Would You Try Spreadable Coffee? Get All the Details

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you are obsessed with your coffee in the morning,
if it is one of the most important things in
your life, there could be a person another important thing
in your life, a relationship with coffee. How excited are
you to get up and have your first cup?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm obsessed. I love it. I like it black. I
drink one called Pacha Mama. It's the brand I use.
I grind my beans, I use my Queason Art. It
is a morning ceremony that quite frankly, keeps me smiling.
But listen to this. This is a new invention and
I'm so into it. I cannot wait to get it
in trol.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know what I was curious to see if you
would be into this.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh my gosh, I love this idea. It's spreadable coffee.
Spreadable coffee in a tube looks.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Like toothpaste, like black toothpaste.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It comes in a toothpaste tube and it comes out
like tar, but it's it's one hundred percent coffee and
sweetened with organic Swiss beet sugar. And you put it
on your nuts, or you put it on your toast,
you put it on any weird. It looks like black
oil paint.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It really does it looks like you're gonna do an
art project.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Coffee flavor spread I mean we have that. It's like
new Telebate coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't need that.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
How do you measure this though?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Because I was thinking about what okay, well, what's your jolt?
I mean, if you spread it all over a piece
of toast? How many cups of coffee? Is exactly a tube?
So there's a tube which is seventeen bucks is equivalent
to twenty cups of coffee. So I don't know, you
do the math?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, like even just like a two little squirts of
that that looks like two and a half cups plus
the cup you're having, Like that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Of credible coffee and portable coffee. Like you can throw
this in your purse. It's called no normal coffee. If
you're interested in no normal coffee, we're going to order
some here and try it. Oh wow, but it's life changing.
Congratulations to these coffee tubers. Spreadable coffee. Can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
But I think, like I also think, not one cup
of coffee is the same for everybody, you know, because
like I could drink a cup of coffee at ten PM,
go to sleep at ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I cannot do that.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I can't do that, So it doesn't like affect me
like it affects Sydney. She has like one sip of
something and she's like, I can't.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Have a coffee past like noon.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, I'm going to see if you have a toast
with this spread on it, how you act after.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I mean, if it tastes good, maybe.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
All right, So check that out if you're interested. They
can I guess it's only online. They can send it
to you