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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, so we want to know why do you
(00:01):
have to explain your name? Because Kylie Jenner Travis Scott
named their kid air a I r E. My sister's
friend named their kid k E v A N. How
do you say that heaven like his whole life? You know?
It's keV On? Like really, man, come on, man, why
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do you get the kid? Come on kiv On? Come on. Well,
let's start off with Tiffin. Tiffin, why do you have
to explain your name?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Everybody gets me confused with Tiffany. I guess I sound
like a man on the phone because I get called Stephen. Kevin.
Tiffin is the most unusual because for some reason, people
believe Tiffin is more unbelievable than Tiffin.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Like the animal.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I didn't know there was an animal named Tiffin.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is it like a little penguin, like a puffinuffin?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, I've been called muffin.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Did your parents just give up on the name formula?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Everybody says that my mom must have been on drugs
when when it was time to give the name. So
I was, actually it was Actually it's a it's a
last name. I was named after a ballerina. Yeah, it's Pamela.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Well, now that's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I think it's actually very pretty now that you explain
that unique Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, there's there's a city in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Na.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Look at that something new every day.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You sure do?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I learned that in third grade. I read the obituaries
and I saw Ohio.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Why were you reading the obituaries?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And third grade?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I mean, I can't explain a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Born there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Let's go to Nikki, Nikki, Hi, why do you have
to explain your name?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Hi? I just typically have to explain the spelling of
my name Niki, because it's not a typical spelling. It's
n I c K E y. And that is a
genius decision I had to make at the age of
five because there were five Nicholes in my kindergarten class.
It was a very popular name, and my teacher asked
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us all to decide who we were going to be
at five years old, and I really didn't know how
to spell anything else except for Mickey Mouse. So I
went with Nicky.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
With an N.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Is that now on your driver's license and everything too?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It's I mean, I'm in corporate America, like that's my name.
I have to explain it all the time, but I
don't ever correct anybody. Even my grandma when she would
send me birthday cards, she would purposely spell it however
she wanted to.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well that's so Grandma's right, Yeah, okay, but I think
once you do it, everybody's good. You know, let you
go and I see k E why we all get it.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But then you follow m O U s C like,
thanks Nicky, Nick.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
You know what's weird is that I actually have the
same problem that Nikki does, because but my name is
just n I C. And because my last name is Johnson.
My mom was like, we have to make it unique,
and so instead of just naming me something different, she
was just like, we're gonna go with the French spelling,
and so I'm super classy and you guys should respect
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me more.
Speaker 9 (03:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So N I S is a French spelling of Nick
Nick n I.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
C O l A S is the French.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Nicolas coming in here, Nicolas, we have.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Lisa Lisa high. Why do you have to explain your name?
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Hi, my name is Lisa, it's l E e z
A And so I get Lisa a lot or I
get Liza or I get Lease, which is really weird
to me because it's like really fanatic. Like I always
even say to people, I should just put a dash
in between the lee and the ze.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Who are you named after?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
I'm named after a news anchor from back in the nineties.
My mom said that she was like really strong and
outgoing and talkative, and that's how she felt I was,
which is pretty accurate.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Is it Lisa Gibbons?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
No, it's actually not, but I get asked that a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh she was on Entertainment tonight, Lisa Manelli.
Speaker 9 (04:36):
Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Lisa Simpson.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
My mom actually doesn't even remember what the last name was,
but it was a She said it was an African
American woman, and so I know it wasn't Lisa Gibbons.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
Lisa Winfrey, Katie, why do you have this play today?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Because it's short for go ahead?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
It is short for Catherine.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
But it's actually not me. It's my daughter's name.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
My five year old is named Alaska.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's interesting and why.
Speaker 11 (05:21):
Well, my ex husband and I wanted something different. We
didn't want to run of the middle name, and that's
what we went with. Something that wouldn't be.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
They call her al you hear every day.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
No, we call her Alaska.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
How old is she unless you ask her?
Speaker 9 (05:37):
She's five unless you ask her. And her name is princess.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I bet if he gets told over to carr al Yeah,
I bet you. It's a cute yeah for a guy
for girl for girl. I know. But like my sister.
My sister's name is Elvia and everyone always called her
l l L. So when she had her daughter, she won,
she called her daughter.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
L That's cute, thanks, Katie.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And that's pretty cool because they think your sister named
after your mom.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, so that's cool.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It like kind of follows generation that her daughter's named
after her.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. And then I was dating after my dad and
I did not want to put a kid through that.
Explaining that your name is John Jay when you're a
kid is a disaster. I came home crying. I would
tell my mom I don't want to be called John
Jay anymore. I hate my name. I hate it. My
mom was like, what do you want to be called?
And I was like, Steve, I want you to call
me Steve for a average. Sorry, no, and my mom
that's where my mom would go, Okay, from now on,
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your name, I want to be called Steve Austin.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh yeah, And then she said Steve, Steve.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'm gonna Steve, go clean your room and call me
Steve for a day, and I'd be like, stop calling
me Steve. We got Harry on the line.
Speaker 12 (06:41):
What's up, Harry, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's going good man?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
How are you okay?
Speaker 12 (06:48):
I've been better, but thank you for having us on here.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Of course. Well you got to have it out because
you've got an issue with your your fiance. We have
her on the line too, yeah, Amber, yeah, but it's
your problem, yes, and you got unfortunately Amber, you there, okay? Good?
So Harry and Amber. So Amber, we want to hear
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from Harry before you jump in. So, Harry, what is
your problem?
Speaker 12 (07:19):
So my future father in law and mother in law
want me to call the mom and dad, and I
just think it's weird.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Is there a reason why you think it's weird?
Speaker 12 (07:32):
They're just not my mom and dad. I have a
mom and dad and I love them. I think they're great,
but it's just something that I refuse to do. And
it's really become an issue with Amber and I.
