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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We just want to hear from you, and I don't
think that's too much to ask. And it's really stressing
me out that you're not calling eight seven seven nine
three seven one four seven Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And Rich Saxon hacks. So I have sax information, Rich
has life hacks. Passive aggressive people are gonna love this.
What's the most polite way you can tell someone?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
F you, Oh, Jason, bless your heart close well.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Number ten on the list is f you, But then
you say please at the end of it, or or
you say how amusing for you? That's apparently what Queen
Elizabeth used to say if she thought you're an idiot
or be that as it may, I'll pray for you.
Or if you just smile, or if you say something
like you genuinely have been wonderful, that's a way. Bless
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your heart is another way. Noted My sister does that
all the time. Noted, Have the day you deserve is
a big one. And number one on this list is
instead of flipping off another driver, blow them a kiss.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I've seen that before. That's funny. Did you ever hear
that that good day to you? Is? Was like, you know,
we said that they could were polite, but that was
the way people would tell each other to basically go
go pound sand makes sense because they always said it
like good day, Good day do you?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Easter is Sunday and I don't know if I hope
the Easter Buddy makes it to everyone's house. Because the
United flight from Denver had to make an emergency landing
on last Sunday because the bunny jumped into the engine
and cause it to malfunction. The plane land is slafey.
No one was injured, but they were I mean, listen
to this. I don't think the ben Bunny made it.
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Hopefully it wasn't Easter Bunny. Cops in Florida pulled over
a vehicle which was flying down the road one hundred
and five miles per hour in a forty five mile
an hour zone. Turns out it was a bride in
the passenger seat who was late for her own wedding.
The still issued a ticket. This is audio from the
body cam. Whose wedding is it? What time is it
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we're at?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You're already late? She just give him an I'll let
you take her, but I'll leave you at coordinated. I'm
gonna it's amandatory court. A parents, alright.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
See, I think if they were late and it was
like starting in fifteen minutes, I think they would have
let her go. It seemed like she didn't care. She
was already fifteen minutes late, you know what I mean,
it already started.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I think they should just let her go.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
People online are talking about trends that are back from
the dead. One of those, Brace Yourself, includes Von Dutch
no Way, yeah that stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, Duch's everywhere and at Hardy's back to wat true religion,
all of it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh, Rich, you're in now.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I just had to just hang in there.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
On sundays Burglars tunneled through a concrete wall to gain
access to a Los Angeles jewelry store and made off
with ten million dollars worth of watches. Right out of the.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Movie That's Crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Six and ten Americans admit they ignore medical symptoms that
don't feel serious. And this is a video that's going
viral right now, which reminds me I can see this
being exactly. I could see this being Kyle. Somebody called
into a radio station in Canada. I just just pretend
this is Kyle calling in.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
We got married two years ago and he sees me
in my wedding dress coming down the aisle. This man
does not shed a tear. My dad gave this beautiful
speech on our wedding day. Nothing yesterday, he's watching this
golf tournament and he cried when the whatever his name is,
when he won. He cried over a gulf. It is
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the maddest I've ever been in.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did you say that your other side to cry?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Literally, he was in tears by himself on the couch
watching the masters.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
A two year old boy in Arizona when missing on Monday.
I didn't know about it. We should have been all
over that. If that ever happens, let us know can help.
No one knew where he was for sixteen hours forty
search and rescue folks when looking for him. He ended
up being found by a dog, this beautiful dog. He
was one hundred. It was happened one hundred miles south
of the Grand Canyon. The kid somehow walked seven miles
through a remote area full of mountain lions and coyotes,
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and he's okay. The rancher named Scotty Dunton had just
climbed down to his truck to go on errands and
he saw his dog, Buford, walking with the boy. The
boy said he's sleeping under our tree. When Beauford showed
up and led him home.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh crazy, I know, because he said his dog like
basically goes on patrol every night, just kind of like
walks around and checks out.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
This beautiful I freget what kind of dog it is,
but it's a beautiful dog. It's in their blood, you know,
their guardians and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Way there, I see Beauford coming down the deal right
there with a little a little blond haired boy with him.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
He was young and ended up wandering further than anyone
would have would have hoped.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Not only did we search on foot, but.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Also there were some of the razors and four by
fours as well as we did make use of some
of the helicopters to make sure that we were doing
everything we could to locate.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
There was a thousand ways for that to go really
really bad and one good way, and luckily it turned
out to be the good ways. Well, I thought he
trusted the dog because if it was a human, he
might have been like stranger, danger or no. But it's
a puppy.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And the relief those parents probably fell getting their baby.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
What do you have for life, haxwitch, have you ever
had problems, you know, going like everybody does.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Going number one?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Number two, number two. So no, there's a couple of so,
well this is more for Kyle. Then there's a couple
of drinks out there on the internet that help you go.
But like, honestly, you're not gonna like mix chia seeds
with water and then a third of this, a third
of that. It's just too much. So here are the
drinks that are so easy that can help you go poop.
So prune juice you've heard of, but that's gross, So
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you can mix it with apple juice and or pear
juice and it tastes delicious and that'll help you go. Also,
did you know peppermint tea helps you with that too,
and helps with bloating and water with lemon. So those
things are the easiest ways without you know, throwing, like
you know, fiber and chia seeds and a blender and
all that. Just try those let us know when you
have your evacuation, Please give us a call. That hacken.
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