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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to play a couple of comedy clips that
(00:02):
I think are so damn funny that I just have to.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Highlight for you.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
One is comedian Brian Reagan and Colin and I have
shared this guy's humor for a while, right, I mean,
he's just absolute hilarious. And this is a clip I've
never heard of it before where he's talking about a
reality show and anyway, just listen.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Talking about TV. I watched weird shows. Man, there's one
I'm trying to understand. It's about moonshiners, this reality show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's a guy hiding out in the woods trying to
make moonshine. I don't understand the premise liquor is legal.
What's he doing hiding behind trees? Don't tell anybody I'm
out here.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Why are you out here?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm making moonshine?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
You want some?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I can get Jack Daniels over at the liquor store.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's legal, has been for a while.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Come out of the woods and read a newspaper.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's so funny. The other one is Kevin James. He
used to have a TV show called Camp Queen's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He's been on tvl He's in the movie Grown Ups
with Adam Sandler, and this is him talking that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
This to me is extremely relatable.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So if you're in a relationship, I mean, Peyton, we're
going to get into your relationship with your boyfriend here
in a second. But we all are in this right
Here is a conversation between me and my wife pretty
much every day.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh, I saw some I love her so much. She
loves to talk.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
She's like the balance to me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
She's so good at it. At night, we got in
the car to drive home and she just started talking again,
and I was like, hey, we don't need it now, don't.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
You don't need to talk ever again? We don't mean
that's a good thing. I mean, we've been together like
twenty years.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
I've already said every word I'm ever gonna say to
her in every combination.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
And she said every word to me. She knows everything
about me. I know everything about her. We don't need
to talk anymore. We can finish out the rest of
our life with gestures.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
You want to talk, go in your closet, take your
clothes off, and talk all night long.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But why do I have to be there? Can I
hear it? Telling me things that I experienced with her.
I was with her all day.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
They can't believe Alan stood up in front of everybody
revealing facts about his son.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I didn't like that at all. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Could you believe it?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And in my head, I'm going, yes, I can you
know why.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Because I was there.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Anyway. What's going on with you and your boyfriend? Different
levels of relationships?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
We've been together for a little over four years. We
live in a one bedroom apartment and things are good
except for it kind of made me think yesterday I
was like, I'm missing something here, and it made me think, like,
what are the things in your house that you can't
have because of your significant other? And for me, it's flowers.
I'm not allowed to have flowers at the house because
Kadema has like these insane allergic reactions to flowers. It's
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like he's absolutely miserable, and then in turn, I'm miserable
because he's miserable. Then he can't sleep, and then I
can't sleep because he can't sleep, and it's just stressful
and I just want my house to look pretty and
have flowers.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I did you get rid of your cat?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Because of his allergies. You can't have plants.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Fake plants, yeah, fake flowers, but I won't.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
You know, it's different than you have like fresh flowers
in your.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
House that actually makes the whole place look better. Yeah,
I think I think.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
So too, And I'm just super bummed out that I
don't get to have pretty flowers in my house.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Everybody got married, my wife, maybe like move my posters
into another.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Room, like you're really cool, like you're.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
A Star Wars poster, Godfather poster, Animal House poster, Rocky poster.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
You're lucky. She just made you put in another room
to get rid of them.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Then they will. Then it was one room.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
First we got married, was in one room, and then
we moved to another house and it got they kind
of put it in the hallway into the garage. Then
it got put in the garage and then they kind
of went away there in storage. And I had like
one Star Wars poster that's autographed, and I was able
to put it in one of my son's rooms, so
like my son's rooms kind of like where I put
my stuff now.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Makes sense, sort of sad. That's why I have a basement.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
All my stuff's the basement, because you know, I will
say that my living room looked like a guitar center,
so now it does not. Now it's all all in
the basement, and nobody comes in the basement really except
for meat Cave.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Kyle, why do you say your brain is full?
