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March 6, 2025 41 mins
If you're single, we'll tell you the three jobs that are LEAST likely to cheat. RYAN'S ROSES - She’s been having an allergic reaction to her husband lately. A literal one. Either she’s developed an allergy to him or…he’s been going places he claims he hasn’t.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ryan on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Good morning. It's Ryan Seacrest with you. You know, twenty
one years we've been saying good morning. We're part of
your routine. If you hear these voices before you get
into the shower, do you take a towel inside the shower?
You hang it on top of the rod.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Mine hangs on the outside of my shower, just on
like a hook.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
If I can get my towel inside the shower in
a little nook where it won't get wet, I prefer
to dry off inside the shower as it's warm, it's steamy.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
To keep it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I actually that I get. I don't know what you
know about me, but I get very very chilly fast.
I get cold. I can get the chills fast, not
like starting off the daylight up shoving my tael into
the shower. It's sometimes it gets wet, but I do
like us and I in case your I see the

(01:02):
question on your mind, Tanya, how many times do you
take a bath? I just take about twice a month. Okay,
it's just for time.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's like a real production to do.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
A lot I don't think I take a bath twice
a month. I can't remember the last time I took
a bath.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You got to Epps and salt my body and all
these big ways.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Proud Are you proud of me?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's so good, so nice to be proud of mys
and salt. That's thank you. I got more this rain,
so that's coming lingering. Tonight's gonna end. I was saying,
rain were having a chat this one. It's gonna end tonight.
It's gonna leave to night.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Weekend looks dry. Next week looks rainy again. Yep, rainy
again next weekend. So today we're gonna pay your bills.
Oh we've a Ryan's roses.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Rainy all week next week.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I told you guys this.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
We've been talking about this forever. Gosh, you know it
helped to listen to the show sometimes to show Then
when did we tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
About that just now?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
But you'd like it was Systey.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Said it all week. I know you've a lot on
your mind. You're getting married. By the way, what's this
whole thing? Am I supposed to bring a guest or not?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Because in my office was like Hey, you need to
decide who you're taking or not. They're doing the seating.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, that ship sailed, so what you do?

