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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kyle's husband. We know him as Fish. He's a voice talent,
right voice talent. He does all the like he does
a lot of You've heard his voice for concerts, for
TV shows, for everything. We got a text John, Jay
and Rich big question for Kyle is Fish the one
who says previously on land Man or did AI steal
(00:20):
his voice?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Because it's totally him? Is it?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I want to hear it first.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We have it previously on land Man. Nope, that's not
my husband.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This is your he's good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Naked Harley digs all that.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Boy, I could hear now the Landman guys sounds like him,
see sure, because we know him so well though, he.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Could tell it's not man. But that's so cool. That'd
be so that'd be so cool if that was his job,
especially previously.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
He needs to get more into that stuff because I
think like he would be so good at it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Then you'd get all the advanced copies of all the show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That'd be amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Hey hey, haam, that's what I call my husband. Could
you maybe do the next Dexter original sin.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So I can get a preview of it?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And we should have him do previously on jud Jay
and Rich.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I think that's what you should ask him for, is
an update, like when you were gone, what happened here
at the house previously here at the house came by
and they.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So Trader Joe's apparently is selling fertilized chicken eggs. Family
purchased fertilized chicken eggs from Trader Joe's, bought them home,
incubated them. Twenty four days later they had eight little chickens.
They boasted it and were like, no egg shortage here,
And apparently I haven't. I haven't seen this, but now
that I've seen the news story, I want to go
(01:46):
to Trader Joe's just to see if they do. And
I'm like, so is the purpose just so people can incubate.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Them and whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
No, they're just regular eggs. They tell them you can
eat them. They're just normal. The only way they would
turn into actual chickens would be if you spent the
time to actually incubate them at the perfect temperature in
the perfect environment.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Jeez, I'd be scared, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
But apparently there's nothing different if you if you had
scrambled eggs, you would never know if it was a
fertilized egg or a regular legad I know feel bad,
I know.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
So just know that that's out there. I know there is
a whole issue with eggs. Right now, Apple, you guys,
they teas the newest member of the family is coming.
Apple experts think the announcement could be a new air
tag location device or an upgraded iPhone se Either way,
we'll find out Next Wednesday, the nineteenth is one they're
going to make the official announcement. Party pods are now
(02:37):
a thing, and a party pod, apparently, is an ultra
luxury UFO submarine that dives six hundred and fifty feet
under the ocean, gives you a three hundred and sixty
degree view around you of said ocean. You bring eight
guests on, and you have a party underwater.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
What could go wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I feel like we've seen that movie.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, I'm kind of done with the ocean right now.
What do you mean.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I saw this picture of this rare fish that was
some devilfish.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, and I'm like, what the hell? It looks like
every monster in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And I'm like, if that's floating around there, I don't
need to bump into that.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'm terrified of the ocean.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I just think there's too many things in there we
don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Plus homemade submarines, homemade planes. No, you stick with the
name brands.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Well, these ones aren't homemade.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Rich.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
This is the Triton six sixty slash nine AVA. Oh come,
it's equipped with surround sound, mood lighting, climate control. I mean,
like I said, it's ultra luxury.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
But oh, you didn't tell me we're gonna have good
music out there exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
There you go, So party pods, try it if you,
if you dare. And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Heyd, what's the vibe for horsecopes on this Valentine's Day?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Well, I'm gonna tell you how your Valentine's Day is
gonna go based on your zodiac sign. And if you're
single or if you're taken, Jen, good morning?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What's your sign?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Jen?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Are you single or are you taking? Well? Taken?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
You refuse to do anything traditional? So your partner is
currently eating heart shaped tofu at some underground jazz cafe
that you probably discovered.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's your plans for the day. Okay, So I know cute,
little quirky right, perfect for my aquarius?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
All right, Jen?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Drive to say thanks for listening. Thank you, Motley, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What's your signed? It's all right, Motley?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Single?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Or are you taking happily taken?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Happily taken?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Okay, Capricorns that are in a relationship for Valentine's Day,
you got your partner exactly what they said they wanted.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No more, no less.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Romance is cute, but to you, Coppricorns, efficiency is even better.
