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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Here we are at it again a fast ish week
after that holiday on Monday, September fourth. It is not
officially over summer.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It feels it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It feels it, It does feel it. I for me,
it might as well be.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Over like one hundred degrees outside.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
And that's going to stay till the end of October.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, when school's back, summer's over. It's just like a
mentality now that all.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Three of my kids, because Saveah started preschool this week,
and now it feels like summer's officially over?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And how are you with it? Are you ready for it? I?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yes, so ready for it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I like it to last longer. Anyway, UCLA is not
back yet, so I guess we could technically say until
they go back, you can pretend it's summer, but it's
officially over later in the month. Yeah, good morning to
the back room. Any drama that we should know about,
anything to share? Anybody, anybody break up with anybody, anybody
do anything major in their lives in the last twenty
(01:00):
for nothing, nothing, nothing exciting, Ruby Elsie, Mikayla jen nothing,
we got nothing?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Well something tonight, what's tonight?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Going to the Jones's brothers in San Diego.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well that's a journey.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I I'm literally driving there tonight and back.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm going to be back at work tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
You are quite the fan like I don't think I've
met anybody like you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We did that for Selena Gomez a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We were also like twenty one, so is she No,
we weren't.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It was like it's like yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I didn't have any kids. I guess Mikayla don't have
kids yet.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
We went down to San Diego for for Selena's concert
and then back the same night.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
MICHAELA. I don't want to tell you this, so cover
your ears. But they are in Englewood this weekend.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm obviously going to be there too.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
The commitment Orange County later in the month and going
to that too.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Were you going with the Jonah's brothers.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I go with my best friend Jess. We've been going
since two thousand and six together.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You've been going to see the Joe Rose together, Yes,
multiple times a tour. It obviously different, but people Beyonce
uh n is a shirt. Ronnie went to see Beyonce everywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I've seen the John's brothers in London too.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
If you, because she must have access to the tickets.
If you can, why not you.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Do like a back to back like that, like one
time for the tour great, but then to go the.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Next a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Also, it might be fun if you can get the tickets,
if you can afford the tickets and compare the shows, well,
enjoy yourself. We'll see it nice and early tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
You know, I've been looking for my I love Kevin
shirt and I don't know where I placed it.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And it's like, really, just make a new one.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, it seems simple.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Craft that.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
It also says I also love Nick and Joe too,
but it's like my favorite shirt and I don't know
where I put it, and I'm trying to find a commodity.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Somebody would run off of that.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
And Ronnie, you usually ask Robbie. He's like, she doesn't
need this.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Actually, I don't want her to wear those names. I'm
taking this. It's go to in the Harry Styles pillowcase
and this ship. I'm done with it.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
And Joe Jonas pull Royd up on my up in
my office.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Guy has paid the end of that era.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Guy has patience.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
He put it in the trash, been months ago, all.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Right, let's get these Dodger tickets for you. Ryan's Roses
this morning, i'd tell you about that. She says, for
the last four months they've been drastically different. She thinks
he could be cheating. But once evidence that's coming up
this morning, it's seven forty if you want to plan
around it. If you were here when that first came out,
thank you for your longevity and your loyalty, because that
was a minute. Ryan roses, seven to forty. It happens
(03:42):
five years of marriage, you would think, but she feels
like last half year or so, something's going on. Like
when you when you see it's so easy to read
people's body language when something is not true. Yes, I
like ask somebody a question and watch the reaction where
their eyes go OWI. The body reacts if they're lying.
(04:03):
You can tell, especially your spouse, especially the guy you've
been with for five years. So she thinks she's onto it.
But what's evidence? And that's where we come in at
seven point forty this morning, Tell me something good. Now,
let's go. Let's start with you, sisany tell me something
good in your life.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh, this is a big one for me. I fixed
the filter light on my fridge. Okay, so it's annoying you, right, It.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Was like blinking red.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
But the thing about it is that I constantly changed
the filter out, and so I was self conscious about it.
