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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood. Thank you for listening to us with Ryan Seacrest.
You know I we are doing the broadcast from our
remote microphones from home as we have been as part
of standard operating procedure with I Heart Radio for a
long time now, and it comes with its pros and
(00:26):
it's cons. I'm gonna put it out there. M So,
have you ever seen this movie what's it called? Tubs
Special Correspondence Ricky Gervais and Eric Banna? I don't think so.
Ricky Gervais and Eric Banner. Ricky is the is an
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engineer radio engineer, and Eric Banna's on the air and
the two of them are on remote everywhere together. Okay,
so I started think, wait a minute's kind of like,
what has happened here? Right? Tubbs helps me plug things
in at my home, so it works because I'm not
good at it, So he really is playing that role. Well,
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this morning had happened dark outside, I'm making my way
to a shower, kind of cold, and I see a
light like a light cross my shower window and oh
my gosh, here's come someone. Well, sure enough, I put
on my Blenda, got me these great comfortable like pajama pants.
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So I put them on, I put on my coat,
and I go to the door and I look outside
and I see, like, like as if it were a
villain in Scooby Doo, this guy walking through the tree.
And I look at the light and the light's kind
of weak. It's not like it's a big bright light through.
It's a phone light. Who in the world is passing
my bathroom window with a phone light? Well, guess who
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it is, top It's Tubs. He decided to not bother
me early that he was going to go the back way,
which is by my shower window, to plug everything in
this morning. You don't you don't know, You don't know
scary until see you see Jeffrey Tubs between a couple
of thick trunk trees with his little ifephone flashlight lurking,
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I mean lurking, you do well. I panicked, and then
I realized by his posture, because he has a strange posture,
that it was indeed Tubs. Yeah, I would be able
to recognize his outline. Have you have you ever seen
naked and afraid? Yes? I lived, I lived in this morning,
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So there are pros and cons. Pro I'm wearing my
ug slippers con tubbs lurking outside my bathroom window. So
the other yeah, I guess it was over the holidays now,
And I look back, I noticed my nails were different
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links and there was crudd under some of them. And
so I made an appointment to get my nails cut
and my my toe nails and my fingernails cut, and
petty and the manny that's it. And I realized the
manicurist has a very difficult job, the manicurist, and some
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do it so seamlessly. I think in some cases feel
obligated to make conversation while you're sitting there. And so
this one name was Jesse. She was brilliant at it,
so brilliant that I thought, gosh, I'm not a good conversationalist,
because I was struggling with what to come up with
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to ask her. But she was just seamless in from
topic to event to Christmas dinner. Do you have a dog?
What's your dog's name? Loved that name and the right
pauses in between each question, seamlessly interviewing me. While I
was having my nails cut, I did not get them shined.
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You didn't do a buff, didn't do a buff. I
basically I say, hey, look, I don't need all the
bells and whistles, don't need the rub of the hand.
You can just clip them and clean them because I
don't want to be there for more than twenty minutes, right,
But that is a tough job. And I was inspired
to bring this up because you are trying something new,
a nasal strip. Yes, and I have to tell you
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it's been game change. What is what was the reason
for you to put a nasal strip on? Um? I've
been super congested and I can't and I can't break
through my nose, and so I got this nasal strip
And basically what it does you put it on your
nose and it pulls your nose apart so that it
creates more passage, more passed away frocks prayer. Yes, and
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it is. It works. It was the best thing I've
ever done. But so I want to wear one every night,
but I'm nervous that it's going to start like actually
permanently opening my nose like that. Well, to decide what's
most important, you know, do you want to breathe or
do you want small nostrils? I mean, you've got to
decide what do you want in life? I don't think.
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I don't think it stays. But does this mean the
honeymoon period is over with you and Robbie? Because if
you're putting a nasal strip on your nose, you are
not in performance mode. No, And it looks so bad
because like literally like your nose just looks like it's
just like ripped open. He actually wore one the first
night with me. It's either solidarity or codependence. I don't know,
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but it's something pretty. It's something pretty, and I I
stand for it. I think the next thing you guys
should do if you're down is get retainers together, put
on your strips, putting your retainers. Mouth guard I have.
