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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hello, good morning George, and Rich can help you.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, I was calling to answer the question about souvenirs
from surgery.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, what do you have?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, it's not even my best friend and her husband
he had his vasectomy and he kept his vast stefen.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
He kept his what vast it's French. I didn't know
they took him out. I thought they just like, you know,
closed him off.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Now and take a little piece out.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh wow, so he keeps it where well.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
They put it in a little jar and then he
put it in a freezer and he's going to bury
it under their tree, and she's going to put her
part of her placenta, and they're going to call it
their fertillatry.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Careful, what makes you cute? You don't the bertillogy?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, that's adorable. Yeah, if they want to have a
baby again, can you put it back in?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't think so. I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And Rich, you knew what you're talking about. It's vast different.
It's like it sounds like vast difference. But you said
vast difference, So I think how you say it. I
think I can't believe you said that. I think that's
what it's how.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You say, it's like, definitely it's your body part, right, Yeah,
well it is, but it sounds French.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't think it's different.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think this is.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well totally you know what, you know what, it's connected
to the BP and that is definitely French PP.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I think they do. I think this is your riches
riches like a weird can you can you spot the
vast difference?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm going to call my friend who's a doctor, who
is a vasectomy doctor, and I'm gonna ask him what
it's called. Okay, hold on, what's.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Your name, by the way, man, my name is Jordan.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, Jordan, hold on, let's let's let's so then I
just hit this number nine one. Is she going to
say vass difference, no, voss difference or vast difference difference?
I think it's vast different what she said. I think
she said it right, right. But so you've heard it before, yeah, okay,
(02:28):
I've never heard it before.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I thought you were saying you've never heard of fatilla.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Try.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I never heard of that either, But I never she
was like, he had his definitely made up, she had
his vast difference removed and I was like, what, Like,
I've never heard of that part of the male body before,
so I felt like I would know.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I should know that you probably should.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I should should also ask that doctor if they actually
remove part of it, because I think they just cut
it off.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Doctor Sheldon Marx, can I help you? Yes, this is
John J. Vanes from the John Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
John J. I know you. Hey.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So we're on the air talking about some stuff and
we have Jordan on the line, and she was telling
us how her sister's husband got a esectomy and was
able to kip, was able to keep the vast difference.
Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well, you don't keep you actually keep pieces of it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
She kept it in the jar. But I was curious
to how you say that.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Word vas v as? What about the other part off
your vass?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What about the second part? What's the second part.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Or the other one? Is good? As she was able
to keep a piece of vass.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But is it is it vast difference or vast differences different?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Okay, that French stuff does sound nice. It makes it
sound very earthy, but it's vast different.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
But if somebody said we're gonna clip the vasty Follens.
You know what they were saying. You would just be like,
they're just Nancy.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I would know what they're saying. I think they're from France,
or they're full of it.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Do you do you cut it and keep it or
don't you just kind of fuse stuff together?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Well? Yeah, most people cut out about a centimeter or
two and then cauterize the ends. Some use clips, some
use ties, Some throw it away the little segment they
cut out. Some put them in jars. Some of them
send them to pathologists to say, yes, we actually cut
out the right pieces.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wow, okay.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
So giving it to the patient is interesting. Is it
in salt water or like from elder.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're gonna he froze it and they're gonna bury it
under a tree with the placenta and have a fertilla tree.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Oh I love that right right? We usually we usually
just sell ours to the Japanese restaurant for the special divent.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Alright, alright, all right, doctor Mark, love you so much.
Talk to you soon, brother, love you too. So there
you go, Jordan, there you go. Should should ask if
it was Lacroix or Lacroix, but jo d Rich, Yeah,
(05:13):
John Jane Rich your surgery souvenir. It's a big one. Hi, Jane, Hi,
what's your surgery souvenir?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
So it's not my.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Own surgery souvenir, but we have a trophy case at work.
I work in urology and we had a patient that
came in with a butt plug that he had put
in his urethraat and he had to be rushed to
the hospital because he was in urinary retention.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
And you kept said plug, Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's in our trophy case at work.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yes, I mean that was probably very painful to put in,
very probably terrible to get out too, going the other
way at all.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You know, it's weird, Jane, Jane. We've worked here for
so long and Rich has never told us that story.
That's so crazy.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Rich.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Do you ever need patients to come in and check
out your trophy case?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It's actually right there. When patients walk in, oh my god,
this warning, they're like, what are all these things? And
it's always awkward to say, well, we have this patient
come in and had this in his urethra or another
girl a boyfriend to ellipstick and this girl furi prass,
so they had to go in and get it out
in surgery too, so that's in our start.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I didn't know guys and girls both had eurethras. I
thought it was different.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How do you think we used the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I don't know, because we lived one thing over the
last few days. With these things, it's like we just
need a little like refreshing anatomy.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
We do, we go as.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Thank you, Jane. It's a great surgery souvenir story. Thank you.