I didn't want people to come over and see the
filter light on and think that I have a dirty filter.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Filters clean it. Just I couldn't fix the light.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
What strangers are going through your fridge that would care?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, anybody that comes over, even if you came over
to have water and you open the fridge, and it
was so apparent.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It was like a blinking red filter light that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Blinks, So you did it? Was it easy to fix?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Was?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I asked CHATGBT and basically my fridge was locked, so
I had to unlock it.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Then you set the filter and.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Then almost the little things in life that keep you going.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It really was. I'm still thinking about it, and that
was days ago.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Tell me something good, Tanya.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So we food.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Prepped yesterday and I have all homemade eggs, salad, and
a little coconut cold and fresh berries packed away in
this nice little cooler right here. It just feels really
nice to have homemade food that is nice, ready to.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Go, so organized. I have something good to tell you.
I told you my father has been sick. He's still
dealing with his treatments, but he's out of the hospital
and he's feeling strong enough to travel. So we're going
to rendezvous together over next weekend the following weekend, but
we just made the plans to meet up. But it's
very excited. Mom and Dad get a little on our love.
(05:46):
I will send the love and I will play some
of their favorite songs because they dance. They it's so
cute when you play like the oldies, you're going to play.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Shake It to the Max.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, no, no, I like that one though, but they
definitely know the like motown and they'll try and dance,
which is the sweetest thing. So that's that's something good.
September fourth. You know, Google was founded twenty seven years ago.
Today I now find Google slow. I find I go
to chat GPT. Is that crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't have the patience to Google anymore.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I know, because I just give you links and I'm like,
I don't know, I don't then I have to do
my own research.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's how lazy and complacent are we that I have
no patience to even search on Google. Now I want
to do it to Chetchipet.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, I still like Google.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Google has its own AI.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
By the way, so like when you do ask a
Chatchypte type question, it'll give you that really thorough answer
that you want.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
But I do rely on.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I do rely on chat is the different satisfaction?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I know, I know, But that's the competition.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Now, what's wrong with us? We're too impatient?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Bro, I feel like we're evolving.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Get what the time you're evolving?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
No, Ryan is impatient, though, I wear.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
A badge of honor.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't call it impatience. I call it efficiency.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Put that on a hat.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That's what it is. Impatience is so negative. Efficiency is
productive efficient one. It's how you look at things. Ah,
that's how you look at things.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's a very lawyer answer of you.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
By the way, you can't look at things like impatient efficient,
productive effective. That's what I like. Let's hurry up and
get into this. We've got uh no, just kidding. Well,
so all right, Sisney speaking of efficiency. Yeah, so he
was telling us that somebody came to your door a salesperson.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, well no, not a salespeople. There there are fumigators
are like the bug people that come and spray the
outside of the house every quarter.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I actually don't know when the hall did they come.
Michael set it up, it's my point. So he comes
out and I just thought he's going to do the usual, like, hey.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I'm spraying. What do you you have you seen more
spiders recently? Better know whatever? And then that's it.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Then he starts, you know, you guys are paying this
amount and I could save you X amount of dollars
if you switch to this plan, and I was like okay,
and sounded cheaper and sounded better and and so I
thought it would just be an easy, like yes, go ahead,
and then he's like, all right, well let me you
have to scan this QR code and then then it
pulled up like a whole DOCU.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Sign and I was like, oh man, it right.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
So then I just signed sign signed like Ariel from
the Little Mermaid, like not even reading it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
And I was like, okay, here we go that thing.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I've never heard that before.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
And so that was it. And now I'm like, I
don't even know what I signed up for.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I guess we'll find out in thirty days when we
get a bill or not a bill or who knows.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
But I was, well, what was the proof that it
was cheaper?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I don't know, because I didn't read the docu sign You.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Probably sign for it. You probably signed a term. Like again,
that's what I was thinking of. After I signed it, I.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Was like, no cancel policy.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Uh huh, But it's fine. We like them.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't want to cancel them anyways. But it just
was like and then I shut the door, and I
was like, why do I do that? Like why why
can't I just say no?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You're not the only one. Why kids I say no
to accepting cookies. I'm like, no problem cookies, cookies, cookies everywhere,
not the kind of you know online, the digital ones.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh, you always accept those.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Just to be faster because you have to go to
one more screen to reject.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Sometimes I say except sometimes I say like minimum or
I don't even know what it does. I just accept.