I have a night guard that I sleep with, but
I couldn't wear it that I was. I can't have
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a nasal strip and a night guard. You can, you can,
It's just like you can't do a hundred push ups
the first time you can get there. I got the
positive morning quote of the day in a second and
also today is nice, but it's been a cold winter,
certainly by the standards. We live in southern California, but
it's uh really getting down into the low forties, upper
thirties at night. Constantly right, so you wake up, like
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go to bed, you're okay, wake up it's cold, or
the middle of night, it's cold, you're pulling up more covers.
They say that wearing this color will keep you physically warmer,
and the color is red. Red. When the eye glances
at red, neutro transmitter signal the body to strengthen blood flow.
And since circulation is the key to keeping warm, every
part of you will stay toasty. Sounds like red could
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be used for a lot of things. Yeah, I like it.
I would have thought, Okay, now I feel like red
does make sense. I didn't know why, but I think
it does. So red is the color if you want
to stay warm. Today's quote be strong enough to forgive
without hearing an apology that could be really tough. On
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air with Ryan Seacrest, Ryan's roses, we're moving closer towards
after seven o'clock, so a lot of booze. Some days
went by. Now there's worry. Let's get to the headlines
for sisany what do you have well to winning tickets
last night, none of them were mine. One of them
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sold in Sacramento, hit all six numbers in the powerball jackpots.
Is split and approximately six and thirty two point six
million dollars, the seventh largest in the game's history. By
the way, the winning numbers for the drawing were six
three and the power ball was seventeen. One of the
lucky tickets was purchased in Sacramento at a seven eleven,
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and the other was sold in Wisconsin. Confronted with a
shortage of school mental health counselors, the state Department of
Education is seeking to bring ten thousand more professionals to
campuses at a time when federal public health officials are
calling for action to address the nation's growing young mental
health crisis. The counselor effort would require legislative approval, and
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it is projected to cost two hundred and fifty million now.
The NFL, not surprisingly, in the midst of a rise
in COVID nineteen cases, has looked into other potential sites
like Dallas, for example, for next month's Super Bowl. That's
not unusual because the league does this every single year,
so that all these rumors going around that like maybe
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it's going to move to Dallas. But look, with Los
Angeles a site for this year's title game, and restrictions
increasing for attendance at indoor events, it has become more noteworthy. Sure,
but they say we plan on playing Super Bowl fifties
six as scheduled at so Fi Stadium in Los Angeles Sunday, February,
and NFL spokesman confirmed it. He said officials are committed
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to making sure the events go forward as planned. On
air with Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Seacrest, here, let's bring in Erica,
who you've heard on and off on the show before.
She's joining us. Now. She's the one that was living
during quarantine in her parents home, in her parents bedroom,
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which was smart because she could freeload, and now she
got her own pad. I wasn't in my parents bedroom.
For the record, well you know your parents my bedroom
at my parents home. I want to make that clear,
all right, your grows up bedroom. Yeah. Uh so, Erica,
before we get to this notion of running a half marathon,
Mark our producers somehow knows about everyone's social life. He
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told me that you went on a bad date recently.
And I, as a dat or want to know what
constitutes a bad date. You know what a bad date
is a really harsh way to put it. It was
just a date where I literally, you guys felt absolutely nothing.
Like it was as if the date was a blank
piece of paper, and I just there was nothing to
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report back on our chemistry or anything. So what do
you do? How do you do? You have to put
on a show then and pretend yeah, and guess what,
We're all really good at that. And so I bet
you he left thinking it was a fine date, because
this is what we do. We talk to people. It's fine.
So yeah, and let's do a second date update right
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now with him? No, no, no, no, no, no, believe
the poor man alone. He was so nice. There was
nothing wrong with him. Now, to see this begs the
question do you ever get bummed that you can't be
out enjoying these journeys of dating through her? Tell me
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all that stuff, Like I get enough, I get my
fixed by hearing her story. Who do you think gets
more Mark or you? Of the details of everyone's social
life here everyone? I don't know. I feel like Mark
is always like, okay, Tanya's got a nasal strip. Make sure?
I think I think Mark does only because he takes
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notes on all of our lives, right right, Marks our producer.