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Because well, okay, we've talked several times about how like
I can't, like, I don't remember certain things, Like just
the other day, You're like you were with us when
we were talking to Ashanti for an hour.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, no, yeah, you don't remember that. You don't remember
that commedian that came in here and dropped his pants.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
It showed you weener don't remember that. Maybe blocked that
one out on purpose. I don't know, but I don't
remember that. And yesterday I had this moment where I
was like, oh my god, this is why I don't
remember things, because my brain is full of things that
I don't need and probably don't necessarily even want. So
yesterday after the show, I was talking with Rich and Grant,
(05:11):
and Grant was like, Kyle, when's the last time you
listened to the Crash Test Dummies album? And I'm like, like,
twenty years ago, probably whenever it came out.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't know, but I used to love that album.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Right, And He's like, I listened to it the other day,
front to back. It's still it's like still slaps like
it's so.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Good, and I'm like, you know what a grant.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm gonna listen to that album on the way home.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
And guess what, I still know at least eighty percent
of the website, every song and not just the song
that was on the radio, like Steep Track's.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Track three, track five.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I'm seeing all the words.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wow because they I was just gonna say, I know them.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
I know every word to that one.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I do not know to the other ones?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Did.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I literally hit Kyle with when You Go on Camp
and Trips and she knew the whole song?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Were those hit songs I've never heard.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The doubt or not?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
The song the song I listened to that got me
into it.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I listened to it five times and I was like, well,
I'm just gonna listen the whole album was I think
I'll disappear now.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I love that song crash Can we can we work
in some crash test dummies this morning? Guys?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
It's not even so relevant, Like nothing about it is
relevant at all, but the fact that I still remember
eighty percent of all the lyrics of every song.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
On the album. I'm like, this is it?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
This is Why do I remember this?
Speaker 8 (06:27):
But I don't remember a comedian getting naked in the studio?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Why I don't know? You said, again, remember this one.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Think they'll disappear now remember this one?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What's their hit?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, it was around, came up, it was before.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
There must be a writer's block.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He's like, it was before then, Oh, this is crash testies.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
This is this was the one song that like people
would probably know from them.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The other tracks, no one would know.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You would definitely know this.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
One, and you might need to. You might need to
fast forward too, like forty five seconds and rich.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Cow does all the words.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Cale's having a minute, but wad.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Fink you back?
Speaker 8 (07:19):
He is hair hair turns from black kid to bribe.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Why oh I know? Why do I know?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Why not? And the carse it snacks.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
So this is the part I know.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my god, I got a text, you know, I
keep saying, text us text JJR and whatever's on your
mind to nine six eight nine three. Now we've got
a text that I could read, but I hope she
can deliver it better than the way I read it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Atlanta, good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Hey, Hi, what was your text?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Gosh, which one? Because I've texted a few times.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well you have, let me see.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I can click you know, I can click on your
number and see every text you've ever sent us.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Okay, Oh, why didn't you just go over all the texts?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You said you only send two of them? Oh no,
I read I read your text last week.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
You did.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, it was the one where he says you said
you said when Rich said, Peyton said this is what
it sounds like, and then Rich said softly when doves cry,
and you said you felt so scened.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well your newest text the other text. I haven't read
that on the air yet.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Okay, come ahead, because it's I was having a rough.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Day that day.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
Oh yeah, off my dog passed away.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
One of the things I like about your text is
if the way I read it, it's so random, and
then it ends with that about her dog, but it's like.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Yes, sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
John Jay says the most random things he does. John said,
the most random off color things like during war the roses.
John Jay said his sister had also been in rehab.
She goes, I laughed so hard out loud. Kyl and
(09:18):
Peyton were so annoyed by him, were you guys?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
No, I don't really get annoyed by you.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
I'm just like, it was such a serious moment, and
and this poor girl is crying her heart out about
this guy. Yeah, anyway, and John's like my sister, John Jay,
John Jean's sister was in hand rehab.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You know, I don't do well with serious things, so
I didn't know what. I don't know how to get.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And then when we were playing smartest in the room,
Rich asked John Jay flamboyance, there's a group of what
kind of birds?
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Okay? I could not.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I could not slamboyance is what you call a group
of what kind of bird?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Gays?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
He I rewounded five times?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Why no?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And then she goes and she goes, thank you so
much for all the last I really needed it. My
dog was attacked on Wednesday and died shortly after. Yeah,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Attacked by what you?
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Another dog had broken broken away from his owner, so
it was just it was yeah, it was really bad,
just circumstances. Everyone is hurt by it. You know what
I mean. Everyone is upset.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you guys.
Though you guys, seriously, I know you just think you're
on the radio and it's no big deal or whatever,
but it does mean a lot to those of us
who listen.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Thank you so much. I have a great day. Thank
you so much for texting.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Thanks love you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You guys, what it's Monday?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Guess what it's mine? And so we're talking about you know,
Rich's daughter moved away to New York to go to school. Kyle,
Your kids went back to school a week or two ago,
say with my youngest son.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So I have a little game I like to play.