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I mean, if you have If you have a guest,
we'll put them in, but we'll just have to.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Write you put me by myself.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
No, you're at a table with other human beings. But
I'm saying that we had to print them. I think, like,
I don't know, I can't remember what day. But if
you want to bring a guest, you are more than
welcome to bring a guest. We'll just have to handwrite
their name on the card.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I had one in mind, who should we know her?
You don't ooh, she can't make it mm hmm. And
then I had see would bring Manny Blanco, but he's
he's busy. Yeah, I don't know, it's Sysney. What's the deal?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like, can you come solo? There's so many of us
that you know that are going to be the welf,
so much fun dancing, hanging.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Out of snuggle and bring someone to snuggle with. That's
what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
The doors open, like you just come and have fun
with that some shots. I'm damn.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
If you did bring someone, you'd bring the one that's
really fun. That would come to like when we used
to have holiday parties, you would bring her and you guys
would dance and like, if you dancing on the dance floor.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Can you spell her name on to post it?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, it's so obvious, it's not it's very I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
You don't remember what we did yesterday?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's right here?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, might I might do that. There's gonna be so
many pictures, right, you guys gonna be posting all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, no, not your weekend.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh hey there, hi, hi, Hi. We're doing the you know,
the little radio show.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And uh, you know Tanya's getting married.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh my gosh, congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
And I guess you did not get invited. But they
were suggesting that maybe if you want to with somebody,
uh and it worked in your busy schedule, that that
might be fun for all.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I mean, if it's coming from Tanya, we.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Can't let her now be weird. Right, she's a crowd pleaser,
but like we need to establish house rules so I
don't need to call you off fair to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
All.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Congratulations, thank you, because we like the way she's like
dances she brings the energy, she brings the vibes.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh can you dance? She can't hear you because's one
Apparently you dance and you bring vibes. I guess I
don't know. I've never seen it. Oh yeah, that is
that is my m Okay, she brings vibes.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Dance, moves, vibes, the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
You were great on the Oscars red carpet. By the way,
good job, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Anyway, mystery guess I'll call you later. And just by
the way, it's forever picked up on who that is?
We're friends?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, we know that it's.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
An X of mine who were friends. So we do.
We do hang friendly, so she will be any different
room great saying house rules.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Springer on the dance floor, and that's all we need.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Stop using my professional dance friends for your party to
make her perform. I was thinking about, you know, do
I want kids? People want to ask me this. Strangers
every day went into shake shack. The guy goes, hey,
guy's your question. You're Ryan? Yeah, are you gonna have kids?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Get my chake shocky thingy.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I name a burger. Man's a good burger. It's better.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
So I don't know that I say better. They're different different, sure, yeah.
So anyway, I started thinking, you know, are kids like, yes,
they're pain in the neck, They're annoying, they're aggravating.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
They screened positive first. It is the unconditional line.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I know, Can I get there?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Ryan's right? Other people's kids can be those things.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, no, mine will be that too. But then there
are these moments right where you dress them up for
the Christmas photo, you take them to play volleyball at
the beach, or they play the next episode on piano
for the first time. Kids can do cute things.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
They really can.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
So your son did what?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
So? Maxon performed at his talent show and it was
one classic into another classic. He did the song called
musette and which is by bach I believe, and then
at the very end of it, he just remixed a
little tease of next episode as well, which also comes
from a very old song.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
So he performed this in front of faculty.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
The entire school and parents.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Did he get pep nervous.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
No, he doesn't get nervous. I mean he maybe actually
he did say he was a little nervous at first,
but he doesn't look it he doesn't went and crushed
it all.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Right, So here is the original.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
We saw.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I mean we know this. If you're from these parts,
it's a class yet it's a theme. I hope you're
ready for the Now that's the original. How old is Maxon?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
He is six years old.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Here's the six year old version making it his own.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's so good, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Did you the crowd?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I know? It was so cute. Then he does a
little bow at the end, and.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
He did bow. But weren't you so proud?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
So proud? Yeah that's hard.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh I couldn't do it the same. I mean that's
what I'm saying. Like, so, having kids, it's not all bad.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They do they do everyone to do cute little things
like that, and that's the reason to have them.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, also, if you want kids, if you see it
in your future, I think I gotta.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Have some around after I am not.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Right, A little legacy program, right, the Seacrest name needs
to live on.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, what's up? Could be on your Seacrest? Could do this?
I just take I'll just do this till he can
do it or she I guess, Yeah, I can't plan that.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Well.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
These days, technically you probably on.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Air with Sienna Seacrest.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I like it. Don't take that name. I'm done, Tanya,
while I'm talking to everybody listening. Don't take Sienna because
I like it.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I like it too.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Actually, list Sienna Seacrest, you do ry Well, I'm calling.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I called dibbs.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I can't call.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes, you can on the air, you can. I just
did it.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Sienna yadagar sounds sound like, yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
You can have it.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You can have.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It, Yolanda Yadagarine.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I was thinking, oh, why, Yeah, you need like a
two syllable name.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, yeah, you don't need a Sienna.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Sienna's for me. Wait, I'm getting a little fomo that like,
I'm not gonna have any more kids.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm not saying I have it. I'm just thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, but still I'm dumb.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Well, I'll get some in.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You have some farm watch them.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I got a quote of the day. But right now,
if you're swiping out a dating app and you come
across someone with one of these jobs, swipe to the right.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
These are keepers.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
These are the least likely to cheat. Number one a farmer.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
That doesn't mean like difficult to find a farmer in LA.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
There's farmers daughter's dot farmers only farmers farmers daughters. I
don't know what. Isn't that a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh you're thinking of mother wolf Butcher's daughter.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, Butcher's daughter, Butcher's daughter. And there's farmers almanact dating right?

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Number two least likely to cheat a pharmacist.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Interesting, all right, I wonder why?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
And number three an accountant. Oh, at least likely to cheat.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
And my dad doesn't account so fifty something years well,
let's call and ask if he's ever cheated. You know,
Michael's like a counting adjacent finance. I love that, but
he got it. But he got his degree in accounting,
so you know why they probably don't cheat.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Why accountants don't cheat.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yes, because they deal with numbers, and they probably do
the math, and they realize that.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Divorce would be more expensive practical.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
But who cares?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
What's money when you're miserable?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
And then when they deal with money every day, they'll
deal with it.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh and you give it away it's more miserable then, right, yeah, exactly,
it just adds to your misery. Today's quote for this
Thursday morning. At the top of every mountain is the
bottom of another mountain.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
That's right, yeah, so true.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm not making this stuff up, guys would agree. Obviously
profound and powerful and true FM headliness Well.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
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California Edison over the deadly Eaten fire, hoping to recover
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(12:22):
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hold a Super Bowl style halftime show for the first