Speaker 13 (07:45):
Has it gotten to the point where, like I think
about how awkward, that is, You're like, hey, mister.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Missus Smith, like it's mom and dad.
Speaker 13 (07:53):
Is it gotten to that point where it's like like contentious?
Speaker 12 (07:57):
Well, I mean I just every time I'm in that position,
I do my best to just kind of laugh it off.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And and.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Like you're literally the son that they've never had.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They love you, Yeah, they love.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Him, And it's just like, why call them by their
names when it's just I mean, we're about to get
married and they're going to be your mom and dad,
So just call them mom and dad.
Speaker 12 (08:23):
I mean, it just makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm sorry,
and I love them, I love you. I wouldn't be
getting married to you if that wasn't true. I just
personally feel uncomfortable to call them mom and dad.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
Okay, Well honestly, like my feelings are genuinely hurt over it.
Like it's not that.
Speaker 13 (08:47):
Hard, amber why is this such a big deal to you,
like or your parents?
Speaker 11 (08:54):
Because it's literally going to be his mom.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
And dad I mean, but not really, not literally. I
mean the thing is is like, I mean I've been
married for a little while now, and like I don't
call my in law's mom or dad, and I actually
kind of would feel weird doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
What do you call them?
Speaker 13 (09:15):
Roger Nan?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
But when you're talking to one, if you're talking to
just Nan, do you say hey Nan?
Speaker 13 (09:21):
No, I would say Nancy or Roger.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What it was weird. Is the name of Glenn and Diana.
Speaker 13 (09:26):
A celebrity name, So there their little celebrity relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Name to me is Roger Nan.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
No one else really knows that.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Besides, I knew there was when you rich asked that,
I knew there was not a normal answer.
Speaker 13 (09:36):
Ye, not to go down that weird tangent, But I'm
I want to understand where you're coming from, Amber, because
I kind of feel like if Scott was asking me
to do what you're asking Harry to.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Do, I would be like, that's weird.
Speaker 13 (09:52):
They're not my parents. I have the most respect for them.
I love that they're like a part of my family
now too. They are my mother and father in law.
But I already got two sets of dads and two
sets of mind.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah yeah, stepdad, you got a biological dad.
Speaker 13 (10:11):
So I kind of I'm like siding with Harry right
now that I do want to understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Is there a reason this is a big deal.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Well, it kind of just makes me feel like he's
not actually a part of the family. And then it's
like he's not as like connected to me and my family,
and I just feel like it's almost like he doesn't
almost like love us as much or something, and I
feel like we should equally love our parents, like both
of us.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
So do you call his parents mom and dad?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
How do they feel like?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's why?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I don't know why he won't.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Just do this for me, But Amber that's your choice
to do that.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Well, I don't think it's like that.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
It's not something that I want to do.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I think it's weird. I have a friend, my friend Greg,
known him since I was eleven years old, right, and
his mom is is missus Patterson, missus Patterson, and as
we became adults, her name is Jinx And I'd be like,
I'll come over there, hey, miss pattersh call me jinks like,
I'm sorry, you're missus Patterson, Miss Patterson my whole life,
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I'm not going to call you by your first name.
There's no frickin way that's happening. So I also can't
see my wife or my in laws asking me to
call them mom and dad. I called them by their
first name, like, I mean, Harry, if you've been calling
him by the first name, and also you gotta change
and start calling them mom and dad, that's weird, right,
I mean?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Is this the same thing though? As like if they're
if there's a you know, people getting married and the
mother in law and father in law, Like, are they
do they have to call them their son?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is that what they did the same thing?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well, let's bring it up. Eight seven, seven, nine, three seven,
one oh four seven. Amber and Harry hash it out.
Do you call your in law's mom and dad? Do
you not call him mom and dad? What advice said?
Because I mean they love each other. I mean, I
don't think it's gonna break apart your marriage, is it, Amber? Harry?
Speaker 12 (12:00):
No, I.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Just I think it would be nice for him to,
I don't know, call the mom and dad because it
is his mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I would think if your in laws hear this podcast, Harry,
it's gonna be very uncomfortable from this point on. You know,
I call you son in law? Can I call you?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
That? Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
All right, We're gonna take phone calls. Eight seven seven, nine, three, seven,
one to four. So we're gonna hash it out. What
advice do you have for Amber and Harry? What are
you going through? Is that happened to you? Is this
relatable to you? Call us hash it out? Continues next
sind All, Yes, what's your what's your advice for these
two on hash it out? Good morning? Thanks for listening.
Speaker 14 (12:41):
Good morning. Honestly I kind of side with him and
think it's a little weird, but if it's that big
of a deal, what my in laws have kind of
had us do one, not just for us, but to
the kids that you know, my my son and my
niece coming up with a nickname. For instance, my mother
in law, she's from the Midwest, so she likes the
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way May have founded on the end of everything, so
she asks us to kind of call her Mama May
in front of the kids. But when it's just like
me and her, me and my father in law, I
do call them by their government names, because again, you know, yeah,
they're my in laws, but they're not my biological parents.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense for listening, You're welcome, Thank
you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Shannon. What advice do you have or hash it out?
Speaker 15 (13:31):
Hey, good morning, guys. Neither me or my husband call
our in laws by mom and dad. We call them
by their first names. And my husband has, you know, stepmoms,
he has step dads, and so I've always kind of respected,
you know, his wishes in that regard. Just make sure
that he calls you his one and only true loves.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Perspective.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I love that.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I have these friends that every time you talk there
you're around them, they'll talk about their parents. Like I'm
talking to Kyle and I'll be like, well, mom wants
me to come over tonight. She's making dinner. It's my mom.
But I'd be talking to Kyle about my mom and
I'm calling my mom mom instead of saying my mom
wants me to come over for dinner. Like they talk
about their mom and dad like it's there, your mom
and dad. And this is going to sound totally random,
(14:22):
but President Bush does that. Not that I have conversation
with him, but I saw this interview with him in
Bill Clinton how they're friends and they're both opposing parties,
and he was like, well, one of the things was,
you know, Bill showed respect to dad, and like that's
what he talked about and I was like, you're calling
him dad, but we're not, Like, we're not your brothers,
it's your dad, David, what advice do you have for them?