Celebrity classroom was what I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm gonna give you the name of a celebrity and
you tell me whether or not they were a teacher
before they became famous. I think one of the most
famous people of all time that is a in a
in a band was what the teacher was?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Rich famous person was an obsessing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Thank you for playing a long stings.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You didn't know he was a teacher ipose to me
being a teacher anyway, Kyle, So not just stallone was
he a teacher before he became Rocky. He was a
teacher before become a Hollywood star. Stallone worked in a
gym at a as a teacher in the American school
in Switzerland. Not nothing, right, fascinating Peyton Johnny Depp. Was
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he a teacher before he became famous?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
No he was. What was he? Do you know?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He was a telemarketer. Telemarketer before hitting big in Hollywood?
Johny dep worked at Telemarcus Slung pens Rich WHOOPI Goldbird.
Was she a teacher before she became famous? I think
she was a teacher. No, No, she was a mortuary
beautician in a funeral home, doing makeup for the dead.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
She was also a brick layer.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Those are two totally different vocations right there.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Kyle Ozzy Osbourne? Was he a teacher before he became famous?
I'm gonna go no, No, you're right. He worked at
a slaughterhouse.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Oh wow, It would it be funny if he was
a teacher. He'd be like, wasn't he the one that
like ate birds and stuff like that?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
On stage?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's science?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Bet the head off a bat.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Peyton h Jackman Wolverine. Was he a teacher before he
became Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
I'm gonna say yes, Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
The actor worked as a physical education teacher in England
before becoming famous. Rich your favorite author, Stephen King, was
he a teacher before he became famous?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Man, I feel like he's been an author for a
long time. But yes, he was a professor.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yes, he taught high school English in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Kyle Barack Obama? Was he a teacher? He's former president
of the United States. Was he a teacher before we
get Brazil this? Yes, he was a teacher befo we're
entering politics. Obama was a constitutional law professor at the
University of Chicago Law School. Peyton brad Pitt after brad
Pitt was teacher? No, but he was a chicken mascot.
(13:23):
Brad Pitt one worked. He once worked at El Poyle Loco,
the fast food chain, where he dressed up like a
giant chicken and danced around.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
That's good casting. Put it in that role, Peyton.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
How about JK. Rowling, the author of Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I'm gonna say yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Before writing Harry Potter, Rolling taught English as a foreign
language in Portugal. Rich actor Christopher Walkin walkin.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I'm gonna teach you some things.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
He was a teacher.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He was not a teacher, but he was a lion tamer.
Christopher Walker worked as a lion tamer in a circus.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
There's a flex for a previous job, right and then nuts.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Anyway, it's mine day and time.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
That guy a game for young Kong.
I want to play a couple of comedy clips that
(00:02):
I think are so damn funny that I just have to.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Highlight for you.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
One is comedian Brian Reagan and Colin and I have
shared this guy's humor for a while, right, I mean,
he's just absolute hilarious. And this is a clip I've
never heard of it before where he's talking about a
reality show and anyway, just listen.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Talking about TV. I watched weird shows. Man, there's one
I'm trying to understand. It's about moonshiners, this reality show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's a guy hiding out in the woods trying to
make moonshine. I don't understand the premise liquor is legal.
What's he doing hiding behind trees? Don't tell anybody I'm
out here.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Why are you out here?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm making moonshine?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
You want some?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I can get Jack Daniels over at the liquor store.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's legal, has been for a while.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Come out of the woods and read a newspaper.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's so funny. The other one is Kevin James. He
used to have a TV show called Camp Queen's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He's been on tvl He's in the movie Grown Ups
with Adam Sandler, and this is him talking that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
This to me is extremely relatable.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So if you're in a relationship, I mean, Peyton, we're
going to get into your relationship with your boyfriend here
in a second. But we all are in this right
Here is a conversation between me and my wife pretty
much every day.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh, I saw some I love her so much. She
loves to talk.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
She's like the balance to me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
She's so good at it. At night, we got in
the car to drive home and she just started talking again,
and I was like, hey, we don't need it now, don't.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
You don't need to talk ever again? We don't mean
that's a good thing. I mean, we've been together like
twenty years.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
I've already said every word I'm ever gonna say to
her in every combination.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
And she said every word to me. She knows everything
about me. I know everything about her. We don't need
to talk anymore. We can finish out the rest of
our life with gestures.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
You want to talk, go in your closet, take your
clothes off, and talk all night long.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But why do I have to be there? Can I
hear it? Telling me things that I experienced with her.
I was with her all day.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
They can't believe Alan stood up in front of everybody
revealing facts about his son.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I didn't like that at all. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Could you believe it?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And in my head, I'm going, yes, I can you
know why.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Because I was there.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Anyway. What's going on with you and your boyfriend? Different
levels of relationships?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
We've been together for a little over four years. We
live in a one bedroom apartment and things are good
except for it kind of made me think yesterday I
was like, I'm missing something here, and it made me think, like,
what are the things in your house that you can't
have because of your significant other? And for me, it's flowers.
