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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Common stock. John jam Rich Kyle's got three things we
need to know. This is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Starting now at participating Starbucks locations, marisas are going to
ask you if you want your food and beverages to
go or for here, if you want to enjoy in store.
If you choose that, you'll get your drink in a
ceramic glass or mug or a clean personal cup that
you bring from home, and the option to refill some
(00:25):
of the drinks free of charge. Another welcome update is
the return of the condiment bars. They're going to be
fully stocked with creamers, milk, sweeteners. You can customize your
drink to perfection. Starbucks is like, we just want to be,
you know, hospitable. We want you to want to stay
for a while.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love that. I love it when you can kind
of go into a coffee shop and just feel the vibe,
the am beyance of everyone else working in hustling around you.
I think that's a really smart move for Starbucks, because
there's a lot of those boutique coffee shops popping up
that're already on it.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
But I wonder if that like bit them in the
butt when they said you can't use their bathrooms anymore
on the sure customer.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Like because it's like that maybe not though I don't
think this. I don't feel like this has anything to
do with that.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Well, the thing is before you could just go use
the bathroom right now, and it was like you're trying
to the vibe which move you out, like don't come
in there. Now they're making it so like you can
hang out and you can, you know, make it comfortable there.
I just feel it's a little I feel there's a
little backlash in my opinion, all do I know.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Maybe either way, I think it's a it's a pretty
cool thing they're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
This this is wild.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Apparently Google Maps will change the name of the Gulf
of Mexico to Gulf of America once it's updated in
the US Geographic Name system.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This was like a joke, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
After President Trump ordered the name changes, Google was like, listen,
we have a long standing practice of applying name changes
when they have been updated in official government sources. However,
when users from outside of the United States see the locations,
they'll actually see both names Gulf of America Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I mean, I can see how that could be confusing.
If you've learned that it's the Gulf of Mexico, your
whole if I can understand why.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's happened before they changed you Knowestaa Peak wasn't called
that before. I remember when they changed that name about
twenty years ago. It was very difficult to it takes time.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm sure there's still going to be people that
just call it the Gulf.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Of max Press. Not like we talked about the Gulf
of Mexico a lot anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, and this we only talk about usually once a year. Payton.
We were talking about this off air yesterday when they
made the announcement. So this Sunday is actually a Groundhog's Day,
and usually on Groundhog's Day we look to punk Satani
Phil the groundhog. If it comes out seas its shadow
or not, we know whether or not there's six more
(02:38):
weeks of winter or if it's going to be an
early spring. So Peta is saying, listen, we need to
just retire punk Satani Phil. We don't need to be
using actual groundhogs for this. Instead, they are proposing a
weather reveal cake similar to a gender reveal cake. The
weather reveal cake would be cut into if you saw
(03:00):
blue inside, that would mean six more weeks of winter.
If pink was inside, that would indicate an early spring.
They're like, this would probably be as accurate as punks
a Tony Phil.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Has been over the years. Anyways, why not? It's not
hard for all though.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Like I didn't think they ever put feel like a
danger precision.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He should just be free, is what Pete is saying.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
But what they don't get is the reason they do
this is because the groundhog has information.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's the thing. The groundhog knows.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Like with the cake, you're just taking a fifty to
fifty chance, that's true. The groundhog is supposed to know.
Oh my gosh, six more weeks of winter? Oh what
does he know?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You know what I mean? Like that?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Either way, if Peter gets their way this Sunday, we
will see a weather reveal cake. If they don't, we
will see punks at Tony Phil predicting six more weeks
of winter or an early spring. And that's three things
you need to know.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Let's get to Peyton's predictions.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
What's the vibe today, Peyton, I'm gonna tell you your zodiac
sign as a nineties.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Trends seven nine three seven one O four seven, Thomas,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What you're signing? Good morning? I'm an aries.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, So for aries, the nineties trend for you is
that flame patterned shirt. It is giving main character vibes. Aris.
You are the flame shirt. You're chaotic, you're loud, and
you're one hundred percent upologetic, and you're the person yelling
at the party. Watch this before doing something borderline illegal,
so iconic or cringe, it really doesn't matter because you're
too busy thriving in your own heat.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I'm sorry, y'all, have a good day, Thomas, Ashley, Hi,
what's your signed piscey?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Just like rich Okay, my pisces. You guys are giving
lava lamp vibes. Pisces are the literal lava lamps of
the zodiac, flowy and mesmerizing and living in your dreamy world.