(14:44):
Hash it out?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (14:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (14:47):
To me, it just seems you know, I like the
in law sound because it's separates from family. You know,
I guess you guys are starting a family. But if
you guys both have the same mom and dad, that
sounds like something we shouldn't be looking up on a
certain website.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
In laws, you say, Hey, in law? Is that what
you say? What do you what would you say, David?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
No?
Speaker 16 (15:06):
I mean I call him by my name, Like I've
got a stepmom and I didn't even call her by
her name or I called her by her name, not.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Like hey mom.
Speaker 16 (15:13):
You know it's to me it can also be a
respect thing because if you're like, hey, mom and dad,
it's kind of it's more relaxed, which I get can
be good. But you don't want to You don't want
to have the same parents as your fiance.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know that's not legal.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
It like that for.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Harry. You've heard everyone's opinions. How are you feeling now?
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Well, I feel a little more reassured I mean, I mean,
it's great to hear that there are people out there that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Agree with me that part of you, Like I have
a mom and dad, Yeah I have to.
Speaker 13 (15:55):
I feel like it doesn't mean that you love them
less right there you go find just as an endearing
name for them. But I don't I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That was actually what I was going to say. Is
I feel like, maybe if there's like, what was your
celebrity name for your name, Yeah, like maybe if there's
like a cute little nickname or something like that. Like
my my mom's nickname is Bossy, so that's kind of
what we all call her, including my boyfriend. And it's
like if it's a cute little nickname or a pet name,
it's like it still kind of shows a little bit
of the love there without it being like mom and dads.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay. So like you're at a swap maade crowded and
your boyfriend Kadem sees your mom needs to get hold
of Bossy.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Oh yeah, Bossy.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
When we first started dating, he said, I'm so glad
that your mom goes by Bossy because I would never
want to call her by her first name. And the
same thing was kind of with my dad because my
dad's like legal name is not what he goes by.
He goes by show or showtime. So my boyfriend calls
my dad by his nickname as well as my mom,
and it works for us.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Because he thinks it's disrespectful of just say their first name.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
We rather have the nickname.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
And it's weird to say mister or missus. Whitmore like
that's way too formal.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Sounds like ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 16 (16:57):
And mis.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Was way better.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's like, hold on, I feel let's bring out the
ladies and gentlemen. And now I'm reading from mister and missus.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Well, what about you, Amber, how do you feel after
hearing some advice and opinions.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Ladies and gentlemen? Because I'm not present to you mister
and missus, I feel like this. You guys are coming
out from Bridgerton, mom and dad, of which Harry, what's
what's your mom and dad's name? You're in law's name?
Speaker 12 (17:40):
Mike and Brenda.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
My Brenda, Mike Brenda, Brenda, Mike Bremanda Brenda. There you go,
see the bright Amber? You'll care with that?
Speaker 11 (17:57):
I mean, not really, but I guess Harry can have
that conversation with him if he wants to.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Well, from now on, Mike and brand Dog here here
are now known as the Brikes. That's so done by
the brick moss. Let it be written, Let it be done. So,
let it be written, Let it be done, and bringing
me a haws and steps.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Not happy with us.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But we should do something like that. And now have
a reading from the wick Morse, some sort of book
or something like your dad, your dad can read it,
might have.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, he'd be good, he'd be really good. At right,
he's really creative. Would be way too inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's hash it out, John Jay and Rich, Hello, good morning,
John j. Rich can help you.
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Yes, I was calling to answer the question about souvenirs
from surgery.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yes, what do you have?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, it's not even my.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Best friend and her husband he had his vipectomy and
he kept his vast step in.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
He kept his what vast it's French. I didn't know
they took him out. I thought they just like you know,
closed him off.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Now and take a little piece out.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh wow, so he keeps it?
Speaker 16 (19:25):
Were well, they put it.
Speaker 14 (19:27):
In a little jar and then he put it in
a freezer. And he's going to bury it under their
tree and she's going to put her part of her
placenta and they're going to call it there fertillatry.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Careful, what makes you cute? You the fertilogy? Okay, that's adorable.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, if they want to have a baby again, can
he put it back in?
Speaker 16 (19:55):
I don't think so.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
I think that's it, and which you.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Knew what you're talking about. It's vast different.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's like it sounds like vast difference, but you said different,
so I think how you say it, I think.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I can't believe you said it like that.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I think that's what it's. How you say it's like, definitely.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
It's your body part, right, yeah, well it is, but
it sounds French.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I don't think it's different. I think this is well
totally you know what, you know what it's connected to
the PP and that is definitely French PP. I think
they too.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I think this is your richest rich like a weird
can you can you spot the vast difference?
Speaker 8 (20:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm going to call my friend who's a doctor, who
is a vasectomy doctor, and I'm going to ask him
what it's called. Okay, hold on, what's your name?
Speaker 14 (20:50):
By the way, man, my name is Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, George hold on, let's let's let's so that I
just hit this number nine one. She can say voss difference,
no voss difference or vast difference difference.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I think it's vast different.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You repeat what she said. I think she said it right, right,
But so you've heard it before, Yeah, I've never heard
it before.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I thought you were saying you've never heard of fatilla tree.
Speaker 16 (21:16):
I never heard of that either, but I never She
was like he had she definitely made up.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
She had his vast difference removed. And I was like, what, Like,
I've never heard of that part of the male body before.
So I felt like I would know. I should know that.
