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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
A lot of people are divided on this one. So
there's a dude that posts on Reddit about a fight
he had with his partner's girlfriend. It was about smelling
like a body odor. Uh. So they would go to
the gym together and she would not shower and she
would always say, women don't sweat like you do, and
we don't sweat the same, and he didn't say anything,
but he noticed like it didn't smell perfectly, and so

(00:32):
he started to want to say something. So then she
would start to use the sauna and she still refused
to sell. So she would work out, use a sauna
and not shower, and finally he said, I know you
say you don't sweat, but it smells.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yes, yeah, it's not. You're like baking your sweat.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
And she's upset with him for saying that, and now
she thinks that he thinks that she's disgusting. So it's great,
a whole stir and a whole you know what storm.
So that question is do you tell your partner if
there's an odor?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You should have the type of relationship where you can
tell your partner these things and be like, hey you
should shower, that's gross, and then then not be offended.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, So do do you sweat differently? Like would you
not shower? Do you shower less than I do?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Do I shower?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I shower more to do waymen? Men shower different number
of times per week.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I don't know how times.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
One showering a little bit more than I used to
shower because you shower at night.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
There's showers morning and night. There's showers and then there's
a rinse. You know, there's difference.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I quite like the relaxing quick hot rints at night.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Uh huh, I feel like necessary to wash.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I just think if you if you sweat clean yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, here's a commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
That comes on. I don't know who she is. She's
a ob g y N and she's developed uh a
yodant for all your parts. You see that commercial? No Marcaso,
but Mark you seen it Obgyn right, and she's just
like she's made theodant for all the parts, all the
hot spot. So I ordered it Loom. Yeah, that's it.

(02:03):
Is it for men and women? Don't? I ordered it
for myself. I think it's for both great. I don't
smell like a patch of daisies.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Let us know how it goes.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You tell me okay, and you smell the fragrance from
just sitting.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
There, like, get over here, not great anything, I.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Gotta speak up, kiss, let me grab Lauren is just
holding through that song. Hi Lauren, good morning. How are
you good?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
We're good. So it says here you found out your
friend's pregnant on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yes, so we did over the weekend, which is very exciting,
super happy for my friend, of course, but it was
a little surprising to me and to the rest of
our friend group. We've been friends with her since high
school and granted we don't see each other as often
as we used to, but still pretty often, and we would,