And you're all about the aesthetic. But if you get
their feelings hurt, they're not gonna vibe or you're not
going to vibe with their soft glow. And also, I
don't shake their lamp because you guys will literally spiral.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, unfortunately true.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Totally true.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Thanks Ashley, speed A LoVa lamps. My son Jake has
a lava lamp in his room, in his dorm roomor's apartment.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And when I was a kid, I.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Always wanted one, but they were expensive and we couldn't
afford it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But then you say painting, you went through some lava
lamp thing.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, I ended up on lava lamp TikTok, and I
want a lava lamp so bad. It's like a bunch
of these girls getting lava lamps from Goodwill and they
like refurbish them and make them all beautiful and gorgeous,
and I just want one.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You mean they U what is the lava?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I think it's like, I don't know what it is,
but you have to put in some solution that makes
the lava float. Oh, I learned all about it. I
couldn't tell you, though, Glori.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hi, what's your sign, Laurie?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I like you?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes? Literally? Okay, So Virgos, you guys are giving that
clear plastic backpack vibe. You guys are the clear plastic
backpack of the nineties. Practical and organized, but they really
don't want any one near them. But low Key needs
everyone to see how put together you are, so catch
them overthinking their escape plan at a party or silently
judging your chaos from a distance. Socializing absolutely not. But
(06:11):
prepared for any situation always.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Sounds kind of true. Sounds not true for me. No,
that must be the girl virgo versus the guy virgo.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Maybe except for the socializing thing.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I don't know about that. Like socializing you don't like that?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh no, that part. Yeah, I'm going with a clear backpack.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't want just like videos about stick.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Chepstick all morning.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I could stop doing that all day yesterday because Whataburger
for some reason brought a chepstick and I was like, oh,
I tried the chapstick and it tasted delicious. By the way,
I don't know if it tastes like hamburger, but it
tastes like something my head.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, you can see it on my Instagram. John J.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Vans, Thanks Lorie, thanks for calling in. What a burger chepstick?
What a burger chipstick? What a burger chip? It sounds
like one of those exercises that vocal people do to
loosen up their lips. What a burger chipstick? Because it
touches your moves, your mouth and every way. What a
burger chip? Just like Larry went to Applebee's. Applebee's. What
a burger chipstick? What a burger chipstick? What do you
(07:17):
have for Libra?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, libras. You guys are giving Lipsmackers, lip gloss, energy, sweet,
flirty and always cute. You are the friend with that
mint choco gloss who says, no, you can't borrow it.
It's my faith. But they're also going to go to
the store and buy you one because they love you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Lipsmackers were like my Jim, except it was a pink
lemonade flavor and I couldn't live without it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I loved it. The watermelon was the one for me.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
This actually makes me want to go buy side, like
right now.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I always loved the soda flavors with like the Cochle
and the sprites.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Anyway, solid solid choice, Paine.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Thank you all right.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
If we can get to your signed there, I'll post
it on our website, John Jay and Rich dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
A couple of text messages.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
If you choose a tax she text you JJL or
whatever you want to say to ninety six nine three.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Here is it. Remember I was talking about the Long
Beach Airport. Yeah, you said it was the coolest airport. Yeah,
and I thought it was great.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And I got a DM from somebody saying, stop talking
about the Long Beach Airport.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's our secret. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
And then now this text three to six ozer number
says the Long Beach Airport is not cool. They let
me on the plane and through security with a full
bottle of gatorade. I wasn't even flagged, but I'd be like, oh,
that's pretty cool he let me through. John Jay and Rich,
I petitioned for you guys to try Hot one sauces
on the air.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Please, they have their own sauce the TV show.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I mean that would be smart of them to totally.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
John Jay and Rich, have you guys seen Shrinking yet?
That show is comedic gold. Yeah, it's on Apple TV.
We've seen it. In fact, I got a oh here
this is this one, John J.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Rich.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
My name is Heather. I have the best show you
will ever watch. Have you guys watched Shrinking on Apple TV?
Sake later?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It is a good show.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It is.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Sometimes I think we're too ahead of ourselves the TV shows,
because like we watched it when it first came out, right,
in fact, season two is already over.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We've already finished it.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You're just too on top of it.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I think when it comes to TV, we are just
like we are with music. We're getting new music.