Speaker 11 (21:29):
You probably should.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I should should also ask that doctor if they actually
remove part of it, because I think they just cut
it off.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Doctor Sheldon Marx, Yeah, can I help you? Yes, this
is John J. Vanes from the John, Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
John J. I know you.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Hey. Hey, So we're on the air talking about some
stuff and we have Jordan on the line, and she
was telling us how her sister's husband got of asectomy
and was able to kip, was able to keep the
voss difference? Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Well, you don't keep you mean, actually keep pieces of it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
She kept it in the jar, But I was curious
to how you say that word.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Vas v as? What about the other part off your vass?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's not what about the second part? What's the second part.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Or the other one? Is good? As she was able
to keep a piece of vass.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But is it? Is it vast difference or vast differences different?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Okay, that French stuff does sound nice. It makes it
sound very earthy. But but if somebody said we're going
to clip the vasty fallens, you know what they were saying,
you would just be like, they're just Nancy. I wouldn't
know what they're saying. I think they're from France, or
they're full of it.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Do you do you cut it and keep it? Or
don't you just kind of fuse stuff together?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Well? You most people cut out about a centimeter or
two and then cauterize the ends. Some use clips, some
use ties, Some throw it away the little segment they
cut out. Some put them in jars, send them, send
them to pathologists to say, yes, we actually cut out
the right pieces.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Wow, Okay, so giving it.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
To the patient is interesting. Is it in salt water
or like from elder hear.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
No, they're gonna she froze it and they're going to
bury it under a tree with the placenta and have
a fertilla tree. Oh I love that right right.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
We usually we usually just sell ours to the Japanese
restaurant for the special that all right, All right, doctor Mark,
love you so much.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Talk to you soon, brother, love you too. So there
you go, Jordan, there you go. I saw a story
on the news yesterday and it's it's it was interesting.
It caught my attention because I can remember years and
years and years ago a huge debate on our show
about this and it was about a nine year old
girl getting a tattoo and she got the tattoo in Yuma.
And we have the tattoo artist on the line right now, Sosa.
(24:03):
So hey, man, hey, thanks for jumping on there with us.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, problem, good morning, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah man, So is your tattoo shop, first of all,
blowing up with popularity and all over the.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
News, now, yes, indeed it is.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So can you give us the short version of the story.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Also, the short version where his family came in they
wanted a portrait of Trump on both their daughter's neck.
One was eighteen, one was nine.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And I was in shock.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
I was just in shock when my prentice came and
told me. I was in shock, and my totem that
the eight certain age of fifteen. So I convinced the
younger girl to not get a Donald Trump tattoo, and
if she was going to get something, to get a
like a little like something more simple like the United
(24:57):
States flag. But we ma make sure. We looked up
the law and made sure. And I was like, oh, shoot,
there's no regulations. No, there's no limitations on the age.
All right, if it's legal, it's legal. And yeah, so
I like, at first that's how I thought it. And
I was like, you know what, I'm gonna try to
scare the parents away with the five hundred dollars because
this is like a sixty eighty dollars tattoo. Like I'm
(25:19):
gonna just try to scare them away with five hundred bucks.
And no, instead they backfiring on me and they ended
up taking those that deal I just couldn't go back
on one.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Oh wait, they paid for the full five hundred bucks
for the tattoo to get it to happen.
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Wow, And she didn't get it on her neck.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Right, No, no, no, no, she got it on her
That was also.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Good of you to like the neck, right, because tattoo
like you could cover up. But she's nine years old
and she has a tattoo, like, that's that's my dollar.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
I can imagine.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
It's like tattoo. Here's what I'm thinking. And I don't
know the story, but here's what I'm thinking. You're in
Yuma and they're not from Arizona, right, No, they're from Turkey. Oh,
they're from Turkey. I figured they were like glamos doing
freaking you know, doing the sand dunes and whatever.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
They were actually like refugees or like, I don't know what,
but they were like very appreciative of being here in
the United States that now they have freedom in This
was one way for them to show their appreciation. Since
I commenced the younger girl to get an American flag,
the older sister, who had just turned eighteen that day,
had to get an American flag because she she was
(26:31):
the one I wanted America the portrait of Donald Trump,
and the younger sisters like, hey, well want the same thing.
So since I commenced the younger girl to get in
the American flag, the older sister got an American flag,
but she she got it on her neck about five
by five inches.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wa dude, can you do a Donald Trump tattoo? Like
do you think you can? You can? Wow? You want
to come a rich Yeah? I want that face nice
and yeah, my five that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I got my very first tattoo when I was sixteen
on the top of my foot and I only got
it because my sister got a tattoo when she was sixteen,
and I was like, well she gets one, then I
get one. But it's literally just stars. I could not
imagine being nine years old and getting an American flag
tattooed on my dh That's insane. I thought I was
crazy at sixteen for getting stars on my foot, Like
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
What kind of a pushback are you getting? Sosa from
giving the tattoo?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
And most of them? Did everybody get deported? On love
American citizens?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What's your Instagram?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
My Instagram is at cut Sosa cutz SSA and my
business one is black on E Empire.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Right, And I mean it's like you looked it up.
It's not illegal. The parents were there, like, you even
talked them out of a much more extreme thing. So yeah,
I think you even tried to price them out of
them when you do it. So, I mean I think
you covered your tracks.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, you totally did it.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
And I was on your Instagram so so when I
was trying to hunt you down and I saw in
your story, it made me laugh because it's literally like
a video of so So just eating chips and he's like,
turn on the news. I don't care about your comments.
Everyone else back, I les, I know, I'm cool. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
So you looked it up. Yeah, bro, hey, thanks for
chipping on the air with this.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
If I get a tatt I'm get it from you.
I want a tattoo of you.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Mah yeah, I'll out there. I go for some xbos barber.
I'm a license barber as well.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Dude, just get you in the studio, then tattooed and haircut.
All right, all right, hold on, we'll talk, all right, brother,
thank you, hold on line of course. All right. That's
also the famous tattoo artist that tattooed a nine year
old girl with parental consent.