(02:59):
you know, talk about her fertility journey and starting a family,
how she wanted kids. So we were all really surprised
that that was how we found out. And I feel
like a little hurt about it. I would never say
anything to her, but I don't know if I'm like
leading into it too much, or if I should even
feel like slightly disappointed about it.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I think you're making this more of a youth thing
than a her thing, which I had to say it,
but like this is I think it's her pregnancy, it's
her life, it's her way of communicating. You can't make
this about you.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
That is true.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
That is true. We just thought, because of how close
we all are, that we would find out like in
a more I don't know, like personal way.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I understand that would be your expectation, but I don't
know if you can falter for this. This is what
she decided to do, and it's such a happy, wonderful,
beautiful thing. Can't let it become about you or your
other friends.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
She might have felt overwhelmed to spread the news that
way too, because you know, having to call everybody separately
or like what do you do? It's a bunch of
face times, Like just did her whole family, and it
was just easier just to do a mass, you know,
public announcement.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
And every minute you're upset about this is a minute
that you're not fully happy. That's true, this slide. I
would let this go. It's really about let them be,
you know, happy and excited about healthy pregnancy. Right, Yeah,
I love that?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, why did you love that? You called as lorn?
Thank you so much for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Thank you bye bye.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I want to say, like you're making about yourself when
it's really not like who cares in a way? I
got it expectations.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, that's fine, but how special do you feel when
you do have friends?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I call you and yeah, give you the lowdown before
anybody else knows it's ever happened.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
But I that's not true. I told you I think
I found out you're pregnant here.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
No, not the twins. I called it with the twins.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I told you I was pregnant. I told you ahead
of time, but you didn't know those twins.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
So see, I did find out something here. I knew
there was a big dentist.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I want to do a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
There was just a Mark Dennis surprise moment. Everybody's like
waving there here.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
You guys like that better? I think, like what you
always liked the surprise. I remember after I got engaged,
I wanted to FaceTime you, and then I was like, no,
I'm going to do it. I want to surprise them
on the air.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I like it anywhere you want to share happy happiness,
like whatever you want to do. Just look up past
nine are you and we are on kiss if it's
part of your routine. Thank you. If you just arrived
for the first time today, give us a minute. Here's
what we do. It's a regular group of us, Sistaney, Tony, myself,
this whole place called the back room. Back there, very.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Dizzy engineer tubs. Who did he just give you a pillow?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yes? Because I need a little more height in my charity.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
No, and you're not sitting on it. It was it's
for your back, it's for your lumber.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's because he it's something's wrong with the adjustment to
my chair. It doesn't it doesn't feel like it normally
someone was drinking, eating my porge last night or sitting
in my chair, so it's not set to the right.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
He just tucked it right behind your back.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
So there's something called task masking, right that everybody's not everybody,
but you know somebody's are talking about and apparently it's
a new workplace term. Yeah, So think about where you're
going to work this morning, where you work right now?
Do you know any of these people? What are they?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
They're task maskers?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
So it's basically when an employee spends a lot of
time and effort just trying to look like they're really
busy or trying to look like they're working really hard,
when in reality they're hardly doing anything at all.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, I mean, that's tups. What are you doing over
there on your computer exactly right now? Like what are
you looking at? There's tell me, don't don't change it,
you just change just closed your window. Oh, he's following
along the he's following along. What do you call that?
The digital levels the show as it's being broadcast.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Nice, so important.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, he's also sometimes on llobean dot com. What is that?
That's where he buys his clothing, his hiking gear for
he and his jiu jitsu girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
So that's one of the things.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's being on your laptop or your computer and typing
a little bit loud, walking fast through the hallways holding
your laptop just like you know, just like you're you're
just you can't be stopped.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
You're saying you're on the go, you're on the go.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
You are calling friends, but you're using like the business
line or using business hand jesters when you're on the call, But.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's really like you're just talking to your mom.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Have we ever done any of this here? I mean
here or anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
There are days that I maybe make myself look busier
so that I'm not stopped or bothered.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
This is not even a temptation for me. I can't
get work done fast enough. I'm never going to take
my time to do something else while I'm working. Could
be done with it sooner. Never.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
No, not a temptation, exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But I do have a tendency to walk through the
office very quickly and not really like stopping.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
But it's all the rest. You're trying to get people
to think you're busy.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
No, it's not because I'm it's because I'm trying to
get my tasks done.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, you have a hard footstep. We can hear you coming.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I've always had that ever since I was a kid.
I don't know why. I just walk hard, and I
my posture is bad too.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I need to work on that.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, mine's the worse ever. I just I can't even
deal with it. Do you ever pretend to be on
the phone and you're not.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
No, but maybe I haven't, not at work, but I
feel like I have for whatever reasons.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, I've done that before that, I have done task masking,
point them out today if've seen me at the office.
Just so cool. The updated iHeartRadio app with the presets
and the scan button. It's so easy to operate. And
so if you if you like kiss obviously be your
first preset, and then if you like a podcast can
be number two. I think I have another station in

(08:57):
another city. Number three, super cool kisses all my presets.
That looks good, doesn't it?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Because sometimes if I film my stereot like if I
film my car stereo, I want to want it to
be all kids.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Im it shows the other stations. Yeah, if you're filming it, if.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
You're if you're filming, yeah, if.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It it's what you're playing.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, all right, let's get to this. So we got
a quote of the day. But if you've just been
dumped or you're dumping someone, according to Women's Health magazine,
this is the first thing you should do. It's a
good source Women's Health Magazine for these things. They say,
hand your friend your phone and all your social media
pass codes so they can unfriend and unfollow your ex.

