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May 1, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We in the bed line.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Joeline, good morning, thank you for holding.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Good morning, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's going on? How can we help you?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh? Well, you know, I was basically calling because I'm
literally just dying of secondhand embarrassment and I don't really
know who to talk to you about.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Well, I think you've come to the right place. Really
good at firsthand embarrassment, all.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Right, already.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, So I went to get my blood drawn and
got some blood tests done, and basically the phlebotomist comes
up to me and says, I'm ready to take your
blood in what I thought was a full on Dracula voice,
you know, thinking that she was being funny, and so

(00:48):
I immediately was like, ah, I'm going to be you know,
and I kid you not. She just stared at me
and was completely serious because that's actually her voice.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
She was like a Romanian phlebotomist.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yes, she literally was like I don't understand what you're doing.
And I was like, oh crap, Like the whole thing
was bad. It got work on as she was talking
and I realized like, oh no, so I had just
wanted to disappear and I needed to share that moments

(01:29):
where where you just like, can't recover from anything because
he is.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I have this friend of mine, she is one hundred
percent Korean, but she's born and raised here, okay, And
she was on a flight and she she didn't know
she was pregnant at time, but she found she passed
out and she you know, she finds out, lady, it's
because she was pregnant. But she's on a flight and
she passed out a little bit really quick, and she
when she came to the flight attendant was.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Like, ma'am, ma'am, do you speak English? Oh my god, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
And she waits her She's like, yes, I speak englisha
I'm from Jersey.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
That's exactly how that she could go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, what do you do your track?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, there's no recovering, just a slowly walk along.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Also, the bottom should work on her intro line. Somebody
at the workplace should be like, hey, man, since you
got that thick acci, you might want to not say
are you ready?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Can I take your blood?

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Keep telling me?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
She said, like you need to come down. I need
to get the blood. And I was just dying. I
was shaking.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
She's like, you must have shaking.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
She's like, I'll be right back in ten seconds. One.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah, that's kind of amazing though, that that happened to you.
You've got a story forever now.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I just don't I can't ever go back to that.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Office, go back every time because it's so great.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'll try to plant a recorder and see if he
gets near it.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
We'll have a great day, and thank you so much
for making a smile today.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh my god, thank you for letting me get that
off my chest. I'm dying over here.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I have a great day, and thanks you too. It's
John Jay and rich John Jay and Rich a couple
of text messages.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
You text jj R whatever you want to say to
number nine six eight nine three Hey John J. Richard,
Joe that Penn Bagley, who's Joe Goldberg? And you was
also on Gossip Girl as Dan Humphrey. Yes, in fact,
we talk about that in our afterwards podcast. We'll be
dropping shortly today. We'll get into us. I have some
issues with you season five. We'll get into that. Here's

(03:51):
a five too, Oh number John J. Richid also entertaining
and funny. Thank you so much for making my morning.
Thank you for listening. Here's a five oh three number,
John J. Rich It's not it's element not element t
excuse me? Really yeah, John Davids listening to the podcast
and remembering a couple of years back when John Jay

(04:11):
would go to bed at ten thirty or eleven. Now
he goes to bed earlier. I'm so proud. I didn't
know how you functioned back then. I know John Jay
and Rich rich answers the horse or hooker questions with
so much confidence.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's like he knows all the hookers in the world. Oh,
we got we gotta text with Stephanie. Hi, Steffanie, or's
your text?

Speaker 8 (04:35):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (04:37):
I just texted about I've been.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Stalking your guys's line for four days trying to get
those Bark Crawl passes.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You want to go to the Bark Crawl so bad?
Done deal, We'll look you up.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Really yeah, Oh my god, you guys love he said
so much.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
Thank you, Stephanie. Hold On, hold on, okay, we'll set
you up. Nick up, thanks nickle even come by and
pick you up. He'll pick up on the way of the
bark hold on, very cool. Uh okay.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
So there's a lot of talk about we're gonna have
to do a photo shoot coming up for the show,
and Kyle has a rule six weeks of exercise before
we do the photo shoot.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
So let's go around the everyone working out.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
I am not, even though I do believe. Did we
actually set a date? An actual Richie's Richie text?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
First? He said it went up way way way the farce.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
He was like, how about how about May? Second, we're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, So.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, you said to date.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
And I have been meaning to work out. I know
that I want to work out, except the problem is
if I start working out more, I'm gonna have to
shower more. And that's annoying because I can't fit a
shower into my schedule right now.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
That's a busy person.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I can't fit more.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
I should say I can't fit more showers into the schedule.
I do showers how many?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
How many days?

