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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you on air with a Ryan Seacrest.
I guess because it was your birthday yesterday. You were
in my dream last night, were at work. I went
to go work out while we were at work, and
then I came back and then I changed and you were.
I don't know, it's weird. I was trying to like
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get my work out him while we were working. It
was like a time efficient dream. It wasn't like what
pleasant dream. I woke up going, Oh, that's the dream
I'm having right now?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What not pleasant? Please? It should be a dream when
I'm in your dreams.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But you don't want to dream about work. It's not
what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
When I was like making you do stuff for work, it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Was everybody was here anyway. It's April Fol's day. I'm
not for it because anything that happens today that's out
of the ordinary is so predictable. It's all been done.
Like we're not planning any Aprilfols.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I feel like I should plan a prank on my
kids or something.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I was wanting to plan one on Robbie for like
a week before April Fools, because he like loves April Fools.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He does.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, well he does it more for the kids, but
I couldn't think of anything. Well, there's still time. We're
just getting the day started.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, I mean we can peppery with suggestions from listeners
for kids. I get like, it's probably fun to do
with your kids on your kids, or your kids to
do on you. But just we hear us and me
without kids, I'm not gonna go home and play a
joke on Georgia. That's like mean, no, not, I wouldn't understand.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Not on dogs, but kids. I think we can get
away with doing some cute, funny stuff backroom.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Do you guys celebrate April Fool's Day?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Not anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, not anymore. This generation does not celebrate April Fools Day.
They're drinking less and foolish less, that's true, but just
foolish less.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't I wasn't born on April Fools Oh, or
what would be the worst day of the year to
be born?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A leapier? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Maybe leapier?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you think Christmas Eve is a bad year to
be born? That's when I was.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, Because it's your birthday, so you're like forced to
love it, forced to.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Love it, actually like it? Well you but you my
mom who's listening.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But you like it because it's all you know. Like
I like my birthday because all I know. But maybe
if I was born on April fools, I would like
it too.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I would convince all things that happened to me in
my life. One, when's your birthday? December twenty fourth? Oh
that much?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And number two kids married? Oh red flag? No, no
to both.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Have you ever celebrated your birthday not around your birthday
like you did a summer party or something.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, it doesn't feel my birthday's like it feels Christmas timey.
That's what I'm used to.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What would you do when you were a kid and
you had like birthday parties?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
We do it before school got out, So you did it.
I was skating rank December twelfth or something.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, that's cute at least at least.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
At least thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
No, no, because I feel like my birthday's in the summer,
and I never had birthday parties because everybody was always.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
On like summer vacation with their families.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But now you love it because you can actually be
on vacation for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, as a kid, it sucked. As an adult not
so bad. And I got your gift yesterday, Ryan, and
thank you so much. It was You're welcome, very thoughtful
of you, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Do you know what to do with it?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I know what to do with it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Why it's an accessory.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It's amazing. This is like the best addition to my life.
Do you know what to do with it? Is amazing?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Just you put stuff in it and you carry it along.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's a very very beautiful cosmetic bag that I would
never buy for myself. So I'm very grateful.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Guys, Guys, if you want cosmetic accessories, yeah, I mean,
I'm your guy. And I can't stuff it with cosmetics
too well. The cookie cake was a Dodger cookie cake,
but I could also stuff it with cosmetics as well.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Well.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Anyway, I love it. Good to see you all. Blah
blah blah. Today April Fool's Day, obviously partly sunny today.
High's in the mid sixties. Just like saying the word
Sonny waanngo tango tickets for you every hour. They're coming
up in just a few minutes. That'll be the next
thing we do. First, let you go around the breakfast
table and those and those and those highs and lows
(04:08):
of the last twenty hours, isn't it. You're high the
last day.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, it was my birthday yesterday and after Maxim's baseball game,
we all went out to dinner as a family of five,
and it was just great. It's a nice, small, little
family dinner. Last night, And Tanya, you're high.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I ran into Lisa vander Palm and spent like an
hour chatting with her, and I'm obsessed with.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And I'm obsessed with her and her husband.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Like upset, Lisa, if you're listening, we apologize.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, she was into it. She's jealous, he says everything.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, Okay. The high for me is that I'm not
ordained and I met a couple at a dinner that
is getting married in June, and they are inquiring about
my services.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Lies, Okay, No, you can make a business out of this.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You're low. The last twenty hours.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm on my tank and my car's empty, and i
just don't know if I'm going to make it home
or it's a car line pickup.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Tanya, you're low.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'm not caught up on white Lotus and I keep
seeing suilers.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And my low, I'm more Dane and people asking me
to marry them. They keep saying, hey, I saw that
you were at an altar because Tany posted these pictures everywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That'll fade. I feel like after a few more months,
it's like they'll forget.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Look, I said to them, as long as you let
me call you guys, Robbie and Tanya, I have the everything.