(09:42):
Now I'm not I guess I could see how that
might help. Because you can't dip back into it, you can't.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
Go back out of side.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Out of mind, doesn't say delete their phone number. By
the way, Tanya, so you can't keep their phone number.
I don't know. I think this sends the wrong message.
I think this sends mess SiGe like of negativity. I
think it sends a message of tense. I think it
sends a message of toxic.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't like it toxic.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, don't that. I don't know. I don't know, but
I don't know. I just feel like, let it sit
for a minute. But if you really are upset, I
guess that's what you're saying. If you're if there's bad
blood and you're upset, this is what you do.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Well.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
But if you are dumped, Yeah, and then you just
see their photos.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Every week.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
That people I've been dumped by I still hang out with.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I don't know if that's healthy.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, none of it's healthy. What yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
So like hang hang out.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
I feel like it's keeping you in the past and
you need to move on to the future.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
What is my future?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
We don't know yet.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
What's my heartscope?

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Again?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Something about something treats your body like a temple?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, great, they'll start there. Today's quill. You will never
regret the times you stop to listen to a loved one,
or put down your phone to be present, or paused
to notice something beautiful or made an effort to be kind.
This is the good stuff. Don't miss it. I'm trying

(11:17):
to live like that. I'm trying to live like that.
Rolling up on seven o'clock, Ruby has the headlines today,
Just FM Headlines with Ruby Gonzalez. All Right.

Speaker 10 (11:28):
Sean Diddy Combs was acquitted of racketeering and trafficking charges
and found guilty on two lesser prostitution related offenses. The
judge denied bail and Combs will remain detained until his sentencing,
which has been set for this fall. And fireworks will
be back on the Long Beach waterfront this fourth of July,
but this is the last year the Coastal Commission will

(11:49):
allow them. Starting next year, it will be a drone show.
Sinespia will also screentop gun, followed by a fireworks display
at Hollywood Forever Cemetery tomorrow. And Abe has decided to
renew The Bachelor once again. The renewal gives a dating
show a milestone thirtieth season.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
On air with Ryan Seacrest, Amanda's on the Line one
eight five two seven. You're on kiss a VM with
this a man in sun Valley. Good morning, how are
you hi? Good morning, good morning. That's great advertising for
that place, Sun Valley. Right if you've never been there,

(12:28):
you're still looking at Holmes live in sun Valley.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
So I want to go.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, Amanda, tell me about your coworkers.

Speaker 11 (12:35):
Okay, So I work with this guy who took another job,
and apparently he works at this other job from like
three am to eleven am at like like a warehouse
or something, and then he shows up here at like
at my like at my job, at like eleven fifteen.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 11 (12:53):
He's like rigged his cubicle to look like he's there,
like he has.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
What is one of his hours to be there? Is
he supposed to be there when he's at the other gig.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, Like we're supposed to start at nine Ah.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
I sink.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
So the drill is he's doing another gig late, sleeping in,
then getting some rest, then coming in.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Well, I mean, you know he's supposed to be there
till eleven am. So he shows up like right after that.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
So he's working when he should be working there.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
No, he's like double his jobs are overlapping.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Okay, got it. I'm trying to do the math. Here
we go. I stay like saving still.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
On my head.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
But what does he do to like change it? Like
does he have mannequin in his cubicle?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Like what it looks like he's there, so he has
said it.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
So he's like monitors don't go to sleep, and he
keeps like a jacket like over his chair at all times. Okay,
all right, And I think he's having a friend put
like every day's like la times, like on his desk.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
With like ant green wrapper. So it looks like he
just had a snack.

Speaker 11 (13:51):
I mean, it does really look like he was there.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
What's the job? What kind of work are you guys doing?
Like it's like it stuff, And what's the issue for you?
Like it's not fair?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Right, well it's not fair yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
But so.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well then that's way a real problem. Why have you
talked to the dude to say, bro, what's like, come on,
you can't do this.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
That's not gonna get her far?

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Well did you do it?

Speaker 9 (14:15):
I like don't want to.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I don't know. I've been like what the heck?