You are never stepping outside of those lanes.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's always good.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm guessing your parents are big fans of eighties rock.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yes, sir Ah brother, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Thank you all up, Stephanie. Happy Valentine's Day. Hey, Stephanie,
what's your sign? Sagittarius?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
All right, steph are you single? Are you taking? I
am single? Yes? Okay, Sagittarius single.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
You're thriving zero emotional commitment in all of the fun
and if you do go on a date tonight, you're
probably gonna be planning your escape by dessert, so be
ready for that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Okay, Thanks Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Michelle, Hi, what's your sign?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, Michelle? Are you single? Are you taking single? Okay? Taurus?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
If you are single, Valentine's Day is just another excuse
to treat yourself to some luxury. So go ahead and
spend the night wrapped up in a weighted blanket, eating
Overbrice chocolates and pretending that you're probably not scrolling through
your ex's Instagram account.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
All right, I shall do that. By Michelle the Gemini.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Good morning, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
How you doing today?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Happy Valentine's Day? Everybody Valentine's Day? All right, Shane, do
you got a man? Or are you single? All right?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
So, Geminis that are single on Valentine's Day, you're probably
texting three different people at once, and that's okay. You
just want to see who bites, because commitment on a
day like this from our geminis is highly unlikely.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Absolutely, I thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Have a good one, Have a good one.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
How about for you for Leo's Peyton, Yeah, for Leo's, well,
I am happily taken. So for us, Leo's if you
were taken on Valentine's Day, our partner better posts us
or it's gonna be a problem. We need that public
acknowledgment that we are adored, and at bare minimum, we
need a heartfelt Instagram caption.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is your boyfriend going to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Probably not.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Rich rich for Pisces, Richie, you are married a little
over a year or almost two years ago, right next month?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay, Pisces.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
If you're taken, you probably wrote your partner a poem,
made them a playlist and got teary eyed just looking
at them, and you've got this day plan since last
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah, I did make her a playlist and I did
write her a little letter to.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So I was on it, like you can listen on
your way to work, Anette, good morning. What's your signia?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, Annette? Are you single or are you taken?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Sino?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right, Scorpios.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
If you're single, you are in full mystery mode this
Valentine's Day Instagram. You are posting cryptic stories like some
things are better left unsaid, while secretly hoping that your
ex are someone that you like.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Sees it.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
We're back to subtrading and subposts for Libra. Yeah, Kyle,
my Libra, Kyle is taken, She's married, taken, Libra's this
Valentine's Day. You said you didn't care what you did
for Valentine's Day, But some some way, you're not at
everything that your partner playing for you.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Hmmm, I disagree already.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I woke up to some little roses and a nice
card by my sink, and I thought that was so sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm not mad about it at all. I love well.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They were a cute little road.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
There was like a cute little thing, adorable.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Sweet.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
We to get your sign there. I'll post it on
our website, John Jay and Rich dot com
Kyle's husband. We know him as Fish. He's a voice talent,
right voice talent. He does all the like he does
a lot of You've heard his voice for concerts, for
TV shows, for everything. We got a text John, Jay
and Rich big question for Kyle is Fish the one
who says previously on land Man or did AI steal
(00:20):
his voice?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Because it's totally him? Is it?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I want to hear it first.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We have it previously on land Man. Nope, that's not
my husband.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This is your he's good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Naked Harley digs all that.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Boy, I could hear now the Landman guys sounds like him,
see sure, because we know him so well though, he.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Could tell it's not man. But that's so cool. That'd
be so that'd be so cool if that was his job,
especially previously.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
He needs to get more into that stuff because I
think like he would be so good at it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Then you'd get all the advanced copies of all the show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That'd be amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Hey hey, haam, that's what I call my husband. Could
you maybe do the next Dexter original sin.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So I can get a preview of it?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And we should have him do previously on jud Jay
and Rich.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I think that's what you should ask him for, is
an update, like when you were gone, what happened here
at the house previously here at the house came by
and they.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So Trader Joe's apparently is selling fertilized chicken eggs. Family
purchased fertilized chicken eggs from Trader Joe's, bought them home,
incubated them. Twenty four days later they had eight little chickens.
They boasted it and were like, no egg shortage here,
And apparently I haven't. I haven't seen this, but now
that I've seen the news story, I want to go
(01:46):
to Trader Joe's just to see if they do. And
I'm like, so is the purpose just so people can incubate.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Them and whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
No, they're just regular eggs. They tell them you can
eat them. They're just normal. The only way they would
turn into actual chickens would be if you spent the
time to actually incubate them at the perfect temperature in
the perfect environment.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Jeez, I'd be scared, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
But apparently there's nothing different if you if you had
scrambled eggs, you would never know if it was a
fertilized egg or a regular legad I know feel bad,
I know.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
So just know that that's out there. I know there is
a whole issue with eggs. Right now, Apple, you guys,
they teas the newest member of the family is coming.
Apple experts think the announcement could be a new air
tag location device or an upgraded iPhone se Either way,
we'll find out Next Wednesday, the nineteenth is one they're
going to make the official announcement. Party pods are now
(02:37):
a thing, and a party pod, apparently, is an ultra
luxury UFO submarine that dives six hundred and fifty feet
under the ocean, gives you a three hundred and sixty
degree view around you of said ocean. You bring eight
guests on, and you have a party underwater.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
What could go wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I feel like we've seen that movie.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, I'm kind of done with the ocean right now.