(12:44):
time at the twenty twenty six World Cup Final next
summer in New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Top Google searches in February were who won Album of
the Year? What time does super Bowl start? When will
PlayStation servers be back up? We're gonna watch the Grammys?
Why was Taylor Boode? And how tall is Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
I definitely google who, When?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Where? Why?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Those are the top googles of last month.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
How tall it's Kendrick Lamar? Five five?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
How tall is he?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Five five five?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
My god, I'm like twice his height?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Okay, like three inches dollar?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Excuse me, I'm five. I'm five nine. And Lenny Kravitz
heels and Len Kravitz wears heels. I should get those
that'd be six feet tall.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
My dad has a few shoes, like a boot that
has like a good chunky heel, Ny Kravitz, my heel?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Up?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Why not? Why not all the time?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Come on, good morning? How are you?

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Good morning? How are you well?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'm right five? Ain't so your friend, I'm just reading
the screen here. Your friend will not introduce you to
her boyfriend? What gifts?

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Yeah, So she's been seeing this guy for like six
months or so I think, and she still hasn't introduced
him to me or any of our other friends yet,
like in our friend group, and she just always has
an excuse like, oh, he's working late or he's out
of town, like I don't know, like and I've only
seen a couple of pictures of them too, so I
don't know, like, I just really want to meet him
because I feel like I don't know anything about him.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Why is she being so protective?

Speaker 7 (14:27):
I don't know, it's not She's not usually like this,
and so it's like and I really just don't know
anything about him to even know, like why she's not
introducing us?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Do you think maybe it's not going to be the
long run? Well?

Speaker 7 (14:40):
When I ask her, she always says that he is
the one.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Does he have social media?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
No?

Speaker 7 (14:46):
And she never posts him on social media either. She
posted one picture of them like holding hands, like you
know you can see their hands hold right? Other than that,
she yeah, exactly, but she doesn't post like his introduced.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Him to other friends in the.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
Circle as far as I know, No, all right, so
she's not like.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Just singling you out. Maybe she's just trying to keep
this to make sure it's the real thing before she
does the parade of front Like who.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Does she think she is Taylor Swift? Like what?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Why?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Like have you ever asked her that does she think
she's Taylor Swift?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I haven't, Like, is she uber famous?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
And she wants to keep Did she do this like
with a previous person that she dated? And she made
such a big deal of it and was telling everybody
about it and then it ended up burning her. Maybe
she's just like going the complete opposite way.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Don't take personal friend before. Yeah, it's gonna come around.
It's gonna be, It's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, sometimes you like to keep stuff for yourself, like
I haven't. I haven't introduced you to everybody always up
front you should WHOA, Well I haven't because I keep
some things for myself till it's time. That's what would
be happening here.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Can we share everything with each other?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Well, we do, but we do it at the right time.
Timing all right, Jenna, I like the cheese in love.
Let's get to meet this guy at the right time.
Thanks for calling. I wouldn't make that a deal break
or a big issue now, Uh okay, coming up next,
we are paying a bill. Tany you got a training
report about Meghan Markle?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
I want to ask you, do you think that you
can get the honeymoon period back in a relationship, like
after the honeymoon phase is over, do you think you
can get it back?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Is she doing that?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
She is doing that, or she's not. Doing that. She
says she is Ryan's roses is coming up in just
a minute. We're about to get into the land the
territory of Ryan's roses. First tany the training report, Let's
hit it.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
So Meghan Markle says that she and Prince Harry are
in a honeymoon period again. She said, it's almost like
a honeymoon period again, because it's exactly how it was
in the beginning, when he'd watched me scribbling away, writing newsletters,
spine tuning edits. I think he loves watching as much
as I love doing the creative process. So she's referencing
a new project of hers that is kind of like