Speaker 11 (14:18):
And I don't want to rely like life for them
or anything here. But I also don't want to rat
him out because you know, we're all just trying to hustle.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know, I got you, But then you don't rut
him out. Once you get the whole group, the whole
office to rat him out, then it's team against one.
That's the best way to do it.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's so dark.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, I mean, if it were you, Tanya, we'd all
get together and be like, Tanya, you're coming in two
hours too late. Okay, I'm not saying it, Sisty's saying
the listeners call in. I think that it's an issue.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
It's like a fundamental issue with your job, because if
I were coming in two hours late, my boss Mark
would know, and then he would have to have a
conversation with me, like how does your boss not know that?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Like they're your manager.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Well, yeah, like your manager should be on top of that,
not you.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
Well, he just like has like a lot of people
like covering for him, and I don't know. It doesn't
seem sustainable, and I just hate it. And I don't
want to be like a liar, but I don't want
to be like a snitch. And that's where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, Well, here's the deal. Either you're going to make
a move or not. If you don't make a move,
then you'll make a move. Then you're gonna be not
a snache and not a ratter. I suggest you go
to the group and say this is not great for
all of us. Let's let's deal with it and go
to the manager on it. But good luck, Amanda, it's
totally not fair. So you're in the right on this one.
Thanks for listening. Okay, thanks bye. I mean a lot.

(15:29):
This would be a difficult one because we're on air,
so it'd be obviously for a couple hours late. Yes,
unless we just had a thing that said, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi,
does hit play on that?

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Tanya? What time is it?

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
What's the differenceer?

Speaker 10 (15:42):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Let me grab James here at one eight hundred and
five to two I one A two seven James, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
How are you good?

Speaker 8 (15:51):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm solid? Brother? Thank you for asking. So you want
to propose on an upcoming trip, but you've got some
couple friends coming along. What's the problem.

Speaker 12 (16:00):
Yeah, Like, I mean we're going to be traveling with
the couple, and so I just wanted to get your opinion, like,
is it weird? Like I mean, I figured, like I
would tell the other couple what's going on, but like
I plan on like proposing to her during the trip,
and so like, I don't know, I can't tell, like
with them being there, if it was going to be
like awkward for them or awkward for us with me

(16:21):
like just proposing and with them there, Like, I don't
know if that's weird or not. So I just forgured
to get some opinion.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Well, Tisney, I've had this happen in front of me
with another couple. We were on a wine country trip
up Nors.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Did you know about it ahead of time?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I did, okay?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
And was it special? Did you like it? How did
you feel?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I thought they shouldn't do it in front of us?

Speaker 6 (16:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Really, See, I was going to say, James, if you
include the other couple or couples and they're part of it,
you know, one of them's videotaping, one of them is
distracting her like whatever, then they feel like it was
all like part of this big proposal. I don't think
it's that bad. But if they have no clue it's happening,
that's kind of weird.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
I just I don't think that they would mind but like,
my big thing is I just don't can't tell if
it's going to make it less special to have other
people with us while it's happening, you know what I mean?
Because I love that idea, and my first thought was
that it would be like, oh it now it looks
like a planned thing, and it would be great. But
then it started creeping into my mind. But does that
take away from the intimacy of the moment or yes?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
And also sorry, but it puts pressure on us the
rest of us there, like when are we doing that
if we're with somebody Oh gosh no, oh gosh, no,
the real world. Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
They don't need to be there like front row seat,
like with their hands under their chin, like watching it
all go down two.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Feet away from you.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
But if they're like off in the distance and you
still are having your private moment, I think it's okay.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Because you want to celebrate right after you get engaged.
You want to scream it from the rooftops and you
want to celebrate with your friends or your family, go.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Away and then circulate back for the ground. Yeah, all right,
that's cool.

