I don't need your Sauna ANYWAY

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I sell, don't care, wakes up John Rich what's crack
a leg?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle, double.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Gigsel bank boom, what you don't do.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We're not talking about rich ten tem We're not talking
about last year.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
If the one and only.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Does you all the glassy last he makes smooth eagle
double gibble in your face to me and in the
place to be, and you're listening to John Jay and.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Rich John Jay and Rich our phone number eight seven
seven nine three seven one o four seven. The text
line you text J j R. And whatever is on
your mind the ninety six eight ninety three John J. Rich.
I had a dream about John Jay and his new
gift of making love up sour dough bread last night.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
What a great idea. I mean, that wouldn't sell people
love the sour.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
The way that you like had the pause between love
and up though.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I was like, interesting dream you're.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Having making love making love up though?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's the text line fun.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
We also have a drunk down line, which is six
oh two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. You know
what I'm doing today. I don't want totally get into it,
but you know I'm doing today. I'm gonna give you
a little Bridge knows some of this story. You guys
do not. But I was interviewed a couple of weeks
ago by the New York Post.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, that was hilarious. That's cool. I know, as
we were walking through the Chicago airport.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, I was on the phone with the New York Post.
Now when I was here.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
When I was on the phone through the airport doing
the interview with the New York Post, I thought I
was just talking to the reporter of the New York Post,
because I said, I'm at the airport right now. It's
really crazy. Can we thinking that we're gonna set up
another time to talk? So I thought it was kind
of a pre interview. Turns out that was the interview.
So I'm a little like concerned about what I said
because I'm going through the airport in Chicago, like we landed.

(01:52):
The phone call started on the plane and started, and
it was even on the cab ride, Yes it was,
And so I was like chaos. I'm I'm not really
sure what I said. But anyway, later today there's a
photographer meeting me and I'm taking pictures. What's the interview
about ask me.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
How are you not interested?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Weren't you interested? I'm not going to tell you till
it comes out rude. Is that what you're doing the
photos for today? Yeah, for the for the for the
New York Post.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, on location or at the places that you do,
the things that you talk about at your house.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Like I didn't. Nobody knows what I'm talking about. No
one knows what the interviews about rich.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, I was asking somewhere on location or at your house.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
It's on location. Now speaking about my house, get this.
So I have a sauna in my garage. I do
the sauna all the time, right, And I heard it
doing a sauna' but infrared sna. I heard doing a
saw was really good for you, really good for your
heart and for all kinds of stuff. Then I saw
some survey they said the finish sauna is the best
one for your team. No, it's the rocks. It's a
hot the crs to go on. Yeah, just like that.

(02:50):
So I'm having dinner with some guys a couple weeks
ago and this guy tells I started telling him like, yeah,
I kind of want to finish, but I got the infrared.
It goes, I got the best finished sauna for you.
You got to meet this guy's the owner of the company.
I bet you can give you a deal. I'm like okay.
Immediately the guy sends up an email with me in
the owner of the sauna company. The owner of sauna
company seems Peter. He goes, can we talk on a zoom.

(03:13):
Let's set this up boom. He immediately has to be
the calendar appointment. I'm like, okay, great. Calendar appointment was
two o'clock yesterday. So I'm like, I'm all. You know,
I'm Virgo, firstborn OCD maybe on the spectrum. So my
whole day's planned around this interview. So I'm like, it'll
be funny. I'm gonna do the interview from inside my sauna.