Common stock. John jam Rich Kyle's got three things we
need to know. This is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Starting now at participating Starbucks locations, marisas are going to
ask you if you want your food and beverages to
go or for here, if you want to enjoy in store.
If you choose that, you'll get your drink in a
ceramic glass or mug or a clean personal cup that
you bring from home, and the option to refill some
(00:25):
of the drinks free of charge. Another welcome update is
the return of the condiment bars. They're going to be
fully stocked with creamers, milk, sweeteners. You can customize your
drink to perfection. Starbucks is like, we just want to be,
you know, hospitable. We want you to want to stay
for a while.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love that. I love it when you can kind
of go into a coffee shop and just feel the vibe,
the am beyance of everyone else working in hustling around you.
I think that's a really smart move for Starbucks, because
there's a lot of those boutique coffee shops popping up
that're already on it.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
But I wonder if that like bit them in the
butt when they said you can't use their bathrooms anymore
on the sure customer.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Like because it's like that maybe not though I don't
think this. I don't feel like this has anything to
do with that.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Well, the thing is before you could just go use
the bathroom right now, and it was like you're trying
to the vibe which move you out, like don't come
in there. Now they're making it so like you can
hang out and you can, you know, make it comfortable there.
I just feel it's a little I feel there's a
little backlash in my opinion, all do I know.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Maybe either way, I think it's a it's a pretty
cool thing they're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
This this is wild.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Apparently Google Maps will change the name of the Gulf
of Mexico to Gulf of America once it's updated in
the US Geographic Name system.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This was like a joke, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
After President Trump ordered the name changes, Google was like, listen,
we have a long standing practice of applying name changes
when they have been updated in official government sources. However,
when users from outside of the United States see the locations,
they'll actually see both names Gulf of America Gulf of Mexico.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I mean, I can see how that could be confusing.
If you've learned that it's the Gulf of Mexico, your
whole if I can understand why.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's happened before they changed you Knowestaa Peak wasn't called
that before. I remember when they changed that name about
twenty years ago. It was very difficult to it takes time.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm sure there's still going to be people that
just call it the Gulf.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Of max Press. Not like we talked about the Gulf
of Mexico a lot anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, and this we only talk about usually once a year. Payton.
We were talking about this off air yesterday when they
made the announcement. So this Sunday is actually a Groundhog's Day,
and usually on Groundhog's Day we look to punk Satani
Phil the groundhog. If it comes out seas its shadow
or not, we know whether or not there's six more
(02:38):
weeks of winter or if it's going to be an
early spring. So Peta is saying, listen, we need to
just retire punk Satani Phil. We don't need to be
using actual groundhogs for this. Instead, they are proposing a
weather reveal cake similar to a gender reveal cake. The
weather reveal cake would be cut into if you saw
(03:00):
blue inside, that would mean six more weeks of winter.
If pink was inside, that would indicate an early spring.
They're like, this would probably be as accurate as punks
a Tony Phil.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Has been over the years. Anyways, why not? It's not
hard for all though.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Like I didn't think they ever put feel like a
danger precision.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He should just be free, is what Pete is saying.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
But what they don't get is the reason they do
this is because the groundhog has information.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's the thing. The groundhog knows.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Like with the cake, you're just taking a fifty to
fifty chance, that's true. The groundhog is supposed to know.
Oh my gosh, six more weeks of winter? Oh what
does he know?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You know what I mean? Like that?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Either way, if Peter gets their way this Sunday, we
will see a weather reveal cake. If they don't, we
will see punks at Tony Phil predicting six more weeks
of winter or an early spring. And that's three things
you need to know.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Let's get to Peyton's predictions.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
What's the vibe today, Peyton, I'm gonna tell you your zodiac
sign as a nineties.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Trends seven nine three seven one O four seven, Thomas,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What you're signing? Good morning? I'm an aries.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, So for aries, the nineties trend for you is
that flame patterned shirt. It is giving main character vibes. Aris.
You are the flame shirt. You're chaotic, you're loud, and
you're one hundred percent upologetic, and you're the person yelling
at the party. Watch this before doing something borderline illegal,
so iconic or cringe, it really doesn't matter because you're
too busy thriving in your own heat.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I'm sorry, y'all, have a good day, Thomas, Ashley, Hi,
what's your signed piscey?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Just like rich Okay, my pisces. You guys are giving
lava lamp vibes. Pisces are the literal lava lamps of
the zodiac, flowy and mesmerizing and living in your dreamy world.