Speaker 12 (18:00):
Traveling it could be like just instant celebrate. We don't
have to wait till we get home.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, that's what I say.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Look, James, here's thed you found your person. I mean,
good news, good news, good news. Let's just figure out
the logistics here and get on with it. Yes, all right, brother,
thanks for listening to what. At two point seven KSFM,
it's time for Ryan's roses. Dear Ryan, Assistani and Tanya.
A friend of mine found a picture of my husband

(18:25):
on hinge. We freaked out because we thought someone was
using his image to catfish. But now I'm starting to
wonder if that's true. Marlene in Long Beach, So what
do you mean by catfishing?

Speaker 13 (18:38):
I mean I think somebody stole my husband's pictures and
put them on hinge.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Okay, that's what I mean.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
So they're basically a fake person using his pictures.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
So it's not your husband, then cheating, it's someone else,
like advertising it's your husband.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
But not well hopefully yeah that's.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
Yeah, that's the hope.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
But it could be your husband, but you're hoping it's
just catfishing. Is that what I'm Yeah? Okay, catfishing. I've
done that in a long time.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You've done it before.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, I done. I want to say down and seeing
the movie or the TV short, whatever it was, I
haven't heard about it and hadn't talked about catfishing in
a minute and a decade. So Marlene, why do you
think it's maybe not catfishing?

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Well, this is so, this is the story.

Speaker 13 (19:34):
My friend Kaylee, she she was freaking out and she
started blowing me up with like these screenshots of my
husband on hinge and there were all photos that looked
like they were taken from his Instagram.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
So I was, you know, I just I just told
him like what was going on, and he was all
freaked out. So it's like, you know, someone else using
his images to catfish, you know, women on the breaks
on this app?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
How long you been married?

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Four years?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Okay four years?

Speaker 9 (20:02):
And I'm pregnant. Oh so I'm just the reason why
I'm like kind of doubting it though, is because you know,
when something like that happens, you're supposed to report it
on him. So I did that, and then two things
happened after and when I'm like, oh my god, I
just hope anyway, he was going away for a weekend,

(20:25):
uh to Vegas with his boys and them, and I
just thought we.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Should share locations.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
Just for like safety reasons, and and he was like no,
he was like he said, if I weird concerned, yeah,
that I could share my location, but he refused to
share his.

Speaker 13 (20:45):
And and then he's like accusing me of not trusting
him and trying to like keep tabs on.

Speaker 9 (20:51):
And so I was just like, Okay, I don't know,
Like this is bad, this is weird.

Speaker 13 (20:55):
And then and then I got a response from Hinge
and they said that it was a real profile.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
They say it wasn't catfishing.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Okay, all right, so we got a lot to uncover here. Marlene,
hang on one second and we will get him to
call on your husband next. Is it catfishing?

Speaker 13 (21:17):
Is it not?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
She's pregnant and she's worried about this. All right, So
it's kiss Ryan's roses right now. We're about to make
the call. Got Marlene in Long Beach on the line.
She's concerned that her husband is cheating on her. But
it could be a catfishing episode, but not likely. She's
been married for what four years and they are pregnant.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
So is he.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Soliciting for dates on Hinge or is it somebody else
doing it? And it's not him.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I mean, how stupid could you be as a husband
to do something like this?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Pretty stupid?

Speaker 3 (21:57):
But you being catfished.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
But if he's not being catfished, how stupid?

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
All right, so Marlene, I need you to say Ryan,
you my permission to call, and then his name.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Go ahead, you have my permission to call.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Okay, we're gonna do that right now. Be very quiet.
Let's see what we can find out about this situation.
Who's top of mind, what he's thinking about?

Speaker 6 (22:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Who he wants to send the flowers too? And good luck?

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Hi is this Elijah?

Speaker 6 (22:40):
It is Hi.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
My name is Rachel. I'm calling from Seaside Blooms. How
are you doing this morning?

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Great. We're we're new to Long Beach.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
R actually on Second Street near Corona Avenue and offering
a free promotion to local residents.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
It's a free dozen red roses.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Oh wait what Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, so's It's a three dozen red roses that you
can send to anybody that you'd like. It's a promotion
that we do about once a month, just trying to
get the word out. And they're absolutely free. I don't
need any cash from you or anything.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
We just hope that you return as a customer one day. No,
I'm good, No, no, no, are you sure they're free?
I don't need any money from you, just the name
of the person you'd want to send them.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
To anybody you want to send free roses to. This
will take like two minutes, you know, Can I just
can I call you back?

