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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, we're gonna play one of us is lying, so
we need a contestant, and Melissa's oar contested.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hi, Melissa, Hi, how are you guys?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So this is We're gonna play one of us is lying.
So this is how it works.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Each one of us, Richard Bearra Peyton Whitmore, Kyle Unfug and.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Me John J.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Vanes, We're going to tell you a story. All of
them are true except for one. You have to find
out which one of us is lying.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, got it? Okay, So you could pick anyone to
start their story first.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Let's go with.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, Melissa.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Twas the night before my grandpa's funeral, my brother, my husband,
my cousins. We all went out to get a drink
and we were at this little bar. My brother probably
had way too much to drink. Well, looking back, yeah,
he was. He was lost, if you will. And the
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bouncer came over because he had ordered a pizza, and
the bouncer was like, you can't have food here, And
my brother, who had ordered food at that bar the
night before, decided to get sassy with the bouncer and
gave him some choice words in which I cannot say
on the air some squear words, to which the bouncer
then reached over and grabbed my brother by the neck
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and started choking him. I was sitting across from my
brother at the time on the table, and I was like,
you're not going to touch my brother. So I then
spider monkeyed up up the chair onto the table and
jumped onto them, to which then proceeded a huge bar
fight and eventually was broken up by another bouncer. But
(01:42):
people did go away definitely scathed in the incident. The
next morning we went to my grandpa's funeral and were like,
could not believe what had happened the night before.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's my story, mats. Okay, take note, who do you
want to go next?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Okay, let's go with.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So, for whatever reason, I am the communicator in my
whole family, all the cousins, they always come to me
to give news. I am the the bearah of bad news,
if you will.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
So why don't we have a segment called that we.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Should do that?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Anyway, some one of my uncles, my uncle Lou, was
very sick and he was going to a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
My brother took him and I had.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
An uncle Lou, so Uncle Lou.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I send my brother a note, I say, how did
the appointment go?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
And my brother said he didn't make it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So I text my whole family that my uncle has
passed away, and it goes well, you know, when I
hit the text, I go So thirty people were told
that my uncle died.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
He just didn't make his appointment.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He was totally fine, but your real plans were because
he lives kind of out in the country by himself
in Raala, Missouri, so you know you got to you
gotta make plans. Anyway, he was dead for a few
days before we finally he just didn't make as a
doctor's appointment.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
He's totally fine. By the way, he's still alive.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Uncle Luke, that's crazy. Okay, that's two. All right, you
got Peyton and me left.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Let's go with you. Dandre says the best life.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, this is for Katy Perry tickets. So my story
involves Katy Perry. I know we were her first radio interview,
I think, and I remember there were some things that
were said. Madonna was on our show, and Madonna had
said some stuff about Katy Perry and it made national news.
It was all over the news that Madonna had said
this thing on our show. So Katy Perry was like,
kind of became friends with us. And then I remember
(03:27):
we did the Fuson concert and she was at Fuson
and we exchanged phone numbers, and I brought up part
of this story the other day.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
She came to town. I don't remember when it was
when she came down.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It was the last time her and I were friends.
We were texting each other and stuff about certain things,
and this part of the story I've never told. I
had a little procedure, right, So I was lying in
bed and I was signing that procedure and she texted me
at ten, she goes, are you coming to my show tonight?
And I said, I can't. I had this little procedure.
I said, so I can't really go to your show.
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And she says that sucks. And I've never heard from
her again.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ghosted by Katy pir But I did. That's not true.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Then I did see her later. Remember what that thing
in La Oh, Yeah, she was there. She keep over
and took a picture and hung out and hug and
she was cool. But oh and then then after that,
actually she said this, she did the Super Bowl thing,
so maybe she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Maybe she has the same phone number. I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Maybe she just maybe she has the same.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's so good. That'd be so scary.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And then hey, I'm too busy to talk right now,
Katy pair.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We should do that. That could be in our podcast. Okay,
that's my story. That is your Peyton.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Okay, I'm not proud of this. Let me preface the
story with this.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
I played basketball in my whole life, and when I
was in high school, I was notorious for like smack talking,
trash talking. Now, mind you, Melissa. I also have a
degree in criminal justice, so I love to like research
and look people up and kind of go FBI mode.
So before basketball games, really bigger basketball games, I would
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look up the people that I was playing and I
would look them up on Twitter, Instagram or whatever, and
I would find out who their boyfriend was or if
they had a boyfriend, and this is so terrible, my god.
And when these girls would be shooting their free throws,
I would be standing there with all of this knowledge
in the back of my head and I'd be like, Hey,
is that your boyfriend? Da da da da? Oh he
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was in my DMS last night. And then they missed
their free throw. And that was my tactic to get
into my opponent's head is i'd basically make up things
about their significant others and it must have up.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's okay, that's very good.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So you've got Kyle's brawl with your brother before Grandpa's funeral,
you got Rich's dead un galoo, you got me and
Katie Perry, and you've got Kyle talking smack about boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Kyle all right, so what do you think which one
of us is lying?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I'm gonna say I can totally see the fighty missing Kyle. Also,
I can also see Rich being that person that they
people come to.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You, John de No, my story is totally true. One percent.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Sure, Okay, I'm gonna go with Hayen.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Unfortunately, Melissa, mine is completely true. And I'm really sorry
if I ever did that to you and you're listening,
I know it's terrible, and I'm so ashamed. I actually
have a stomach ache and I'm my hands are sweating
because I told him that. I'm really embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
No, I know it's so bad.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Okay, Trump cut, Uh, No, that did happen? And My
husband still mad at me whenever we talk about it.
He was like, I can't believe you guys did that.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I'm still mad about it. Okay, then, no, my story
is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Too of us is lying. Okay, So Nick just walked in.
Is that what you're in there? Hey, guys, you forgot
to tell somebody. You know, we're doing confessions all day today, right.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
I want to like.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You like to your games.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
I like the games, and my thought was I want
to see who sounds most like a liar, and so
I didn't pick a liar to that.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You know what's funny is I was sitting good, I
think all these stories.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Story. I knew your story.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I was gonna go paint because I know Kobe used
to do that.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
I was that evil in high school.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
It was like it was just a social experiment specifically
for me. So thank you guys, thanks for purchase creating
really really good job.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
You win.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, you get the Katy Ferry tickets.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Yay.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Guy, we called the game. None of us is lying?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
That was I really hope he did that on purpose
because that's funny.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
That's pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You should hit every game