Prep do you have the script? I got the script
if you just be Robby and Tanya, you have.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The same jokes about cookie everything.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh my gosh, naked guys in a cold punch. That's
my that's my material. So someone was you know, people
tell me things and I believe it as law. Some
guy was telling me the other day. Alejandro is his name,
and he was telling me that sharks only eat ten
thousand times in their lifetime and that they really don't
want to eat you because they don't want to wait,
they don't love you, and they don't want to waste
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one of their meals on you. Y water, and you're
bigger than that generally, and in murky water, they may
think that the arm is a fish and that's when they
might eat you. And I only bring this up because
you guys are surfing now. In the ocean, right, Sisney Antonia.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It was actually really fun. I was a little do
it together. We did it together. Yeah, it had been
I haven't been on a surfboard in twenty years and
so it was a hot minute before I was on one.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
How did you coordinate a surf lesson together behind my back?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It wasn't behind your back. And actually, I'm pretty sure
you were invited. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you got the calendar.
And Beata, our boss orchestrated this whole thing saying that
because we're having Wingo Tango in Huntington Beach, we should
all go down to Huntington Beach and really, yes, put
ourselves to this environment and scheey everybody did this.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I miss all the stuff I don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
All right, well, so it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wh was the best, Sisney?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, yeah, well I'll take it definitely.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So I like got up and my guy, my instructor,
was like, so, like, you did so amazing, and I
was like, I just don't want to get my hair wet,
so I just wanted to stay on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
The floor like no matter what, come on and no.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And I was like thinking, I was so good because
I was like, I can ski and I can snowboard.
And then I watched the video that they took of
me doing the surfing, and I was.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
So bad, and my instructor was like holding onto my
board like he was like swimming with me. That's why
you felt like you were so in control.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, you think you're standing up straight, you're bent over.
You think you're going for minutes for me, yeah, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I felt the same way when I look back at
my videos. By the way, I was like when I
was on the board, I was like, oh my gosh,
it's like riding a bike. And then I look at
the videos, I'm like a grandma on a board.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I got to give credit to surfers who are just
they're dedicated to getting out there and getting those waves
first thing, early in the morning, whether it's cold or
cloudy or whatever it is, they're out there getting those waves.
And thank you for changing on the side of the
road to make me feel inadequate about my body. Yeah,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
They changed and they get into a towel like.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's very I don't know what it is with my pace.
I always catch somebody changing clothes on the side of
their road.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You have to do it, though, you know. I drove
home in a towel and my bait, just my ban
suit all the way back to l A.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
How was Jojo at surfing?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I missed Jojo. I had to leave early because I
had to go read to the kids in first grade.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Anybody scared of the sharks or not?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We were like, waste deep water.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It doesn't matter sharks swimming waistep water.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
There is no chance it was.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Did you post anything I sent?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I posted some We can actually someone right now.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We texted you, okay, I'll read the text in the
spray here. Uh, surf lessons? Are we going to surf?
Oh my gosh, wait, who's the guy pushing into that bulk?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's the instructor that gives us a little hoist?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh you were up? You were up? Yeah, you guys
are right. You're in like one inch of water, not
deep at all. What's out of the car? Cargo ship
coming in behind you? There's like cargo ships nearby.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, by the way, Ryan. I went to go to
the first graders and I had to bring five books,
and one of them was your Book to Make Believers,
And they loved it, like because it was a brand
new book to them. All the other books they were
like being rowdy and like calling out, right, they're calling out,
and this one was the only book where they were
all quiet and their little eyeballs were so into it
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and it was the cutest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Thank you for doing that. The make Believers at a
bookstore near you. Yes, no green eggs in ham No.
They met when he gave her a standing ovation at karaoke.