Speaker 8 (23:30):
No?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
If we can just start with the name and a note,
I can have you off the phone in less than
a minute.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You look, Oh, what's the name?

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Hold on one second? Hold on, hold on one second? Please?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Okay, Hello you there, Elijah? Hello, Yes, Hi, great?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
So the him of the person?

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Uh yeah, wait, who is this against?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
My name is Rachel. I'm calling from Seaside Blooms.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
So so like the person I'm with being someone on
the radio? Is that true?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I don't know what you're talking about. Who are you with?

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Uh? You know what?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Let me You're you're with somebody right now? What's their name?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Elijah? Can I can I speak to them?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
My wife?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Can I speak to them?

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Is my wife on the line?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Who's your wife?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Elijah? Elijah? Your your voice is being broadcast on the radio,
and yes, your wife is on the line, your wife, Marlene?
And who are you with right now?

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Well?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
How did you know I can hear her?

Speaker 6 (25:05):
How do you know it's a situation?

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
How do I know you're in this situation?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
But wait?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
What?

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
What's the situation you refer to? Elijah?

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Oh? Oh okay, no, like there's no situation. I'm sorry.
I let you go.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, no, no, no, no, actually I don't have to go,
but thanks for being kind. Elijah. Are you with a
woman now?

Speaker 6 (25:37):
No? No, I'm at work.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
And then who is that that you're with?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
H And I'm not with anybody right now?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (25:49):
Well if I called, if I called Jackson Auto Parts
right now, they're going to tell me you're there. I'm
on the line, Elijah, and you're not with me?

Speaker 8 (25:59):
So who who's over there?

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Who is it?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I'm sorry that person walked away? I don't know left that.

Speaker 14 (26:09):
Where are you?

Speaker 9 (26:10):
I don't understand, like what? Either you should be at
work or you should be home. I'm about to have
a baby. This is crazy.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
You literally got nothing to worry about.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
So Elizah, are you on hinge?

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Uh? No, definitely not.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Marlene, do you want to tell them what you found?

Speaker 9 (26:40):
I found that you you already know about the cat fishing.
It wasn't catfishing. They messaged me back.

Speaker 13 (26:46):
And they were like, this is a real profile.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
So I don't know where are you.

Speaker 13 (26:52):
Why don't you just turn on your location so you
can tell me where you're at.

Speaker 12 (26:55):
Or come home?

Speaker 6 (26:57):
I mean, like you can send me your location. No, no, no, she.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Elijah. Are you on hinge trying to pick up other women?

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (27:12):
Or no?

Speaker 6 (27:14):
I gotta get back to work.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes, you're on hinge. Are you cheating on your wife?
Have you followed through with anybody you met?

Speaker 12 (27:23):
No?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Hell no, I'm definitely not cheated on my wife.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I don't believe you, Elijah.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
I have, I have. I have to go back to work.
This is too much.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
You're not working, You're not out here with her.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
You got to get back to working on what exactly.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Ye call it? Int an office? I have to I
have worked. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
All right, Marlene found that you are on hinge. You're
clearly shady and sketchy about it. So now Marlene, we're
gonna let you both go. You need to find out
how many women he's been out with.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Good luck, Okay, good luck Marlene. Thanks for reaching out.
That's roses, all right. So you got this couple here,
Marlene and Elijah married four years. They are pregnant. He's
up on Hinge, confirmed, authenticated. He's up on Hinge soliciting
to meet other women. And we called him and he

(28:27):
acted like he was at work.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
He was with it.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I thought he was with another woman at that time.
I thought I heard another woman in the background.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
And she tipped him off. She's like, this is Ryan
Joses and he would.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Not answer the question, are you cheating? Are you on Hinge?
I got to get back to work. You're not at work. Well,
turn on your location, she said, and he said, you
turn on yours. She's like, I'm at home, you know
where I am. But he doesn't have the location. He
was shady about Hinge. The guy is cheating and maybe

(28:59):
on with multiple people, and Staney went all gangster on it.
I did, yeah, who's there, what's their name? Let me
talk to them.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
She went deep on that.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
So I don't need a debate. I think Elijah's lying.
I think Elijah's on Hinge looking for other dates. And
I think Elijah's cheating on his wife. I think so too.
So Noel and Santa Monica. You at Ryan's roses, What
do you think?