I'm not allowed to have flowers at the house because
Kadema has like these insane allergic reactions to flowers. It's
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like he's absolutely miserable, and then in turn, I'm miserable
because he's miserable. Then he can't sleep, and then I
can't sleep because he can't sleep, and it's just stressful
and I just want my house to look pretty and
have flowers.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I did you get rid of your cat?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Because of his allergies. You can't have plants.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Fake plants, yeah, fake flowers, but I won't.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
You know, it's different than you have like fresh flowers
in your.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
House that actually makes the whole place look better. Yeah,
I think I think.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
So too, And I'm just super bummed out that I
don't get to have pretty flowers in my house.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Everybody got married, my wife, maybe like move my posters
into another.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Room, like you're really cool, like you're.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
A Star Wars poster, Godfather poster, Animal House poster, Rocky poster.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
You're lucky. She just made you put in another room
to get rid of them.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Then they will. Then it was one room.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
First we got married, was in one room, and then
we moved to another house and it got they kind
of put it in the hallway into the garage. Then
it got put in the garage and then they kind
of went away there in storage. And I had like
one Star Wars poster that's autographed, and I was able
to put it in one of my son's rooms, so
like my son's rooms kind of like where I put
my stuff now.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Makes sense, sort of sad. That's why I have a basement.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
All my stuff's the basement, because you know, I will
say that my living room looked like a guitar center,
so now it does not. Now it's all all in
the basement, and nobody comes in the basement really except
for meat Cave.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Kyle, why do you say your brain is full?
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Because well, okay, we've talked several times about how like
I can't, like, I don't remember certain things, Like just
the other day, You're like you were with us when
we were talking to Ashanti for an hour.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, no, yeah, you don't remember that. You don't remember
that commedian that came in here and dropped his pants.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
It showed you weener don't remember that. Maybe blocked that
one out on purpose. I don't know, but I don't
remember that. And yesterday I had this moment where I
was like, oh my god, this is why I don't
remember things, because my brain is full of things that
I don't need and probably don't necessarily even want. So
yesterday after the show, I was talking with Rich and Grant,
(05:11):
and Grant was like, Kyle, when's the last time you
listened to the Crash Test Dummies album? And I'm like, like,
twenty years ago, probably whenever it came out.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't know, but I used to love that album.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Right, And He's like, I listened to it the other day,
front to back. It's still it's like still slaps like
it's so.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Good, and I'm like, you know what a grant.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm gonna listen to that album on the way home.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
And guess what, I still know at least eighty percent
of the website, every song and not just the song
that was on the radio, like Steep Track's.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Track three, track five.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I'm seeing all the words.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wow because they I was just gonna say, I know them.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
I know every word to that one.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I do not know to the other ones?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Did.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I literally hit Kyle with when You Go on Camp
and Trips and she knew the whole song?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Were those hit songs I've never heard.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The doubt or not?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
The song the song I listened to that got me
into it.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I listened to it five times and I was like, well,
I'm just gonna listen the whole album was I think
I'll disappear now.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I love that song crash Can we can we work
in some crash test dummies this morning? Guys?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
It's not even so relevant, Like nothing about it is
relevant at all, but the fact that I still remember
eighty percent of all the lyrics of every song.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
On the album. I'm like, this is it?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
This is Why do I remember this?
Speaker 8 (06:27):
But I don't remember a comedian getting naked in the studio?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Why I don't know? You said, again, remember this one.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Think they'll disappear now remember this one?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What's their hit?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, it was around, came up, it was before.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
There must be a writer's block.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
He's like, it was before then, Oh, this is crash testies.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
This is this was the one song that like people
would probably know from them.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The other tracks, no one would know.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You would definitely know this.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
One, and you might need to. You might need to
fast forward too, like forty five seconds and rich.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Cow does all the words.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Cale's having a minute, but wad.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Fink you back?
Speaker 8 (07:19):
He is hair hair turns from black kid to bribe.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Why oh I know? Why do I know?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Why not? And the carse it snacks.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
So this is the part I know.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my god, I got a text, you know, I
keep saying, text us text JJR and whatever's on your
mind to nine six eight nine three. Now we've got
a text that I could read, but I hope she
can deliver it better than the way I read it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Atlanta, good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Hey, Hi, what was your text?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Gosh, which one? Because I've texted a few times.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well you have, let me see.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I can click you know, I can click on your
number and see every text you've ever sent us.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Okay, Oh, why didn't you just go over all the texts?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You said you only send two of them? Oh no,
I read I read your text last week.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
You did.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, it was the one where he says you said
you said when Rich said, Peyton said this is what
it sounds like, and then Rich said softly when doves cry,
and you said you felt so scened.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well your newest text the other text. I haven't read
that on the air yet.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Okay, come ahead, because it's I was having a rough.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Day that day.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
Oh yeah, off my dog passed away.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
One of the things I like about your text is
if the way I read it, it's so random, and
then it ends with that about her dog, but it's like.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Yes, sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
John Jay says the most random things he does. John said,
the most random off color things like during war the roses.