(17:03):
this blog that she had when she started dating Prince Harry,
but after they started dating.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
She deleted it.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
She deleted all of her personal socials and stuff, and
so she's talking about how this process is impacting their marriage.
But my question to you is that honeymoon phase, so
it's characterized as the beginning stage of relationship before like
all of the life happens, so eventually the honeymoon period does.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
So it's not the honeymoon after marriage, it's the honeymoon
phase before.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, Yeah, it's just the honeymoon phase of the relationship.
So it's like, whatce that honeymoon phase wears off? Can
you get that ever? Get that back once life happens.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well, first of all, why does it have to really
wear off? I mean, I think that it doesn't need
to go away. Maybe it dissipates a little bit, but
doesn't need to be black or white and disappear. And
of course you can get it back, and especially if
you have lost it, then you make an effort to
get it back.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Why is that interesting?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Because I feel like the honeymoon phases before all of
like the like the the life hits you, you know
what I mean, Like the honeymoon phase is when you
get the butterflies and the and like you don't know
what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
The honeymoon face to me is like, Okay, if you're
in a hotel, you still go to the lobby to
use the bathroom once you're like pass on phase, you're
using the bathroom in the room. True, true, that's my mark.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
You know you can make requests where you still go down.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
And you I mean I go down to my tick tacks,
which is not the truth. I'm down there just you
know what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Like, if it's a small room, please just go to
the line.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I know it's a bomber. Turn on the water, it's
the whole thing. Yeah, I'm like, well never mind. Uh
and what does this thing bloggy blog about her relationship?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, so she had the tig. Do you remember the tig?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
No? She was like an influencer before influencers were influencers.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I don't remember her own suits.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I just want to watch LA Suits. Is it l
a suit too? I keep seeing teasers for that. I'm like,
I might be into that.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's I think there's a few episodes out already. I
don't know, but I saw the same preview and I'm like.

Speaker 8 (19:10):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Suits, but it's not like New York.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
It's as suits and exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
So that's gonna be my weekend watch that you better stop.
Don't take it? Fine? No, No, it's time for Ryan's roses.
So here we go. Oh it's Gabby. There she is.
Gabby's in witty or she's been waiting all morning for this,
Dear Ryan and Systaney. I I've had a bad reaction
being near my husband recently. Every time I hug him,

(19:39):
I get an allergic reaction I typically only get when
I'm around cats.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Strange.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
She denies being around anyone that has cats, But I
can't think of another explanation. So, Gabby, you think he's
hanging out with cats or hanging out with a woman
that has cats.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
That's the big question. I guess I'm a little concerned.
I just I don't know where else you be wrote cats, Like,
here's what it is. Definitely him, It's only when I'm
near him, and it's definitely cats. It's a specific reaction.
I only have the cats. It's you know, it cheats,

(20:20):
sneezy in my eyes water and then I get this
like rash. And lately if my skin touches his clothes,
I be getting this rash. Yes, so I at first
I was at detergent, but it's definitely not it's just
him and his clothes. And I'm sure it's because of

(20:41):
a cat.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
So I went through this where I was dating someone
and she had a cat. I'm not a cat guy.
I'm an animal lover. Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
It's okay, we don't know, judge, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'm not a cat like. I'm not going to go
out and like, oh, I'm so excited to go get
a cat. And I came with my cat to greet
me when I come home tonight. I can't wait for
my cat to go for a walk with me or
whatever they do. So I'm not a cat guy. But
she had a cat, and so we go over to
her place and I would get all these things. I

(21:15):
gotta get Benadrilla, the whole deal. Oh you're like allergic,
I'm allergic to cats, but she was worth it. We
got a lot to uncover here. Hang on one second
and we will get into call on your husband next.
Gabby thinks her husband's cheating on her because she's allergic
to cats. He comes back smelling like cats. We got
cat stuff on him. So, Gabby, I need you to say,

(21:38):
we're gonna call your husband right now and see who's
top of mine. Do you know who the cat owner
might be?

Speaker 6 (21:45):
I have no idea. I can't think of an explanation
that really makes any sense. So that's that's where I'm
calling you.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Well, here we go. I need you to say, Ryan,
you at my permission to call, and then your husband's
name go.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
Okay, then you have my permission to call it.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
All right, we're gonna do it right now. We're gonna
call him. Be very quiet until we find out who
he's going to write this note to and we tell
him he's on the air. Here we go, Gaddy, good luck.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Hi is this Eric?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (22:30):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
My name is Viviana. I'm calling from the Fine Flores.
How are you doing this morning?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I'm doing well great.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
So you know, we deliver in Wittier surrounding areas, and
since you're local to the area, we're offering a free promotion.
It's a free dozen red roses that you can send
to anybody that you'd like.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
As Seattle.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
This will take like two This will take like two minutes.
Just you can just need like the name of the
person you want to send these free roses to and
a note. We can have them delivered by lunchtime today
or a different day if that's more convenient for you.
Just trying to promote our business.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Okay, that's it.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, So is there anybody that you'd want to send
flowers to?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
All right? Fine, her name is Gabby.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Gabby, and what would you like to put on the card?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Just put whatever? Today is? I love you?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Happy? Whatever today is? I love you?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Well, Eric, you heard the sound of my voice. My
name is Ryan Seacrest. Your voice is being broadcast wide
on the radio right now. And we've got your lovely wife,
Gabby that you sent the flowers to. And what a
beautiful moment. We're celebrating the love that these two people have,
the soulmates that they are.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, Eric, if I may be so blunt, do you
have any pets? No, you don't have any pets. Have
you ever? Have you recently spent time around any cats?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I mean no, I mean no, no.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Or I mean no, which one is it?

