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December 30, 2024 • 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, I want to try to tell you guys a story,
and I have to be a little careful about it
because of some of the definitions of the words I'm
gonna use. My wife was having breakfast with her dad.
Her dad's eighty five and her stepmom, who's seventy, and
I guess you know, my wife went on this father

(00:23):
daughter trip with his three daughters and the youngest daughter Brenda,
Blake's sister. They were meeting in Albuquerque, and when Blake's
dad's telling the story, he's like, Hey, so, what were wen
do is we're gonna go We're gonna hook up with
Brenda and Albuquerque and then we're gonna we're gonna go
to Secoro, right, And then the stepmom says, Camp that's
Blake's dad's name. You can't use the word hookup anymore.

(00:45):
Hookup doesn't mean you're gonna meet with someone hook up.
You're saying you're gonna have sex with your daughter. He's
what you're saying. And he's like, huh what That's what
hookup means nowadays? Is what she's said, which I kind
of agree with. When you say we're gonna hook up
or we hooked up right, So he's like, what, Oh
my god. So my wife is telling me and Dutch this.

(01:07):
I said, you can't use that word anymore, and then
I said, I immediately thought of phrases I've said on
the show before that now I can't say I said before.
And I got written up. But a certain phrase came
up about salad. Okay, okay, I knew, kle know what
I'm talking about. Yes, And my wife is like, what

(01:29):
does that mean? And my son Dutch, who I thought,
was dialed in and goes, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeahary, So I was all excited and I can't wait
to tell you guys what this means.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
So I tell them and they don't believe me. They
don't believe me, so they google it. And the definition
of that is so hilarious to read that I was.
I took great pleasure in reading that out loud to everyone,
and my wife emediate no, oh, like my definition was

(02:04):
more graphic, but the definition and urban dictionary, I think
his Urban dictionary was actually just at Google was so
trying to make it as clean as possible. It sounded
dirty as possible. Yeah, And I just thought of these terms.
You can't say it if you see the TV show Shrinking.
Harrison Ford's on that show. He gets the term ghosting
mixed up with another term, which is hilarious too. But

(02:26):
I think Harrison Ford and my father in law at
the same age. Just look it up. Yeah, well I
looked up the salad. Yeah, that's what you look at.
And is it? What's the definition? What do we can
bleep it?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, it says the slang term indicating the use of
one's tongue.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, that's not the definition I had. The definition I
found was it was called uh, I can't even say it.
I get I'll have to tell you guys off air,
but it was a.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Hoot tread lightly people.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, So just sharing.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
That with you.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
This sometimes the terminology nowadays on certain things. I can't
even say hook up anymore. We're gonna go hook up
with my daughter and we're gonna go here, Well, you
can't see, that's not what that means. And her dad
was just like, what do you mean as he read
the newspaper.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh my gosh. I feel like I had one of
those moments, like a couple of years ago with my
mom and she was like, yeah, I'm going I'm meeting
up with my girlfriend for lunch and I was like,
your girlfriend, like what?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I was so confused why.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Because it was her friend.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
She was like my like my girlfriend like yeah, I'm
going out with my girlfriends. And I was like you
said girlfriend, Like what are you not telling me?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Because a girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, it does. It sounds like a relationship. Yeah, because
I had a girlfriend back. And then I was like
what is this?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Ye, that's the thing that girls like my wife she
has all these girlfriends and she talks about the time.
But like I couldn't say, hey, my boyfriend Rich and
I right, you know.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
What, you have dropped partner a lot when we've just
met people and people think we're together. True, Oh yeah,
we were at the concert that we went to. It's
my partner, Rich And it's so sweet that you guys
come to cast.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, And I was like, oh no, no, no, we're like
business partner.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Just sharing that with you and if you have any
other terminology that you can't use anymore because it means
something else shoots a DM John Jay and Rich or
John J. Vans.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's always that one person that will always have your
It's the only way we know.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
How to rock. What's a red flag you see when
you walk into someone's house. Right, we were getting into that.
It blew up on our social media, and we're getting
back into right now, Laura, what is it when you
walk into someone's house? What's then immediate red flag?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Hey, guys, So one time I had a date with
the guy. I walked in his house afterwards and there's
one TV, a game console, a chair, and a stained
Maxis on th sheets on it. And then I looked
over and I noticed that he had some sprit bottles

(04:57):
with spit some chew in him. And I'm like, so,
I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Did you say spray bottles? Oh? Sprite? I thought spray
like wind dex. Like he was filled up. That is gross.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
It is so disgusting. And I was like, I'm gonna
go now. But he looks really cute and well kept
and clean. That was really surprising.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, so check this out, Laura. So I was going
to read some of the posts on my Facebook that
I posted to Jessica. I said, you know, what's a
red flag you when you walk into someone's house? And
Jessica goes, oh my god. I was dainty guy who
lived in another state, so we had to plan our visits.
He'd been visiting me a couple of times, so he
saw how I lived and how I kept my house.
I went to go see him, got to his house.
His bed had no sheets, no pillowcases on the pillows, nothing,