John Jay said his sister had also been in rehab.
She goes, I laughed so hard out loud. Kyl and
(09:18):
Peyton were so annoyed by him, were you guys?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
No, I don't really get annoyed by you.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
I'm just like, it was such a serious moment, and
and this poor girl is crying her heart out about
this guy. Yeah, anyway, and John's like my sister, John Jay,
John Jean's sister was in hand rehab.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You know, I don't do well with serious things, so
I didn't know what. I don't know how to get.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And then when we were playing smartest in the room,
Rich asked John Jay flamboyance, there's a group of what
kind of birds?
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Okay? I could not.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I could not slamboyance is what you call a group
of what kind of bird?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Gays?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
He I rewounded five times?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Why no?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And then she goes and she goes, thank you so
much for all the last I really needed it. My
dog was attacked on Wednesday and died shortly after. Yeah,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Attacked by what you?
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Another dog had broken broken away from his owner, so
it was just it was yeah, it was really bad,
just circumstances. Everyone is hurt by it. You know what
I mean. Everyone is upset.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you guys.
Though you guys, seriously, I know you just think you're
on the radio and it's no big deal or whatever,
but it does mean a lot to those of us
who listen.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Thank you so much. I have a great day. Thank
you so much for texting.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Thanks love you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You guys, what it's Monday?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Guess what it's mine? And so we're talking about you know,
Rich's daughter moved away to New York to go to school. Kyle,
Your kids went back to school a week or two ago,
say with my youngest son.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So I have a little game I like to play.
Celebrity classroom was what I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm gonna give you the name of a celebrity and
you tell me whether or not they were a teacher
before they became famous. I think one of the most
famous people of all time that is a in a
in a band was what the teacher was?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Rich famous person was an obsessing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Thank you for playing a long stings.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You didn't know he was a teacher ipose to me
being a teacher anyway, Kyle, So not just stallone was
he a teacher before he became Rocky. He was a
teacher before become a Hollywood star. Stallone worked in a
gym at a as a teacher in the American school
in Switzerland. Not nothing, right, fascinating Peyton Johnny Depp. Was
(11:56):
he a teacher before he became famous?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
No he was. What was he? Do you know?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He was a telemarketer. Telemarketer before hitting big in Hollywood?
Johny dep worked at Telemarcus Slung pens Rich WHOOPI Goldbird.
Was she a teacher before she became famous? I think
she was a teacher. No, No, she was a mortuary
beautician in a funeral home, doing makeup for the dead.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
She was also a brick layer.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Those are two totally different vocations right there.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Kyle Ozzy Osbourne? Was he a teacher before he became famous?
I'm gonna go no, No, you're right. He worked at
a slaughterhouse.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Oh wow, It would it be funny if he was
a teacher. He'd be like, wasn't he the one that
like ate birds and stuff like that?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
On stage?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's science?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Bet the head off a bat.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Peyton h Jackman Wolverine. Was he a teacher before he
became Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
I'm gonna say yes, Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
The actor worked as a physical education teacher in England
before becoming famous. Rich your favorite author, Stephen King, was
he a teacher before he became famous?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Man, I feel like he's been an author for a
long time. But yes, he was a professor.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yes, he taught high school English in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Kyle Barack Obama? Was he a teacher? He's former president
of the United States. Was he a teacher before we
get Brazil this? Yes, he was a teacher befo we're
entering politics. Obama was a constitutional law professor at the
University of Chicago Law School. Peyton brad Pitt after brad
Pitt was teacher? No, but he was a chicken mascot.
(13:23):
Brad Pitt one worked. He once worked at El Poyle Loco,
the fast food chain, where he dressed up like a
giant chicken and danced around.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
That's good casting. Put it in that role, Peyton.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
How about JK. Rowling, the author of Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I'm gonna say yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Before writing Harry Potter, Rolling taught English as a foreign
language in Portugal. Rich actor Christopher Walkin walkin.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I'm gonna teach you some things.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
He was a teacher.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He was not a teacher, but he was a lion tamer.
Christopher Walker worked as a lion tamer in a circus.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
There's a flex for a previous job, right and then nuts.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Anyway, it's mine day and time.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
That guy a game for young Kong.
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