Complaining about prices is something that pisses
people off. Acting like a regular we do not really irregular.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah, my usual.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Snapping or whistling to get their attention, Oh yeah, that
would a wave is fine if they don't see you
at first, give them a minute. When you don't say
please or thank you, some people say I'll have this
or I want that. That pisses off servers. Parents who
let their kids throw stuff everywhere, grabbing your plate or
your drink off the tray that they're holding.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Yeah, because it's like, I've got the balance.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
When people insist on sitting outside and then complain about
the temperature or the noise or the bugs. And the
number one thing is when you walk in sit at
a table that hasn't been cleared. If it's got dirty
dishes on, it's obviously not ready. Those are the top
ten things that restaurant servers hate. If you got something
else to add to that, like Kyle did eight seven seven,
nine three, seven, one four seven, what do you got
for life hacks?

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Rich, I'm just talking to my boy Joe, and he
was he has a couple of exams coming up that
he said, we're hard. So I was checking out brain
hacks and here's a good test brain hack. Try this,
like if you read the question in your professor's voice.
Science says this is called context dependent memory. In other words,
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in the same context in which you learned it. So
think about your infess her telling you that fun factor,
telling you that question. You're heard in their voice, and
you are more likely to remember that kind of fun. Yeah,
if you have voice notes from that class, you should
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Speaker 16 (29:13):
If Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it
eats John Jay and.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Rich John Jay Rich Our phone number eight seven seven
nine three seven one four seven. I just went over
the list of like the top things that servers hate.
Kyle used to be a server. She was very specific
about something that bothered her. Gin right there to it, Andrea,
what is something you hate as a server?

Speaker 8 (29:38):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (29:38):
There, Yeah, I already guys were talking about things that annoy
people as server. So I bartend Monday through Friday the
lunch rush, and on top of that, I take tables
as well as taking care of the bar top. And
one thing that annoys me, and this literally happened to
me yesterday, is people can see, you know that.

Speaker 17 (29:55):
I'm going between the bar and tables, and usually everyone's
pretty aware, and I'm pretty sare that everybody's in a rush, obviously,
because so am I. They'll walk up to me from
their table across the restaurant and bring me their check
into the well while I'm literally shaking drinks.

Speaker 18 (30:11):
Any chance, because I have to.

Speaker 17 (30:12):
Make the drinks for the servers also, and they're like,
obviously from what I can see, in a rush to
close out immediately because I'm assuming, oh my gosh, they
got to go back to work. I'm like, oh, you know,
give me one second, put down the drinks that I'm making,
close them out right then and there, because we have
handhounds that I can do it on real quick. And
then I see them sticking around for like forty five.

Speaker 15 (30:32):
Minutes or.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Why necessary?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
All right, that's a good point.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Yeah, if you leave, sure, if you're out of there, sure,
But if you're hanging out wait, yeah, you know, I'm like.

Speaker 19 (30:45):
You could have waited like thirty seconds.

Speaker 17 (30:47):
For me to margarite.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Where do you bart?

Speaker 15 (30:53):
I'm over at Thirsty Lions, I know, if you guys
have ever heard of course?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, yeah, there's a thousand things on that menu. Is
that Tippy Marketplace on the drink menu? Is it the
one of Tippy Marketplace in the one there?

Speaker 15 (31:09):
Uh, there's one there.

Speaker 12 (31:10):
I'm over by Chandler.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Mall oh right on, okay, if all goes well, I
should be in Chandler today.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
What what has to happen for you to I will
What are you going to do to break the bubble?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Oh, my friend Greg, he wants, he wants to connect
all the time. I went to lunch with Greg like
three weeks, three or a month ago, and now he
was like coming out saying, we're not keeping up on
our monthly ritual.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
It's too much. I needed. I need space. Andrew, thanks
for calling in. Yeah, I have a great day. Thank
you for this. We got a text and I was
going to read the text, but we actually have for
this is the beauty of the text line. You text us,
you text JJR or whatever you want to say to
night six eight nine three will either read your text
or call your text.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
But Vanessa, what was your text? Vanessa? Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (32:01):
The coolest thing happened to me this weekend. I saw
Kyle and her family in the wild, the wild where
my girls were playing against Easton's football team and flag football.
And I saw Kyle and her husband, Fish and Addie
pull up.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
So you you played Easton's team.

Speaker 12 (32:25):
Yes, my girls did, but you're the only girls on
the team against Easton.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
That game was so intense. That game was so dense.

Speaker 11 (32:33):
We were literally on the edge of our seat till
the last twenty seconds of that game.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
It's a tough game.

Speaker 12 (32:40):
Yes, our team last in the last two seconds.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
It was wild. It was well, there was like all
kinds of different penalties.

Speaker 11 (32:46):
We got a called for a jump cut and I
don't even know what that is.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
I think they were making it up. But your girls
were really good. I was like, look at those girls
out there holding their.

Speaker 12 (32:56):
Own thank you and you look so adorable with your
on Time's Day sweater. And it was so fun seeing
Fish and Adde throw the football with each other.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Yeah, they were throwing football. Well I was watching the
game like, well, da have an egg?

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Doesn't Addie also play football?

Speaker 6 (33:10):
She does, but her game was like in an.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Hour, she had a girls team, much like she's on.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
An all girls team.

Speaker 18 (33:16):
Oh.

Speaker 14 (33:18):
I know.

Speaker 11 (33:18):
That's why it's nice your girls are hanging with the
dudes because they're going to probably play like much better
in the future. We have one girl on ADDIE's team
whose dad coaches her brother's team, and I guess she
used to play on her brother's Team's good, so it's
like she's playing down playing with us.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
But it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
So Vanessa and Kyle, that was your Valentine's Day flag football?

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Yes, I think I know.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Everyone's like, what do you guys do it for Valentine's Day?
Like flug football? We got two games, no big deal.

Speaker 11 (33:51):
And then afterwards we went to dinner with like two
other couples and their kids that like, all of our
kids play together, and you know, it's it doesn't really
hit that it's Valentine's Day, even though it is, until
you're in a restaurant and you see all the Valentine's
dates happening, and in the restaurant that we were at,
it was almost as if we didn't get the memo
because there were several couples dressed almost like nineteen twenties,

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like like full on, like.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Did you go somewhere fancy?

Speaker 6 (34:19):
No, not really, it's called Parlay. It's not really super fancy.

Speaker 11 (34:22):
It's like a nice, nice restaurant, not fancy or anything
like that. But one of the couples I couldn't stop
watching because it was fascinating.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
They were both on their phone the whole entire time.

Speaker 11 (34:33):
But the girl was on her phone just doing selfies
and I was at the angle where I could like.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
See the selfie she was taking.