All right, so we want to know why do you
(00:01):
have to explain your name? Because Kylie Jenner Travis Scott
named their kid air a I r E. My sister's
friend named their kid k E v A N. How
do you say that heaven like his whole life? You know?
It's keV On? Like really, man, come on, man, why
(00:22):
do you get the kid? Come on kiv On? Come on. Well,
let's start off with Tiffin. Tiffin, why do you have
to explain your name?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Everybody gets me confused with Tiffany. I guess I sound
like a man on the phone because I get called Stephen. Kevin.
Tiffin is the most unusual because for some reason, people
believe Tiffin is more unbelievable than Tiffin.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Like the animal.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I didn't know there was an animal named Tiffin.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is it like a little penguin, like a puffinuffin?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, I've been called muffin.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Did your parents just give up on the name formula?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Everybody says that my mom must have been on drugs
when when it was time to give the name. So
I was, actually it was Actually it's a it's a
last name. I was named after a ballerina. Yeah, it's Pamela.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Well, now that's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I think it's actually very pretty now that you explain
that unique Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, there's there's a city in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Na.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Look at that something new every day.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You sure do?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I learned that in third grade. I read the obituaries
and I saw Ohio.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Why were you reading the obituaries?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And third grade?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I mean, I can't explain a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Born there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Let's go to Nikki, Nikki, Hi, why do you have
to explain your name?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Hi? I just typically have to explain the spelling of
my name Niki, because it's not a typical spelling. It's
n I c K E y. And that is a
genius decision I had to make at the age of
five because there were five Nicholes in my kindergarten class.
It was a very popular name, and my teacher asked
(02:23):
us all to decide who we were going to be
at five years old, and I really didn't know how
to spell anything else except for Mickey Mouse. So I
went with Nicky.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
With an N.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Is that now on your driver's license and everything too?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It's I mean, I'm in corporate America, like that's my name.
I have to explain it all the time, but I
don't ever correct anybody. Even my grandma when she would
send me birthday cards, she would purposely spell it however
she wanted to.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well that's so Grandma's right, Yeah, okay, but I think
once you do it, everybody's good. You know, let you
go and I see k E why we all get it.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But then you follow m O U s C like,
thanks Nicky, Nick.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
You know what's weird is that I actually have the
same problem that Nikki does, because but my name is
just n I C. And because my last name is Johnson.
My mom was like, we have to make it unique,
and so instead of just naming me something different, she
was just like, we're gonna go with the French spelling,
and so I'm super classy and you guys should respect
(03:24):
me more.
Speaker 9 (03:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So N I S is a French spelling of Nick
Nick n I.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
C O l A S is the French.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Nicolas coming in here, Nicolas, we have.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Lisa Lisa high. Why do you have to explain your name?
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Hi, my name is Lisa, it's l E e z
A And so I get Lisa a lot or I
get Liza or I get Lease, which is really weird
to me because it's like really fanatic. Like I always
even say to people, I should just put a dash
in between the lee and the ze.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Who are you named after?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
I'm named after a news anchor from back in the nineties.
My mom said that she was like really strong and
outgoing and talkative, and that's how she felt I was,
which is pretty accurate.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Is it Lisa Gibbons?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
No, it's actually not, but I get asked that a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh she was on Entertainment tonight, Lisa Manelli.
Speaker 9 (04:36):
Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Lisa Simpson.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
My mom actually doesn't even remember what the last name was,
but it was a She said it was an African
American woman, and so I know it wasn't Lisa Gibbons.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
Lisa Winfrey, Katie, why do you have this play today?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Because it's short for go ahead?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
It is short for Catherine.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
But it's actually not me. It's my daughter's name.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
My five year old is named Alaska.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's interesting and why.
Speaker 11 (05:21):
Well, my ex husband and I wanted something different. We
didn't want to run of the middle name, and that's
what we went with. Something that wouldn't be.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
They call her al you hear every day.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
No, we call her Alaska.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
How old is she unless you ask her?
Speaker 9 (05:37):
She's five unless you ask her. And her name is princess.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I bet if he gets told over to carr al Yeah,
I bet you. It's a cute yeah for a guy
for girl for girl. I know. But like my sister.
My sister's name is Elvia and everyone always called her
l l L. So when she had her daughter, she won,
she called her daughter.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
L That's cute, thanks, Katie.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And that's pretty cool because they think your sister named
after your mom.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, so that's cool.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It like kind of follows generation that her daughter's named
after her.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. And then I was dating after my dad and
I did not want to put a kid through that.
Explaining that your name is John Jay when you're a
kid is a disaster. I came home crying. I would
tell my mom I don't want to be called John
Jay anymore. I hate my name. I hate it. My
mom was like, what do you want to be called?
And I was like, Steve, I want you to call
me Steve for a average. Sorry, no, and my mom
that's where my mom would go, Okay, from now on,
(06:29):
your name, I want to be called Steve Austin.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh yeah, And then she said Steve, Steve.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'm gonna Steve, go clean your room and call me
Steve for a day, and I'd be like, stop calling
me Steve. We got Harry on the line.
Speaker 12 (06:41):
What's up, Harry, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's going good man?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
How are you okay?
Speaker 12 (06:48):
I've been better, but thank you for having us on here.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Of course. Well you got to have it out because
you've got an issue with your your fiance. We have
her on the line too, yeah, Amber, yeah, but it's
your problem, yes, and you got unfortunately Amber, you there, okay? Good?
So Harry and Amber. So Amber, we want to hear
(07:15):
from Harry before you jump in. So, Harry, what is
your problem?
Speaker 12 (07:19):
So my future father in law and mother in law
want me to call the mom and dad, and I
just think it's weird.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Is there a reason why you think it's weird?
Speaker 12 (07:32):
They're just not my mom and dad. I have a
mom and dad and I love them. I think they're great,
but it's just something that I refuse to do. And
it's really become an issue with Amber and I.