She says that had the most amazing first date, but
she hasn't heard from him since, So why is he
blowing her off? Sysney first through the headline.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, unfortunately, we will not be getting new Cla versus
Us scene the women's final four as the Trojans were
eliminated last night. Ucla, though will now play Yukon on Friday.
Starting today, LA County residents will see a sales top
increase due to a voter approved measure that supports county
(10:04):
run homeless services. Hooters filed for bankruptcy protection, but the
restaurant chain will remain open for now, and the Dodgers
are asking fans to arrive early to tomorrow night's game
against the Braves since it's show Hey o tany MVP
bobble Head Night. First pitch is at five thirty eight pm.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Would you ever try and match make your kids or
would your parents ever try and set you up but
not only set you up with somebody that they know
the parents of, but actually do it through Is it
a matchmaking app?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Like the apps like Hinge, bumble whatever? You give you
give your your phone to your parent and say you
know what you swipe for me? You try to pick
the match, so.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Hold on for you. So, for example, I would give
my mom Tinder, yes, and she would pick the person
for me, and then she call and go, hey, I
say you up with this person? You're gonna go out
a hinge at least yes. Don't judge. You have to
judge the apps. It's about the person.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Not everyone judges tender.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Why does everyone judge Tinder?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Kind of got like that.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
By the way, I have a funny story. So I
was talking to uh my doctor about a grinder a
coffee beat, okay, and uh, I don't have his cell
phone number, and so the next day, Uh, this weird
number comes in. I don't recognize the number. And you know,
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you can read the first couple of sentences of the text.
All I saw was Grinder, and I was like, is
this grinder trying to like solicit me?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Like, do you want to.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I forgot coffee grinder. I thought it was Grinder the
app trying to reach out. Turns out is my doctor
recommending a coffee grinder. Oh that's so good, But you
see how one could be confused?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, which one did you recommend?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
By the way, I can't remember? Anyway, Can you explain
what parents are doing and how they're doing this?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yes, So it's kind of stepped from a few viral
stories that have gone all over social This twenty seven
year old named Esti moved back home after a really
bad breakup, and her mom decided to help her get
back out there by literally taking over the dating apps
and she went full matchmaker. She even bought the hinge
plus account, which I didn't even know that you could
pay to get a better hinge And then her daughter
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was all for it, trusting her mom's opinion, really kind
of just stepping into this and starting to go on
dates that her mom was choosing for her, and then
they basically shared this and there's more parents and there's
more stories out there of parents doing this now, and
as a mom like, I would love nothing more in
a few years to like match my kids up. I mean,
we kind of do it now. We kind of do
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it now. We have friends that were like, oh my god, fee,
they're going to marry each other one day and then
we'll be in laws.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
All right, Well, let's not wait, Mikaitla, you're close with
your mom, you're of dating age. Let's get her in
on this, right, I've talked to her before.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Would you do that?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Only she's got nothing to do but trust.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
For my mom. Come on, you don't know that. Come on,
you know what? In all, my sister matched Michael and
I up.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And sister is very different than my sister's very mommish,
Like she's eight years older than me, and she's always
like that bossy mom feeling of sister, different than mom.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And I'm I'm happy that she matched us.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
My point, you're welcome, Mark, I'm gonna give you a segment.
You're to call my mother and ask her she wants
to do this for me? Oh okay, I can do
it today, tomorrow, any day, schedule book her, schedule her,
call this idea to her and see, I want to
know what she would look for for me?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yes, what are like the key qualities that she wants
for you?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Okay, that's God's coming up one day. I don't know,
later today this week we will get so.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
We would get Connie's phone.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We understand how it works, Honey, We've been through all of it.
We know we got it. We don't need to repeat it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, we're gonna have to help her, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well she's like to do it. Yeah, Well, let's just
talk to her and let's get her. But I don't
know what she'd even look for exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Start there.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Second date update. We do these every Tuesday. We're going
to Glendale. Dear Ryan, Sisney, Tanya. This from Casey. My
friends and I love to go to karaoke on Saturday
nights at Dave some Broadway. I'm actually pretty good. It's
why I moved here from Minnesota. Anyway. I finished my
Selene Dion song, big song, Yeah, and a guy didn't
know gave me a standing ovation. So I talked to him.