I don't know what I'm except used to.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I used to accept all the cookies and then Robbie
told me not to, and now I reject them all
and you still get to use the website.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
So it's like, why would you be accepting we.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Gotta go one more screen deeper anyway. Again, impatience but productive,
but productive. And with spina bugs, I've gotten over them
like I used to. They used to bother me. Spiders, bugs,
ants got no issue.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Fool on fly in my room last night and going
to bed, and I was like, I can't be bothered.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Just stop flying, fly fly, So that's what you do. Yeah,
what's your life span a day? Are they really give
you one more night? I mean, I don't know. I
didn't ett it, but not long. But I think over
time you just get like, I'm fine. I don't love
seeing a mouse.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
The mosquitoes happened a lot better though. Whatever they they
did like a mass spray. So here, so calm, and
I feel like its.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
A net of spray.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I think they so.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
If you don't like the taste or texture protein powder,
I happen to not mind it. But I like things
that taste bad and I can buy it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I think we could be a little chalky sometimes.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
They can be. You're right, Uh, some people's stomach like
weave protein doesn't work for me. I got issues in
my stomach for that. They say, try this tofu. It's
a soy product. It's non dairy though, plant based time protein.
It doesn't have a lot of taste. It's a texture thing,
(10:44):
but it can make your smoothies creamy and filling. I
don't think i'd try it.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Yeah, I try that.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I love tofu you do.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I do?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
We have it at least like, I mean, like a
couple times a month in our house.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You have to.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
We like, we treat it like steaks, and we'll put
like the soyaki sauce from Trader Joe's.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You sauce it up so you don't have it.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Then we like and then yeah, and then you cook
it on the pan and it's like a steak essentially,
and then doesn't do we eat it with like broccoliar
rice either?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, then try this in your smoothie report back. I
just want to share it because I saw it all right.
Here's the quote today. When the wrong doors close, stop knocking.
The right ones don't require begging. There you go. We're
giving away a trip two our iHeartRadio Music Festival. It's
coming up the nineteenth and twentieth. It's gonna be here fast.
(11:38):
Tickets are available if you want to get them at
kiss m dot com Slash Festival. Here we are with
a new game called It's not unhooky great sallow ring
to it. So we're gonna get HeLa here, HeLa, Good morning,
(12:01):
Los Angeles. How are you, HeLa? Good morning? How are you? Super?
Good to meet you? Doing great? We're playing for two
nights at our iHeart Radio Music Festival. It's coming up
the nineteenth and twentieth. I got one hundred fifty dollars
gas card for the road. You'll come backstage.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
All that awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
All you gotta do is get three right before you
get three wrong. The game is called taller or shorter
than me? All right. I don't know if you know
anything about me, but Wikipedia lize, Okay, I can tell
her my height, right, that's not cheating, that's why.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you my new height. I just
got a new height fresh from the doctor. I was
I was body fat measured, I was checked.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
All the that's always nice.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
All this, Yeah, I got that all the vitals. And
one of the vitals I asked to on was my
height test. Because everybody here runs around thinking I'm five six. Well, Elsie,
I am not. Don't laugh at that. I'm five nine
and three quarters. This is big news.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I mean basically five to ten.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Round it up, so about five nine three quarters technically Okay,
now you need to know. Here we go, he's sheering taller,
is shorter than I am?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Shorter?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
So much shorter? Five to seven and a half he is?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yes, that checks out.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Next one diplow taller or shorter than I am?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Taller?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah he is? You got it? Five eleven? Yeah, all
right for the win. Why are you so?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I thought he was so much taller than that. I
thought he was like six something.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I mean five to eleven is one inch from six foot.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Could we just find the game, all right? Quila for
the wind two nights i Alreadio Music Festival. Lil Wayne
taller or shorter than I am?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Little Wayne? Taller or shorter?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I mean his name?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, think the name.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
I'm going to say.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Shorter.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You got it?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Five Wayne, you got your tickets. We'll see you backstage
and watching the i AL Radio Music Festival from the seats. Congratulations,
thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Oh my god, I'm so excited. You have no idea.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So much we feel it because it's a big package
to win, and we'll see you in Vegas. Hang on
one second, Hila of la it's a pleasure. Doom scrolling.