So he's just looking at filter time detail. Yes, sneake
gets my juicy like my juicy date details for sure,
and from everyone in that sense. All right, if you
see a guy named Mark with a sharpie, don't do
anying in front of him. He's gonna jot it down.
He's gonna jot it down. Yeah for a show bit Um.
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All right, Erica, you're gonna run a half marathon? Well,
that is what I have decided. You know, I realized
that I turned I don't turn thirty this year. I
turned thirty three, So I decided that before I turned thirty,
I want to run a half marathon. And I'm whore.
I'm like, actually very scared of doing this. So I
don't even know how to start preparing. Okay, I'm having
deja vu? Chan. Do we have this conversation with you
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when you were turning three? Did this I did before? You?
Like a rerun? I've heard this episode? What happened city? Well?
I did it? I did. I joined team and training
and so it was an organization that you raised money for,
the m FOMA Society. And I ran the half marathon
in San Francisco. Why did I pick that city? But
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it was a lot of him. I don't know, but
It was so tough and it was raining, and I
got huge blisters on the bottom of my feet, So
that was like and even though that was like the experience,
it was still an amazing experience at the end. And
I was telling Erica, like, when you crossed that finish line,
you're gonna get so emotional. Like I just burst into
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tears crying after I crossed the finish line. I'm not
prepared for emotions. And I was gonna it's a build up.
Are you doing it for a cause? Um? I wasn't.
But if I can, there's no reason to do it
at all. If you do it for then at least
there's a reason this just for yourself. Come on the pain,
the blisters and crying. You know. I was going to
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do one when the before the pandemic hit and then
ended up getting I was doing with my neighbor Erin.
We were going to do it together and then we
started training, and then the pandemic hit and it got
canceled and I never did it. M I'm going through
a phase where I hold a little bit of a
grudge for distance runners. So you have to just look
through that lens when you hear me. I tore my meniscus.
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So I really after a few minutes, everything starts to
hurt on my knee. So I kinda like, I don't
think that just because you can run a long distance
makes you, you know, human being. You can do like
a fast walk, like what are those walkers stride? Who
are those walkers? And they're fast walker? And for the
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good cause to snee? I like Erica, you have no
cause you're doing it for, so I would say, don't
waste time. The cause is like, you know, completing something
really cool. I guess, Yeah, it's a personal con arts
and crass project that's fun. Yeah, it is really bad
for your knees. This is finally shown up. The tonis
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guy of this show have spoken up. I am only
going to for this from now on. O do I
have marathon because you're going to tear yours like I did.
I love to run, and by the way, you can
definitely be Erica's agents. But I'm run and I love
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to run because I like the endorphin rush. But I'm
not a distance guy. I just I think it's an
a boredom thing. Okay, all I heard was I II
in that sentences, not Eric, you guys asked, Okay, well,
I didn't come on the Erica show. She came on
this show. What am I supposed to do? What? All right? Well,
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the Rose will have marathons January sixte Riffith Park Marathon.
That's a that's a half, okay, February six, the l
A big one is the happy is May one. I
just think four months May is reasonable. Well, we'll keep
us posted on this one for a cause, will donate Okay, Okay,
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I'll try to. I'll try to think about that. Yeah,
let's have tea and training. Okay, all right. Turning thirties
not really a reason. I was talking with Dr Jen Ashton,
who is a g m A three host and a
regular on Lift con Right, and we were talking about
how dry January has really taken off, that people through
the pandemic have gone either direction, like fully like into
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their drinking or fully out of their drinking. And I
saw a friend of mine the other day. We were
talking and he's like, um, dry January. I said, oh, great,
how how's it been going? He goes, well, you know,
we started New Year's Eve. It's tough because it turns
into the New year and that's January one, and then
this is my wife says, the first day of the year,
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you gotta start with the bloody Mary. So that's the obstinence.
The second and we had dinner with family. It was
like a you know, family dinner. So the Chianti. So
that's that's now basically the it's the fifth and I've
been He's like, i've been. I've been good for two days.
But it's better than nothing. And I think he was
saying that just trying it cuts back on the amount
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he would have anyway, we're trying to exactly. Well, yeah,
it's funny you bring that up because I'm doing the
opposite of dry January and not and just because of
the exact why July that's the opposite of dr January.