He asked for my number. We went out. I had
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a great time. But what is the right way to
get a number these days? Do you have can you
ask or do you have to do you hand them
your phone or do you have to do that thing
where they sink context?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Is it phone number is the only one that knows
or is it ig accounts MICHAELA.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You meet a dude, do you like do that thing
where they sink their thing they just like like automatically
morphs yeah. Or do you give them their phone and
put the plus in?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't know what this is.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
When you when you want a guy's number, when you
want a guy's number or give it your number? Do
you just hand them your phone and type it in?
Do you get their phone type in? Do you do
the wo?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't I think I just they just asked for
it and they either hand me their phone, I give
them my number or yeah the thing yeah it's not off.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, it's fine hand your phone off. But what if
you had your phone off and you don't know their name?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
So the trick is, here's the trick.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
If you don't know their name, you take their phone
and you said, let me put my phone number in
your phone.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Oh wait, no, you.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Haven't done this.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
You're married, Wow, rusty, excuse me.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
But what you do is you get them, you text them.
You need to figure out a way to get.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Them to stop. Sorry everyone, I'm sorry everyone. By the way,
we've discovered it is fine. If you want to get
someone's number, take someone's number, just hand them the phone
after you hit plus in the contacts, type it in,
get the phone back, move on. We settled it. Dear
Ryan CS and Tanya uh friends and I will go
to karaoke is from Casey. She meets this guy out
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because he loved her karaoke singing, and then they went
out one time and now he's blowing her off. So Casey,
it's always interesting to find out why you thought it
was a great date. He doesn't want to reach out
again after he's the one that sort of stood up
after you sang your karaoke song and he was a
total stranger, right, So fast forward to now you guys
meet out at this karake and then you go out
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on your first date. What was the first date?
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Like, ah, so full disclosure. We actually like made out
a little bit that first night of days, okay, in
a dark corner, so I expected a little more like
physicality on our first real date. So he took me
to bakari at the Americana and it was like so nice,
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and he cut the date short, like no kiss or anything,
so like he must not have been into me, but
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
He could have had he could have had uh stomach
problems that happened to me. I've done that, I've done that.
How did he cut it short? What did he say?
And like how did he exit?
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah, it was it was like really weird.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
He just.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
He just decided that, you know, he had to head out,
and he was like, thank you, this is really nice,
and just kind of left. And then I never heard
from him again. And I thought, like, we had good
chemistry and I don't want to sound conceited, but I don't.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
Get rejected a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
There goes to not sounding conceited. Hold on one second,
I mean she knows one second, you don't say it.
We're gonna find out. We're gonna get him on the phone.
He's agreed to come on the air.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I think right now, I want to know how you
got out of it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Casey Glendale. She sings karaoke night does this Lean Dion song.
The stranger stands up, gives her standing ovation, they meet,
they make out, they go out on the date. During
the first date, he cuts it off short. She was like, Hey,
I don't get rejected. That's what she said to me.
I don't want to sound conceited, but I don't get rejected.
So why he cut the date short and he's not
reaching out to me at all? So something completely changed.
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He did a one eighty, he made out with her,
went out with her, left the date early, and now
won't reach out to her.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
And you think it's stomach issues.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I think it could be diarrhea. I'm just.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
What did you say to get out of that situation?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I probably made up there. I didn't make it up.
I said I always go into any date saying after
work very early, you're out and so, and if I
have to cut it off, I go, oh my gosh,
it's seven thirty. I've got to get Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Wow, it's a great excuse. I used to use you
all the time.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I used to use you as my excuse.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Any day of the week because I would say, I
have to work for you, And even if it was
like a Sunday, like you're always doing something.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Oh you're welcome. Yeah, good, good for you, bad for me.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That makes all his works so hard.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, I'm sure I have such a great reputation of
my coworkers out there. Oh he made me work tomorrow morning,
six am on a Sunday Kirk Service drive. All right, Casey, sorry,
if it's a tight family here, we're gonna call this
dude right now. I think he's on the phone. Actually
his name is Matt. Is that right?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
All right, don't say anything. We're gonna try and find
out why he blew you off after everything was going
so well.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
All right, Oh, thank you. I just really want to
know why.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, Casey, who said to me, I don't want to
sound conceited, but I never get rejected. Let's find out
why she got rejected. Matt. Are you there, Matt Iowa? Hey, Matt,
it's Ryan Seacrest. You're on the radio with Systney Tanya
myself on Kiss FM. Thanks for coming on with us.
This will be very fast. Oh Okay, who're asking you about?
There's a woman I think he went out with named Casey.
