STACKS and HACKS

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would you guys go out on a first date on
February fourteenth, Valentine's Day? A first date on Valentine's Day?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah? Well, sure, sixty one percent people say they would
go out on a first date.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I think it seems like I'm a sweet story. If
it works out.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
That's pretty serious and a hilarious story if it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Should the Monday after Super Bowl be a national holiday?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes? I saw that the Kelsey brothers were discussing this.
They should be a holiday.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It should be.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I guess it should be the doomsday clock, which
I know, Rich you follow that thing, know you?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Aren't you in the newsday clock?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I do, But once it started getting so high and
being so threatening like it has been, I kind of
stopped looking at it because it's a little scary.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
The doomsday clock was set at eighty nine seconds to midnight,
putting it the closest the world has ever been to
what scientists deem global catastrophe.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know why, and I don't know how the
jit the Dowdy The.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Short version is they base it on the threat of
like nuclear war or just like a disaster like an
earthquake or sunsponts or whatever, and we're super close.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Have a nice day. Talk about looking on the brid's side.
Get this.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
A guy in California named Brian Stanley lost his eye
to cancer when he was six years old. He's going
viral now because they made a prosthetic eye that it's
also a flashlight, so he said, he joked that he's
showing instead of seeing. He's a real life cyborg and
that'd be kind of cool to open up your eyes.
Got a boom of flashlights coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Of your eye?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah. No.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's a list trending online of.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Common things people say that makes zero sense now, like
I'm sweating like a pig. They say, pigs don't sweat
like skibbity. Actually he's the first one on the list.
Everything happens for a reason, is what people say. But
sometimes the reason is people are stupid to make bad decisions.
This is a flip flop inconvenience. The early bird catches

(01:46):
the worm, but there's also the second mouse gets the cheese.
And you know who woke up even earlier than the
bird the worm. So the early bird happy as a clam.
They say, does that really?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
People referring to the lion as being the king of
the jungle, without realizing the lions don't live in the jungle.
Saying someone did a three sixty when they change, it
would be a one eighty, not a three six.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
He did a full three sixty.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
These are things that are people say all the time
that don't make sense, like six o'clock am in the morning,
healthy as a horse.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I have a horse, you know that, don't jibe. I
slept like a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
People say babies are infamously awful, sleepers awful.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, I'm gonna go over this list of people.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Do you think Do you think that Katy Perry has
ever won a Grammy?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Katy Perry has never won a Grammy?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Peyton, she has not. What about Jonas Brothers?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Unfortunately no, no Nicki Minaj yes no, no, Abba, Queen Rush,
Selena Gomez, Soup Dog, Tupac.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
None of them ever won Grammy. Oh wow, what do
you have for life? Actrige?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, you know they say that losing one night of sleep,
getting one night of no sleep, experts say, impairs your thoughts,
your reason, your mood for the next four days. So
you gotta be careful. Don't make any big decisions to
go buy in a house or something if you haven't
slept the night before. But here's the heck to getting
a good night of sleep without any drugs. This will
probably cost you next to nothing. A small glass of

(03:16):
raw lemon juice in a spoonful of honey has been
shown to slow your brain down and build the hormones
that cause a great night's sleep. So if you're having
trouble sleeping, try that tonight and let us know that
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