There's an app to help you stop doom scrolling.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Technically, doom scrolling.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Is when you just go down the whole like and
you just never come back, and it can be an hour,
maybe even more. For some people of just scrolling and
scrolling and scrolling on TikTok Instagram.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's amazing how we just get sucked into it.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
You get sucked into your own algorithm, whether it's dog
videos or thrift halls, get ready with me, like all
that stuff, and you just for me. It's like DIY
house stuff. Yeah, and so you just get stuck into it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
So there's an app to help you stop now.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
It's called the one sec App.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
I haven't tried this app, and I'm more I read
about it, I'm like, man, maybe I should.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
You do have to pay for it.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
I think it's like twenty bucks for the year, so
it's not completely like that expensive, but it forces you
to take a quick pause before opening up those addictive apps.
So literally it's just a few seconds and it tells
you to breathe so you don't fall straight into the scroll.
Because I feel like for some of us, you pick
up your phone to text a friend back or to
just see your text messages. And then you went into something. Yeah,
(16:13):
you get into your doom scrolling and you don't even
mean to do that. All you want to do is
just text somebody back. So it breaks that reflex of
opening up your phone without thinking. Half the time after
the pause, you apparently didn't even want to open Instagram
anymore at all. Plus it shows you how many times
you've stopped yourself and how much screen time that you've saved,
which can be a little motivating. So that's the one
(16:35):
sec app, all right, the one sec sec app if
you want to check it out.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
But it's kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I put some of the screenshots on here for you
so you can check out what they look like. And
so it would be something like, okay, it's time to
take a breath, and then it would be like, what's
your intention of opening Instagram this time?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Ooh? Caught like a feeling caught?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Right? Are you bored to escape or avoid something? Entertainment?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What are you running from?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well, I'm just like sitting at the vet waiting for.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
My dog, like read a book.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
The other ones are five attempts to open Instagram within
twenty four hours. Last years was eleven hours ago, so
it told you of.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
The last It's a gamekeeper, it's a referee. It's a job.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
And you can click right there.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I don't want to open Instagram and then it'll shut
the app down.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I love I actually quite love it, because you're right,
I will open stuff up. I don't even realize I'm
opening it up like I'm just like I'm automatically grabbing,
reaching for it, opening stuff, checking stuff, opening stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah, so I went in to see I'm like, okay,
how much do I spend on social media?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I checked mine.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
My average was an hour and twenty two minutes a
day on social media.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
That's low.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
What is yours?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I have no idea, but I'm sure it's high.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
She doesn't want to know.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
You don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Well, I don't want to get this app, because that's
how the whole thing starts with me. I have to
re do my Apple life lad, my Gmail password and
my screen time.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Oh, it'll pop right up.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Well, they do this fun activity. We will take a
quick break and coming up we'll find out how much
screen time Tanya has. Both of you ta Actually, well,
you have to tell me how to find that it's
time for Ryan's Roses on Kiss FM. We come together
Mondays and Thursdays at this time for Ryan's Roses. If
you think someone's cheating on you, we will try to
(18:23):
get to the bottom of it as a public service,
just to help, because it's driving you crazy, it's eating up,
it's toxic. Dear Ryan Cysney Tanya, We've been married five
years and something's been off the last four months. He's
on his phone all the time. He barely touches me anymore.