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Do you remember going out with her?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (19:54):
Yeah, I remember her?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And how was he? How was the date?
Speaker 10 (19:59):
You know it was? Uh? I saw her doing karaoke.
You know that that girl can sing. I don't know
what else did she?
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
She tell you.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
She didn't tell me that much. But you went out
with her? Did you? Did you like the date? How
did it go when you went out with her?
Speaker 10 (20:22):
But yeah, I wasn't really uh, I wasn't really feeling it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh not what were you feeling?
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Let me just put it this way. She's uh, she's
her own biggest fan.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Mh. So she is a very self confident. Is that bad?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Well, she's she didn't ask me a question all night, like,
nothing about me all night, talked about herself.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, I know that. I probably I've probably done that
myself awfully. Uh okay. So and then, Matt, what did
you do after you since that she was uh self fulfilled?
Speaker 10 (21:03):
I mean I I mean I was trying. She was
super hot, you know, but she got a text and
I noticed she had her face on her lock screen,
and yeah, I just think that says a lot about
a person, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But was she with somebody else? Was it like her
and like a dog, or her and her mom or
anything like that.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
Because it's just her?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Did you quickly, just because where everybody's listening to this
right now and they're on the way to work, would
you go out with her again?
Speaker 10 (21:38):
I don't. I don't think so okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Casey is on the phone here, Casey, he thinks you're cocky.
That's why he blew you off.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Because I'm a photo of myself on.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
My lock screen, Like, yes, yes, that's cocky. Picture of
a pet. Then you put a picture someone else's past landscape,
pre beat something else, great Dodgers. You can't put you
(22:13):
on your phone. You can't like So that's it?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
Like that was it?
Speaker 10 (22:17):
Seriously? I mean it's it's not just the lock screen.
It was it was like your general vibe. But here's
the thing. I mean, you're really attractive, you're really talented.
I just think the problem is that you know all
these things a little too well.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
You know.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
I honestly I wish you the best, truly, I would
just I would just try some humility, okay, take care.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Who All right? Well, Casey, uh, I think there you
have why Matt isn't into you. I'm sure you sound
like you've got a lot going on. And I guess
one other thing that I would lean from this, Casey
is maybe, even if it's difficult, ask the other person
some questions.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Right, he did mention that, wow, talk to you whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, all right, Well, thanks for reaching out this nee Hod,
Good morning in Irvine. How are.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Doing good? How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Doing well? Thanks for asking? So you need some advice here?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, hopefully you guys can can help me out.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
What's a topic, bro, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
So little background on it. In a position at work
that has never been established before, one of a kind,
and just had my first quarter review went well, any
metrics set were exceeded, and when the topic came up
of hey, doing a great job, would like my salary
to reflect that, looking for an increase, things got kicked
(23:50):
down the road. And this is in the first time,
and I'm looking for a way where it's not too pushy,
but where deadline of a timeframe can be set instead
of it being a top for a later discussion.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh so there's a fine line. There's an art to this,
to being direct but not pushing exactly. Yeah, how would
you approach it in your mind? What what do you
think the approach is?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Well, I came into it kind of guns blazing. I
knew where I stood in terms of the metrics are
supposed to hit and where I fell. And so one
of the aspects is bringing in more money, right, more
money for company, for revenue, and so I was beyond
it by about twenty six percent. Told them for my
next quarter goals, I want to go past that raised
by about another thirteen percent, and for it would be
(24:39):
looking for an eleven percent raise, which would put me
out where I want to be. And well, that's not
something where we would take away money from the company.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
It's but it woul incentivize you to continue to grow.
So what's wrong with what you just said to me
to your boss?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
The boss is like dodging him.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
So there's a couple of years of it. And so
when I took it to my direct boss, it was
something where hey, we have to take it to the
owners executive managements get their feedback. When I asked them,
can we arrange that meeting, it's always we'll get back
to you. They're busy, I'm going not time for it.
When I try to just reach out to them directly,
it's always something, hey, we'll schedule out of time. And
when I ask, okay, when's going to be a good time.
(25:14):
If I put something just directly on their calendar, it's
always postponed or tentative, where that conversation never happen.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, it's lame. It's annoying. So first of all, I
think presenting the data was fantastic. Yeah, and you know
number their return is bigger, Your returns should be bigger.
That all makes sense. I don't like the lameness, as
Tanya said, of the sketchiness of not locking down a date.