Speaker 14 (29:24):
Okay, I think he is not at work, Like he
is definitely with his other woman for sure, and I'm
assuming like he left early in the morning, took up
with her on his way to work, and they're like,
you know, it just seems way too fishy for me.
And I feel like, if your wife is not trusting,
you just share your location and it is as simple

(29:45):
as that.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
It really makes no sense to me that he wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's all he would have to do to calm things down,
but he would not do that because he's lying and
he's cheating.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
Yeah, I mean, I think he's really not her.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I do too, I mean have a baby as well.
And this guy is just a bad guy and he
won't he won't, he won't step up and tell the truth.
And who's he talking to you in the background? The
other woman sounds like definitely not the woman with I'm
so there you go. But at least she knows for

(30:19):
sure he's lying. Now what do you do? What a
bad time to have this situation happen? Bad time anytime
especially now. Yeah, all right, Noel, thank you very much
for calling. Yeah, there's not much to think about here.
The dude would not answer any questions and he would
not flip on his location. Just flipping on your work,

(30:40):
flipping on let me see no exactly, won't do it.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Kiss.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
There's a new app coming out called Touch Grass. What
is this about? And why do we need to even care?
And how useless is all of this?

Speaker 8 (30:51):
This is?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's not necessarily that it's useless.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
It'll be useful and it'll give you more time back
in your day. And the premise is it'll force you
to literally go outside and touch grass. So you're gunning outside,
you get your vitamin D, you're with nature, which is
good for you. It's good for the soul, all those things.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
And it's forcing you to go out there and touch
grass before you go on.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Social media, so you balance yourself.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's coming out tomorrow, be available tomorrow, and you touch
the grass and asks you to choose two apps that
are your biggest time suckers. Okay, so think about the
ones that you want to limit for me, probably Instagram
or TikTok gosh at this point, chat you BT and
then it's going to block those apps. The only way
to unlock them is to take a picture of yourself
outside actually touching grass. That's I'm saying it out loud.

(31:38):
It sounds so ridiculous, and then submitting it in the
app and then you can choose how much time you
have in each restricted app et cetera.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I like the notion. I like the idea of touching
the earth. Now, my earth is very soggy right now,
but I like the idea of it before you go
into all this other stuff. But it is kind of like,
I mean, this is the next big thing. We're out,
Like we are out? Why don't two point seven kiss FM?
Is it over now? Sarah? Good morning?

Speaker 6 (32:07):
How are you good?

Speaker 9 (32:09):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Super good? So you're calling about your neighborhood book club.
I see, I am so my Atlantic nice club that
still happened.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
It is very nice. I didn't know either. My husband
and I just moved to a new neighborhood and I
was invited by one of the women here that he
started it and he does it with other women on
the block and some of her friends, and I thought
it was super nice. Obviously a great way to meet
neighbors and some new people because we're new to the area.

(32:42):
So I went a couple of times, but I haven't
been able to go back just because of my schedule,
and I don't think I'm going to be able to
go back. And what I'm trying to ask is just
like a good way to kind of back out of
the book club instead of continuously to her invite. And
I'll give you some background. So I'm in grad school

(33:04):
right now and working, so my time is really consumed.
If I'm not at work, I'm studying or doing work
for school. And I really thought I could swing, like
you know, doing like the book club and and adding
in like some fun books, but I can't. And so,
like one of the last times that I went, they

(33:27):
really want everyone to participate. I really just thought it
was going to be like a space to like meet
people and make friends. But they were like when they
asked me a question I didn't know the answer, they
were like annoyed and making sniffy comments about.