Oh yeah, I guess you're right. That's really funny. Um, No,
it's because it's the same thing. It was like January two.
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We went to the Chargers game, and of course we drank,
and so it's just you know that there's events that
come up. The other night, Michael made pasta, we had
a glass of red wine. It's cold weather. Cold weather
and dark, dark cool nights also inspire it. But there
are actual health benefits if you can do a dry January.
And some of these numbers might intrigue you. And it's
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not too late to start because it's sto only January six.
So outside of saving money, think about all the money
you're gonna save if you do a dry January. That's
up on the on the list. A can of beer
is a hundred and fifty four calories. Okay, that's a
lot who just has one beer. So think about that.
Five ounces of wine a hundred and twenty three calories,
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and you know, we all know that we have more
than one glass of wine, Saki, whisky, vodka, gin all
under a hundred calories, but that starts to rack up
as well. Um, they say avoiding alcohol could potentially improve
your digestive system, so that's a bonus. And then get this.
Drinking alcohol before bed has also been found to interrupt
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our e M sleep and have insomnia like effects, which
really blows my my mind because I feel like we've
read articles where they say have a glass of red
wine at night. Alcohol doesn't help you sleep and may
may have you fall asleep, but you wake up. Where
does like that nightcap thing, like, oh, let's have a nightcap.
Where does that stem from? I don't know where it
came from. Because it puts you to sleep, That's what
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I'm saying. Like people have like a glass of whiskey
at night or something that would be a nightcap. They're wrong, uh,
I think so. You know the guy we had on
about the Blue zones of the world where people live
the longest in the world at Dan mutnort right, he
wrote the book the National Geographic Research in Sardinia. This
place in Italy they lived to be a hundred plus
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and they drink, I think drink four to five glasses
of their indigenous grape wine a day. So I wish
we could look at this. They dry January counts if
it's just red wine, still fine, right if I mean
if they're doing it as part of their longevity program,
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because I do, I feel like rum jin vodka whiskey
like it seems harsher to me. Right, I can pause
from that. I've only done this twice and it was
only because I was pregnant. Dry January Yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm into that. Let's try. It sounds from only red wine,
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but now don't have more wine that you would normally
have because you're doing the dry January Sardinian style. No
I'm not. I still left a glass of red in
the bottle last night. I could have finished it, but
I didn't know. But you had dried discipline. I had
dried discipline. She's having dry wines. That's her dry January.
You know. I'm gonna have dry wines for dry, right,
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nothing sweet, just dry for me. It's January on air
with Ryan Secrets one two point seven. Kiss them. Let's
get into Ryan's roses right now. So she says, Chrissie,
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and Lamorada says, My husband and I attended my friend's
wedding in December. A few days ago. We all got
a link with all the photos the dumped Susini, the
photo dump, the photo dump. It was a photodum of
the photo taken in the booth that night. There was
a photo my husband with a woman from college. Oh
the booth that to know. Yeah, I didn't know you
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could dump the booth. You can. And we we did
a video type of booth at our wedding. And then
the they send you the whole night's worth of everything.
Whatever lighting they have in some of these photo booths,
could we please have tubs. Yeah, so good, because I
don't know what that washes, but it washes me out
to look like I looked. I look like a stone,
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you know, like a like a stone's river for a
thousand years. So smooth, Chrissie, thank you for coming on.
I get why you're horrified. Did you address this with him?
Did you ask him about why or what? What did
you see in the photo with this woman? No, Honestly,
I've been really upset about the last two days, and
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that's why I reach out to you, guys. Um So,
I mean, there's pictures of him with the women, the
woman and they're obviously close, but the picture of that,
it's like, really upsetting to me is that he's biting
her ear lobe and one of them and she say,
that's one of the most intimate things anyone can do
to someone else. Are you going to bite the bottom
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of an ear lobe? That's high level intimacy, don't you think, Tanya? Exactly. Yeah,
I'm mortified. And just the fact that this link is
shared out on social media and that people have seen this.
I don't think we've seen it, but yeah, a big deal.