So can you say something to the effect of what
is it April? So what can you say? Can we
(25:42):
lock down or could we please get this appointment or conversation.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
We're all busy, but let's get at the.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
End of the month. I think you need to give
a reasonable deadline in a finesse way, by the end
of the month, then in two weeks. I think the
end of the month actually is a fair way to say.
It's the beginning. Yeah, just say it's the beginning of
the month. It's perfect, like by the end of the month.
So you're doing everything. You know what you're doing, and
(26:11):
I love it, and you should get this, I hope.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
So I want to. I feel like I deserve it
and trying to. It's always the thing, right, you work
hard and you want it to show where I just
wanted to show it's not increasing anything from them because
I'm earning them more, and I just think it would be.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Fair in authenticity. Your authenticity is what's going to get
that for you give them the month to set the
meeting and see what happens. And good luck to you,
Broy for you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Good luck, good luck, bye bye. I've had to had
to me so many times where it's like, it's just
you know what happens. It happens. It's gonna be. It's
gonna be summer. We'll do in the fall. What the fall,
It's gonna be summer. So what you don't work in
the summer, it's gonna be. It's gonna be like October
twelfth Man, the holidays are coming. Can we do the
beginning of the year. No, I cannot do it the beginning? Now?
(27:00):
Wrong with you kicking the can? Love was on the
brain of Benny Blanco. That was on his brain. He
basically said to himself, look, I know what I want.
At least he knows what he wants. I know what
I want. I want kids, I want a family. I
want someone to age appropriate. And he didn't quite do
what Tanya did, but a version of what Tanya did.
Tanya went into a workbook called Calling the One and
wrote down everything she wanted and then Robbie came out of.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
This was a seven week Mine was a seven week
daily homework timent.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah too intense. What don't Benny Blanco do to connect
with Seleny Gumms? Because they knew each other anyway?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yes, right, they were friends for a long time. But
he revealed that he made a list of all the
things I want in a woman, so he said, Benny said,
before I met her, I was a guy in La
trying to find the one for me and I was
having some trouble. I was like, Okay, it's time to
be a grown up. I want to start a life.
I want to have a family, and I want to
find a person that is like my other half that
makes me feel better.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
So I wrote down a list. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Benny went on to give some details on his list,
and so these are a couple of things that he did,
I'd say, but I'm sure there was more on it.
He said he wanted somebody age appropriate, which to him
was thirty plus.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So old is he?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
That's actually a great question.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
How much was that great?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
He's thirty seven?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Okay, got it?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So to him, age appropriate was thirty plus someone who
is kind, compassionate, and caring. So I feel like, obviously
Selena checks all of those boxes. But I feel like,
I know you guys give me a hard time about
this workbook that I did, calling in the one, But
I do feel like there is something with writing things down,
(28:36):
being intentional about what you want and what you want
to manifest because everything is like living. We're all vibrations,
were all just like everything is living, even our all thought,
our thoughts are living.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You mischaracterize us. We did not give you a hard
time for doing that. We just thought it was too intense.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yes, because everyone does things like this in their own way.
I yes, I have a journal that I would write
in whenever I would have a bad breakup or relationship
troubles or things like that. And that was the way
I was able to release my things before I met Michael.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, and I intentionally go to the gym and just
hope to meet somebody.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
No, but your gym is probably like your therapy, of
like it is clearing your mind, the gym trying to
pick up chicks.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You're not picking up chicks at the gym. That didn't
come out of my mouth once again. You have your
own movie.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I'm not picking up chicks at the gym.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Who says that anyway? That is just weird picking up
going almost abnauseous, guys. I have to leave this date.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Between this show and the gym, I get therapy for
hours and hours a day. All right, that they found
each other. I love intention. Good on them. It's a
new moon, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
It is what the blood moon from two weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, there's a moon. There's a moon. There's a moon.
There's a moon. Yeah yeah yeah. And we're gonna play
for Wingo Tango tickets here a game called Joji Cat
board game. Don't you get a board game? Oh? Sona,
good morning, O Sona, Santa Clarita. How are you good?
How are you very good? Are you on McBean Parkway?
(30:17):
Where are you?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
No?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
I'm I'm actually off of the fourteen freeway, off of them?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, gotcha. You have to spend any time on McBean.