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Well?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Not really no, I mean no, you have.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Not been around cats recently?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Why do you ask?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Because Eric, it's a very serious situation. We're in your wife, Gabby.
Your wife, Gabby believes that you're having an affair with
a cat lover because when you come home, she has
allergic reactions and it's only from cats. And so when
you go over to this mistress's home and the cats

(25:05):
play with you all while your wife is just sort
of maybe at home with the kids, they're just at home,
are at work, You're playing with cats, and you're playing
with this other woman. She thinks you're cheating. She thinks
you're Eric the only yell at me. She thinks you're cheating, Eric,
you're yelling. She thinks. Hold on, she thinks you're cheating

(25:29):
with the cat woman.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's not it's not that. Okay, it's not that, all right,
My my buddy Devin has cats.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Wait the hang on, hang on, you're seeing Devin. You've
been seeing Devin recently?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I mean, not yes, being Devin. What is this? Yeah,
you knew you would be mad?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Are you romantic involved?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Oh? I'm not romantically involved with Devin. He's a body
of mine.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
He's one of your boys.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yes, he's one of my boys.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
He nearly went to jail because of Devin, and we
almost lost our house. Whoa we would have with my
parents and come through friends.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
So question, why why why don't you like your husband
hanging out with Devon?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I think it's pretty.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Friend who's a piece of trash. And he promised me
he was never going to see Devon again.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Okay, maybe that's the thing. All right. He reached out
because he wants to change. That's all behind him now.
So it's he's different.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, look at jelly roll story. This guy came back.
His friends promised me we were done with Devon and
that you weren't going to see Devon anymore.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
What what happened? Okay, that's not what I said. I
assure he was out of our life. Okay, that is
that is different the thing. No, not really. Okay. Anyway, look,
look I've been over there like a few times. We
have a beer, we play video games, and we talk. Okay,
it's not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well it is because your deal and your wife's allergic
to your cat scent.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, so that's the problem. First of all, here's the
good news. He's not cheating. He's not cheating with Devin,
so we gotta go. But bro, you're you're the cat
goop is getting all over your wife's allergy games, So
you know whatever, dude, Okay, I'm not getting mad at us.
I don't know me. I'm happy that gappy. The good

(27:46):
news is he's not cheating on you with Devon.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
I mean, he kind of is not cheating, but he's
still lying.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, but guys, I'm not in is he lying business,
I'm in the cheating business. So let's just let's just
stick to our lane. Everything else outside of our purview.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Eric, and good luck to.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You, Mike.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Good luck. All right, guys, here's the thing about Ryan's roses.
The premise is, do you think your husband's cheating? Do
you think your wife is cheating? We'll do our best.
Gabby thought that her husband Eric was messing around behind
her back with a woman who fosters cats, right, because

(28:34):
why well, she would break out be allergic cat cat
cat problems. She got cat allergies. So she's like, he's
going around my back. He's dating a woman.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
He's got cats, right, because his clothes. Whenever she'd hug him,
she'd get a reaction.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
We get Eric on the line, and Eric sends it
flowers to his wife. It's a beautiful, beautiful love story
with an arc h And then it's sort of spirals
because she says, well, where are you getting the cat
smell from? It's not another woman. No, it's not good news.