It's a big deal. That's just not like hanging out,
leaning into each other with the open mouth face I mean,
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and nibble and earlobe is a huge, huge line. Oh
my gosh, and like publicly though, so like here's my take,
And you have to remember, this is like our college
friend's wedding and we know all these people, so it's
this is extremely humiliating for me. But he funny. I'm
not saying that I approve of this. I'm just saying
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an ear lobe, that's not funny. Yeah, nibble, Oh god,
I mean, no one wants to see a picture of
her husband biting another woman's here lobe. No, no, no, no, alright,
looks so, Chris, here's what we're gonna do. I know
that you said you guys were drinking, so still no excuse.
But so it's real simple, just to bring up the speed.
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We're calling Chrissy's husband now for Ryan's roses. They were
at a friend's wedding during the holidays. She got the
photo booth pictured dump there's a photo of her husband
and a friend from college and he's nibbling her ear
Lobe's just no real excuse for that. It's different if
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you're like, I mean, like since time Patty. We could
like I'll be back to back in the photo booth,
and we know we've done photos together. I feel like
we could be silly and almost pretend like I'm gonna
bite you in a picture, but you've got no earlobe
and earlobe. No, I'm trying to really just put myself
in this drunk party mode atmosphere you would never think of.
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And I think it's so gross. It's not gross if
it's what your significant let me think about it now.
I'm kind of like, maybe you do stuff like this
all the time time you would get near someone else's
earlobebly not lobe. I find a picture here that's we're
here here. I mean, I would never to your earlobe, Brian,
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but thank you. Well, that's nice to know. But what
in tany I did Michael? That would bug If Tanya
did Michael's earlobe. If you know Susan Ethan a picture
on air with Ryan Seacrest dot com, Yeah, if she
was touching it, that would bug me. But if she
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was pretending to like bite his head or lick him,
that's not what we're talking. We're talking about a soft kiss.
This was this was all right, I wish I could
see this picture. Yeah, I know me too. All right, well, look,
we we can only work with what we have, So Chrissie.
What is this woman's name? Her name is Katie? All right,
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we're gonna call your husband now. I need you to
say Ryan, you my permission to call, and then his
name on kis seem Go ahead? Please, Ryan, you have
my permission to call. Are we're calling him now, and
I need you to be very quiet until we find
out more in telling he's on the air. Alright, good luck.
Katie is her name? Katie is her name? Okay, here
(24:49):
we go. Hello, Hello, Hi is this guy? My name
is Lorreen. Hi. I'm calling from low Low's Floral Design.
(25:14):
We're actually a new flower shop in Lamorada, and we
were calling because we're doing a promotion for local residents. Okay, Um,
what we're offering is a free dozen red roses that
you can send to anybody that you'd like. Um. Actually
you can choose the color. We have red, pink, or
white roses. Um, and I believe we have yellows as well,
(25:35):
but anyways, they're absolutely free. We just hope that you
refers to friends and family if you like our arrangements
and you can send them to anybody that you'd like today.
Oh do you mean like credit card or like you know, No,
I don't need anything from you. Um, we don't need
credit card or cash. And they're absolutely free. Just the
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name of the person you want to send them to.
We can put a note on the card as well,
and they can receive them by lunchtime today. Oh okay, Um, well,
if you have a name of those yellow roses, I
know my wife Chrissie. That's her favorite colors. So yeah,
I'd love to send them to her. We'll do yellow roses.
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And what would you like to write on Chrissie's card? Uh,
you're the best, You're the best. Mhm. Okay, Kevin, I
need you to hear this. Your voice is being broadcast
on the radio. My name is Ryan, that's Sissony. I've
got Tanya, I've got Patty here. I've got your wife,
Chrissie on the phone. Uh, just to cut to the chase.
(26:43):
We're calling because she's concerned about photos from your friend's
wedding of you and a college friend and you're nibbling
her ear lobe. Can you Her name is Katie can
you tell us what happened? Uh? Uh, I have I
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have no idea. I have no idea. I was no
you you you don't know about being in a photo
with a woman named Katie at the wedding. I mean,
I think the things it was. It was a long
night and I was really drunk, but I don't I
don't really remember. Things from that night are kind of spotty.
So oh my god, I don't remember, Kevin, Like, there's
(27:27):
pictures of you, you're buying your ear. Um, can we
talk about talked about this right now? It's all over
social media. Everyone's sharing these photo with pictures and there's
one picture of you buying Keith here low and you're
saying you don't remember Christie. I don't remember about that night?
