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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mary Lindsay, thanks for holding, good morning, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
So my sister got married last weekend, and for some reason,
I think it's kind of insane she invited me without
a plus one apparently he I'm that sister, the one
who is professionally single and never gets a less one invite. Anyway,
so she's been on me like NonStop about getting on
dating apps and I'm I'm like talking obsessed. She's telling me, oh,
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it's super easy and that you know I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Miss out on love just because I'm too stubborn to
try it, which is kind.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Of annoying honestly, Like, yeah, thank you for the love advice.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I really don't want to scroll through a bunch of
profiles pretending to care about some guy's favorite pizza topping
or whatever. So anyway, draft forward to the wedding. I'm
walking in fully.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Planned to step her road, fell up, I have my
glass of wine. Turns out my sister actually set me up, but.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Not with just some random guy in a napp Oh
no no, Instead, she recruited my ex.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And this is the X I haven't spoken to in
two years because.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well it's too much.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'll just say we had like a very dramatic breakup.
So I was halfway drunk and I just told of, Okay,
you know what, let's just have a good night.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
This is about my sister, okay, And so my ex
and I are having the most awkward but also hilarious time.
We were like just pretending like we didn't just avoid
ye contact for years.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But here's the crazy part. We ended up laughing so
much that by the end of the night we're actually
having an actual honest conversation. And it turns out maybe
the timing was off back then, But it's kind.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Of wild how things can come full circle when you
used to expect them to. Honestly, Anyway, we got back
together and we're talking about eloping and getting married next year.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
WHOA, So your sister is right, she saved the day.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
She's got to be here.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You may have honor right, Yeah, she called it.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It's almost like a Netflix slash Hallmark Romantic.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
In fact, that was the movie right where the ex
is back in Really happened our Little Secret with Lindsay Lohan,
Like the X shows up because he's dating like somebody
else in the family, like another step or something, and
then they you know, they go off to go pick
a Christmas tree together and rekindle the romance. No way,
and they hate each other because he flamed out on
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her back in the day when they were dating. Wow,
and she moved away and now it's back on. This
is just your story. You were Lindsay Lohan.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You should sell your story to Hallmark. How does it
end with Lindsay Lohan?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Well, I mean it is a Christmas rom com, so
I mean there's a happily ever after.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh, so that's good for Lindsay. Yeah, Lindsay Lohan and
our Lindsay that we're talking to right now, I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
We have Lindsay on the phone in Your Life Netflix Christmas.
What's your boyfriend's name, Lindsay Thomas. What's the guy's name
on the show? Anyone knows?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I forgot? Oh, come on, Parry, you know everything. What's
it called thirty Little Secret?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
No, it's called Our Little Secret. It's on Netflix. I
think it's number one or number two. It's pretty big,
Our Little Secret. I forgot what his name is.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Wouldn't that be trippy? If his name was Tolminus, I'd
be insane.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Two residentul exes must awkwardly spend Christmas together after learning
their new partners or siblings.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's I mean, it's kind of similar that the exes
have to be together.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, and then they get forced together and then they
rekindle the romance.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
That's wild though, So lindsay, what did what did Thomas
say when he gets to the wedding, He's like surprise
or like was he totally game because he wanted to
get back together.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He was part of it. My sister had reached out
and I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Actually know exactly what she said, something along the lines of,
you guys were great to go other do you want
to come to my wedding and just like hang out
with my sister?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, he was part of it. He was on it.
I was the only one.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That was zooped.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
But it's not going to work out. Why his name's logan?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, need to find your logan kind of the name.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Do you know what makes this better is if this
was like a Christmas wedding, like in a foreign country,
then you've got the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You've got all the Hallmark topics.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
No, good for you, Lizzie, thank you for calling it.
Congratulations A fun story love hearing fun stories.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Right, yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I have a great day, you too.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's John Jane Rich, Dodd Jane Rich. There's a little
video and play for you. It's treading online. It's a
guy who's married to a woman from Brazil. This it's
pretty funny because you know, my parents were from another
country and they got a lot of sayings wrong American things.
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Every once in a while, Kyle gets a saying wrong,
it's right right. So this guy says to his wife.
He starts at the beginning of the saying and has
to see if she can finish it. It just shows
you how different cultures are because she.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Doesn't know some of them. Some of them she does.
Come on now, it's two two a house. It's like
comparing apples to banans, the whole nine dwarfs. Curiosity killed
the cat, you're barking up the wrong dog, hoals person
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by the skin of your arm. A bird in the hand.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Is worth I don't know. Two dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It won't break my heart.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Birds of a feather stick together.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
She got that one because of Billie Eilish Good.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's so funny, So Peyton.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Peyton has a Starbucks dilemma, which I believe people like
my wife don't think there's ever a Starbucks dilema unless
you're just out of the product you want.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, I mean, I think it's definitely like a first
world problem dilemma. But they have built two new Starbucks
right next to my apartment, and so I have awkwardly
ordered to the wrong Starbucks location like four times already
because I keep forgetting to change it to the one
closer to my house. So then I'll like drive all
the way to the other one and then it'll be
a different one, which is like so annoying. It's like
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the Walk of shame. But in your car. When they're like,
we don't have your order, I'm like, it's right here.