He's always too tired to talk or go out, and
he used to be very affectionate. Part of me thinks
(18:43):
I'm overthinking it, but I can't ignore how distant he
has become. Plus, someone's genes stained my couch, Kim and
Currito's all right, Kim, I understand he's acting different. He's
too tired. Is he overworked?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I mean, I really don't know.
Speaker 10 (19:00):
We've been married like five years and never seen this.
I have never seen this.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
I mean he's been off for like four months and
you know, he's on his phone all the time, he
barely touches me. I mean, yeah, I don't even like
thinking about it, and.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
What what is this the gens someone's jeans stained your couch?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Mean, oh my god?
Speaker 10 (19:24):
So I have a twelve year old daughter, right and
she wears jeans. Her jeans never stained the couch. And
maybe I'm overthinking this, but there are g there are
like stained from cheap jeans, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
And I or like to die.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Was so strong on the gene that like, yes, I
can rub off.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So you think another woman was there on the couch.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
Yes, because my daughter's jeans do not stain.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Did you ask? Did you ask your husband about this?
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Having the yet that's the problem I am. I feel
like my brain is going in a thousand directions because
I can't even imagine how I would respond. But everything
that he's doing is different from what he did, all right, And.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
If something's going on, it's what is. We're going to
try and find out what is going on. We met Kim.
She has not addressed this with her husband, but she's
been married five years. He's been acting differently, doesn't touch
her anymore, always tired and not affectionate, and she thinks
there are genes denims stain the color the dye stained
from the jeans on their counts from another woman. That's
(20:36):
what she saw. She has not gone to him about this.
She wants the evidence before she goes to him. We're
going to make the call to your husband of five years.
I need you to say Ryan, you have my permission
to call, and then his name.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
We're gonna do it right now. Be very quiet while
Sistney offers him the roses. Let's see what we can
find out that goes for everyone. We have to be
very quiet, you too. I know I'm not going to breathe.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Hello, Hi, can I speak to Hwan please?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah? This is him.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
My name is Elena. I'm calling from Cerrito's Flowers. How
are you doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Great?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
We're offering a free promotion. It's actually a free dozen
red roses that you can send to anybody that you'd like.
They're absolutely free.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
A free dozen roses.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's correct, they're read and we can start with the
name of the person you want to send them to
and a note.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
We're just trying to promote our business. Is that something
you'd be interested in?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
This is like a scam.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
No, I don't need cash from you. I don't need
credit card info. I don't need anything, really, I just
the name of the person. We can write a note.
They can receive them by lunchtime today. I guess the
catch would be, if you like our arrangements, you come
back as a customer one day.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
M Well, anybody you want to.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Send No, is there anybody in your life you want
to send some flowers to?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You promise you won't stole my identity?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Right, I will not steal your identity?
Speaker 11 (22:27):
All right, Well send them to Celeste and her Yeah,
Celeste C E L E S C E.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Her address is mean it's three four.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Oh we can skip the address part right now. Let's
just get to the note.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Oh all right, well just just put I just need time,
love one.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
I just need time, love one.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's your wife.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
That's your wife. Kim. Well on, your voice is being
broadcast on the radio. This is on the air. Who
by by staying on the air, you're giving commission for
us to keep you on the air. You're on the air.
Who is Celeste? What is this time? Are you? Are
you leaving? Kim?
Speaker 12 (23:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Kim, Jimmy, get off the radio and talk about this.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
No, No, she is a slamp. She's a friend of
his sister who is always around and always dressed like
a total mama.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
So you know this woman? You know him, I knew.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
Oh my gosh, can we talk about this?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
So one? Clearly you're very calm about this. So you
are planning to leave your wife for Celeste? And how
long have you been hooking up with Celeste and cheating
on your wife?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
I don't know what y'all are talking about. Kim, we
need to talk about this.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No, let me fresh your memory. So last, I just
need time, love one. That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
That's what we wrote on the card.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I got news for you.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Guys.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
I'm so sorry. This is not what I was expecting.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Can we just get off the radio? Yeah, this is
so embarrassing.