(29:08):
Our job is done. We're out. Anything past that, we're
not in. That's not what we do. It's not my
problem after that, right, we're just trying to find if
he's cheating or not. It's not he's not cheating with
his buddy Devin. He said he wasn't. But Devin's apparently
a bad influence on her husband.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, like they almost lost their house. They almost went
to jail, she said.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
So she doesn't like him hanging.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Out guys seems like bad news.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
But Devin might want to pull a jelly roll and
come back from him.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I'm sure he does.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
So he needs a friend in Eric to keep him
on the straight and arrow, which.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Makes a situation difficult.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
But guys, he's not like. We only do this to
find out if he's cheating or not. He's not. She
should be thrilled.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Honestly, I thought he was cheating. I wanted to know
what what did But.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
She thought he was cheating. He's not like happy, get
happy the news?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Not yes, yeah, I mean happy news.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
He's not cheating, but he's still doing something against his wife.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
What he's going out with a friend who's in trouble.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
But he's lying is why?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh, lying is not.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
That's where we don't know if Devins single and then
he's gonna have girls over and then he does cheat.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
But what that's not our realm. We just want to
find out their cheat or not. We found out he's
not cheating. I asked him, are you in an affair
with Devin No Karina Cerritos on a square. I know
you come from Serritos. Okay. You think every woman's every

(30:44):
married woman's husband has a friend. Yes, they can't, they
can't stand.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Yes, it's true. There's always one, you know, like my
husband's friend. Okay, he went by gator first problems like
when you haven't yeah, yes, like a sneaky little alligator
with his eyes just like peeking out of the slump.
And he would like drag my husband to the swamps

(31:11):
of civilization like he was the worst. He would take
him to the strip club, and I'm like, baby, like
stay out of those rooms, like stay off the pole,
you know, Like I was worried, like what is happening there?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
You know?

Speaker 8 (31:25):
And like it just there's always a bad influence friend,
do you know what I mean? Like, so this guy's
not he's not cheating, Okay, But I think Gabby has
a real problem because her man needs to set a boundary.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I I got it. I get both sides of it.
I just feel like maybe he's trying to be a
good friend. But this was a very positive Ryan's roses.
She thought he was cheating. He's not case closed.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Sure, case clos it's us, but their relationship is not solid.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
That's not what we're the business of doing. We're just
trying to find out cheat not cheat, cutt and dry, cheat,
not cheap, cheat, not cheat. All right, well, Kaarina and Serritos,
thank you for listening.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
Yeah, thank you, good care Okay, by life.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Bye, Karina.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
So read about a square.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I can't I can't get out of it. Los Angeles,
the entertainment capital, the mosaic of cultures, best restaurants, food,
That's just where we are people, those two. So there's
a new trend that I'm reading about. I didn't read

(32:46):
the whole thing, but basically they're calling it micro retiring, right,
micro retiring.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yes, it's having a moment right now. It's exactly what
it kind of sounds like. It's stepping away from your career,
your job for an extended break and then eventually going
back to it when you're ready or when you're done
with your micro retirement. If you take a hiatus, yes,
sabbatical or something like that. It's kind of like, right

(33:16):
now we are grinding and working and essentially, you retire
when you're sixty five, right, Yeah, so people are thinking,
why wait until we're sixty five to kind of do
some of the things on our bucket list that we
want to do, whether it's traveling and this, you know,
maybe starting a family, but like not having that crazy

(33:38):
work life. So it's a micro retirement and then eventually
you go back to your career when you're ready, assuming
that you can jump right back in.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
And it's not a nice thing. Yeah, I'm just playing
this out here. So if we took a micro retirement
for a year, I think they'd replace it, I.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Would think, so. I don't think this works for every
job for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
People forget about us in about a week.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
So what if we micro retire and just do like
the eight o'clock hour or something, you know, so just
do one hour at microtime.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
But that's not really like retiring, because I think the
whole point is to have days and weeks and months
where you just are not doing that job.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You guys, fine, perfect, I got it. Why do you
guys do three weeks and I'll do one a month
and I'll micro retire. I'm you know, I'm I'm up there.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I feel like that's not don't work. I don't know
that it would work, but I mean it's the whole
thing of like breaking the cycle of burnout. Does everyone
feel that eventually at some point in their lives?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, for sure. And then by the time we all
are supposed to retire, are we going to be too
tired to.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Do the things we wanted to do?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Why? Wait?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, So it's an interesting take on it. But if
I guess, if you can have the flexibility to do
this by all means yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
All right, password, you want to play Elena? Good morning?
How are you down in Orange County?