They're like, yeah, that's like the.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
One close to your house, like walking.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Distance close to my house.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That yeah, they're everywhere.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
They're everywhere, like and that gets my point, right, I'm like, Okay,
from where it takes me from home taket to work,
I think I pass maybe seven Starbucks and so I'm like,
there's gonna be a McDonald's and a Starbucks on every
single corner. And it makes me think like, are these
gonna be like robot hubs?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And in my.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Conspiracy, and that's where they're gonna house all the robots
that take over our lives.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I'm not There's a Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I remember, I told you one closed down, which I've
never seen before. Yeah, I can't bows me away. I
want closed down. But there's one right next to that
one that's always been there. And then there's another one
that opened up a couple of years ago. It used
to be a Christmas tree lot. It was just a
dirt lot, and then it turned it into a Starbucks.
Right They built a building there, put a Starbucks there,
and it closed down about three months ago, and I
couldn't believe it's the second Starbucks. Right then I find
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out it didn't close down. They just gutted and remodeled
the inside. So I went inside. It looks exactly the
same as it did before. I don't know the difference
in the Starbucks what it was. It looks the same
as it's always been. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That is weird. Get into your wife's airplane situation, Rich.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Oh yeah, I wonder if this is This is hard
to this is hard to sell but let me try.
Do you ever walk into a place that makes you
feel a certain way every time you walk into that place, Like.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
For me, when I go to Barnes and Noble or bookstore,
I always have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
So every time we fly somewhere on the way to
the airport, my wife, who barely eats anything, she's like
two bites of everything and she says she's done. But
every time we fly, she's hungry, and no matter what
we eat, she is not full. Something about flying makes
her hungry. And she brought it up to me this time.
She said, how come I never bring snacks on the
way to the airport because the snacks on the plane
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aren't enough and if we stop and eat, it's not enough.
And she's just hungry, hungry flying. And I was wondering,
like the walking into Barnes and Noble and have to pee,
For me, it's the number two. Well for me, every
time I go shopping, like in a mall, I crave
French onion soup. And I think that's because when I
would go shop with my mom when I was a kid,
she would stop at like at Dillards or whatever and
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get the French onion soup. So whenever I'm in a
mall and it's Christmas time right around now, I want
the French onion soup. Is there anything like that for
you guys? That like whenever you walk into a place
you feel a certain way. Well, usually I have to
go to the bathroom when I go into Home Goods.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I wish it was a more nostalgic, sweeter.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Moment than that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Too much stuff at Home Goods.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Got a pee, yeah, yeah, and then I have to
go to the bathroom and I had to put my
cart to side and whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You got them for a minute, like, nob, you can't
bring your cart inside the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
You can't bring merchandise into that.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't think I've been inside of Home Goods. I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I don't know that you know what to do. I
went there on Black I was sent there on Black Friday.
And I don't think any guys should walk them there
by themselves. I don't think it's fair.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
They have the good Home Goods.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
The good they do, they really do.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
By the way, we're gonna play games, we need a contest,
and so I call right now eight seven seven, nine,
three seven, one o four seven. Are we gonna do
the pick your prize, pick your price, so you either
get Shakira tickets or zoo Light passes eight seven, seven
nine three seven one oh four seven.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Speaking of wifn't till my wife did yet two days ago.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
We have this routine now both of us have got
into the routine because we have a sauna in our garage.
Who sit in the sauna and then you pop into
the hot tub, and then you pop in the coke
plunch and then you shower.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Right. So I had already done all my stuff, and
I was already watching TV and.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It was just just having a like my favoriting the
world's being the couch unbothered watching TV.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's my favorite thing. I'd rather do that than go
on vacation. It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
She goes outside in the backyard and she starts screaming dash.
She says, yeah, da scream right, I can hear it.
I'm like what like, I'm I'm like about seventeen seconds
into a TV show, right, And I also play this
other game.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I think I told you guys about right.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I try to see how far I canet on a
TV show before I get interrupted, and I.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Always positive, look oh seventeen seconds. So I get up
and I'm like, what is it?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
And she's standing in her baby suit above the hot tub.
Come out here, there's a winter like I come out
there for So I walk out there and she says,
there's a dead animal in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh. I'm like, oh god.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And immediately you guys ever had a dead bird and
your driveway and you like gros so it's so sad
or it is the dead mouse. I'm like, wonder what
dead animal could be in a hot tub. So part
of me is like how exciting. I wonder what animal
it is. But then it's like, oh, I gotta throw
it on if it smells, I go.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I walk up. She the it's a dead animal here.
Now it's daytime. I go where she's right in the corner, like,
this is a leaf. This is a leaf. This is
not a terrible It was a freaking brown leaf.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
And it is the time of year where things fall
off trees.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
It's such an ordeal.