Speaker 10 (30:29):
I do sometimes.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah good, I like that parkway. So anyway, we got
takens to Wingo Tango. We're gonna play this game here.
I'll give you a title. You tell me if it's
a Doja Cat song. Or if the title is an
actual board game. You gotta get three right before you
get three wrong. Okay, here we go, first one, make
that cake. Is that a Dojacat track or board game?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Board games?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, it's a doja Cat track from twenty nineteen Dojakat
track twenty nineteen. Yeah, lunch money Lewis.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Is on that.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Here's money Lewis.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Guys, please, I'm dipping in the next one. Bang, he's
bang a Dojiacat song or board game? A board game,
that's right, Wild West Steam game available, target, next one,
next one, Here we go, board game or Dojikat track?
(31:21):
Yet yut yuch yut truck. Now it's a board game,
it's cream board game.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Tricky because she always says get into.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not yet.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah I know, but she says get into it.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah yeah, but that's not yet.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, but the tea could be silent.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, you want to litigate this, Yeah, let's take it.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
To court and let's see how she does.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
What is the score? I'm not keeping it.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I'm gonna call my husband's one correct.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Okay, yeah, ok I gotta get this one here. Roll
with us, Roll with us, Dojacat song or board.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Game Dojacat songs?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Correct, You're in it to win it now. If you
get this one right, you're going to Wango Tango. Is
this a board game or Dojacat Track? It is called
don't Wake Daddy? Is it a board game or Dojacat
Track board game? That's it, you got it. It's a
broad day. It's a kid's board game.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Don't wait, Daddy, I like that game.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Okay. Anyway, Osana, we'll see our congratulations. It is uh
the big Taco festivals coming up, and we're gonna talk
to Javier Capraal from La Taco Taco Madness. How it's
going on right now, Taco madness. So we'll get into
that's very la thing to do. First, some talkbacks that
came into our iHeartRadio app or red microphone inside. I
(32:57):
don't text anymore. I just leave voice notes. It's good stuff.
And then I always close you with thank you by
I don't know why I close it, but you do. Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Let me talking about I don't know surpris yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Okay, I'll surprise you. Anyway. Let's get to this. A
couple of talkbacks here. First. One here is from Nancy
in Ohio. Nancy has some ideas for the names of
the Eglitz in Big Bear that have been so famous.
Speaker 9 (33:30):
Persie and Perry for naming Theglitz.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh, it's this Maria from Ohio. Hello, guys, thank you
for listening. That's what's cool. But RADB, you can kind
of listen from wherever. Very cute. This is serious. It's
an anonymous caller. What are you running from? Who are
you hiding from? Anonymous caller has a question about morning
shots of olive oil.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
I'm just wondering what type of olive oil does Ryan
drink every morning. I'm trying to incorporate that in my
diet and nowhere to go, so I need some.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Help than okay, Well, thank you very much for asking.
I actually have my own that I make. It's my hobby,
so I don't I mean, I could give that to
you if you get me an address, I'll be happy
to send you some of it. But you need to
look for extra virgin olive oil. Make sure it's EVO
and if it has the California certified sticker on it,
(34:22):
even better. But make sure you check, look and ask
and if you can find some knowledge about the store.
Just make sure it's extra virgin olive oil, and it
doesn't have a blend of other things in it, you know,
really don't pay attention to like the look of the label,
really read the label, get it. I couldn't be more
serious about this.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
What's the California certified aspect of it? I've seen it
before now I know I have seen it too.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Why that means that they've verified that it's one hundred
percent pure. Let's go to Rhode Island, Michaila. Is this
your mother? Lisa?
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Hi, my name is Lisa, and I'm wondering how to
get rid of a dirty version of a song because
you don't play the dirty version on the radio. And
I put it in my playlist and it turned into
a dirty version. So I'm wondering how to get rid
of that. If you could let.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Me know, peekaboo not like us, surprise, right, that's what happened,
all right. So here's what you do. When you search
for a song, Lisa. You look for the capitol letter
E next to it's in a square. That E actually
stands for explicit version. So if you see the E,
it always be there. Right, there's an explicit version, and
(35:42):
then without the ad it's like the radio version, which
is what we put on the air. It's true, all right,
Taco madness is going down. I like Taco dot Com
puts this on. Have you filled out your bracket for tacos?