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I am, Well, we're going to play password. Our job
is to give you one word clues so you can
guess the password. Now, I'm going to put you on
hold so we can get the password. Everybody listening will
have the password, and then you'll have to guess. Hold
on one second, mark the password is dishwasher. It's not
so easy. All right, fine, I mean it's so, I'm

(35:35):
going to give you the first clue. All right, appliance.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Coaster.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, but you're on a good path water.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Water water filter?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, no, but you're on a path water appliance, Tanya.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Cleaning cleaning, water clean.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Let me give you my clue. You're gonna get it. Okay,
so you got Appliant water cleaning. I'm gonna add Cascade
dishwasher singling. You see how it's done. That's that's what
you do.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Why did you say that first?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Good clues Cascade. I didn't know what she would think.
I wanna know, like DJ, Yeah, Cascade, it's good news.
You're gonna go see Tate m great the Kia.

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Oh my gosh, my daughter is gonna freak out.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
She's gonna love you.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Thank you very much for participating and listening to us.
That's kiss. We appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
You guys are amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
What do you call this is interesting? I mean I
call anybody, anybody on updating, Babe, I just go to babe. Yeah,
I'm with or right in a babe babe is easy, Babe.
What do you keep Michael in your contacts under?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's exactly what he is, babe with a.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Heart bebe So when BEB calls, it comes up a BEB.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah. And I have a picture of him holding Saveya
when she was a baby and a baby Bjorn, what
about you?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
What's his contact name?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I think I'm literally Sisney via Clara in his name.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, that's how he put in my contact card. Tony,
what's Robbie in your phone?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
He is fiance in my phone?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
You gotta update that soon.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
I know.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
How does he have you in his phone?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
He has me as tea?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Well that's just tea.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Just tea, I mean kind of cute, kind of yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
It's really cute. Mister T, missus T, mister T, mister T.
H Okay, Ruby, what is David your husband have as
your conduct?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Mine is actually husband. Oh you can't see it, but yeah,
it's cute.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I can't this baby photo? And what what are you
and his?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
He changed me?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
We did it together actually to wifey wifey doble. I
like it. So I have a couple in there that
I just haven't erased.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
So I've got how many babes do you have in
your phone?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Just you know, you know, I don't go through and
delete everybody, you don't.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Are you going to go to your b section? Yeah?
How many babes might be?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
No, just say babes. No, it's just their nicknames, like
I have won cutie Pie mixed macie pants is cute
cutie pie mixy pants. You don't know that. I oh,
man emoji's have an emoji in there for Yeah, that's cute.
That's it. Thunderbear. I think I'm a Thunderbear as well?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Who was Thunderbear?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
You don't you wish?

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
You piece it all together?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Do you leave him as that? Or do you go
back and add X one?

Speaker 6 (39:13):
It?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Actually sometimes after it's been a while and I can't
remember their name. I mean, I can't remember their name,
but I'm like, which was Thunderbear?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, that would be tough to thunderpear?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I do, but I do remember because I've been in there. Yeah. No,
I don't change. I don't put it back like, yeah,
they're all they're there. I thought that was a fun
little conversation. Fonsie, what is your Are you single?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Right?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
He is currently on the phone.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
He's always on the phone. Sorry, in a relationship. What
is your other half call you?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Oh? Oh I'm single?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
So I call myself handsome.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Self esteem a ANKA.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Good morning handsome.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
That is gonna rub it up for a program this morning.
Thank you so much for your participation. Thanks listening to us.
If you do a routinely. I love that. If you
just found us where every day, we'll do it. First
thing tomorrow, six am. I'll be before you know it.
Time just flies. By tomorrow. You are forty seven percent
more likely to get sick of Disneyland. If you touch
these things, I'll tell you what they are. They're not

(40:16):
your kids. We'll play the match game for some Tate
mcray tickets, got a lot of tape McCray tickets, tape tape, tape,
tape tape, and if you missed anything, Ryan's Roses, weird
at Sisney's son channeling Doctor Dre and a recital. Check
it out. Open our podcast on Air with Ryan Seacrest
wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, back room, big hugs,

(40:39):
Thanks for everything, xoxo. Let's go. That's it, Let's go
exactly That's what I'm looking for. It's a long day ahead.
Sisney got you till eleven. She can't do much more
than that for you. After that, just rolls on. Yeah,
she's not hanging till noon.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
No, definitely not.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Tiny, have a great day. Thanks for listening, so on
Air with Ryan Seacrest. Make sure to subscribe and we'll
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