Speaker 6 (06:06):
But like because we've got like like kids sports almost
every night, like right now, it's like I'm showering Sunday
and Thursday, and that's like mostly whenever I can get in.
If I start working out on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, like I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Just gonna stink the stink and it's not gonna be
worth like.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So now I'm like a shower on Monday's.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Well, usually those are the only days where we don't
have like kids, sports stuff, so I know that's probably
the only day that I'm I don't want to sacrifice
sleep like if I if I end up like waking
up earlier during the week before work to shower, like
I had to wake up a whole almost hour earlier
because it's like half hour to shower and then half hour.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
To dry my hair.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Like it's just too much time. It's a whole process,
the showering. So that is why I haven't worked out.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
So by the way we can post it, you need
to contest.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
We're gonna play game eight seven seven nine three seven
one o four seven.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
We got keep tickets online not payton. Where are you
on the working out?

Speaker 8 (07:02):
I'm working out right now. I'm working out. I'm doing
my little hot works workouts, which has been good, and
I've been pretty consistent.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I shower every day. Yes, I don't know how Kyle,
you don't.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Every day, But I'm actually kind of excited. Have you
guys heard of this thing. It's called high Rocks. It's
like a tour kind of that you go around and
you like get with like a friend and you train
together and then you do these workout things and you race.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh yes, yes, it's h hydrox right or.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Some I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I thought that, I know it is my r o X.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I think is what?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Well, maybe I typed in hydros because I looked at
it because it was a tour. Yeah, it's like it's
like the guy we had in here that like Spartan.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Race Yes, yes, and you gotta do the rolling machine
and you got to do Yeah, the guy whose house
I went to in Atlanta, Jesse.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
It'sler. He just did that the other day. I watched
him do it with with a group of people.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
Oh that's pretty cool. People like one of my best friends, Kelsey.
She's like totally in her fitness journey right now, and
she shredded and I was like, maybe if I get
in shape, we should do this.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
So now we're like kind of planning.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Maybe we're going to do this High Rocks tour and
I'll be ready for our photo shoot in six weeks.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
We'll see are they coming here at the High Rocks?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I think so, yeah, they come here pretty soon. I
don't know. We haven't done a lot of research on it.
I'm kind of.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Scared of it seems kind of doable, not that I'm not.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'm not gonna say you can do it, but when
I have seen the videos, it's like you're on a
road machine. I can do the road machine. There's a
thing where they do the they do what's this thing
they pulled down?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
They're gonna pull down?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You got you pulled the Spartan race inside a gym?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, and you like move to the next one.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
And it's a race like you're racing and you have
a partner who's like motivating you and pushing you to
do all these things.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
But do you get their points? Like is it the
best score overall? Wins with your friends?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
So I haven't done that.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
If you picked Chelsea, she's crushing it. If you don't
crush it as much, you could still win.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I think. So what I can like piggyback off of
her success.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, I don't hate that. Let me go quit. Another
quick thing. Did you shower today? Peyton?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I didn't shower today?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You did not shower today.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm going to shower later.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Which did you shower today? I did? How did you
shower today?