(03:35):
Fun perfect, Right, I'm in my sauna. So I get
home right when it's time for the interview with the guy.
I go into my sauna. I turn on my sona.
I'm wearing clothes I'm not in like normally in the asauna,
my swimsuit. I turn on the sauna and it starts
at like eighty degrees. I put my phone up, I
get on the zoom and it's like waiting for the
guy to accept me, and I'm still looking at myself

(03:56):
in the sauna. I'm trying to find a good position
that I'm sitting in and I can and I lean
for it because it's more comfortable. I look like I'm
way into the camera. So I'm like, now, it's like
a minute goes by. Now I'm at eighty seven degrees,
and then five minutes go by. I'm at ninety something degrees.
He's not on the zoom yet. Now I'm starting to
sweat a little bit. Now that's one hundred and five degrees.
It's been about fifteen minutes. He's late. This guy's not on,

(04:17):
and I'm like, screw this guy, screw this sona. I
have a sauna. I don't even your stupid sauna. I'm
in my suna right now and it's doing just a
great job. Where am I going to put an extra sauna? Right?
I'm put in the backyard and then what the sun's
gonna beat down on it? So I get on the website.
His saunas are for the outside, so I'm like, well,
that's going to solve that problem. So I get on
my email email, Hey, dude, what's up with the interview,

(04:39):
he goes, oh, two minutes. I can't wait to talk
to you. It's now one hundred and fifty degrees in
my sauna. I'm wearing jeans and a T shirt. I'm sweating.
I'm sweating in my sauna, and I so badly want
to be like, I'm in my sauna.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah right, the bit's the bit, you can't freak.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
He comes through. It's now one hundred and sixty degrees.
I'm drenched. You popped through. What's up? It's Pete. I'm like, oh, hey, Pete, Hey,
I'm in my sauna. I thought it'd be fun to
talk to you my sauna. He goes, that's cool, and
then I bust out of my sonic because I can't
breathe and I'm in clothes, I'm drenched, my jeans are sweat,
sweating whatever. And anyway, I talked to him and I'm
not interested.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Are you not interested because of the setup, because of
all of that, or you.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Just don't think that that sauna is it?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I don't need another sauna. And after being there.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Talking to him, that would be a little weird to
have both, But that is a very John Jay Mooney.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I thought it'd be cool to have with next to
the cold plunge. I just jump in back and forth,
back and forth, back and forth. But I had a
really good conversation with the man, and he wants to
he wants to give me a deal, but obviously they
want more on my end of this stuff. And I
think he's got a really good product, a really good product.
But I don't need a sauna. But anyway, was so upset.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
You know, they got the steam ones a Costco. Now
they're not that expensive. I was so upset that he.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Was so late. What a bummer, because you know, you
were expecting such a bigger reaction. That's cool. Yeah, it's like, dude,
I'm in here, like, how about you being twenty minutes
late to this interview and be like what you're Minnesota
right now?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yes, that's right, that's so great. So cool man oh man,
so anywhere. Yeah, Instead he gave me nothing. Hello, good morning, John,
Jay and Rich can help you.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Hey, I just want to trying you guys. Your drunk
line's not working.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
What's that working?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Your drunk lining drop line?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
The drugs, the drug the drunk line? Why what happened?
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I'm trying to leave a message on the drunk line.
I'm a podcast listener, right, so I'm Charlie a comment
on there, and it just it just ends there's no
way to leave a message.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, it's six oh two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three, right.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yes, I have a three seven four sixty nine zero.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, I don't even know what that is. What were
you going to say the drunk that line? What's your name?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
By the way, it's just like.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
On the radio. Yeah, that's it. That works, that's nick.
That works. Okay, well, but anyway, we know what we're
gonna say the other drunk line. Just tell us here.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I'm a podcast listener, so I'm listening to you guys
talk about the It's off her fault girl Marissa and
they call her mar right, yeah, okay, same thing with
the summer I turn pretty and Belly for Isabelle. I
just I don't don't believe that is what you would call.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
An Isabelle sah is is he but you wouldn't go belly.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
And then she's supposed to be like the love interest,
so belly is just not a cute aim in.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Kind of like it me back ill to like come here,
little belly, it's so cute.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I'm glad that you called us instead of leaving a message,
so we can go back and forth. Someone's calling the
drunk line right now. Look at that. That's cool.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Okay, I got to fix my number.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Guys, all right, thank you, Okay, i'll tell you what
it's six two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. Six
two eight eight eight night teen thirty three. Leave us
a message, but have some patience because it takes a while, obviously,
because we just did it.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Six oh two eighty eight nineteen thirty three.