The Most Memorable Ryan's Roses of 2023

"The Forgotten Phone" from October 5th.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Ryan's Roses. This one was voted the
most memorable of the year, so it's from October fifth.
It was Daisy in Highland Park. She reached out because
her husband left the house to handle a work issue.
The problem is he took her phone instead of his

(00:23):
most memorable Ryan's Roses of twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Here it is.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's time for Ryan's Rosie. Here we go, So Daisy
writes to us Ciciny and Timer, Dear Ryan Siicsaney, I'm
ninety percent sure my husband is cheating on me, but
before I throw our whole marriage away, I need your
help filling in the extra ten percent.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
She says.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Basically, one night he ran back to work and took
my phone by accident, he got a text from a
woman saying, did your wife let you leave yet?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now that may not mean the relationship, That may just
mean to go to the meeting, But let is not
a great word for someone else.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Just goes to show that he's speaking about her, and in.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
A way it's not Yeah, it's not respectful. So Daisy,
thanks for coming on. We're gonna get to the call
in a second. One thing I just want to clear
up here. What is your ninety percent assurance?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, over the past few months, my husband's gotten into
this habit of like forgetting something at work and having
to run back to the office. And I'm talking this
happens two to three times a week at least.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, I'm connecting don So you think he's running back
to see the person ended up texting you when she
thought he was on his way to see her again,
but you had his phone right.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Right. How long is he gone? You know, he's gone
for like forty five minutes to an hour, so I
I don't know. He only works like ten minutes from
the house, so I'm always just assuming it's a lot
more than what it was. But it's just something wasn't
right this time.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
How long's he been doing this?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
This has been happening for a while now, at least
like a month.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Let me just I'm gonna play a song. I'm gonna
put you on a hold, and we are going to
get into this call for you. We'll call your husband
Daisy in Highland Park. Ninety percent sure he's cheated on
air with Ryan Seacrest On air on.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, it's one on two point seven Kiss FM. We
were in the middle of the most Memorable Ryan's Roses
of twenty twenty three, Daisy in Highland Park. Remember she
said her husband left the house to handle a work issue,
but he took her phone instead, and that's why we're
in crisis mode. So let's get to the call. Most
This happened October fifth. It's the most memorable voted most

(03:09):
Memorable roses of the year.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Here's the call. Hell, Hi is this Andrew?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeh, Hi Andrew.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
My name is Donna. I'm calling from Mamad's Flowers. How
are you doing this morning?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I'm okay. You know.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
We're actually new to the area on Figaroa near Avenue
fifty seven, right by the Chase, and we deliver here locally,
and since you are a local resident, we're offering a
promotion today. It's a free dozen red roses that you
could send to anybody that you'd like. They're absolutely free.
I don't need cash, I don't need billion info or
anything like that. Just the name of the person you
want to send him to in a note. Is that
something you'd be interested in?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Is this skim It's a it's.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
A promotion to promote our flower company. Like I said,
we're near to the area. They're absolutely free. I don't
need cash or any sort of info billing info or
credit card info or anything like that from you.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, it's true, all right.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
We can start with the name of the person you
want to send them to. They'll we receive them by
lunchtime today, and then we can put a note on
the flowers.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Okay, I uh, I'll actually know if I have the
address when we look for it.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
We why don't we just start with thee in the meantime,
her name's Tracy.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, would you.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Your voice be broadcast on the radio. We've got your wife,
Daisy on the phone here.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
She is My god.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
You are such a piece of human garbage? How dare
you do this to me? How dare you eight this together?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Eighty my life for what? We just throw it allway?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Like like I mean, you just listen to me. Listen
to me. Do not even think of coming home tonight.
I am pooty golst. I'm going into ports a lasness.
You will not work when you be over here today.
Your mother you know what a bee she raised? And
I'm gonna take all your clothes iron your eat, your

(05:13):
laugh at your on the driveway. So the fa awfully
you are and then I'm not gonna be living anymore versation,
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
God? Because it's that day z o for me, Daisy
dai z z. This is gonna be my wife, Daisy,
make sure never because the fan that you are gonna
leave dazzy jay z da daz dai z She hung up.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Andrew. Yeah, wow, how well did you hear all that.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
With some of them?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
So you're cheating on your wife with Tracy and for
how long?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah? For a bed?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, all right, we're gonna let you go.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah. I think I should. I should probably talk to her.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, I doubt that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Actually, I don't think she's going to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Andrew.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
What's left to say?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Well, maybe you just listen to her.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I was trying to listen to her.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I heard everything she said too.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I heard closed driveway neighbors.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Man, his bobble heads are going to go out in
the lawn.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I didn't hear that. I heard that.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Are they from the Dodger Games?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
What kind of bottleheads they were?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's Range's roses