(27:49):
Is it? I know? I know, I know we're from
college like that. That's all I remember. And I remember
remember being in the photo booth pictures like that. Well
been what else don't you remember from that night? Kevin? Honey?
I can we please just can we talk about this like,
uh not in front of whoever whoever's listening. I don't know.
(28:11):
We've been talking about it, like I want to know
what happened? Do we need to do. We need to
ask him to bring Katie on. Can she explain if
you obviously forgot about this whole night? Nope, nope, No,
there was no need to escalate anythink to that' to
that level. Um, you know when they get home. Like so, Kevin,
(28:31):
I just want to interject for a second, we're listening
to all of this. There is the photo evidence, uh
now for you to feel comfortable enough drink or no
drink to go in and kiss her ear lobe, you
already had to be planting this notion in your mind. Look,
I I don't. I don't have anything to report, like,
(28:55):
I don't remember anything at all, sincerely like their word
drinks flowing. Absolutely, I remember I remember her well from college,
but I don't. But would you be up would you
be bothered if Chrissy were nibbling on the ear love
of Walter? I mean yes, yes. So I think that's
(29:21):
what your wife's feeling right now. And it's public humiliation
because the photos are out and all your friends have
seen them. So we're gonna let it. We're gonna let
it go from here. Chrissy, good luck getting to the
bottom of it. Of course, maybe bad, bad, judgment and
you guys can talk through it. But this as far
as we're gonna take it. And good luck to you, Chrissie,
(29:42):
thank you for reaching out. Good luck, Thank you guys.
All right, bye bye. So what happens if it was
bad judgment? Do you what do you do? Like? What's
the next move? You can't divorce? Right, No, but it's
that judgment for this, then then what's the next thing
going to be? And I'm sure this isn't the first
time he's gotten drunk and blacked out and done something stupid,
(30:05):
So well that's the thing. Now, you sleep with one
eye open, don't you? And I don't think you sleep
with one eye open? Mm hmm, sounds awful. Uh, here
was the scenario in Ryan's roses Chris and Kevin married. Uh,
they went to your wedding a lot to drink. She
sees a photo from the photo booth that was posted
on social media of him nibbling the ear of a
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college friend of theirs. All their friends see it. She's ameliated.
She's wondering what else happened and why did he feel
so comfortable to do that? A lot of the right questions, right,
So he can't say I didn't do it, because she
saw the photo in the photo booth. So now he's saying, look,
I don't remember it. I'm sure I did it. I
don't remember, but there's nothing to worry about here, or
is there? Sisceny? That's the thing. It's like, okay, fine,
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but this is like a slippery slope. It's like you
don't think this is a big deal, or you got
so drunk that don't even remember what you did. What
are you can do the next time you go out
with your buddies drinking so much and you're at a bar,
who knows, and then you you're literally laying in bed
with one foot on the floor and one foot on
the mattress, right, And that's how you're feeling right now.
So I thought Chrissie nailed the right question, and that was, well,
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if you don't remember everything that night, what else don't
you remember that you did that night? And that's a
big problem. Mm hmm huge. So let's see to a
one or two seven A kiss? Now, Tanya, let's just
I don't even want to say it. I don't even
say it. I won't say it, But what do you say?
So how do you work through it. Um, here's the thing.
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I have gotten very drunk, but I get drunk with him,
Like I would never want to get that drunk, not
with him, because I understand what it feels like to
like kind of have a spotty night. I would not
like that. If this was if the roles are reversed
and there's a girl middling on his ear, I would
you give yourself permission to let lose because you know
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you're safe with him there as opposed to any spottiness
that you may find the next day. Yeah, probably good rule. Right, Yeah,
then you don't have to worry. Hey, Shelby, what do
you think I mean? For me, it was all about
like what else does he not remember from the night
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like that? And not only that, what else does he
not remember? And when else might this happen again? Because
it happened. I mean, all that stuff just plays in
your head. It's voices. You know, we need this year
no voices, but the voices are there, like it's happened.
It's public, you can see it. So she's going to
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be questioning herself often and him, you know, where are
you going, what are you doing? What did you do?
