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January 13, 2025 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're like, what's crack a leg? And this is the
big boss doll snoopy deegle, double gisel bang boom, what
you don't do? We're not talking about Ridge ten team.
We're not talking about last year.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The last last fixing people. Double gibble in your face
to me and.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
In the place to be.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge Wakes one.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
O four to seven Kiss FM, John Jay and Rich.
It's Monday, January thirteenth. You could jump on their with
us at eight seven seven nine three seven one O
four seven. You can also text us. You text jj
R and whatever you want to say to nine six
eight nine three. We'll read your message on the air
or we'll call you back or text you back. So

(00:46):
text us, text JJR whatever you want to say to
nine six eight nine three. Kyle, how was your weekend
in Denver?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It was so so fun So about a month ago,
my brother in law texted us and was like, we're
throwing your sister a big birthday party if you guys
can come out.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
The theme sequence.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Leather, feather and velvet, like just play it up, like
take that and run with it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
And so I'm like, okay, well let's.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
See you know the price of plane tickets and whatever.
And actually ended up finding a really good deal on
plane tickets. So Scott and I decided like, let's go.
This would be really really fun. So I'm all pumped
because we got this great deal on flights, okay, and
then and then I messed up. So we're at the
airport and my bag gets like the who's this?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
We have to search it.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
And I'm like, ah, did I leave a water bottle
in there or something like what did I do?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So they start searching through it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And that morning Peyton had picked me up for work
and so Scott had my suitcase. Well I was in
a rush, and so I had put one bag in
my carry on that I said to myself, when Scott
picks me up at work to go to the airport,
I'll just throw it in my in my bag because
it had some some liquids in it that were too

(02:00):
big for the carry on. Right, the guy lifts that
little pouch up and I'm like, no, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
To put that in my bag, And.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Inside there was a brand new Sephora brush cleaner, oh,
a brand new bath the body Works lotion, And I'm
like no, because I know what's about to happen. He's
gonna say you can go back out and mail it
to yourself, which who actually does it? Has anyone actually
done that last? I mean, there's not enough time to
do that. I don't think in anybody's travel schedule. And

(02:30):
so I just know that it's it's going away. It's
gonna go in the treasure or something. I'm like, and
I go to the guy, I go, do you have
a significant other or a girlfriend that may like that?
I mean they're brand new, they haven't even.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Better open yet. What's the value on that?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So the brush cleaner is about twenty two bucks, the
lotion around eighteen if you don't do one of their
or five for whatever deals. So yeah, so then I'm like,
chi ching, great, goodbye. That might just like see money
flying away. And I had all so just bought a
brand new like compact from Mac and that.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Was in my purse.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
We get on the plane and I'm like, oh, so sad.
And we fly and we're in Dever safely, which great,
that's amazing. And I get to the hotel room and
I'm looking for that Compact and somehow my purse was
open on the plane and it slid out or something.
That brand new Compact which costs fifty dollars yeah out

(03:26):
the window. That cheap fight that I got actually ended
up costing me a little over one hundred dollars more
because of all the things I lost.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Did you go buy more makeup and stuff or did
you have enough?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I did it? Like I had an old Compact, but
it's gross because the sponge is all gross and like
it's like on its very last leg, so it's just
around the edges. So I didn't go buy a new one.
But now I still need a new one. So now
I'm gonna have to go buy a new one. I
still need brush cleaner, so I'm gonna have to go
buy a new one.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
On your face right now? Is that old makeup?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, it's I had all my makeup. It was just
certain pieces of my collection just down the drain, just.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Like that a bummer when the TSA agent pulls out
something that you're like, oh God, why is that all
I have? One time with hair jail for me, I'm
not a big hair jail guy, and I usually travel
when my Hairjael container is really low that way, if
they throw it away because I never know the sizes.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
If they throw it away, I'm okay with it.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
And one time I put a new one in there
and they and the guy goes, oh, this can't go God, no,
what do you think it is.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's such a little thing. But like I know the rule,
like I know the.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Rule, and so I felt so stupid when he like
lifted up the bag slowly and I knew what was
in there. I knew it. Yeah, it was I was mourning.
I was mourning that, but obviously just so trivial in
the game of life. But ended up like, oh no,
I gotta go spend that money again.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I wonder what if anyone listening, if you ever had
something taken away that's even more valuable, or what's ran
I remember what time we were. I can't remember where
we were, but my kid, my kids were little, and
they had one of them just got a brand new
squirt gun to shoot bubbles in the air, and they
confiscated it and he was a nightmare crying. You started
crying and crying, crying the whole time. It was a

(05:16):
cool squirre gun, but of course.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You can't bring his squorre gu It's actually funny that
you say that, because not only did my bag get searched,
but Easton, my seven year old son's bag got searched.
I'm like, what would he have in there? I'm like,
probably a water bottle. No, it wasn't a water bottle.
He actually has this plastic bat and it like, I
don't know, it's like half of you could pull out
to make it.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Full size, the throat and it comes back.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
The guy was like, I don't know about this because
it could be considered a weapon and it's a plastic bat,
and east was like, was he going to take my bat?
And then guy was like, I gotta go talk to
my supervisor about this. And I was like, okay, I
mean I kind of get it, but I'm not the
movie carrying out how much damage should be done. But

(06:05):
Easton's face was like, what are they doing with my bat?
And they let him keep it, but just so you know,
those could be confiscated if they look anything like a weapon.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Whenever, my son Jake, for some reason, he always got
tagged going through the random thing, you know, and it
was like a nightmare when he was a kid. But
I wonder if the security guy would have gone to
he said, oh, it looks like with this bat, I
don't know, and.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Then just breaks it over his MEA, okay, this is
it going there?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
But text us, text jj R and tell us if
you ever had anything that was taken away in TSA
that was just such a bummer.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I also have like this. I always tried to drink
as much water as I can in the morning.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
And when you were coming back from Hawaii last week
after Christmas break, we had I bought these big junks
of water my wife bought, and I bought enough water
for me to have before we got on the plane, right,
but sure that my wife also had a big thing
of water and she was just gonna throw it away
as we're getting out of the airport, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing? Well, I can't take it a plane,
give it here, and I take it. I just start chugging,

(07:04):
chugging and chugging, and I can't. It's so much water.
It's like it's not as much as this gown, but
a little less than that. And I just stayed there
and chug chugging, and then I'm peeing the whole flight.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I get it though, because it's like, I like getting
rid of water.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Water is such a pressure.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's two dollars of water.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
But I'm like, I wanted to go. I'm going to
throw this away. Terrible anyway,
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