Speaker 11 (34:40):
I was like, what an interesting Valentine's Day, Like, it's
probably she's doing that because like her dude's not looking
up from his phone.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
It's like, take it.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Did you make it in her selfie at all?

Speaker 15 (34:48):
No?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Oh, it's bad because if you had that software that
they have on Night Agent, we could find that picture.

Speaker 11 (34:53):
Yeah, we're just just far enough away where we were
in the background of it.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
But well, Vanessa, thanks for.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Texting it, and thank you for.

Speaker 11 (35:01):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Tell your girl's a good game too.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
You know. On Valentine's Day, I was in Sacramento because
my son camp had a basketball game there, so I
flew in there on Valentine's Day. So my wife picked
me up their port and we were like, we're gonna
bite to eat. So we're looking for someplace healthy and
there's a chain I know. I've eaten there with my
wife and a couple or my sister, a couple places
called Mendocino Farms.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I don't know if it's here yet.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Have you guys heard. I haven't heard of it now,
but we go there and it just one of those
you standing out, you order you food that you sit
down and they bring you whatever you gotta eat tip
And I'm like, what am I tipping for if I
got to, you know, carry the food, do everything. Anyway,
the lady says to me, this is such a brain fart.
She says, wait, let me change the football music. She goes,
here's your receipt and she points and she highlights the number,

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my order number, and she goes, take this and go
to your table and there's a QR code there and
she goes, put put this in on the QR code
and we'll bring the food to you. That's how we
know what table you're at. I'm like, okay. So I
sit down and by the way, the restaurant is as
big as this studio and.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
There's nobody there.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
They could just go well, that's the guy that ordered
that salad, right.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
So I grabbed the receipt.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
I'm holding it, and the way she explained to me,
there's the QR code in the middle of the table,
and I'm rubbing the receipt of the QR code. I'm
rubbing it, and my wife's like, what are you doing.
I go, she said, to put the number on the
QR code. So I'm putting I'm putting the number on
the and I'm rubbing it. I'm rubbing and I go
back to late. I'm like, I walk over and goes, hey,
I'm rubbing this on the table and I go and

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the QR code.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I don't understand is something supposed to happen?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
And she looks at me. She's like, really, she was
supposed to put your phone against it? And I go,
oh my god, I know that, Like I know that.
How tired were you?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I was so tired, so tired.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
I was like, I know that. And I'm just sitting
there going, I can't believe, like if there was security
footage of me doing that, such a stupid, stupid and
then I go, so I go back and I do it,
and then I plug in the number the right way
and it doesn't work, and I go back. Now, keep
in mind, I'm walking closer than where Nick and Jenna
are and I'm walking to and I go, hey, plugged

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it in, and I'm so. She goes, I know where
you're sitting. I can just bring eat the food, sir,
And I'm like, thank you. Well, it's like, what is
going on with you?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I go, I don't know, why don't you have to go?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I'm right here? Why do I got to go through
this anyway?

Speaker 11 (37:20):
It was like a big food court, you know, where
you could be sitting anywhere.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
That's a great example where there's seventy five restaurants. It
was so embarrassing. All right, it's Tuesday, that means second
date Update. Sinjin is on the line. Sinjin tells what's
going on.

Speaker 14 (37:37):
I went on a data and it was like a
wrong com So why is she ghosting data?

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Okay, well, we're gonna hear your story and then we're
gonna call her and find ou why she's ghosting you.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
It was supposed to.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Be the start of a beautiful relationship, but somebody screwed
it all up.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Second Date Update right now with John Jay and Rich John.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Jay and Rich, we're getting ready to do second update, Sinjohn,
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
What's your situation here? Sinjohn? Welcome.

Speaker 14 (38:10):
Oh well, I went out on a date and do
you want to hear about the date?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Yeah, might as well. I mean it's a second ate update.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Okay, great.

Speaker 14 (38:20):
Yeah, So we went to this little cafe and it
had like a really laid back vibe and but it
was like really still classy enough to make you feel
kind of special. If you know what I mean. And
and when we met there, I just I right away
it was like blown away how gorgeous she looked and

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the like effortless style about her and she didn't try
too hard, but you know, it was still perfect and
we had it like we grabbed the table outside the weather.

Speaker 18 (38:50):
It was like really perfect and we.

Speaker 14 (38:51):
Started talking and honestly, the whole conversation we just like
CLI kind of clicked right from the start and we
were like laughing about random things, sharing stories from childhood.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
You know.

Speaker 14 (39:02):
So basically time like really flew by fast and we
didn't even check our phone, no distractions.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
You know.

Speaker 14 (39:08):
The best part was that I like, she was really
easy to talk to and she made me feel comfortable,
and by the by the end of the night, I
basically just was really I didn't I was reluctant to
say goodbye, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 18 (39:18):
I was just nervous about what to do next, So
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (39:22):
She like she just kissed me on the cheek before
heading off, and I swear it was like it was
like a scene from the movie. So you know, the
whole date kind of felt like a rom com and
in the best way.

Speaker 18 (39:34):
So I just I really can't.

Speaker 14 (39:35):
Stop thinking about it, and I'm seriously just hoping she
felt the same way.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
So, but is she ignoring you or something that's that's
why you're here?

Speaker 11 (39:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (39:44):
Sorry, I yeah, I'm just yeah, she's not messaging me back. Basically,
I've kind of been a little ghosted. So I'm just
trying to figure out if she feels the same way
as me.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
The kiss on the cheek and she moved in to
kiss you on the chief.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, like I kind of didn't.

Speaker 14 (40:02):
I didn't know what to do, but to I was
like kind of inching toward like kind of like a movie,
and she just I just turned my head a little
bit and she just packed me on the cheek.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Will you turned your head to go into the kiss
or turns your head to go, chick.

Speaker 14 (40:16):
Go into the kiss? But then I just didn't.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I go in for that was the take care see
you later.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
I was like, oh no, we're not going lips, buddy,
sin John.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
What's her name? Daniel? Okay, and how'd you meet her?

Speaker 14 (40:30):
I met her online? And uh one of the apps.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I won't say this, okay.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Okay, So filling in for Peyton pays On vacation right now,
and Jenna is feeling it and you're doing a great
job so far too.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Do you have an opinion on this? What do you
think about this?

Speaker 10 (40:45):
I think that as a female who's been in that
situation before, you know, like you said, she was just
trying to maybe protect herself in a respectful way.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
You've been in the situation where you thought that the
guy wanted more.

Speaker 10 (40:56):
Yeah, okay, and so you know you just got it
in that moment at quick.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
So maybe that's that was her kind of you would
ghost because he maybe got the ick.