Speaker 13 (33:40):
It, I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Social, So, what was the last book that you were
supposed to read?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Oh my gosh, honestly, I'm so far behind. I can't
even tell you. I've I've missed like two books now,
and they keep sending me the titles.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
And I keep this is like that I all go through.
It's like we overcome it. We kicked the can to
telling people we can't do it. We eventually need to
just say we can't do it because and we ever
commit our kids sometimes too with too many activities, which
over commits us to deliver them to all the places. So, Sarah,
here's my view. Do what you just did with us,
like what you just told us with sincerity, like you

(34:18):
said it to us. It is the reality. It's a burden.
This thing should not be a burden. It should be
a pleasure. It's not. And so therefore you need to
not kick the can on this and just be up
front and honest that you have too much on your plate.
And maybe you could revisit it at that's always another
great as that's perfect, revisit at another time.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
And I like that too much on my plate right now?
Grad school and everything you.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Going to grad school make the world a better place.
Who's gonna he's gonna throw a flag.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
At So maybe later we can revisit it. That's really good.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Revisits always.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah, I like that. Revisit is a good one, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
This is a good bye anybody who wants to get
out of something use the word revisit that.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I'm gonna take note whenever you use that with me,
Well you might forget by then.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, you guys won't forget.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
You've definitely used that all this Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Now I'm like trying to think back. How many times
do you use that with me?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
What's a synonym for that? I'll use that next time, Sarah.
I appreciate your schedule. I appreciate you just being like
a go getter. I love that you're out there making
things happen. Good luck with your pursuits, and let's edit
this very stressful, too serious book club out grad school
is major.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah all right, yeah, thank you guys so much, Thank.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You, bye bye. You know it's funny, like you ever
have friends they're like, well, tell me what books top
three books you're reading right now? Like, hey, I'm not
reading three books.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah, I'm like, let me see what my audible credits are.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I always go back to like the same book for
ten years.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
But I get what she's saying. I got invited to
a book club and I like really wanted to be
a part of it because like it was like cute friends,
but the book was like seven hundred pages.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Let's let's you know, time can let's reass let's read
Jamie's on the line in WHITTI or good one to Jamie. Hi, guys,
what's the story? What's that going to help you?

Speaker 7 (36:07):
Well?

Speaker 15 (36:07):
I heard you guys talking last week about micro retiring,
and you know, like how some people believe their jobs
and enjoy lives and then go back to working when
they're ready.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Whatever hiatus if you can do it.

Speaker 15 (36:19):
Yeah right, okay, So so I'm not really doing that exactly,
but I did get laid off Friday last Friday. So
my question is they gave me a three month severance,
which is great obviously, but do I enjoy the time
off or do I try to jump right back in

(36:40):
and try to find a new job because it's not
really my.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Style to kind of like take it easy or whatever.

Speaker 15 (36:44):
But a lot of my friends are jealous, and I'm
getting paid to do nothing for three months.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
I think I should travel, and I just I don't
really know what I should do.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I think you should maximize this unique opportunity to do
whatever you want and not worry about what other people think.
What a little blessing luxury if.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
You can get by though, because those three months are
going to go by super fast, and then going to interviews.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
All of that maybe take two weeks. Then that's a
long time. Yeah, like do something, maybe split it up,
go go do something you spontaneous for longer than you
normally would, then come back and get real.

Speaker 15 (37:24):
Okay, Yeah that's yeah, because I just don't know if
I'd be able to truly relax during without having something
like do it.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Right out of the gate, do it right up front,
and then come back and focus. M perfect.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, that's a great compromise.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Thank you, well, thanks for reaching out and enjoy your time.
Thanks for listening to us. Well that's what Just go
now and slippers. Yeah, I know right, this is so fun.
I'm gonna say a little Yeah. Two point seven is KISS.
We're gonna bounce out. Talk to you all morning Friday

(37:56):
morning on KISS. Have it going. Thanks for listening so
on air with Ryan Christ.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
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