Who did you do? You know? You do. You know
it's out to be a moment where he thought, or
somebody thought, or she thought, or anybody watching thought. Don't
go into the photo booth by yourselves. Don't get in
there right like someone photo booth bouncer should be like, ah,
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you've too much. It's very hilarious to them. But when
you go in those I always think that that's like
a private place to be, Like, you don't think about
that posted. I would never think that somebody was going
to get those photos and post them. When I think
they get posted, don't they's yeah, they get Well if
you get you get your own, you can post, you
can get permission. I think for them gives them to
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the couple, like if it's your wedding, we got them,
We have every single one. I wouldn't think that. I
would think that I'm just going to print it out.
It's mine. I'm going to text it to myself and
that's where it ends. But it's a photo booth. It's
in the name, it's a captured moment. It's in the name.
On air with Ryan Secrets. Okay, let's get back into
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this trending report. If after a breakup, there were an
app that would suspend your usage of social media? Would
you use it? Sure? We'll let me tell you why
I got to this and we can discuss in more
in detail. Because former Real Housewives of Orange County star
Megan King, So she got married in October. They announced
they had split in December, so they were married for
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two months and she's kind of been using Instagram as
an outlet um I feel like for a more community.
After her announcing her split, she was doing this yoga
session and she said, warrior your way through your first
day back to real life in It's gonna be okay.
And she's kind of doing very like RSB stuff on
her social media, and some people were commenting that she
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needs to heal and get off social media. And so
I was reading this story and this is where my
idea popped up. If after you go through a breakup,
there was an app that kind of suspends your social
four and you could set the time for a month
or a few weeks or maybe a couple of months.
That way you can really not focus on other people
what they're doing. Would you do it? Because I feel
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like when you go through a breakup on your social media,
you're either doing one of a few things. You're either
trying to act like you're okay and you're living your
life and you're living your best life. Or you're posting
subliminal messages through like quotes and things like that, or
you're posting thirst traps and just like hot photos of
just kind of just wanting to best policies just disappear.
(35:25):
But no, we can't do it. We can with this
new app. Well, right, so let's talk about this. So
what it locks you? Like, is there safe word if
you did want to go back in. No, it doesn't
give you a safe word. It said you get to
decide in the beginning how long you wanted to suspend
you for, and it just locks you out customer service
(35:46):
and say my back. NOA I love that. Look. Uh.
In this world that we're talking about, it's better to
just disappear than any of the other options. The other
options lead to more pain, guaranteed. I know. But that's
the thing. It's like we all anything we do on
social media ends up hurting us in the long run
(36:07):
after a breakup, and yet we can't stop doing it.
So I feel like this apple, we're really onto something here. Hello,
who's this is? Tony? Tony, how can we help you
a doan Ryan weird situation happened. So my wife and
I live in a little condo community where the condos
are grouped together by two, so everyone shares a wall
(36:28):
with another condo, as any other condo community would be. Um.
The other day, my neighbor that shares the wall with
us came over and started talking about how they had
to install a wall treatment in their bedroom to make
the walls sound proof because I apparently store two loud
You're snoring cuts through the peep rock. This is what
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my neighbor is is saying. Um. And she's also saying
that it was two thousand dollars to do that treatment
and s not only to pay for her sound proofing,
but also asking me to install the same treatment in
my home, which I think is absolutely ridiculous. Um. But
(37:11):
what do you guys thinking, Do you think I should
be responsible for this? No, this sounds absurd. Are you
sure that she has to hear your snoring all night? Maybe?
My wife? Truly that is that legit? Is it that bombastic?
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I mean, my wife says it's a bit of a problem,
but I don't think it's that bad that it would
go through a wall. I believe it could. I mean too,
I can hear. I can hear literally exactly what they're
watching next door from this room. That's how the right
now I can't because I have my headphones in and
its morning. It's usually nighttime when I hear their two
give it away. I just started. You look, how long
(37:55):
are you gonna be there? You obviously own the condo,
so then think about that. I mean, yeah, it's for
this foreseeable future, and we're friendlies with her, but you
know we're not friends, like we've never hung out, so
sort of out of line, you know what I mean?
