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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
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Speaker 3 (00:27):
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We'll call you back. Nick is in the studio because
producer Nick has done something. It is Christmas, It is
the holiday season. Are you shaving? I see shaving green?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I have realized that at one point I was very
unsure of the TikTok shop. It seemed a little sketched
to me, and I was worried that people are gonna
steal my information and it was gonna get.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
To my sister with her Venmo account.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
But all of a sudden, I'm starting a very targeted ads,
and they know just how to get me. The first
one is, yeah, I'm just here to uh to shave today,
you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's just a normal, normal thing you do at work,
just shave. Oh wait, no, hold time, it works really well.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh god, it looks a lot like that thing they
had in.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Jurassic Part for the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
In the end of the movie it got lost in
the mud, and then.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
In Jurassic World Dominion they find it. Okay spoiler uh anyway,
and so I bought it, and look, it is awesome.
It it doesn't work like the best it's not. It's
also not a functioning shaving cream, which I was understanding
that it would be, so it's more decorative now.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I would say, though, if I was to buy that
on TikTok shop, that's exactly what I want, is what
you just got. Yeah, I mean you're not going to
be transporting in real DNA for dinosaurs, so I mean
it looks like No, I would not be disappointed in that.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
No, I would, And listen, I'm not disappointed. It just
wasn't exactly what I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean, he thought real shaving cream was going to
come right or a real dinosaur DNA. Yeah, so fast
forward a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I have chronic knee issues. It's like I just limp
around all the time. And again, somehow the algorithm got me,
and it just kept getting the getting the ad for this,
this knee brace, and I was like finally, I was
just like, I can't do it anymore. I can't look
at this anymore. And it got me because it was like,
(02:44):
it's seventy nine percent off. Wo, So it's one hundred
and twenty nine dollars this knee brace.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's seventy percent off. So no, then seventy percent off
made it thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh yeah, you got to buy that.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I've spent thirty dollars on worse right right right, right now, wait,
because here it comes.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh my god, look that looks.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Like a stormtrooper helmets, like a stormtrooper helmet. Baby for
your knee. Okay, oh that looks cool.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Are you supposed to wear that out or put that
on your on your knee while you're watching TV?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Thought I could wear at other places?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You really can't move in it, so you put it
on light it is red light. Put it on and
you have to prop your knee up a little bit
and when you hit the button. Now listen, guys, it's
super quiet.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh I hear it. It sounds like a low vacuum.
So it is vibrating on your knee.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, what's it supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
And so now right now it's it low it it
it's massaging right, and you can you can turn it
up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Does it fit on other parts of your body or
just your knee?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I haven't tried it on anything else that doesn't look
too silly to me.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That looks like I mean, that looks crazy to wear
it out. I could see you put that. I would
just that does work, That would heal your knees.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I feel like that's worth way more than thirty dollars,
is the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I think it's working great, really, But I also I'm
not sure if it's like the placebo effect use for
thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I don't know. Can you get like red light therapy
anywhere for thirty dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No, I think you got a good deal that one.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It seems pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
We got to get you another one who wearing both
these and walk.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Around and just walk around.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
They look like like storm troupernee paths or something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I look like I look like a droid of something.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
How much did you paid thirty bucks for that?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I paid thirty dollars for this bad I was interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, that seems pretty cool. So on the long along
those lines, I don't have TikTok shop, but I on
Instagram all these ads pop up, and I had an
ad pup. But I talked about this a couple of
weeks ago because I thought I found the perfect gift
for Kyle, and I was hoping I would get Kyle
as my secret sana.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's your knee.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You're gonna tell your knees your knee is done, so
it's insinuating.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I saved this account on Instagram thinking when the time comes,
I'm gonna buy this for conference C your Santa. And
then last week I was just kind of like, you know,
I'm just gonna go get it. I'm just gonna buy
it for it because it's it's too good. So I
went to go buy it and it took me to
Timu the Timo link, and I got so pissed because
isn't that like all fake or something that's not real
like good quality.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I couldn't find the link to buy what it. So
what it was was, let me tell you what it was.
It was chicken feet, Like have you ever seen chicken feet?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah? Yeah, No, they were shoes, these tall shoes that
go all the way to your knees.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
My gosh, wait, I think I've seen these.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Are they stilettos.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Something like that?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I've seen these, And I was like, this would
be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
We're walking around, walking around the way sometimes where she
walks in character knows that would dinosaur walk?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You do these?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
So when I go to the chicken Feed website to
buy them, we take for the Timo and then it
said people also bought these. And then there were these boots,
these plastic boots full of wine, and I was like, oh,
buy those two and they're like thirty nine cents. So
I'm like, this can't be real. And I ended up
not buying it because I thought I was being duped
by Timo. But it's the thought that counts. Chicken Feed,
(06:06):
thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, I was like, can you see her walking around
chicken fee?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed that didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I know, I need to go to Nix's website to
go get the shop.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, and you're saying your knee actually feels better when
you use that.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, I mean at the time, because it's it is massage.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah please.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I was so my my wife has been in Vegas
for the last couple of days and I had it
on for the first time and she called me the
other night.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And she was like, what is it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
the light like like you just wait till Halla gets
down there?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What that back?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Now? Who stopping?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Tell you? Why to stay Vegas? You found a whole
new thing.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Clean it with my tongue.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What'd you buy on TikTok on Instagram? That was silly?
That backfire.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
It wasn't what you thought you got calls at eight
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