Speaker 13 (07:45):
Has it gotten to the point where, like I think
about how awkward, that is, You're like, hey, mister.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Missus Smith, like it's mom and dad.
Speaker 13 (07:53):
Is it gotten to that point where it's like like contentious?
Speaker 12 (07:57):
Well, I mean I just every time I'm in that position,
I do my best to just kind of laugh it off.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And and.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Like you're literally the son that they've never had.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
They love you, Yeah, they love.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Him, And it's just like, why call them by their
names when it's just I mean, we're about to get
married and they're going to be your mom and dad,
So just call them mom and dad.
Speaker 12 (08:23):
I mean, it just makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm sorry,
and I love them, I love you. I wouldn't be
getting married to you if that wasn't true. I just
personally feel uncomfortable to call them mom and dad.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
Okay, Well honestly, like my feelings are genuinely hurt over it.
Like it's not that.
Speaker 13 (08:47):
Hard, amber why is this such a big deal to you,
like or your parents?
Speaker 11 (08:54):
Because it's literally going to be his mom.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
And dad I mean, but not really, not literally. I
mean the thing is is like, I mean I've been
married for a little while now, and like I don't
call my in law's mom or dad, and I actually
kind of would feel weird doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
What do you call them?
Speaker 13 (09:15):
Roger Nan?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
But when you're talking to one, if you're talking to
just Nan, do you say hey Nan?
Speaker 13 (09:21):
No, I would say Nancy or Roger.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What it was weird. Is the name of Glenn and Diana.
Speaker 13 (09:26):
A celebrity name, So there their little celebrity relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Name to me is Roger Nan.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
No one else really knows that.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Besides, I knew there was when you rich asked that,
I knew there was not a normal answer.
Speaker 13 (09:36):
Ye, not to go down that weird tangent, But I'm
I want to understand where you're coming from, Amber, because
I kind of feel like if Scott was asking me
to do what you're asking Harry to.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Do, I would be like, that's weird.
Speaker 13 (09:52):
They're not my parents. I have the most respect for them.
I love that they're like a part of my family
now too. They are my mother and father in law.
But I already got two sets of dads and two
sets of mind.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah yeah, stepdad, you got a biological dad.
Speaker 13 (10:11):
So I kind of I'm like siding with Harry right
now that I do want to understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Is there a reason this is a big deal.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Well, it kind of just makes me feel like he's
not actually a part of the family. And then it's
like he's not as like connected to me and my family,
and I just feel like it's almost like he doesn't
almost like love us as much or something, and I
feel like we should equally love our parents, like both
of us.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
So do you call his parents mom and dad?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
How do they feel like?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's why?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I don't know why he won't.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
Just do this for me, But Amber that's your choice
to do that.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Well, I don't think it's like that.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
It's not something that I want to do.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I think it's weird. I have a friend, my friend Greg,
known him since I was eleven years old, right, and
his mom is is missus Patterson, missus Patterson, and as
we became adults, her name is Jinx And I'd be like,
I'll come over there, hey, miss pattersh call me jinks like,
I'm sorry, you're missus Patterson, Miss Patterson my whole life,
(11:16):
I'm not going to call you by your first name.
There's no frickin way that's happening. So I also can't
see my wife or my in laws asking me to
call them mom and dad. I called them by their
first name, like, I mean, Harry, if you've been calling
him by the first name, and also you gotta change
and start calling them mom and dad, that's weird, right,
I mean?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Is this the same thing though? As like if they're
if there's a you know, people getting married and the
mother in law and father in law, Like, are they
do they have to call them their son?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is that what they did the same thing?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well, let's bring it up. Eight seven, seven, nine, three seven,
one oh four seven. Amber and Harry hash it out.
Do you call your in law's mom and dad? Do
you not call him mom and dad? What advice said?
Because I mean they love each other. I mean, I
don't think it's gonna break apart your marriage, is it, Amber? Harry?
Speaker 12 (12:00):
No, I.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Just I think it would be nice for him to,
I don't know, call the mom and dad because it
is his mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I would think if your in laws hear this podcast, Harry,
it's gonna be very uncomfortable from this point on. You know,
I call you son in law? Can I call you?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
That? Is that?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
All right, We're gonna take phone calls. Eight seven seven, nine, three, seven,
one to four. So we're gonna hash it out. What
advice do you have for Amber and Harry? What are
you going through? Is that happened to you? Is this
relatable to you? Call us hash it out? Continues next
sind All, Yes, what's your what's your advice for these
two on hash it out? Good morning? Thanks for listening.
Speaker 14 (12:41):
Good morning. Honestly I kind of side with him and
think it's a little weird, but if it's that big
of a deal, what my in laws have kind of
had us do one, not just for us, but to
the kids that you know, my my son and my
niece coming up with a nickname. For instance, my mother
in law, she's from the Midwest, so she likes the
(13:02):
way May have founded on the end of everything, so
she asks us to kind of call her Mama May
in front of the kids. But when it's just like
me and her, me and my father in law, I
do call them by their government names, because again, you know, yeah,
they're my in laws, but they're not my biological parents.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense for listening, You're welcome, Thank
you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Shannon. What advice do you have or hash it out?
Speaker 15 (13:31):
Hey, good morning, guys. Neither me or my husband call
our in laws by mom and dad. We call them
by their first names. And my husband has, you know, stepmoms,
he has step dads, and so I've always kind of respected,
you know, his wishes in that regard. Just make sure
that he calls you his one and only true loves.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Perspective.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I love that.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I have these friends that every time you talk there
you're around them, they'll talk about their parents. Like I'm
talking to Kyle and I'll be like, well, mom wants
me to come over tonight. She's making dinner. It's my mom.