That's more my speed. That bracket. That's what they do. Actually,
you fill out a bracket. A lot of people look
forward to this time of year. Taco madness from La
(36:03):
Taco It was like college basketball. He start with sixty
four different taco makers. Everybody votes the best taco spot
in Southern California's chosen. After those votes, every type of
tacos represented his sy Antania South LA to East La,
Mexican imports to homegrown masters, old school to new stuff,
michelal Star to non michell Star. Oh wow, Javier, did
(36:23):
I set it up right?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Oh yeah, you got me even more excited than I
was already. So thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Good now, Javier, Where are we sixteenth? Daniel Taco Madness?
What round are we in? Round one?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Where are we still round one? The cutoff is at midnight,
and it's getting pretty heated. You know, it's there's a
there's a couple of matches that you know there there
is plenty of space for for upsets, but there is
one that's that's out there to win it. So well,
it's it's exciting times.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well where does it stand in round one? And how
do people vote for their favorite takaria?
Speaker 6 (37:01):
So you go to La Taco dot com and it's
right there. You'll you'll see it.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
It's it's I.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Mean, we are the first and original and still the
longest standing taco tournament in the country, and every single year,
uh me and the rest of our of our time
little staff, we choose the best that could have h
to compete. So you can also use this as a
cheat sheet to find and taste LA's best tacos.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I love that. Where does it stand now? Any front runners?
You've seen any go?
Speaker 6 (37:29):
Yeah, you know there's you know, there's there's a couple
of the power players this year that we're keeping an
eye on. There's two of them. There's so Norah Town
in downtown LA because they've they've tasted that glory before.
They've been really close to winning. Uh But then there's
some other guys from actually close to Disneyland and Orange County.
(37:50):
But they have an el tak now called Tacos Lolos.
These guys have a huge line every single day. So
they their fans are are ready to back them up,
and they've won before, and so I suspect that it's
going to come down to those two.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
This is it's so much fun. I mean, it's a
live by the way madness.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
And by the way, those two taketos. You know, everyone
loves wood fired. You know, wood fired me asada, and
that's exactly what those two specialize in. Now we know,
we do have a live event on Saturday, May this third,
and that's going to be and that's going to culminate
at an actual live festival where you can taste all
these in one place. Of course. Everything benefits are independent
(38:35):
local site Eli Taco, which is your number one source
for news and food and tacos of course, So make
sure to vote at Eli taco dot com and come
out to our festival on May third.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Where are we? May third? Mark?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Where are you? I am here?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Who knows my county?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
It's the day after my twins birthday.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I don't day of the week, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
I mean Ryan, if you if you want to, we
would love to have both of you as a as
a guest judge. And you know and it's if you're
up for it. You know, I'm popping the question right here.
If you're up for it, please let me know.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
And uh, it's the weekend before, meaning it's the weekend
for next weekend. Y yeah, I think I.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Have to celebrate my mom's birthday in Atlanta because we're
having Wingo Tang on a birthday. Let me get on this,
but I want to. I want to figure out how
to get involved. But okay, brother, appreciate you. Good luck
at La Taco dot com. Today's the last day to
vote in round one, but follow it all at La
Taco dot com. We'll talk to you soon for the
big May third event.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Okay, thank you so much, Ryan, Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Brother, take care. Yeah, let's get you know via Tacos
day whenever you they stepped down. So it's a new
to anybody's game, anybody's game, uh, Mark, even if we
can't make it on the May third, because I feel
like my mom wants her birthday then because she's not
she's not upset, but she's like, Wango Tango took priority
for my birthday. Well, Siciny and Tanya, you know, Fonso
and Mickayla and Ruby. That is going to do it
(39:59):
for the Tuesday mo in broadcast. Mikayla, what will you
remember most about this morning show?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
How much you guys make me laugh?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Generic answer? But I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I
appreciate Fanzie. What will you remember the most about this
morning's broadcast?
Speaker 4 (40:13):
If I want to get a girl's number, I do
the woosh with my phone.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
No, you don't do the the opposite.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I don't know. I can't ever activate my My woosh
doesn't always active, but sometimes when I put it up there,
it doesn't woosh. I won't have to click on Tony,
What will you remember most about this show?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
The six words to look for in case you get
no Wow.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Hurt you, but I'm gonna remember don't wake Daddy. Oh yeah,
I actually looked it up and it looks like a
fun game. I might buy it.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
All right, There you go. That's what happened today. If
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