Speaker 10 (41:03):
Or what I would unfortunately probably goes. I'm hoping that
that's not the situation here.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
But okay, but why the peck on the cheek?

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Why just like a sudden why not like like take
care bye bye hand like fist pump?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Why you even gave me a kiss on the cheek?

Speaker 10 (41:16):
I feel like in that moment when it just happens,
you just it's so quick and you don't know what
to do.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
So the contract trying very polite also and not make
it as awkward as it probably already is.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
This bump will be crazy.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Yeah, that would be like.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Whoa that would do it?

Speaker 5 (41:30):
All right, Sinjon, we'll call her and find out. Okay,
we're gonna find out why she's blown you off or
if she got the ick, which means if she has
the serious Ickbye. You gotta be cool like You're gonna
just listen quietly and then you can jump in at
the right time. Okay, all right again, Jenna, just a
great job this morning. It's just great. All right. Second
ate update continues next John Jane Rich In the middle

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of second d up, you got Synchon who went on
a date with Danielle. They met online. Day was going great, right,
he was saying all kinds of great things. But at
the end kissing the cheek.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
I mean he called it a rom com like.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
It, yeah, in the best way.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Uh huh. All right, So sin John, we're gonna call her.
You stay quiet. We're gonna find out. How long ago
was this date?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
By the way, about a week and a half.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Okay. Jenna's in here filling in for Peyton. She's on
vacation in Europe right now. So Jenna, just fabulous job.
Thank Okay, So you do this, you know what to do.
You're gonna handle it. You transfer them, okay, where you
do your thing. Whatever the word is, you lob it up.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Answer the phone.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
That's another one. Get them on their connecting flight.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
That's such a laymanterns.

Speaker 10 (42:41):
Hello, Hi, Danielle, this is Jenna from John Jay and Rich.
Can we put you on air for a second.

Speaker 13 (42:47):
Oh hi, sure.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Hi, thanks for saying. Yeah. So, we got a call
from a guy and he told us about this great
date and the way you explained the date was like,
is like a rom com movie. He said, was fantastic.
You were the person he went on a date with.
Now he says, you're blowing him off, which is fine,
But we went around the room, the four of us,
trying to figure out why you blew him off. And
if everything he says on the date is true, it

(43:10):
doesn't make sense. So I feel like he's leaving something out. So, Danielle,
we thought we'd call you and you give us your perspective.
You probably have a different one. We're talking about Sinjin.

Speaker 13 (43:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, Honestly, I had so much fun.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Sinjon's so sweet.

Speaker 13 (43:28):
It was like one of the best dates I've had
in a really long time. Yeah, he's so funny and
he's charming. We were laughing this whole time. We went
to a coffee shop, and I mean.

Speaker 19 (43:42):
The conversation was just really easy. I feel like conversation
is not usually this easy. He's hilarious, He's so I
don't know, he's just hilarious.

Speaker 13 (43:53):
I feel like there wasn't a single moment where we
didn't know what to talk about. But I got this
feeling that he's he's just not into me, like into
me into me. It was something about the way he
carried himself and the way he was talking was like
I don'tt to assume, but he was giving giving a

(44:16):
little bit of like queen energy. Oh okay, yeah, he
was his compliments like he complimented me so so often,
but it was so detailed. He was like, oh my god,
your outfit is so well put together. The color palette
and your hair is stunning, which you know, I love

(44:38):
hearing that. It's just great with me, But I feel
like most men that I go out with don't, like
straight men don't usually notice color palette.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Right, Maybe his moms are professor or something. I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 13 (44:54):
Like that, Yeah, yeah, maybe I don't know. But oh,
when the waiter brought out drinks, he had like he gasped.

Speaker 15 (45:05):
He's like, ooh.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
Presentation, and that's the one that really set me over.
I was just kind of sitting there.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Like, hmm, maybe the restaurant business. I say that my
dad learned that. From my dad. He was always I
look at his presentation, What a beautiful presentation. I've said
that before my dad.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
No, I know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
I mean, was his shirt tightened a knot in the front?

Speaker 13 (45:30):
No, but he did look great. Okay, he definitely has
his own subtile.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Well, now that we told you that he called us
to tell you that he really liked you and he
didn't know where things go wrong, does that change anything
in your perspective?

Speaker 13 (45:43):
I mean, it's nice to know that he is interested
in me.

Speaker 14 (45:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
I the date was so easy and we had such
good chemistry, but I couldn't tell if it was like
actual chemistry or gotcha wanted to be like my my bestie,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
You guys can go dancing, and then if you went
dancing off by himself, he'd be like.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
You win the friend of vine.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah. Well, Danielle sinjon Is on the line. He was listening. Hi,
Synjen your thoughts?

Speaker 18 (46:13):
Yeah, Hi, oh wow, Danielle Hi.

Speaker 14 (46:18):
Oh, so I'm having to overhear your little like clean
energy theory and I and I gotta say, like impressive
detailed detective work because you weren't really wrong exactly cools.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, I mean, wow, I think you need to elaborate
Sinjohn a little bit more when you say she's not wrong?
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I mean?

Speaker 14 (46:47):
Well, yeah, I mean it's kind of awkward, you know,
but honestly it's kind of hilarious. I am bisexual and
I've always been, you know, super open about my sexuality.
I just I just you know, I didn't think the
first date, you know, small talk was the right time
to drop that fun fact like spaghetti's great. But by

(47:08):
the way, look I also like men and women, So
you see the problem I had.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't even know what
to say. I feel like I feel like such.

Speaker 18 (47:21):
An idiot for no, no, no, you're not an idiot.

Speaker 14 (47:25):
I like you picked up on something and you wondered, uh,
you know, no harm, no foul.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
So so where does that leave us?

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (47:38):
I just don't know.

Speaker 14 (47:38):
I just you know, I I you're definitely like spiraling,
aren't you.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
You know, Danielle does that bother. You do you have
a problem dating a bisexual man?

Speaker 13 (47:52):
No, I mean maybe let me get it's like kind of.

Speaker 14 (47:59):
Can I can?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I say?

Speaker 14 (48:00):
Like you're thinking, Wow, Sinjon is great, but I I
can I handle dating someone who's both into men and women?
What if I'm not enough? What if I have to
compete with like twice the amount of people.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
I like the way you put in the front, Wow,
Sinjohn's great. You put that at the very film.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
But those are good points to go on.

Speaker 13 (48:20):
Yeah, No, I mean, and he's right, Sinjon is great,
but I definitely Yeah, I struggle with feeling like insecure
in my relationships, and I guess I would. I would
probably be worrying not only about like other women, but
guys too.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
So be weird when you're like wondering if Sinjohn is
in gym.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
No, I hear you.