He bro, what about a nasal strip? Tony was just
(38:16):
telling me about these earlier, that she puts one across
her nose and they widen the holes of her nostrils
so that she creates more air so it doesn't make
the snoring sound. It's a great idea. I need to
try that. I've been procrastinating. I mean, I would try
that before you build a soundproof wall in your path.
(38:36):
Good point. I think that's a good avenue to explore.
I agree, I agree. Let's post it on that man,
all right, there's there's always a work right and thank
you and look like you said the good news is
you own property. Um, okay, let's play the game. Who's snoring?
Is this these John? I'm so sure, so fast. I
(39:06):
think I think it's Michael Georgia. No, it's not Georgia.
Saw it which Michael, My Michael. I don't know yet.
I have the reveal. They're gonna show me. Oh my god,
(39:27):
it is Patty. Patty, that's you saw the logs. Well
that was because I was going through COVID last year. Well,
we're gonna call you a carpenter from now nasals trips.
I guess Mark was there with his sharpie and post
it's to mark it down, because he's the one that
revealed it was Patty snoring on air with Ryan Seacret.
(39:53):
So we made it through the last couple of years.
We made it, and we think getting int too. After
the vaccines, we're gonna be through it. But we're not.
COVID cases on the rise, less extreme seemingly than in
the past, but with this new variant that cases are
on the rise. And I was watching one of the
elected officials saying, hey, look, we're gonna have to not
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stop life every time there's a new variant and spend
trillions of dollars because this is going to be part
of life. We need to learn how to live with it,
which is a it's just a it's a scary thing,
but it makes sense in a way. You know, you
canet an interesting point. Yeah, it's like you you can't.
(40:35):
You can't let it paralyze you forever, if it's going
to be around forever. But then you look at us
coming back. We're approaching what two years of the COVID
pandemic and Macron students at u c l A. You
see Irvine and you see Riverside. They returned to remote
learning on Monday. I mean, just psychologically, what's that do
mm hmm. They're hoping to return to classrooms on the
(40:58):
seventeenth of January. You know, I mean, we all learned
how this works. We gather this is highly contagious. People
are gonna catch it. It's gonna shoot up because of
the holidays, Christmas and New Year's That reporting is gonna
come two weeks from now or a week from now.
You're gonna see it and then hopefully it subsides. I'm
(41:21):
looking at usc schedule to return Monday but all their
classes are going to be remote as well for at
least the first week. All students will need to show
a negative COVID test and all faculty and students will
need to be boosted when eligible. Now, Patty, you are
You guys are in the moment going through the new variant.
Has it cleared the house yet? Uh? We've been trying
(41:43):
to get an appointment to get a test, but you
cannot find any of the aintments right now. No, No,
Both my kids are home. Little Oliver is doing distance
learning right now. And it's it's challenging. It's not easy. Well,
(42:04):
there aren't people to work at the testing centers. It's
it's very It just continues to be complicated. I was
even hearing in our music circles at the Grammys will
likely be postponed. I mean it makes sense, hm, So
where's any good news if you look for it? The
(42:24):
good news, I think is that if you take South
Africa and the UK, the spike in the cases there
has not included a spike in death. So I guess
they're little ahead of the reporting on us. Uh. So
it is milder, seemingly, but still it's a way of life. Um,
so we'll continue to just look through it, but it
(42:47):
seems like it's going to be part of what we
deal with it, certainly for this phase of our lives.
You can get the at home testing kids though that
they're supposed to be available for it. But are they accurate? Right?
The accuracy is questionable from some people say, these ones
that are being sent from the government will be fed
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X to you and then you swab yourself and then
you send it back to a lapse. So it's not
one that you sit there and wait fifteen minutes. Yeah,
they don't make it easy for you. Just think about
that concept in the volume. The government sends you a swab,
you put it in fed X and then you get
a response and you hope it's yours. Yeah, can go wrong.
I mean, think about how many people dead people got
(43:30):
checks from the government. Right, what if you get the
wrong swab results. It seems possibly highly inaccurate when you
look at the number of people. Mm hmm. No, yeah,
makes sense. This is what we got with Ryant. We're
gonna pay your bills until tonight, so keep that in mind.
(43:51):
And coming up tomorrow on the show, I got more
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