Three MORE Things You NEED To Know

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Le's getting three things we need to know.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Certain times I see different news stories and studies that
are done, and it makes me feel vindicated in my
own life. For instance, apparently scientists just discovered that the
brain cells responsible for making us feel full are simultaneously
making you crave sugar like they do the exact same
thing at the same time, which is why like I

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eat something, and after I eat something, I feel like
I always need dessert. And I thought that was just
because like growing up and mom always gives dessert after
we you know what I mean. But apparently it's hardwired
in our brain and the finding was confirmed in both
a study with mice and humans, and they say this
universal trait could lead to new treatments for managing our
sugar consumption, which I feel like I could use. We

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just through just exchange Valentine's in here, and I already
want to eat all the candies because it is Valentine's Day.
If you are in a relationship and you want to
know maybe where you stand, there is a scientific self
test that claims it will gauge how you're really relationship
is right now, so you can go to it. It's
Valentine without the e scale it s K A l

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A N dot se dot eng. Either way, we'll put
it up on our website for you. You answer seven
questions and it's not revolutionary. The questions are like, how
often do you argue? When you argue? Can you get
through things quickly? How satisfied are you with your relationship?
And then it analyzes your answers, and then it tells
you how satisfying you are, when you basically already just

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said this is how satisfying it either way. The one
thing I did like about it was that it gives you,
like a practical exercise at the end of it, say,
here's where you are in your relationship. Here's a practical thing,
no matter where you are, if you're the top or bottom,
it gives you something to do with your partner to
strengthen your relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's us. I think that's pretty cooing, like throw it
in the trash, it's not worth your time. Yeah. I
love that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
At first I was like, oh, that's stupid, Like I
just told you how satisfied it was. I didn't need
you to tell me that, right and then but then
the little exercise at the end, I thought it.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Was when you take the quiz. At the end, Dion
Sanders comes on and tells you to walk away.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
That would be genius.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
At the bottom.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Of course, also because it's Valentine's Day and we do
have two cat owners on the show, Peyton and Grant,
they are saying, listen, if you own cats, be very
careful what flowers you bring into your home on Valentine's Day.
Flowers are big for Valentine's Day. Tulips, lilies, oleanders, chrysanthemums,
and amaryllis are a few of the really dangerous flowers.

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They can be really toxic to cats. So stick with roses, sunflowers,
and the orchids of those staff dragons. Those will all
be pretty safe for your cats. Don't poison your cats
on Valentin's Day. I'll be very sad. I'd be very
very sad. And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
What did the light bulbs say to the other on
Valentine's Day? You light me up? I love you, Watson Watts?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh, what do farmers give on Valentine's Day but lots
of hogs and kisses? Why did the banana go out
with the prune on Valentine's Day? Because it could find
a date. Why do melons have weddings? Why because they cantelope?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's funny. What did the stamp say to the envelope? What,
I'm stuck on you? What did the pickle say to
its Valentine? You mean a great deal to me.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh what do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
But nuts? Forget me? Nuts? Nuts? What did the calculators
say to its crush? But I love you, you can
count on me.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Why did the magnet break up with the refrigerator Why
it felt like there was no attraction? And speaking of
Valentine's Day, So I just would tell you this really quick.
I have a no spray addiction. I can admit that
I probably go through one bottle a week. Maybe it's
a lot, it's a lot. If I travel, I take
four or five bottles with me just in case I
lose one or one break, so I'm always careful. Yesterday,

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a sleep doctor messaged me and said that it turns
out that they looks like no spray is on the
way to curing uh sleep apnea somehow, And I was
just that's so I didn't need to ask anything. So
I went to this web site and you know I
get this no spray that I get. I bought eighty
four bottles.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Of nose price flag your cards because eighty four bottles
of no I don't know, like you know how those are.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
There's preppers out there right that they think the world
is ennything and they stock up on food and supplies,
like we have to find a different name for Johnny.
You're prepping for something, like why do you need that
many nose sprays?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
And you know what's weird is I mean, I think
we're around you a lot, and I don't see you
do the no spray. I try to do it once
or twice a day, once in the morning. Sometimes I
get extra congestiont in here and I'll do it like twice.
But wait, So to be honest about eighty four no sprays,
I think about eighty four, and then I bought another
twenty four. I have to look at there's hand them
and handing them out as prices.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's ridiculous. That's what you should put out. Someday. I
hope to smell you I'm congested. Maybe we can boogie
together one day