Speaker 14 (48:46):
I hear you, and honestly, I like respect that.

Speaker 18 (48:48):
You're being honest about it.

Speaker 14 (48:49):
But Danielle, like, liking more than one gender doesn't mean
I want more than one person. It's not like I
wake up every morning and I, you know, ask which
team I'm playing for today? Like you know, I did
who I like and right now I like.

Speaker 10 (49:04):
You yeah, respects engine.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Would you be interested in the second date?

Speaker 13 (49:11):
I that's so nice to here. I really did enjoy
being around you, so yeah, I would. I would definitely
have a second date.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
All right, what a happy second en up date? All
are you guys? Well, thanks for jumping on the air
with us, both of you. Thank you. That's second D
Update with John Jay and Rich John Jay and Rich
Halsey tickets an hour from now and every day this week.
The text line you text jj R and whatever you

(49:42):
want to say to the number nine six eight nine three.
John dy Rich, here's a text. I love getting scoped
in the morning. Grant you do those more often? Yeah,
grants do it every day this week Peyton's vacation, John
dy Rich. As a customer, not a server, what draws
me nuts is when a waitress asks if the food
tastes great as soon as I take a bite, like,
I can't even respond to you yet, chilled him. I

(50:06):
gotta tell you, guys this kind of I find that
this is a bizarre moment. I started following this guy
on Instagram a while ago because he was like, uh,
you remember how when RFK was running for whatever it is,
he is in charge of all the food. I don't
know what his title is, you know, health supervisor whatever
it is. And his family started bashing on him. I
was like, why would his family bash on him? So

(50:27):
I was checking out whose family is. He's got this cousin,
I mean Jack. So I start following Jack and this
guy Jack is just so negative. Every post is negative, right,
So I finally unfollowed him, like yesterday. I unfollowed him
yesterday because I thought he was so negative and it's
it's rfk's cousin. Oh and then lord and behold Jenna.
Here are behind the scenes media person. Jenna, what's your story?

Speaker 10 (50:54):
And I'm like, I maybe I haven't seen all the
negative post.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Maybe I on a different algorithm. But Jack Schlosberg, I believe.

Speaker 10 (51:02):
His name is, he's just like, he's goofy.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
He's super goofy.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
He is always making a lot of like political type videos.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
But I just think he's a funny guy.

Speaker 10 (51:11):
Anyways, I I went down a rabbit hole with him
recently and I was like, oh, I like this guy.
I've got a new crush, Like I'm gonna My goal
was to find him on Riya. Like. I even upped
my age so that I.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
App that cost join lots of celebrities on there.

Speaker 10 (51:27):
Yes, it's just fun to see who you can find
on there. But I upped my age to thirty two
because I heard that he was on there looking for
a Valentine.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
So I was like, you know what.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
Sugar shot, I'll accept the Kennedy curse for this one.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
That's a pretty bad purse.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
We'll give it a shot for him, I'll risk it.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
But anyway, so I've been you never know who you're.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Going to get in a batch on Rya.

Speaker 10 (51:50):
But I came across him and I sent him a message,
and you only are given a few direct messages. You
can send likes, but you only get so many direct
messages with your own no per like. Yeah, so I
used one of my direct messages on him, and I
said it was after Valentine's Day, And I said, are
you still looking for a Valentine?

Speaker 6 (52:10):
No response?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
That's that's what.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
No response?

Speaker 6 (52:13):
You used your dmy.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
How many do you get?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I think I only had two.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Then get the whole time too.

Speaker 10 (52:20):
Yeah, you can buy another one for like ten bucks,
like smart that.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
So that's the only one you've ever used.

Speaker 10 (52:27):
I used one on a music art an artist one time,
but he also never read.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Who was that.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
We are in the music business, I know they are.

Speaker 10 (52:34):
His name is goth Babe your family.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I didn't want to say the name there.

Speaker 10 (52:41):
I think I said I knew his dog, like I
had followed him on Instagram, so I made a comment
about his dog. You know. I was like, let's get
that personal string going, but it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
He also didn't respond name.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
I know day, Yeah, what the heck?

Speaker 7 (52:55):
You're still looking for a Valentine Day of Valentine?

Speaker 10 (52:58):
After Valentine's Day, I thought, you know he's on the apps.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
He must still be looking for one.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
What's your problem Valentine's Day was He's like, if he
read it, let's have a look.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I don't know me there's a good.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Chance he's not. He doesn't go to Raya every day
like we do Instagram, so maybe he'll see it in
a week or something.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
And that's what I told myself.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
I'm like, you know, he's busy making political videos or like.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
He's doing what's up with your weird cousin? That would
have gotten response.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
So Jenna, goth Babe is mine.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
He's really hot and I like his talk as well.

Speaker 20 (53:31):
So from him, have you that'sked about the battle? You
know he's on raya straight.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
I assume so. But he's like, you're like stereotypical, like Colorado.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I'm in the mountains guy.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
With my interesting little mustache. Why don't we Why don't
we have a competition? And so you get a date
with Goswape first?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Noah's got it?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Who gets the response first?

Speaker 6 (54:02):
I didn't realize we know we have the same type.
Apparently you guys are gonna have to do it out.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
We're gonna fight this one out.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
So you so Jack Schlossberg rfk's cousin is thirty two, Yes, okay, Yeah,
it's so funny because I was on I liked him
because who how he was?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
But his social media was just so angry about politics.

Speaker 10 (54:21):
I think I'm seeing a different algorithm.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
Yeah maybe, I.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Guess I'm talking about Instagram.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
I scrolling Discagram'm like, geez chill.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Anyway, you know, Jenna Hole.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
Are you twenty four?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
What did you did you watch this Saturnight Live stuff?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
I did?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I loved it?

Speaker 5 (54:35):
So you got it all? You understood? Like my son,
you know, you know the part with Robert Coolay Will
Ferrell's Robert Coolay and Kristen Wig has the little hands.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yes, Like I was watching that Lawrence show.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Yeah, my son was there with three of his buddies
and they're watching it and they look at me. They go,
we don't get it. Maybe we don't get it. And
I had to explained wh Laura's Walk was not. So
I was did you get it?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I did well?

Speaker 10 (54:58):
For one, my grandpa Squish is what we call him.
He watches Lawrence Walk every Saturday at four pm. His
friend calls him, they FaceTime and they talk about Lawrence
Walk and what's going on.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
So that's why you knew who was Yes.

Speaker 10 (55:11):
But I also grew up. I'm very thankful I had
exposure when I was like eight years old to SNL.
So I grew up watching like the Californians, the Lawrence
Welk Show, all those bits, and so I was obsessed
that they brought some of them back.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
I was like, oh my god, I'm Christian Wig with a.

