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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Richhid for Saxon Acts. I have stax Information,
Rich has Live Acts. Yesterday, Velveta announced a new limited
edition proden called vel to Go, where a single serve
packets of Velvita cheese. It's not a joke, so you
can carry them around like a condiment and put it on food.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I love Velvita cheese. That sounds.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
A fifty two year old man in Florida was arrested
after he hit another man in the head with a
plate at a wedding. He said he was mad because
the other man let two young girls cut ahead of
him in line for prime rib.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What the heck?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Inker problems? A list of normal things that people think
will be obsolete by the year twenty seventy five, include
plastic packaging for food, animal captivity, social media, cancer, working
nine to five, and idolizing celebrities.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Heyton, you got a turtle tortoise?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I have a tortoise named Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The oldest living land animal. His name is Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
He's a giant tortoise living against Saint Helena, British Island
in the South Atlantic Pacific. Jonathan is thought to be
one hundred and ninety two years old with a hatching
date of no later than eighteen thirty two.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Wow, oh my gosh, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I mean that means your turtles, you're tortois is gonna
be passed down.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh yeah, my mom already told me that I am
getting Jesus in the world, like when she goes, I
get the tortoise.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, but then I think you got to put it
in your granddaughter's will.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't think our kind of tortoise lives that long.
I think he only lives like eighty years.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
If you need new nightmare fodder.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
There are twenty five million tons worth of spiders on
Earth right now, and based on the amount they eat
in theory, they can eat every single human on the
planet in one year. Oh my gosh. A site called
the Wedding Society as thousands of vendors what they think
are the top wedding trends of twenty twenty five. Food trucks,
(01:51):
Uh no, that's not up here.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Disposable cameras again.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Experimental wedding weekends.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Unique events had experiences for your guests to take part
in before after your wedding.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Last dances.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You might still have the first dance, but the new
trend is a last dance to close out the night.
Multiple wedding dresses get married in the first one changed
to more comfort. I've seen that before, mismatch bridesmaid's dresses.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I love that look.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Small wedding parties, and the number one thing they said
is hiring a wedding content creator.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh that's interesting. I saw a cool trend at my
wife's nieces wedding where they did a thing like in
two minutes, the couple went around to every table for
a picture, with every single table just making goofy faces.
I've never seen that before. They did it so fast
and it looks so fun. It was cool.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Cut.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
A site called Taste Atlas ranked the one hundred grossest
foods in the world.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, bacon tomatoes, know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
These are like Like, there's an item in southern Thailand.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's sour curry made with fish in trails.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Eyew. What about that ballute that's number nine. Jellied eels
is number seven. The old street food in England dating
back to seventeen hundred's deep fried silkworms is from Thailand.
Tripe svid s v or s v i d is
half a sheep's head boiled and served with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Number two is called blood plat. It's dumplings with reindeer blood.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Number one is blood pancakes, pancakes made with onions, spices
and reindeer blood.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
They're popular and Sweden and Finland reindeer blood. Why is that?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
That's actually like? I don't for some reason, that just
makes it that much sadder. Have you guys ever had
blood pudding?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I had blood pudding in Ireland without knowing that I
was eating blood pudding and I was not.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Is it blood?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yes, it's like pig bloody.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, number three on this list of the grossest food
to me sounds delicious. It's called Cowsgrove. It's a calzone
stuff with French fries and full hamburgers including the bun.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's it? Like that sounds compared to those other Number three, Kyle, this.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Is for you. You want to build your kid's confidence. A
pull of the kids twelve and underfound ninety two percent
of them feel more confident after doing something creative, and
even more confident when they do something creative with a parent.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Love that.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Also, if you're into UFOs rich and you think the
government doesn't tell us everything I am. If you probably
see the upcoming documentary called Age of Disclosure.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
The American people are ready to receive the truth.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Humanity is not the only intelligence in the universe. Humanity
is not the only intelligent species.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We are absolutely not alone. Non human intelligence exists. The
UAPs are real, they're here, and they're not human.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
For over sixteen years on behalf of the US government,
I worked as a senior intelligence official on the Unidentified
aero Phenomenon topic. We learned that the US government was
involved in a long running secret war with other nations
to collect and verse engineer vehicles not made by humans.
I have seen on my own eyes non human craft
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and not I'm all over.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That right, all over that exciting to me.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Okay, So here's a little hack that will make you
comfortable whenever you're uncomfortable. We'll give you the website here.
It's called the Ambient dash Mixer. And what this basically
does is if you're trying to get to sleep, and
you would like to say, go to sleep in the
shire in Lord of the Rings, they got that. If
you want to study in like the Gryffindor common room,
(05:27):
like on Harry Potter they've got the background music for that.
So anything if you're doing homework and you want to
read in Bell's library, they got the background music for
that and the ambience. So we'll put the website up there,
so whatever fictional world you want to hang out in
and get your chill on in for a few hours, you.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Can do that.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It's an ambient mixer dot com and that is all
linked up at John Jandrich dot com.