But I'd be talking to Kyle about my mom and
I'm calling my mom mom instead of saying my mom
wants me to come over for dinner. Like they talk
about their mom and dad like it's there, your mom
and dad. And this is going to sound totally random,
(14:22):
but President Bush does that. Not that I have conversation
with him, but I saw this interview with him in
Bill Clinton how they're friends and they're both opposing parties,
and he was like, well, one of the things was,
you know, Bill showed respect to dad, and like that's
what he talked about and I was like, you're calling
him dad, but we're not, Like, we're not your brothers,
it's your dad, David, what advice do you have for them?
(14:44):
Hash it out?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (14:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (14:47):
To me, it just seems you know, I like the
in law sound because it's separates from family. You know,
I guess you guys are starting a family. But if
you guys both have the same mom and dad, that
sounds like something we shouldn't be looking up on a
certain website.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
In laws, you say, Hey, in law? Is that what
you say? What do you what would you say, David?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
No?
Speaker 16 (15:06):
I mean I call him by my name, Like I've
got a stepmom and I didn't even call her by
her name or I called her by her name, not.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Like hey mom.
Speaker 16 (15:13):
You know it's to me it can also be a
respect thing because if you're like, hey, mom and dad,
it's kind of it's more relaxed, which I get can
be good. But you don't want to You don't want
to have the same parents as your fiance.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know that's not legal.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
It like that for.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Harry. You've heard everyone's opinions. How are you feeling now?
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Well, I feel a little more reassured I mean, I mean,
it's great to hear that there are people out there that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Agree with me that part of you, Like I have
a mom and dad, Yeah I have to.
Speaker 13 (15:55):
I feel like it doesn't mean that you love them
less right there you go find just as an endearing
name for them. But I don't I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That was actually what I was going to say. Is
I feel like, maybe if there's like, what was your
celebrity name for your name, Yeah, like maybe if there's
like a cute little nickname or something like that. Like
my my mom's nickname is Bossy, so that's kind of
what we all call her, including my boyfriend. And it's
like if it's a cute little nickname or a pet name,
it's like it still kind of shows a little bit
of the love there without it being like mom and dads.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay. So like you're at a swap maade crowded and
your boyfriend Kadem sees your mom needs to get hold
of Bossy.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Oh yeah, Bossy.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
When we first started dating, he said, I'm so glad
that your mom goes by Bossy because I would never
want to call her by her first name. And the
same thing was kind of with my dad because my
dad's like legal name is not what he goes by.
He goes by show or showtime. So my boyfriend calls
my dad by his nickname as well as my mom,
and it works for us.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Because he thinks it's disrespectful of just say their first name.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
We rather have the nickname.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
And it's weird to say mister or missus. Whitmore like
that's way too formal.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Sounds like ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 16 (16:57):
And mis.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Was way better.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's like, hold on, I feel let's bring out the
ladies and gentlemen. And now I'm reading from mister and missus.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Well, what about you, Amber, how do you feel after
hearing some advice and opinions.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Ladies and gentlemen? Because I'm not present to you mister
and missus, I feel like this. You guys are coming
out from Bridgerton, mom and dad, of which Harry, what's
what's your mom and dad's name? You're in law's name?
Speaker 12 (17:40):
Mike and Brenda.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
My Brenda, Mike Brenda, Brenda, Mike Bremanda Brenda. There you go,
see the bright Amber? You'll care with that?
Speaker 11 (17:57):
I mean, not really, but I guess Harry can have
that conversation with him if he wants to.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Well, from now on, Mike and brand Dog here here
are now known as the Brikes. That's so done by
the brick moss. Let it be written, Let it be done. So,
let it be written, Let it be done, and bringing
me a haws and steps.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Not happy with us.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But we should do something like that. And now have
a reading from the wick Morse, some sort of book
or something like your dad, your dad can read it,
might have.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, he'd be good, he'd be really good. At right,
he's really creative. Would be way too inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's hash it out, John Jay and Rich, Hello, good morning,
John j. Rich can help you.
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Yes, I was calling to answer the question about souvenirs
from surgery.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yes, what do you have?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, it's not even my.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Best friend and her husband he had his vipectomy and
he kept his vast step in.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
He kept his what vast it's French. I didn't know
they took him out. I thought they just like you know,
closed him off.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Now and take a little piece out.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh wow, so he keeps it?
Speaker 16 (19:25):
Were well, they put it.
Speaker 14 (19:27):
In a little jar and then he put it in
a freezer. And he's going to bury it under their
tree and she's going to put her part of her
placenta and they're going to call it there fertillatry.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Careful, what makes you cute? You the fertilogy? Okay, that's adorable.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, if they want to have a baby again, can
he put it back in?
Speaker 16 (19:55):
I don't think so.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
I think that's it, and which you.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Knew what you're talking about. It's vast different.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's like it sounds like vast difference, but you said different,
so I think how you say it, I think.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I can't believe you said it like that.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I think that's what it's. How you say it's like, definitely.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
It's your body part, right, yeah, well it is, but
it sounds French.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I don't think it's different. I think this is well
totally you know what, you know what it's connected to
the PP and that is definitely French PP. I think
they too.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I think this is your richest rich like a weird
can you can you spot the vast difference?
Speaker 8 (20:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm going to call my friend who's a doctor, who
is a vasectomy doctor, and I'm going to ask him
what it's called. Okay, hold on, what's your name?
Speaker 14 (20:50):
By the way, man, my name is Jordan's.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, George hold on, let's let's let's so that I
just hit this number nine one. She can say voss difference,
no voss difference or vast difference difference.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I think it's vast different.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You repeat what she said. I think she said it right, right,
But so you've heard it before, Yeah, I've never heard
it before.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I thought you were saying you've never heard of fatilla tree.
Speaker 16 (21:16):
I never heard of that either, but I never She
was like he had she definitely made up.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
She had his vast difference removed. And I was like, what, Like,
I've never heard of that part of the male body before.
So I felt like I would know. I should know that.
