Someone HIT ON PAYTON?!?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
John J.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Rich text us text JJR whatever you want to say
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Here's a text.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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we want to get into I don't know, people live

(00:26):
hit on you right that are just it was awkward, right, Peyton, Like,
what happened?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
It was really awkward. So I've told you guys, I
coached high school girls basketball and we're right in the
middle of basketball season right now, and we had a
game last night and I'm literally like our team is
warming up and I'm out on the court with the girls,
you know, making sure that they're focused and communicating and
you know, giving tips and pointers and things like that.

(00:50):
And so I'm standing there and this guy comes up
to me randomly and I'm like, hi, Like, we're literally
in the middle of doing something like Can I help you?
And he's like, hey, yeah, I actually just reft the
freshman game. What's your name? Blah blah blah blah. Is
this your first year coaching? And I'm like, hey, my
name's Peyton. No, this is my fourth season. Can I

(01:10):
help you? Like I'm in the middle of doing something
and he was like are you single? And I was like, no,
I'm not. He was like, well, you don't have a
ring on your finger and I was like, that's right,
I don't. I'm waiting on that. Thank you for the reminder,
but I'm not single. And he was like, well, can
I have your number? And I said no, I'm not single.

(01:32):
I'm in a relationship. I've been with my boyfriend for
four and a half years and I'm waiting on him
to propose to me. And he was like, well, can
I follow you on Instagram? And I was like, you
can follow the John Jay and Rich show on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
And then you can catch me that way.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And it was the most awkward thing ever.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I was like, can you Like how many times do
I have to say no?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I know different ways no, And like I'm not going
to give you my personal Instagram so you can be
blowing me up in my DMS.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's weird that he didn't back off right away. I
kind of admire the boldness of just introducing yourself. But
once you get the note to back off, you back off.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
That's what I'm saying because like a lot of times,
you know, everything like that comes through social media and
d MS and things like that. You don't really, I don't.
I can't tell you the last time somebody has walked
up to me and been like, Hey, can I have
your number? It's been a really long time, and I
was just like, get the hint, dude, no beat it.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
But it's also kind of flattering.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
It was very flattering. And then I told my head coach.
I was like, I'm not doing my makeup at work anymore,
not doing my makeup at basketball games anymore, because it's
actually the second time that that's happened.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Did you tell your boyfriend?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, I told him right when he got home. Well,
I think I kind of threw him off his tracks
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I gave him number.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh my god, Like, you better put a ring on it, sir.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
He's right, I don't have it. What did he just?
What do you say though, when you when you told him.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
He was just like, well, he was so persistent literally
that conversation. Oh, he was like okay, and he was
like he was like, did you give him your number?
I was like no. He was like, is that how
that conversation really went? I was like yeah, and that
was it.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I remember when my wife was you know, you know,
because we're in here all the time, and you got
to drop off kids and pick up kids at school.
And our kids were in elementary school, and I remember
she went to go every day she dropped them off
and every day she pick them up. And this is
a dude in a suit gave her flowers one time.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I remember I was like, you're jealous. I was like,
that is so nice.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I was flattering, but I was just like, take no
for an answer, bro, Like you know what I like.
I guess I have a lot of friends and I'm
sure would love to date you. Go find one of
them somewhere.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I got a.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Guy, you know, the guy who told you about the
podcast that I just did, the guy from the Bachelor.
Oh yeah, this is gonna sound stupid or arrogant or whatever,
but he's thirty one, thirty two maybe and single, and
I was like, bro, I can find you.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I can find you a girl. I know I can.
And then I thought about it after I left. He
was on the Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
The Bachelorette, and he was literally, yeah, like a network
try to find him.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
And then I thought, yeah, I'm better than that. I've
set up. I've set up now.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I think six people out of the said I've set
up a handful of people now, but six people now
are in relationships that I set up.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You've set up a few marriages.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's five marriages. Yeah, but like the last couple I
set up, they're living together now.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I kind of felt like I could show the
Bacher the TV show that maybe they need to hire
music consultant.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
If I was to get this guy and.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Girl, what kind of girl would would work for a
guy like that?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't know, And I was trying to think of
any women because he's thirty one, thirty two, so I
would probably go twenty five, twenty six year old maybe,
But I don't know any I don't That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't know. I know a handful of great guys,
but I don't know any like a single women.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
You're gonna get inundated now because show I actually thought
about that.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I thought about that for Jenna, But I don't know him.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well enough yet, right, you don't know the compatibility.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I like him, and I had a Texas change after
I did a podcast, and then yesterday I talked about
him on the show, So I don't know if that
was a negative spin or a positive spin on him.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
But I haven't heard back from.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Him, so I don't know if he got we didn't
say any bad about it, I don't think so. I mean,
I really enjoyed good anyway, I don't I didn't tell
you guys this. I don't know why I didn't tell
you guys this. But last Monday, I was working out