Speaker 11 (55:25):
Little tiny hands, but I can't like so so funny
and she's like smacking Kim Kardashian's booty.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I was dead. I'm Janet, Oh, Janet.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
I'm hulling.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
I'm Margaret, you sure.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
So funny?

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Hand? You know what I thought was really funny was
the very opening with Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon, and
she says, he goes, I sang the song in nineteen
seven five with George Harrison, and she goes, I wasn't
even born in nineteen seventy five, and then everyone laughs,
she goes, my parents weren't even born.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
It was a really good line. I didn't know I
never heard that long.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
I think it's from the cartoons what they did never
see the come.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Yeah, we got Halsey tickets on the line later today.
So kiss is going a pair of pals just after nineties.
Well we're going into some more entertainment news. I want
to get into more stuff because I thought I thought
the post Malone thing with Nirvana blew my mind. I
thought it blew my mind. Do you know what I'm
talking about?

Speaker 11 (56:31):
See that I miss that because I only I only
literally watched like the first two hours three.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
My son Dutch, who is no there was there was
like specials every day, different specials.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
This is a different this was Friday night.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Oh oh okay, then I definitely missed it.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Yeah, So post Malone came out, I have it, I'll
play some of it. Postpone came out with Nirvana, and
my son Dutch was like, this is freaking incredible, except
that he goes it looks like the drummer who's Dave
Grohl looks like a rock star. The other guys looked
like stepdads and stept to do teachers. Different stages of
the Entertainment News coming up next.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
Don't trunk dial your ex Trump dial Us call our
Shaun Jay and Rich Trump dial Line at six two
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Speaker 5 (57:12):
Entertainment News this weekend. Lots of stuff, I say. First,
we get into Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at the
SNL thing.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Yeah, that was pretty wild.

Speaker 11 (57:21):
So there there was a point in the show where
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are asking questions to the
audience and Ryan Reynolds stands up.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
How's it going great?

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Bye? What have you heard?

Speaker 11 (57:34):
Seemingly a nod and a joke about the legal problems
between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. Now, according to TMZ,
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were the talk of all
the celebrities there, like why are they here?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
What are they doing?

Speaker 11 (57:47):
Not only is it Ryan Reynolds ex wife's husband's workplace
right and totally unnecessary for him to be there. And
on top of that, like, wow, dude, you're joking about
like potent, like like there's a four hundred million million
dollar loss you filed against your wife, ha ha, total chortal,
Like is it really nothing?

Speaker 6 (58:04):
So I thought that was pretty wild.

Speaker 11 (58:08):
Outside of that, one of the guys that actually starred
in It Ends with Us was on with Gail King.
His name's Brandon Skelner, and I didn't see it cleaner.
He was asked is if he was team Justin or
team Blake, and they were like, he made him so uncomfortable,
and then Gail King was like, obviously you don't have
to answer that, but you know, just you know, seeing

(58:28):
how you were feeling, and he was like all business,
just basically like, let's just make it about the movie.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
I just want people to remember why we made the
movie in the first place and what it stands for
and just keeping the focus on that, like that that
movie meant so much to me, and so it's it's
unfortunate that things get taken away from what the ethos
of that thing is.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
I saw I saw this clip. I saw it and
I don't recognize the guy. I don't know who he is.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
I didn't see the movie, so I was like, but
I did. I did.

Speaker 11 (58:56):
Like it jarred my thinking to think, like, oh wait,
now everyone in that movie, no matter what they do,
no matter what interview they do, it's always gonna be
team Blake or team Justin.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
But I'm want to get back into like the like
why would they go there? Because Scarlett Johansson, who was
in a bunch of sketches, is Ryan Reynolds's ex wife,
like you would have seen Blake Lively would go why
are we going to this?

Speaker 6 (59:17):
And her husband Colin just is on the show.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
It's his show, Like it's so weird. Even though there
was also Pete Davison there and Kim Kardashian was there.

Speaker 11 (59:24):
Yeah, and supposedly they ran into each other like backstage,
but it wasn't anything like romantic or anything hostile. It
was just like, hey, what's up, how are you? Because
I guess they really haven't kept in contact.

Speaker 7 (59:34):
After anybuddy was there. That was way more star attended
than any oscars.

Speaker 11 (59:39):
There were many celebrities they said there were so many
celebrities there that half of them had to sit in
a different room.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
They couldn't even sit in the actual studio, Oh tell you.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
On Friday night they had the bands playing, right, and
Miley came out and she goes, she starts singing a
song and she's like, are you guys not gonna get up?
She goes, get up? Or are you guys too famous
like the Grammys? Get up? And then she goes she
starts calling youry Seinfeld out. She calls all these different
people out individually, and then they all get up, but
they all started singing with her, and then it was
just non stop after that. It was fantastic. What'd you

(01:00:07):
think of the Sorry night Life said? You watch all
of it, Jenna?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
I loved it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
And it started off strong with the Ryan Reynolds Blake
Lively stuff, which I mean, like you said, why would
they even talk about it if it was such like
a serious accusation, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Like to put that out there is kind of a joke.
Is like I heard it could come up in court
now probably scene.

Speaker 11 (01:00:28):
And then I know Blake's face and then okay, I
posted on my Instagram. It was there's a video that
kind of zooms in on Kevin Costmas behind them, and
he is so unentertained and so like so fascinating that
he like kind of looks over to see Blake Lively's
reaction of it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
That's all of us. It was all of us in
that situation.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
So this was something that was really cool. This was
this is post Belone and Nirvana, and if I'm right right,
this is like the first time, right that band's performed
since Kurt Cobain died. Right, It was freaking nuts post.

Speaker 18 (01:01:13):
This.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
I'll give you Goosebabber holds him alone side of killers sick.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
That's a good say. It's pretty damn good. It's all
over Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
It was big.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
How about Mike Myers. It was great scene Mike, Mike Myers.
You see him do Linda Richmond.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Yeah, she's getting the klempt.

Speaker 11 (01:01:47):
But it was funny because it was on Amy Poehler
and Maya Rudolph show Bronx Beats, which is part of
one of my favorite sketches from sn L.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Bad news. It's raining, but good news.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
It's because as soon as he did that, I was like,
that's where she got that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
Ketch sweat Weather.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
What about Will Ferrell and Chris Oh, we did that one.
I thought, what about Will Ferrell? And when they did,
they not like us? That was pretty funny too.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
That Will Ferrell was like he was an everything every
skit and I was here for it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
I know, I like needed more. Well, I know, I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
What about Eddie Murphy, I think ruled the pot.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
And look at this Tracy Morgan going to make some
big money. Wait a minute, Tracy, don't you already have
a lot of money, But you gotta have a lot
of money if you're going to look like I lived?