Speaker 11 (21:29):
You probably should.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I should should also ask that doctor if they actually
remove part of it, because I think they just cut
it off.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Doctor Sheldon Marx, Yeah, can I help you? Yes, this
is John J. Vanes from the John, Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
John J. I know you.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Hey. Hey, So we're on the air talking about some
stuff and we have Jordan on the line, and she
was telling us how her sister's husband got of asectomy
and was able to kip, was able to keep the
voss difference? Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Well, you don't keep you mean, actually keep pieces of it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
She kept it in the jar, But I was curious
to how you say that word.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Vas v as? What about the other part off your vass?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's not what about the second part? What's the second part.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Or the other one? Is good? As she was able
to keep a piece of vass.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But is it? Is it vast difference or vast differences different?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Okay, that French stuff does sound nice. It makes it
sound very earthy. But but if somebody said we're going
to clip the vasty fallens, you know what they were saying,
you would just be like, they're just Nancy. I wouldn't
know what they're saying. I think they're from France, or
they're full of it.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Do you do you cut it and keep it? Or
don't you just kind of fuse stuff together?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Well? You most people cut out about a centimeter or
two and then cauterize the ends. Some use clips, some
use ties, Some throw it away the little segment they
cut out. Some put them in jars, send them, send
them to pathologists to say, yes, we actually cut out
the right pieces.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Wow, Okay, so giving it.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
To the patient is interesting. Is it in salt water
or like from elder hear.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
No, they're gonna she froze it and they're going to
bury it under a tree with the placenta and have
a fertilla tree. Oh I love that right right.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
We usually we usually just sell ours to the Japanese
restaurant for the special that all right, All right, doctor Mark,
love you so much.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Talk to you soon, brother, love you too. So there
you go, Jordan, there you go. I saw a story
on the news yesterday and it's it's it was interesting.
It caught my attention because I can remember years and
years and years ago a huge debate on our show
about this and it was about a nine year old
girl getting a tattoo and she got the tattoo in Yuma.
And we have the tattoo artist on the line right now, Sosa.
(24:03):
So hey, man, hey, thanks for jumping on there with us.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, problem, good morning, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah man, So is your tattoo shop, first of all,
blowing up with popularity and all over the.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
News, now, yes, indeed it is.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So can you give us the short version of the story.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Also, the short version where his family came in they
wanted a portrait of Trump on both their daughter's neck.
One was eighteen, one was nine.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And I was in shock.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
I was just in shock when my prentice came and
told me. I was in shock, and my totem that
the eight certain age of fifteen. So I convinced the
younger girl to not get a Donald Trump tattoo, and
if she was going to get something, to get a
like a little like something more simple like the United
(24:57):
States flag. But we ma make sure. We looked up
the law and made sure. And I was like, oh, shoot,
there's no regulations. No, there's no limitations on the age.
All right, if it's legal, it's legal. And yeah, so
I like, at first that's how I thought it. And
I was like, you know what, I'm gonna try to
scare the parents away with the five hundred dollars because
this is like a sixty eighty dollars tattoo. Like I'm
(25:19):
gonna just try to scare them away with five hundred bucks.
And no, instead they backfiring on me and they ended
up taking those that deal I just couldn't go back
on one.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Oh wait, they paid for the full five hundred bucks
for the tattoo to get it to happen.
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Wow, And she didn't get it on her neck.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Right, No, no, no, no, she got it on her
That was also.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Good of you to like the neck, right, because tattoo
like you could cover up. But she's nine years old
and she has a tattoo, like, that's that's my dollar.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
I can imagine.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
It's like tattoo. Here's what I'm thinking. And I don't
know the story, but here's what I'm thinking. You're in
Yuma and they're not from Arizona, right, No, they're from Turkey. Oh,
they're from Turkey. I figured they were like glamos doing
freaking you know, doing the sand dunes and whatever.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
They were actually like refugees or like, I don't know what,
but they were like very appreciative of being here in
the United States that now they have freedom in This
was one way for them to show their appreciation. Since
I commenced the younger girl to get an American flag,
the older sister, who had just turned eighteen that day,
had to get an American flag because she she was
(26:31):
the one I wanted America the portrait of Donald Trump,
and the younger sisters like, hey, well want the same thing.
So since I commenced the younger girl to get in
the American flag, the older sister got an American flag,
but she she got it on her neck about five
by five inches.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wa dude, can you do a Donald Trump tattoo? Like
do you think you can? You can? Wow? You want
to come a rich Yeah? I want that face nice
and yeah, my five that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I got my very first tattoo when I was sixteen
on the top of my foot and I only got
it because my sister got a tattoo when she was sixteen,
and I was like, well she gets one, then I
get one. But it's literally just stars. I could not
imagine being nine years old and getting an American flag
tattooed on my dh That's insane. I thought I was
crazy at sixteen for getting stars on my foot, Like
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
What kind of a pushback are you getting? Sosa from
giving the tattoo?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
And most of them? Did everybody get deported? On love
American citizens?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What's your Instagram?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
My Instagram is at cut Sosa cutz SSA and my
business one is black on E Empire.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Right, And I mean it's like you looked it up.
It's not illegal. The parents were there, like, you even
talked them out of a much more extreme thing. So yeah,
I think you even tried to price them out of
them when you do it. So, I mean I think
you covered your tracks.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, you totally did it.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
And I was on your Instagram so so when I
was trying to hunt you down and I saw in
your story, it made me laugh because it's literally like
a video of so So just eating chips and he's like,
turn on the news. I don't care about your comments.
Everyone else back, I les, I know, I'm cool. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
So you looked it up. Yeah, bro, hey, thanks for
chipping on the air with this.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
If I get a tatt I'm get it from you.
I want a tattoo of you.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Mah yeah, I'll out there. I go for some xbos barber.
I'm a license barber as well.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Dude, just get you in the studio, then tattooed and haircut.
All right, all right, hold on, we'll talk, all right, brother,
thank you, hold on line of course. All right. That's
also the famous tattoo artist that tattooed a nine year
old girl with parental consent.
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