Speaker 11 (24:25):
I slept.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
How can you have no guilt or what? What did
you say?
Speaker 9 (24:32):
Yeah, if you're gonna tell me the last? Oh my god,
my coworker, coworker, you're not the only one that can
have fun. Told me he was married?
Speaker 12 (24:43):
Kim came, you told me he was married? What what
what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (24:49):
Oh we're married?
Speaker 12 (24:51):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
So last, well, so was I.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
We got to talk about this, guys.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
We don't talk. You cheated on your husband?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
I did, I did, So why put us through all this?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
If you're cheating to him, she wants to catch him.
So they're even. And by the way, you guys should
you should not be married.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
I don't want to be married anymore.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
I don't want to be married.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But what if she just told you she cheated? Did you?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I did not? I did not?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
What is this? I just need time? All about the
yet with the roses.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It was a mistake.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
It was not uh all right, So you guys like.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Kim, Kim, we need to talk. Come on, this is
not the place.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Wow, this happened like a week ago, maybe three weeks ago.
This is the place.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
This is done.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You don't understand. So let's just a friend.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, we don't understand. But Kim cheated on you. So one,
what's your reaction to that?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I think we need to talk.
Speaker 11 (26:08):
And and you're you're not just ruining our marriage, you're
ruining theirs.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Like what are you?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
You're sending love notes to Celeste love why exactly?
Speaker 12 (26:21):
But you don't understand. Nothing happened. It was just a
mistake between us and with.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Your eyes, you cheated with your heart, you're heated with everything.
I cheated too whom we can have fun too.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
I knew it.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
I just wanted to make sure. Thank you, Ryan, thank
you so much for calling him out. Thank you for
understanding me. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
I'm done done.
Speaker 8 (26:42):
I'm just I'm so done.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Can we talk about this? We need to process this.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
What are you trying to save? One?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
But wait, one got cheated on? He's out. I would be,
so we do. Ryan's roses calls Mondays and Thursdays. So
what you missed if you did not hear it? Was
Kim and One married five years. Kim suspected him of
cheating because of his lack of affection and just not
being around an available and entire blah blah blah. And
(27:16):
we get one on the phone and he sends the
flowers to another woman, a coworker, Celeste, and he says, Celeste,
I just need time love one. So we're like cought
So Kim, his wife jumps in and says, I knew it.
I knew it. Well, guess what I cheated on you too?
One didn't admit the cheating. She admitted the cheating. She
(27:37):
thinks he's cheating and to revenge cheat she cheated, and
she had us calling to find out if he for
sure cheated. I don't know that we got evidence to
he for sure cheated. We did not.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Basically, flowers and love notes to another woman.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
He was just blindsided that his wife slept with another
man and told him.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
About it after he already sent the flowers.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
He didn't admit to having an affair.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
We don't know how convenient for him.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, she you didn't think the guy was like, you
didn't like the guy.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I know I didn't either. I didn't like how calm he.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
How about kim cheating on him.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Didn't see that coming either, But I think he took
that to his advantage.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
He's like, well, I'm not gonna say anything.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I don't know. The guy sounded pretty genuine to me.
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
He that is not genuine.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
That part.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I don't understand the flowers thing. He sounded like he
was gonna work it out.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
It sounds like I just need time to leave my
wife love want.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yes, sounds like that, but is it. Let's just play
this out. Why are you buddies with this guy?
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I just thought the guy was.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I was protecting him.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It's weird he was blindsided by his revenge cheating wife.
If he cheated or.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
He was a cheating husband, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
He never told he.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Conveniently and he didn't tell us.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
C h E A t All right, let's get Lisa.
Lisa mineroviame moaning, Lisa, you're on with this kiss FM?
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Go ahead, good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
How are you?