(05:26):
and I tore my pectorial muscle right here. I tore
it like badly where it got purple and black and
blue leg above your your.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Right chest muscle.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
So I and I didn't know how to rehabit or
didn't know what to do because I left to Hawaii
the next day, right, So I was like, like, you know,
like I couldn't even do one push up. Let's just
say one push up, right, So it was pretty bad.
And I think I told you guys about my wife's
had all these back problems. Right, So she found this
one doctor. His name is doctor Singh s I n
g H. And he's like this miracle worker and he

(05:58):
saw things in her mri that no one saw. She
doesn't need surgery. She has a torn what do you
call this muscle back here? Hamstring? She has a torn
hamstring that no one ever saw. That's what our back
paint is. So he's got this machine, it's called shock treatment,
and she had the she bought like three sessions and
he shocks her. Then he gives her this injection and

(06:18):
he's like, you will be fine soon. Just stick with me, right.
So yesterday she said to me, do you want to
come with me to the doctor my gash or So
I drove her there and I watched the treatment and
I'm in this room with this doctor and her for
a long time, right.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
So, and he's talking he's from.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
India, and we're talking back and forth about stuff, and
he's working on her. And then at one point he's
telling me about the machine he has, and I was like,
I go, like, for example, would it heal because it
heals with like magnets and he heals with like laser
and stuff and it's more powerful than anything, right. It
heals tend to stuff. And I said, I go, uh,
so I could you fix my peck? He's like, what

(06:56):
have your peck? And I tell him. He's like, when
should take off your shirt? So I'm like, so I
take my shirt. He looks and he starts poking aund
and goes, oh, yeah, this is you tore this thing.
So next thing you know, he's doing ultrasound. Next thing
you know, Blake's laying on this table and this guy's
not working on me, like.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And he's working. So he gets the machine.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
He starts putting the machine on my chest and he
starts doing all the doing ultra sound on my chest.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
He's like, oh, that's like level two terror. It's really bad.
It hurts.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
So he goes let he puts the machine on me
and he does. He goes, can you come back Friday?
And I'm like, yeah, come back Friday. So I got
an appointment on Friday. So when we're done, we're done
with there, we're leaving there, and there's this there's this
weird little strip mall that has a couple of random shops.
It has it's got a tight chili to go it's

(07:43):
got a like an SI E bowl place, and it's
got there's like a workout gym there, right and I
so Blake goes, let's go get an E bowl. So
he stopping there and get an I E bowl and
I get In fact, it was it was a fantastic bowl.
It was like mango meted with coconut and all this stuff.
I forget name in the place called Pliables. Maybe they

(08:04):
don't have one location, but it was fantastic. So I'm like,
it's a good date. It's good date night. Go get
a little work on the pack, you get a little
one gun your back. So now Friday tomorrow, I have
an appointment with him at four uh huh, and she's
coming with me. Now it's about me, and then we're
gonna go get that you both. It's a good Friday

(08:24):
night date.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
The way you got.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
The way dating evolves when you're married is a little
bit different. Now we go get bodywork. You go to
your body work, and then and then uh, who knows
what happens. But then my son's got a basketball game.
So that's that's our date night tomorrow. A little shock therapy.
When you say shock therapy, it makes makes me think
more mental stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Well you could use that too, Yeah, can you put
this on my hand? I haven't put a little extra
in there for you.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
So shout out to doctor saying, O, Bell's a tay.
So this gym that's in between the juice place whatever.
So outside the windows of the gym, they show like
a pilates machine and they show a versa climber, which
is this horrible cardio machines, the worst thing ever, the
worst thing ever, and it implies that they have this
whole gym is full of these machines. So I can't

(09:11):
it's dark, so I decided to go walk up to
the window to look in to see this is a
class with these versa climbers. That's crazy. So I walk
up the way because it's dark in tinted windows, and
I stick my head up in the window to look,
you know, so I got my hands over my eyes.
I'm looking in the window and it's a whole bunch
of women doing plates. There's no none of those machines,
and they all stop to look at me. Now I'm
standing in this mirror looking like the biggest perm and

(09:36):
I was like, oh no, no, no, no, I just
wanted to look at the cardio machines.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh God, like, what's this guy killing? Right?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, maybe they're marketing is like we do plates. You
don't have to use a versa climber here. Maybe that's what.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Either way, all these people turn to look at me
and I had to take steps backwards slowly to get away.
I had no idea that I was going to be
looking at all these women working out.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I felt so terrible awkward, very awkward.