Speaker 6 (08:53):
I showered last night.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Did you shower today?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I did not?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Neither, Tod. What's it? You're the outlier?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I know day probably twice a day.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's too Wednesday, you didn't showers.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Heard his leg and couldn't go to his baseball game.
So I got an early shower, opened up the door.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
So are you still do you want me to push
back the photos more because of the shower?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Just keep the day.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'll figure it out, ye do it? Maybe the photo
shoot could be the shower.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
You know what, though, I have started like eating a
lot better, So I felt like that was the first step.
Because abs are made in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that's a big part of it.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Hey, Crystal's architested Goo morning Crystal. Hi, okay, we'll go
play game.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's time time pop ten. Okay, Crystal, this is a
fun game.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Hopefully every single one of you have your creative hats
on because you got to be quick to win this game.
I will let John J. Rich and Peyton go before
you give you a feel for the game, so we'll
give you a leg up on the competition. We begin
with you, John J. Katie Perry recently quote unquote went
to space address the online haters by saying, Wow, people
are vicious. Can't you just be happy for me?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
At least I'm alive, John Jay, You've.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Got ten seconds to name as many things as you
can that can backfire.

Speaker 10 (10:07):
Go relationship, cars, stoves, funny jokes, speaking in public, marriage, golfing, baseball.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Okay, a pretty decent start. Rich the Kentucky Derby is Saturday.
Ten seconds on the clock for you to name as
many things as you can that are related to horses
in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Go apples because horses like apples, brushes, tails, horse feathers,
horse glue, People make glue, horsepower from cars, the Mustang.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Start for you.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I like how you're trying to prevent the argument, so
you're giving the answer, and why you take that and
wasting time?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Thanks you.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Good apples, Horses like apples. Chill do we're not fighting?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Pay in Europe. So Travis Kelcey's barber said the internet
is wrong about Travis kelce getting a hair transplant. So Peyton,
you've got ten seconds on the clock to name as
many possible rumors you could see coming out about Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Go that they're having a.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
Baby, that they broke up, that Taylor rob Travis, that
Travis hates Taylor, that Taylor hates Travis.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Taylor's mom doesn't like Travis, that Thomas' mom is like Taylor.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Very good.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Okay, you've got a good idea.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Of how the game goes. Crystal. It is your turn.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Visa and MasterCard announced AI shopping tools that will just
go buy.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Whatever you need for you.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
So, Crystal, there's ten seconds on the clock for you
to name as many things as you can that you
would maybe like your credit card to buy for you.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Ready, go a booth, drop card, us her days, my cake,
the houh.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Okay, a really good start for you. After round one,
John Jay and Crystal are tied for the lead, so
we move in around two. John J. Pedro Pascalis, Hollywood's
favorite new cool dad thanks to the Mandalorian and the
last of us. Ten seconds for you, John Jay, to
name as many fictional dads in movies and TVs that
you can go.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Tony Soprano, Bill Cosby, Peter Griffin, Mike Brady, the dad
from Family Matters, Michael Keaton.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Okay, a decent go at.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Round two for you.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Richard Over to you.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
So they announced a Desperate Housewives reboot is being produced
by Kerry Washington.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
So, Rich, please name as many.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Moves that people make that could be considered desperate.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
You've got ten seconds.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Go a pickup line, running to somebody with your car,
bumping into somebody at the grocery store, following over somebody
at the bar. Uh, trying to buy somebody dinner, to restaurant.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
That's pretty good, really really good, Rich, Peyton, unto you,
Beyonce kicked off her Cowboy Carter tour featuring her two daughters.
So Peyton, you've got ten seconds to name as many
adorable celebrity kids that you can go.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Roomy Carter, Sir Carter Blue, Ivy Carter Apple. Oh my gosh,
why my brain fart a Saint.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Chicago?

Speaker 8 (13:31):
Why did I forget the Kardashi that you were gonna
like blow everyone out of the way that Okay, I thought.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
You said apple because apples like horses.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Okay, So Crystal, this could be very easy for you
to pull into the lead to win Pop ten Today,
So KFC announced they are bringing back chicken and Waffles
after five years. Ten seconds is on the clock, Crystal,
for you to name as many delicios his food combos
that you can. You're gonna get a point for each

(14:02):
answer as long as it's a combo.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Ready go, chicken.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
And rice, chicken and corn, chicken and massed potatoes, massed
potatoes and corn.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
That is good enough for the wind, Crystal, hold on
the live. We're gonna set you up.
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