Speaker 12 (29:15):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
I am entertained and disappointed.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
I feel a lot of emotion.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Do you think one cheated?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Oh? One?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So now two people cheated, So two people cheated. Let's
let's go there. It sounds like one was willing to
work it out. Should they work it out?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Oh my gosh, absolutely not. No, he's clearly cheating and
playing the victim.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So she, I mean, she's cheating.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Too, But is she? I mean, it's to me it
sounds like she was. She was in hers she told
just to get back to him.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
True, it could be her tax Yeah, all right, So listen,
I think if one person cheats, is there a person
like revenge sheet and called a day? I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
No, it's good, I mean's toxic.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Every one's different depends how petty you.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Are they don't need to be married. I think we
can net out that they do not. They need to
not be in this marriage together. If they're both cheating
on each other.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
I completely agree. I completely agree. It's just it's a
toxic relationship clearly, and I'm not communicating, and they're either
one of them cheating or the bull cheating. Either way,
it doesn't sound like it's a good situation.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
We're gonna leave it down. Thank you very much, Lisa
and Minrovia for listening to Ryan's roses this morning and
calling in Tany's trending report.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Now, so I'm really still only thinking about Travis and
Taylor's engagement, but really what it boils down to in
the end and their love story. It all started because
a guy made a friendship bracelet with his number on
it for Taylor Swift that went viral, and boom, they're engaged.
Simple as that. Now, I wanted to move on to
Kylie Kelsey, who is married to Jason Kelsey, who is
(30:59):
Travis's brother. They began dating in twenty fifteen when they
met on Tinder. Yes I said it Tinder, so Kylie
thought it was a catfish at first. They began dating,
They got engaged in twenty seventeen, married in twenty eighteen,
and now Taylor Swift is going to be her sister
in law simply because she went on Tinder. Like, going
(31:21):
on a dating app is outside people's comfort zones. I
don't think anybody's gone on a dating app feeling like
this is normal, you know what I mean? And they
she did that, went outside her comfort zone. Travis did it,
made this bracelet outside his comfort zone. People I'm sure
were making fun of him at the time for doing it,
but they did it, and now boom, look where they
(31:41):
all are.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So this is your sign if you're in your car and.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Are you speaking to someone in particular?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
No, you mean Ryan, Well I was to get on
a dating app.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You were like, get out of your comfort zone.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, this is your sign.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
If you are listening and you happen to be single,
get outside, do something outside your comfort zone.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Because look at the four of these Kelsey's.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I don't disagree with the love story she's talking about.
The fact that he Travis did that whole bracelet thing
with Taylor sounded nuts times at the time. And they
are there humans, they are their humans. And it was
meant to be that.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Because she also could she also, like what she said
in the podcast, the she he had references like push,
she had point of references to him, so she knew
he was normal, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
So she could like there was.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
People vouching for it and telling her to like, yes,
you maybe you should go on a date with it.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Basically she knew he had not committed a murder.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Correct, correct?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I mean, like that's the first thing you want to
find out? Yes, yes, yes, all right, get out of
your comfort zone. You single people whoever you're talking to, Tanya.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Everybody driving in their car right now, that's listening, just
driving in your car Loan, Yeah, fill that passenger seat.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yes, get out of your zone. I got Abby on
the phone. Abby. You say, your husband, Hi, your husband
got you a what.
Speaker 13 (33:11):
An old dog?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
And what's the problem.
Speaker 13 (33:15):
Yeah, yeah, Well, basically I've wanted a dog for so
long and I've been trying to convince him, and he
finally caved. But instead of picking out a puppy or
like even just a younger dog all together, he surprised
me and came home with a really sick, old senior
dog and like his reasoning was just that every dog
(33:39):
needs a home, which I completely respect and I agree
with one hundred percent. But I'm struggling, and perhaps I'm
overthinking it. But I'm just wondering if maybe he picked
a senior dog on purpose that we wouldn't like have
to be responsible for it for as long, like he
gave me what I wanted, but in a really temporary way.