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
I ate Lasagna.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
That was so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
That sketched, to me was potentially on the way to
being an extremely funny sketch. And then for some reason,
Tom Hanks came out there and ruined it all. Like
it was like Chris Rock comes out there, asks you
a question or for sin I live, says that he
replaced Eddie Murphy. He got Eddie Murphy there being Tracy Morgan.
I was waiting for some sort of like joke about
something and then it went. It was just weird.

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
There's sometimes you watch that show like Eddie Murphy. To me,
he could be a sketch member right now and kill it.
Did you see the prison? The prison guys that were
in prison, Like Eddie Murphy's telling the story about how
hard his life is, and he's talking about when he's
a child and gets whisked away to a wizarding school
and the kids are like, are you talking about Harry Potter?

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
And then Will will Ferrell came out and that's sketch too,
like sexy shorts. Did you have you guys followed or
seen Will Ferrell's son on TikTok. He's got a TikTok
and everyone while he posts Will Ferrell on his TikTok.
But he's a singer and he's really really good, like
a serious thing, Like I think you know how Gracy

(01:03:50):
Abrams is j J Abrams daughter. I think he's going
to ride that those coattails because he's good, Like he
might be somebody we're gonna later go, oh my god,
this is Will Ferrell. His name's Magnus. I'll say you
his TikTok. He's fantastic. That'd be great to get him
in here. And all we do is talk about his dad.
Remember we're giving away those trips to see Kelly Clarkson
Las Vegas. Yeah, remember one of the games we played

(01:04:10):
because Nick kept inventing games, and we did our own
like Kelly Oky. We did Kary OK to Kelly Clarkson song.
We got a very very cool text message from somebody
who works for Kelly Clarkson's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Team, and it was very cool and his name is Robert.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Good morning, Good morning, Robert. What do you do for
Kelly Clarkson's show?

Speaker 18 (01:04:30):
I mix her music? Recording mixer music. Oh only the
band breaks, only like the things and guest performances, no interviews,
just music.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
So you can you tell the story of why you're
on our show right now? Because this is so interesting.

Speaker 18 (01:04:44):
Absolutely so. I lived in Arizona, which was in the
listening area for the show, and listened to John Jay
and Rich every day, and in sixteen years ago moved
out to Nashville, where I currently am and have been
listening on podcasts or the iHeart app ever since then.
And I was listening to a segment you guys did
called Kelly Oak earlier this week, and it was a

(01:05:05):
game show where you guys were playing Kelly's songs and
the vocals would cut out and you guys had to
continue singing them to earn points, and I was just
laughing hysterically driving around town. So I grabbed the link
from the podcast and sent it over to everyone in
the band with no context, just sent it to them
and just got nothing but has and like RFL like
all that crap.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 18 (01:05:28):
So that's that's how I found the podcast. And that's uh,
that's pretty much it. So I've had to let you know.
I send you guys a message on the chat line
and don't just wanted to let you know, like who
I am, what I do, and that the band thing,
that's that's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
That's amazing, and what a great job you do. I mean,
like the Kelly, all of her cover versions sound better
than the originals, and you guys, that band slays.

Speaker 18 (01:05:53):
The band is amazing, just as a human is beautiful.
Like she's exactly what you think she would be, Like,
she's completely the same on TV as she is off.
Maybe she cutses a little bit more off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
She's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Okay, First of all, any chance you sent that audio
to Kelly, she.

Speaker 18 (01:06:12):
Has access to it in the chat that I sent
it to.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Okay, because you know, We've had her on the show
a couple times. I remember one time, remember she was
having a sleepover in Dallas with a bunch of her
friends and she woke them all up by playing the
piano on our show. And then another time she was
coming to town and she was playing it in concert

(01:06:36):
and we had given away we were going to give
away a car. I don't want to say what car,
because we got in serious trouble. If you remember this
Rich so so Robert, what we were doing. We had
people tell us it was confession Wednesday. People would confess stuff,
and then we picked the winner and we got up
on stage and we were with Kelly and we take
pictures and we bring the winner up on stage and
I grabbed the microphone and I go, can you believe this?

(01:06:57):
She won this car because she slept with her dad's
bad friend. Is the story. That's that was her secret.
And Kelly was like, oh my god, no way. And
everyone went nuts. And it turned out that the people
who owned all the dealerships were in the crowd, and
they got so mad that we gave away a car
for that that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Behavior car company, dealership, the entire brand, all the.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Dealers that you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Like just being yourselves.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
But Kelly loved it. She had to give it a
high vibe. So that's what I'm telling you. If you
said her the podcast and say hey, by Robert, idea
right now, idea right now, send it to Kelly personally,
from you to her and then ask her, uh say
from from from John Jay to Kelly, get it, get
it from Jesse Key, and then say, we would love
to be guests on her show at no cost to her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Roberts like I'm trying to keep my job. There's boundaries.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Kelly comes to her, we would like to be in
to be guessed, we do Kelly oke live for her
in front of her and your band would amazing, Kelly?

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Did you pick great TV?

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Yeah? I'm right on it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
What about our listening dead serious, Robert, Robert, come on, Robert, Robert.

Speaker 18 (01:08:19):
Kelly's my best to say, off of her radar, because
she's calling my name too many times as an issue.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
That's that's a good point. But look at this, one
of our listeners has gone on to do great things.

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
I told you, yes, yes, Nick.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Can I tell you guys how I thought I screwed
this whole thing up?

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Sure?

Speaker 16 (01:08:38):
Uh So when Robert texted in, I texted everybody and
was like, hey, this is a pretty cool message. And
then you know, we decided to reach out and said Robert,
it's Nick from John Jay and Rich so awesome. He
reached out, Hey, my wife is seeing Kelly Clarkson like
fifteen times.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
So thank you for making me the cool husband of
the day.

Speaker 16 (01:08:58):
And then I followed it up with would you want
to be would you want to jump on the air
with us this week? And didn't get a response, Oh, no,
he does, And like the longer it went, I was like,
oh my god, I came off like super super weird.

Speaker 18 (01:09:13):
Note not weird at all. Man, I work a lot.
I work really long hours, mix a lot of music.
But I saw it. I wasn't sure how to respond.
I had to make sure I'd covered all my bases
on my end before I got on the radio and
started spilling tea. No, I think it's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Robert. Where'd you go high school?

Speaker 12 (01:09:29):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (01:09:30):
Northwest Arkansas in the Springdale High School in Springdale, Arkansas.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Oh, then when did you move to Arizona?

Speaker 18 (01:09:35):
Right after high school? I went to the Conservatory Recording
Arts and Sciences.

Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
Wow, those guys are awesome over there. That's such a
great school.

Speaker 18 (01:09:43):
Such a great team.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Yeah. Absolutely, it's very cool for you to listen to
the show.

Speaker 10 (01:09:46):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Really appreciate it.

Speaker 18 (01:09:48):
Man, it's been twenty years. I'm still listening.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
Thank you so much, brother, and again, you know, send
our best to Kelly Clarkson. She's been always been first
class for us always.

Speaker 18 (01:09:56):
All right, here, here's the deal. I'll send that message.
If you guys bring back but slams, I'll do it
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
We'll do it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
What if you could get her on a butt slam
to be like the executor of the butt slam.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
If Kelly could come on and she could be like
we can, she could record the new you've been.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
You got it, Robert, that's the deal. We'll send you
the newest but slam deal. All right, man, thank you
so much for being on our show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Absolutely was broke, John deine Rich.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
That's Halsey. We've got tickets for Halsey right now to
play a game with us. Call us at eight seven
seven nine three seven one oh four seven while we're
waiting to get that contest in Kyle. Like the way
you said, there's just some good people in the world.

Speaker 11 (01:10:50):
Yes, So thank the Lord for good people. So last
weekend I got a text from my good friend Cynthia.
And if you if you know anything Aboutnthia, she has
a huge heart. She's single, and she has a dog
that she's had for the last like fifteen years. And
her dog is her baby, like she doesn't have kids,
that's her child. Her dog has health problems. His back

(01:11:13):
legs are Bella, her back legs are paralyzed, so she
has to she needs Cynthia to go to the bathroom
like she had Like it's that kind of health problem.
So when she texted us that Bella had gone missing,
we were like, oh no, Cynthia can't. Like this is
as if her child was abducted. So we were all
like what do we do?

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
What caw can we help? What's the deal?

Speaker 11 (01:11:35):
And so she was like freaking out because she had
opened her door to talk to her neighbor and somehow
Bella had like slid her way out into the open,
and so Cynthia had looked for her for like a
day and a half and it's like her back legs
are paralyzed, like she can she has a real hard
time moving around.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
How far could she actually go?

Speaker 11 (01:11:57):
So it turns out she So Cynthia starting contacting all
the different veterinarians around and whatnot, and found out that
some incredibly nice lady had picked Bella up thought she
got hit by a car because you know, because it
looks like she's like severely injured, had brought her to
the VET, paid like two thousand dollars for them to

(01:12:19):
my gosh, yeah, like like check her.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
Out and like fix her necessary.

Speaker 11 (01:12:24):
Yes, yes, and so, and because Cynthia had been calling around,
the vet recognized that that was her dog, and like,
Cynthia was reunited with Bella, like told the lady she
would pay pay her back and then some and the lady.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
Was like, I won't accept payment.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
So he's like no, like I won't. I won't be
able to sleep at night unless I pay you back.

Speaker 11 (01:12:44):
But just the generosity and the kindness of someone who
didn't have to do that, you know what I mean.
It was just so heartwarming and just such a beautiful story.
And I'm just grateful for good people because when things
like that happened, it just reminds you, like in the
craziness of the world, that like goodness can still prevail.

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
It's true you think everybody, Kyle, you specifically think everybody's
a serial killer.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Turns they're good, all right, good people speaking to good people.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Is it Lorena or Lorena? How do you say your name?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Lorena?

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
Lorena? Okay, lorainas are contested for Halsey tickets. Good morning.
What do you gotta going on today, Lorena? Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:13:19):
Nothing, just driving to work right now?

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Where do you work?

Speaker 15 (01:13:23):
I work in Scottsville for a recovery center.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Okay, Nick, what game we play today?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
We're playing a brand new game today. Guys.

Speaker 16 (01:13:31):
We're calling it. You know, Halsey is coming. These are
for Halsey tickets. We're gonna call it bad at Love
Love that And this is all based on celebrity divorces.
So I'm gonna read a sentence to you and you
have to tell me the couple that is divorced from
that sentence keep it together, is what you're saying, exactly, Rich,

(01:13:54):
If they get it right, what do they hear?

Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
And if they get a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Games? All right, we're gonna go around there. Rich, can
you play the wrong again? I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Games?

Speaker 15 (01:14:15):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
With Rich run on the board. I don't know if
that was a technical question.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
We're gonna start with John Jay. John Jay. She thought
she was living out a teenage dream.

Speaker 16 (01:14:28):
He was too busy forgetting Sarah Marshall, Katie Perry, Russell Brand.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Yeah, one point for John Jay Rich.

Speaker 16 (01:14:40):
She didn't want to wait for their marriage to be over,
but the mission turned out impossible.

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
Would that be Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise? You nailed it, Rich,
Nicole Kidnam Rich.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Keep her mouth shut from now on. You're gonna ruin this,
uh Kyle?

Speaker 16 (01:15:03):
He sent out an s O S as their relationship
went up in flames like a fleet of dragons after
the Throne.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Okay, so that's Joe Jonas and Sylphie Turner.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Wow, three for three today, guys. Okay, Loren, are you ready?

Speaker 15 (01:15:22):
Yes, I'm probably gonna mess this up.

Speaker 16 (01:15:24):
I'm praying for you, okay, Uh yay. Isn't exactly how
I described their marriage. After six years, she decided to
switch directions.

Speaker 14 (01:15:37):
Kim Kardash Wow, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Wow, So happy for all of you. It's the best game.

Speaker 16 (01:15:47):
Okay, round two. Everyone's on the board thus far. John Jay,
he kept his eyes wide shut. When they were co workers.
She ended up down under Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruse.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Okay, good chop John Jay two for two.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
It can also be me Me Rodgers. Okay, well shut up,
Tom CRUs first wife was Memie Rodgers cause you guys
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
I mean I didn't. So now I'm gonna write that
to Kyle. Okay, here we go, Me Me Rogers and
Tom Cruise.

Speaker 16 (01:16:25):
No, okay, Rich, His parents didn't have to be brutally
murdered in cold blood for him to notice her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Just a man named Jeelie and a relationship with Diddy.

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Oh my gosh, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Pressing at it today.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Wow, so just so thrilled with everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
I got you at the Bruce Wayne connection, I forgot
he was back.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Oh I didn't get that. I thought I was going
with Gone girl.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
That was my first thought, and then I figured out
the Bruce Wayne thing.

Speaker 16 (01:16:55):
It's always more fun with my jokes when I have
to explain them, and I was ready for it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Thank you Rich for taking taking the lead there.

Speaker 16 (01:17:02):
Uh, Kyle, Toxic isn't just her song, it's also her
first marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
He turned to John Cena for comfort.

Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
Britney Spears and Kevin fed Wow, Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Mean good job.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
I mean I think that was her second marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Oh yeah, because she was married.

Speaker 16 (01:17:28):
Okay, yeah, let's stop spoiling this guy's Okay, this is
really really love. All right, Lorena, here we go your
final clue. She only wanted to pull him closer. Turns
out that G found other women pretty easy.

Speaker 15 (01:17:49):
Oh no, no, I I mean sorry?

Speaker 11 (01:17:57):
And what is his name?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
That G found women pretty easy?

Speaker 18 (01:18:10):
One?

Speaker 16 (01:18:12):
She's so close and gem pretty easy?

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Wow, nervous?

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
Right, then we'll set you up with tickets and Halsey congratulations,
and hold on, we're gonna do it every day this week. Hey,
little side note, So Peyton's not here, right, She's on
vacation in Europe. And Peyton and Kyle share a heater
right down there, and this morning you've turned to the
heater because Peyton's not here. And right when we started

(01:18:47):
playing this game, I was like, wow, feels so comfortable
because I'm getting a lot of the heat and it's like,
now my toes are warm. My way was Ryan, cheryls
are warm. It's warm, but now it's uncomfortably warm. I'm like,
it's through. I can't take it any more, like sweating underneath.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
That's why you took you said you needed a jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
It felt good two seconds ago. Now, like, do you
feel like he been sweating.

Speaker 16 (01:19:10):
I've only been sitting here five minutes and I'm sweating
and uncomfortably.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Once I'm comfortable, it's like this much it's freezing, freezing,
it's just perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
So on this side it's like hanging meat. On that side,
it's like hatching baby.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
Just sit next to Rich.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
What's coming up? Three things we need to know.

Speaker 11 (01:19:31):
The surprising thing that you use every day that could
be as dangerous as heroin.

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
I'll tell you what it is next with John Jane Rich.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
Coffy in Hands your Buds on, John Jaye Rich Cowedy
got for three things we didn't know.

Speaker 11 (01:19:48):
In the latest quest to find what the government has
been spending tax dollars on dose announced yesterday about four
point seven trillion dollars went into a government black hole,
completely untostall. I have no idea where four point seven
trillion dollars went. Also, more than fifteen million people, I
say people in quotations. I guess over the age of

(01:20:10):
one hundred and fifteen years old. We're accepting social security payments.

Speaker 6 (01:20:15):
Meanwhile, check this out.

Speaker 11 (01:20:17):
A therapist who treats phone addictions, says the withdrawal symptoms
people suffer are similar to those experience by drug addicts.
Those who try to quit can actually suffer from the
same withdraw People trying to quit heroine experience shaking, sweating,
insomnia just because they're without their phone.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
I have that with my phone now.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
According to this therapist.

Speaker 11 (01:20:40):
People just gravitate towards their phone and social media for
a quick hitted dopamine.

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
That's a hormone that boosts your mood.

Speaker 11 (01:20:45):
But doing this can actually burn out the reward centers
in your brain, making it more difficult to enjoy other activities.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Tips are just easier way out of it.

Speaker 11 (01:20:55):
Give yourself breaks from social media, give yourself breaks from
your phone.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
Test it out.

Speaker 11 (01:21:01):
See what it's like to just leave your house without
your phone for maybe five minutes at once, and then
ten minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
Just slowly but surely.

Speaker 11 (01:21:08):
Make sure that you are not completely dependent on your phone.
This is totally understandable, but then terrifying at the same time.
So there's a woman she was on vacation in turks
and Keko's dream vacation bucket list vacation right, and she's
hanging out in the water. The water is somewhat shallow.
In the water, they are super clear, and she sees
this shark, right, she wants to get a picture because

(01:21:30):
like once in a lifetime opportunity, right, So she sticks
her hands and her phone underneath in the water, and
guess what, the shark came It bit both her hands off.

Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
Jeez.

Speaker 11 (01:21:41):
Now, conservationists are saying that the shark probably mistook that
as like a snack as food, didn't obviously know it
was attacking a human.

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
But just in case you're ever.

Speaker 11 (01:21:51):
In that situation, get out of the water and then
get the photo, because I guarantee you that woman like
that poor lady, I can just see unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Terrible in that situation. A month ago.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Yeah, I was thinking about you, John Jay.

Speaker 11 (01:22:03):
I'm like, thank god you had like a photographer, like
a professional down there with you so you didn't have
to risk everything for it. But other than that, she's okay.
So I mean, I guess it could be a lot worse.
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
So Captain America, A Brave New World did better than
expected when it hit the theaters this past weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:22:19):
You saw, right, rich, I did, I saw yesterday. Actually,
it's pretty good. Harrison Ford is really good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
My son Camp said it was real.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
He really liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
It moves a lot faster than all the other Marvel
recent Marvel movies. You're pretty much in and out of
there in about an hour and a half, and they
get to the they get to the goods right away.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Well, they did a poll and they asked who's their
favorite the best character in the Marvel Cinematic universe?

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Easy who? Iron Man?

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
Iron Man? Iron Man's number two? Nick, Who's the best
character in the Marvel universe?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
I mean to get spider Man.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Spider Man's number three?

Speaker 10 (01:22:58):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
Captain America?

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Captain is number four? The best character because iron Man's
the coolest.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
I mean that Man's number two. Low Key's number six
oh four? Four is number five?

Speaker 15 (01:23:14):
Hulk.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
Hulk is number fourteen.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
The best character?

Speaker 14 (01:23:20):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
Like very obvious and we're just missing it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Black Widow, you could look at it that way. Black
Widow's number twelve. Fanos Thanos is number eighteen. H star Lord.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Star Lord's number sixteen.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
I don't feel like I know any other Marvel characters.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Well, you know, for you. I would say for Kyle,
I give her a past, But for you, Tobe.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Shane, I know, I'm just trying to think of more
Black Panther.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
I'm gonna say Doctor Strange is number Oh my god,
Oh he's number seven.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
What about black Panther?

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
Black Panthers number eleven?

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Wow, number eleven.

Speaker 10 (01:24:00):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Rocket Raccoon, Rocket Raccoon is number what Rocket Raccoons number eight?
Mister fantastic Deadpool is number nine, not Deadpool Man's fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Oh, Wolverine. Wolverine is not in the top twenty. No
x men.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
Probably the number one best character in the Marvel cinematic
universe is stan Lee.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Oh, come on, right, creator, Yeah, but he's in every movie?

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Is he a character?

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Recent hey Man died.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
He wasn't in the Captain America.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
I just god, you think they would have super imposed
him somewhere.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
I mean they probably could have. Harrison Ford though, is like,
he's such a cool president.

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