And you're all about the aesthetic. But if you get
their feelings hurt, they're not gonna vibe or you're not
going to vibe with their soft glow. And also, I
don't shake their lamp because you guys will literally spiral.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, unfortunately true.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Totally true.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Thanks Ashley, speed A LoVa lamps. My son Jake has
a lava lamp in his room, in his dorm roomor's apartment.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And when I was a kid, I.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Always wanted one, but they were expensive and we couldn't
afford it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But then you say painting, you went through some lava
lamp thing.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, I ended up on lava lamp TikTok, and I
want a lava lamp so bad. It's like a bunch
of these girls getting lava lamps from Goodwill and they
like refurbish them and make them all beautiful and gorgeous,
and I just want one.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You mean they U what is the lava?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I think it's like, I don't know what it is,
but you have to put in some solution that makes
the lava float. Oh, I learned all about it. I
couldn't tell you, though, Glori.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hi, what's your sign, Laurie?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I like you?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes? Literally? Okay, So Virgos, you guys are giving that
clear plastic backpack vibe. You guys are the clear plastic
backpack of the nineties. Practical and organized, but they really
don't want any one near them. But low Key needs
everyone to see how put together you are, so catch
them overthinking their escape plan at a party or silently
judging your chaos from a distance. Socializing absolutely not. But
(06:11):
prepared for any situation always.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Sounds kind of true. Sounds not true for me. No,
that must be the girl virgo versus the guy virgo.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Maybe except for the socializing thing.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I don't know about that. Like socializing you don't like that?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh no, that part. Yeah, I'm going with a clear backpack.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't want just like videos about stick.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Chepstick all morning.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I could stop doing that all day yesterday because Whataburger
for some reason brought a chepstick and I was like, oh,
I tried the chapstick and it tasted delicious. By the way,
I don't know if it tastes like hamburger, but it
tastes like something my head.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, you can see it on my Instagram. John J.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Vans, Thanks Lorie, thanks for calling in. What a burger chepstick?
What a burger chipstick? What a burger chip? It sounds
like one of those exercises that vocal people do to
loosen up their lips. What a burger chipstick? Because it
touches your moves, your mouth and every way. What a
burger chip? Just like Larry went to Applebee's. Applebee's. What
a burger chipstick? What a burger chipstick? What do you
(07:17):
have for Libra?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, libras. You guys are giving Lipsmackers, lip gloss, energy, sweet,
flirty and always cute. You are the friend with that
mint choco gloss who says, no, you can't borrow it.
It's my faith. But they're also going to go to
the store and buy you one because they love you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Lipsmackers were like my Jim, except it was a pink
lemonade flavor and I couldn't live without it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I loved it. The watermelon was the one for me.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
This actually makes me want to go buy side, like
right now.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I always loved the soda flavors with like the Cochle
and the sprites.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Anyway, solid solid choice, Paine.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Thank you all right.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
If we can get to your signed there, I'll post
it on our website, John Jay and Rich dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
A couple of text messages.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
If you choose a tax she text you JJL or
whatever you want to say to ninety six nine three.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Here is it. Remember I was talking about the Long
Beach Airport. Yeah, you said it was the coolest airport. Yeah,
and I thought it was great.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And I got a DM from somebody saying, stop talking
about the Long Beach Airport.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's our secret. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
And then now this text three to six ozer number
says the Long Beach Airport is not cool. They let
me on the plane and through security with a full
bottle of gatorade. I wasn't even flagged, but I'd be like, oh,
that's pretty cool he let me through. John Jay and Rich,
I petitioned for you guys to try Hot one sauces
on the air.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Please, they have their own sauce the TV show.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I mean that would be smart of them to totally.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
John Jay and Rich, have you guys seen Shrinking yet?
That show is comedic gold. Yeah, it's on Apple TV.
We've seen it. In fact, I got a oh here
this is this one, John J.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Rich.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
My name is Heather. I have the best show you
will ever watch. Have you guys watched Shrinking on Apple TV?
Sake later?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It is a good show.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It is.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Sometimes I think we're too ahead of ourselves the TV shows,
because like we watched it when it first came out, right,
in fact, season two is already over.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We've already finished it.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You're just too on top of it.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I think when it comes to TV, we are just
like we are with music. We're getting new music.
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