(33:59):
And I really like God and guilty even I'm.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Just thinking about your car after saying that, I'm just
thinking about your car, even if you feel it dog
saying it's another step. It's a senior sick dog.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
She's not upset about love. She's not upset about the dog.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
She's upset about the frame of mind that maybe her
boyfriend is in thinking that maybe it's a temporary relationship
and he doesn't want to stick around for too long.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Is overthinking it's her husband and maybe he doesn't want
to stick around. But still that's also dark. But Abby,
we can't think of ourselves in this situation. The dog
is now with you. The dog needs your love. The
dog needs to feel love. We can't think about this
other stuff. He can the dog.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I'll take the dog. I just lost one of my
dogs that either.
Speaker 13 (34:53):
And I know I sound ungrateful or like hurtless, but.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
You know I don't know this or ungrateful, just not.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I just think that it's not what you had in
your mind of your story.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I just think you've got to take yourself out. It
is the dog.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
I'm also I'm trying to figure out how to wrap
my head around like being a new dog mom. But
also the loss might become coming a lot sooner than
I don't even.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Worry about that right now.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
If you are not going to love this dog, Abby,
there are people that will love this dog. Please love
this dog. If not, please call us. We will find
this dog a home. I love the dog.
Speaker 13 (35:33):
That's not the problem.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
There's no problem.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Got to move forward.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yes, this is your life now.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The universe brought this dog to you for some reason.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
What's the dog's name?
Speaker 13 (35:47):
His name is Buddy.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Buddy.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, everybody everybody needs a buddy?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, Abby, thank you for your honesty. But go love
the dog.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
All right?
Speaker 13 (36:00):
Oh, thank you, guys.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah, send picks.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
You can't say that's sick dog.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Send picks.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Why can't you take pictures.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Of the dog?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
No? No, I feel bad that she's feeling that way.
I want the dog to find the love, so Abby,
you have our number?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Overthinking it? All right, it's back tonight. The NFL returns.
I don't know where it is all the time, so
I'm so many different places and somebody different.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Nights and different countries.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And it's all over the place.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Chargers are in Brazil for their first game tonight.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Cowboys and Eagles. Big game. Big game season starts with
Week one. So Tanya did a little bit of a
deep dive on the astrological signs of the QBS and
what did you determine based on this?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Who's gonna win?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
All right? So you got Cowboys and Eagles tonight?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Who are the quarterbacks?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Dak Prescott, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Uh for Dallas and he's a Leo with the moon
and Sagittarius. And Jalen Hurts who is from Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
So who's gonna win?
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Well, I'm predicting that Philly wins because Dak has abundant
enthusiasm but can also be impulsive, and Jalen is a
natural leader contributing to the collective progress.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
So that's why I think.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Total stereotypes of their logist Okay, next Tomorrow night Chargers
and the Chiefs are now so Justin Herbert Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
What Justin Herbert is a Pisces, which they're compassionate, empathetic,
and imaginative. Patrick Mahomes is a Virgo. Their intelligent, attention
to detail and committed. So I'm predicting a Chief's win.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
And then Sunday Rams play Houston. At so far Tanya
is using astrological signs of the QBS to determine winners.
And you go with c. J. Strout and Matthew Stafford.
What do you got? CJ.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
St He's a Libra, which are outgoing and diplomatic but indecisive.
Matthew Stafford for the Rams is an Aquarius. They're independent
and intellectual but detached. I'm predicting that the Rams are
gonna win.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Well, we just hope you predict the Rams are gonna
win anyway without reading their signs.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
It's not biased.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
It's not like could you imagine if the coaches didn't
choose players based on their astrological thoughts, like they were like,
so sorry, you're indecisive, so you can't.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Be our quarterback.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
That coach needs to be fired. If that's the way
it goes down. That is not the way you program
the team.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Different strokes, different folks.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Let's see what happens anyway. Football back tonight, NFL returns tonight.
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