(05:48):
just a blanket halfway pulled up the bed. He had
a weak plus time to make things decent for me
when I walked into that was the last time I
saw him. That told me everything I need to know
about who he is and how he rolled, and I
am not about that life. I was offended, not even joking.
Strongest past ever sounds a lot like your story.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
I just thought it was weird, you know, I mean,
you want to impress a girl. Yeah, you're gonna have
nice sheet and a little made bed, you know, I mean,
think about it. You don't want anything to happen.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
What about this disc post? Erica made this post on
my Facebook. She says, so, what's a red flag when
you walk into Sometimes she says, furniture made from human skin?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Sure, what big red flag? Big you're the next couch?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yes, disgusting. That wasn't the worst one, though. I actually
had dated this guy for years and he invites me
over to his house and I walk in and there's
piles of dog poo everywhere, and it's like inside tho. Yes,
they had just gotten the dog a puppy, and they
weren't taking up the poop and they weren't letting him out,

(06:51):
so he just pooped everywhere, and I was like afraid
from my shoes.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh my gosh, that actually just gave me a flashback
that I didn't need. I remember I had a be
elementary school or something, and you know, when you're like
running around the neighborhood, you make friends. And I went
into like one of my little friend's house and they
had dog poop all over the house, and I thought
it was the most disgusting thing ever, to the point
where I was like I was probably nine or ten,
and I knew that as a kid, like that is

(07:16):
not okay.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
No, it's not. There's something wrong.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh yeah, Well, thanks for calling in and sharing that
story with us.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Thanks, guys, have great day, Aiden, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, So you're gonna play for Billie Eilish tickets, got it?

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Oh my goodness. I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
And you have to win. You have to win. You
don't just get these tickets. Got it?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's time. It's time for pop ten.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Okay, this game, there's a lot of points that you
can get just sort of depends on your imagination and
how creative and how.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Quick witted you will be today.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Aiden you're up against John Jay, Rich and Peyton will
give them a chance to go first to give you
a feel for the game, just so you don't feel blindsided. Okay, okay,
And since we are playing for Billie Eilish tickets, all
of the questions have to do with Billie Eilish. Do
you think guy's gonna say something else? No, I wasn't,
I was, okay, John Jay. Billie Eilish's middle name is pirate,

(08:22):
So John Jay, you've got ten seconds on the clock
to name as many unique middle names as you can go.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Gerardis uh contemporarily Jesus, Frank, Dave a carpet.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I don't know if Dave would be that unique, but.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
It's just.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Rich and Billie Eilish has been vegan since she was
twelve years old. This may be a challenge you and
I'm gonna need everybody's help to call you on it.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
If it doesn't count, but.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
You've got ten seconds to name many vegan dishes that
you can rich.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Go okay, those chicken that are made out of califlour
rice beans tofu uh.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Okay, pretty good start for John Jay Rich Peyton. Billy
Eilish has two dogs. Their names are Pepper and Shark.
So Peyton, there's ten seconds on the clock. Please name
as many pet names that you can think of.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Go Jesus, Frankie, Busta, Louis, Luis, Pablo, Daisy Um, Django.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Jan My dog listens.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
All right, Aiden, so far the one to beat is Peyton,
even on two hours of sleep. She just smoked the
Fellas here, so Aiden. Billie Eilish is obsessed with the TV.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Show The Office.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Hopefully you are too, because that will definitely help.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
You in this situation.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Aiden, You've got ten seconds on the clock to name
as many characters from the Office as you can.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Go okay, So see Coral Range, John, Jenna, j B
J Marrala Daven Lesley, Bryan Kate Canza.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Whoa right now, that's so impresionated.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
My god, the characters is so big time.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Molly okay, A very strong round one. In round two,
a Billie Eilish song will make will bring me to
what your topic is? Okay, we moved to Rich in
this round too. Rich. You got ten seconds to name
as many different types of birds as.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
You can go.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
A cardinal, a robin, an eagle, a hawk, a vulture,
a sparrow, a swallow, a double stucker?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Guy, wh what talking about?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
This is kind of crazy. We have a three way
tie right now, John J. Rich and Aiden. Although John J.
And Rich you might be out after Peyton goes.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Peyton, you're up.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Oh good, Peyton. You've got ten seconds on the clock
to name as many movie villains that you can ready
go the.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Joker, Glinda, Alphabe, Catwoman, I think, the Penguin.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
I think.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Okay, Aiden, you like you have to win this game.
You have to beat these guys to win the tickets.
Peyton is only one point ahead of you. This should
be very easy for you, but go all out if possible.
Here is your billy song what a of course the
song was made for the Barbie movies. So Aiden, you

(12:03):
have ten seconds to name as many toys that you
can go.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Dun okay, uh witty mos oh man, Barney Brad. I
love how you.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Went for it and with that Aiden is our Pop
ten winner.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Well done, yearly Eilish killed us without office question. That
was so good, so impressive, So congratulations, you go on,
thank you, so hold on the line, Aiden, Hold on
the line.
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