What do you mean.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I saw this picture of this rare fish that was
some devilfish.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, and I'm like, what the hell? It looks like
every monster in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And I'm like, if that's floating around there, I don't
need to bump into that.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'm terrified of the ocean.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I just think there's too many things in there we
don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Plus homemade submarines, homemade planes. No, you stick with the
name brands.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Well, these ones aren't homemade.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Rich.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
This is the Triton six sixty slash nine AVA. Oh come,
it's equipped with surround sound, mood lighting, climate control. I mean,
like I said, it's ultra luxury.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
But oh, you didn't tell me we're gonna have good
music out there exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
There you go, So party pods, try it if you,
if you dare. And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Heyd, what's the vibe for horsecopes on this Valentine's Day?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Well, I'm gonna tell you how your Valentine's Day is
gonna go based on your zodiac sign. And if you're
single or if you're taken, Jen, good morning?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What's your sign?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Jen?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Are you single or are you taking? Well? Taken?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
You refuse to do anything traditional? So your partner is
currently eating heart shaped tofu at some underground jazz cafe
that you probably discovered.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's your plans for the day. Okay, So I know cute,
little quirky right, perfect for my aquarius?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
All right, Jen?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Drive to say thanks for listening. Thank you, Motley, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What's your signed? It's all right, Motley?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Single?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Or are you taking happily taken?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Happily taken?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Okay, Capricorns that are in a relationship for Valentine's Day,
you got your partner exactly what they said they wanted.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No more, no less.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Romance is cute, but to you, Coppricorns, efficiency is even better.
You are never stepping outside of those lanes.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's always good.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm guessing your parents are big fans of eighties rock.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yes, sir Ah brother, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Thank you all up, Stephanie. Happy Valentine's Day. Hey, Stephanie,
what's your sign? Sagittarius?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
All right, steph are you single? Are you taking? I
am single? Yes? Okay, Sagittarius single.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
You're thriving zero emotional commitment in all of the fun
and if you do go on a date tonight, you're
probably gonna be planning your escape by dessert, so be
ready for that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Okay, Thanks Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Michelle, Hi, what's your sign?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, Michelle? Are you single? Are you taking single? Okay? Taurus?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
If you are single, Valentine's Day is just another excuse
to treat yourself to some luxury. So go ahead and
spend the night wrapped up in a weighted blanket, eating
Overbrice chocolates and pretending that you're probably not scrolling through
your ex's Instagram account.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
All right, I shall do that. By Michelle the Gemini.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Good morning, Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
How you doing today?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Happy Valentine's Day? Everybody Valentine's Day? All right, Shane, do
you got a man? Or are you single? All right?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
So, Geminis that are single on Valentine's Day, you're probably
texting three different people at once, and that's okay. You
just want to see who bites, because commitment on a
day like this from our geminis is highly unlikely.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Absolutely, I thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Have a good one, Have a good one.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
How about for you for Leo's Peyton, Yeah, for Leo's, well,
I am happily taken. So for us, Leo's if you
were taken on Valentine's Day, our partner better posts us
or it's gonna be a problem. We need that public
acknowledgment that we are adored, and at bare minimum, we
need a heartfelt Instagram caption.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is your boyfriend going to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Probably not.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Rich rich for Pisces, Richie, you are married a little
over a year or almost two years ago, right next month?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay, Pisces.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
If you're taken, you probably wrote your partner a poem,
made them a playlist and got teary eyed just looking
at them, and you've got this day plan since last
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah, I did make her a playlist and I did
write her a little letter to.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So I was on it, like you can listen on
your way to work, Anette, good morning. What's your signia?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, Annette? Are you single or are you taken?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Sino?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right, Scorpios.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
If you're single, you are in full mystery mode this
Valentine's Day Instagram. You are posting cryptic stories like some
things are better left unsaid, while secretly hoping that your
ex are someone that you like.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Sees it.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
We're back to subtrading and subposts for Libra. Yeah, Kyle,
my Libra, Kyle is taken, She's married, taken, Libra's this
Valentine's Day. You said you didn't care what you did
for Valentine's Day, But some some way, you're not at
everything that your partner playing for you.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Hmmm, I disagree already.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I woke up to some little roses and a nice
card by my sink, and I thought that was so sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm not mad about it at all. I love well.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
They were a cute little road.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
There was like a cute little thing, adorable.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Sweet.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
We to get your sign there. I'll post it on
our website, John Jay and Rich dot com
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