May 22, 2023 • 9 mins
You can't tell a parent that her kid has no pool etiquette.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my
marriage or my pleasure. We'll get into that find out
what that's all about in just a few because right
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now, Well, it's summertime is here.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's time to get outside, get in the pool, flop
around and across this country. It's going to happen in
every single pool. Somebody's gonna do it. The title is
your son Pete in the pool, Your son pd in
the pool. You don't think it's gonna happen, Trust me,
it's happened at your very own pool call, and you
(00:40):
don't even know it, but it's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh yes, we would know now that's gonna happen at
this one because it's probably gonna be me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You, Junie, you got a pool already.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Never did this, We got one in the neighborhood. But
I'm just saying you you ain't never did this. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
When I was younger, yeah, I didn't went in the ocean,
and I didn't went in people. Oh yeah, oh the
ocean for sure. I'm not walking all the way back
up to that resort to get to that, to get
the right everybody walk away all the way out to
saying all the way back, got off my lounge chair,
(01:20):
walked in the ocean too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You didn't want to go up to your room, Stuard
right there. I ain't even get wasist.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Deep and you had a cabana right there.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, there wasn't no water on my stomach or nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, you in there, your son Pete in the pool.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Let's go catch the Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Hello, I'm trying to reach it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yes, I'm trying to reach Anastasia. It's how you doing that? Listen,
I'm gleaing the life guard over here at the pool
here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have
a you have a son? Yes, sir?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Is everything all right?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Uh? Yeah, yeah, everything is fine. I mean, uh a
quick question, ma'am. We got a situation here with what's
going on. We're not we're not gonna be allowed to
uh to let him swim here at the pool and
the complex anymore. What we gotta your son?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I mean he swims in pretty much every every every
other day, you know, I'm always here seeing him swim,
but it seems like is you know, we've been trying
to figure out who it is your son keep peeing
in the pool. Slam pool, ma'am. I don't want to
get into it with you. Your son. We finally narrated down.
(02:41):
Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool
every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh.
We can't continue to keep letting them come over here.
We got to ban him from the pool.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
My son, pool, We ain't nasty like this? Did you
take to be younna? Says my son?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
And in the pool? Well, your son is the one
that be making faces and stuff, and I know that's
what he's doing. He in their pin Your son is
the one that's.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Pining in making faces.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
He'd be making faces, so I know he in their.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Penin' got to do what we should be making faces?
Come pool, hold something? What dad you gonna say? And
in the pool because he's making safe man.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm not gonna go lasting like that.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I teach my kids better than that. He has no pool.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hey lady, I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he
can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from
the pool until we rectify this problem. Now you'll got paying.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
When he gonna be in that pool and we don't
seno pool, we ain't gonna be there, and that tomorrow.
Matter of fact, I'm playing a kids for the pool.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We gotta ma'am. I'm not finna sit here and go
back and forth with you. All I'm trying to tell
you is this right here? Your son has the pin
in the pool. My boss wants me to him. If
he's not the one, then we will allow him to
come back later. But right now with singling people out
and your son, you know, it just seems like he's
the one that's doing it.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
What's you said?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
That name was? My name is Glen. I'm glean in
the lifeguard. That's who I am.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Not what's your will name? Then, brocause that I was
supposed to be calling me. You ain't got no business
call my I'm talking about my son. You no fool
to give I'm not in liberty to give my last name.
The bottom line is we can't live in the bot
what but you an't liberally to talk about bound But
you can't give me your r name?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, listen, I'm not. All I'm supposed to do is
call you and let you know that we're banned in
your son from getting in the pool.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What you're talking about, you can't ban my father playing
the life? God, get a rich job, a summer job?
Did you write a job? And I calling my pall
you should have, you don't want, You ain't got and
you can't stop nobody from coming next throom and we're
gonna be damn now tomorrow again. And if you did foom,
(04:52):
do your job to clean it.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
O man. Let me say this to you. If your
son comes to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool,
I'm snatching your so out of the pool. I let you.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I wish you run. Said you don't need a life God,
you satch my trying out of pool? I wish you ruined?
Oh what the what time the pom open at ten o'clock?
Who's gonna be there at nine Saturday? You got me up?
Talk about you're gonna snatch my son out of pool?
You got lost him mine? Nobody be pool? You got
(05:23):
lost your mine?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Hey lady, the problem is whatever he has been singled out.
All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's
the one that's doing it. Your son is the one
that's being elbow. He's clear, whatever whatever the for Right now,
all I'm asking is is keep your son away from
the pool for the next two weeks. If we found
out that it's not him, will allow him to come back. Okay,
(05:45):
he ain't me.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
He ain't staying away from pool for two weeks. And
if he do, he's gonna come back and do the
most pool. I'm gonna tell the whole two weeks and
go back to that talk about my son to the pool.
You can tell by his faith. You said, what are
y'all about?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Said?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
If I be whiting life, you watch the pool, you
show you mus not I want to be talking to.
I will be down tomorrow. Men, I don't find my
kids and they don't get in the pool too. Don't
do all them kids over there getting them in the pool.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
over helse and bring them in the pool. None of
your children.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I don't give it. And what you say you got
right your life, God get rich nothing. Lady.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Listen, lady, I'm not gonna go continue to go back
and forth. I got one more thing and I need
to say to you, and I'm done. I'm crazy. One
more thing that I'm done.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
You ain't got to say to me.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I do have one say that I do need to say.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
To you what you have to say to me.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I need to say this. This is left you tell
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
franked from your homeboys.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Hello, kids, man, look up timing man. You want to
get this like, but look at this. Y'all play too much.
Y'all know y'all play too much place. Now I'm walking
towards from now.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I was coming to the office today and they stayed
with opening the fire if to tell me to come
my file, my fuck in the pool, I.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Was gonna come now, take care of them kids, baby.
I got one more thing I got to ask you.
What is the baddest radio show in the land. The
Steams Mother Morning Show, Baby, the Sea Mother Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And now you have it, your son Pete in the pool?
Oh great, your son pe wow whatever? Whatever, oll o,
gotta go, you gotta go, gotta go.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
There's no wind. Hell, like Thomas said, I'm not gonna
walk back up to this way back up. By the
time I get back, I got to go again. He
wasn't even wasted deep. Can you see, hey, hey, hey,
put both hands on my hip and turn around and
(08:18):
face the beach goers. We don't want that visual stir
sung glasses. All be standing there, don't even be wasteep.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Just as long as long.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
As the yeah, cigar, cigar, I ain't wait nothing. Look
all right, you be looking at people, be speaking to
people to how you doing.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Hey, nice day, I take a picture with you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Hold on, give me a minute. Not doing something.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh that's where you'll take selfies with people. Okay, Coming
up next strawberry letters, subject my marriage or my pleasure.
Right after this, you're listening to Save Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my
marriage or my pleasure. We'll get into that find out
what that's all about in just a few because right
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now, Well, it's summertime is here.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's time to get outside, get in the pool, flop
around and across this country. It's going to happen in
every single pool. Somebody's gonna do it. The title is
your son Pete in the pool, Your son pd in
the pool. You don't think it's gonna happen, Trust me,
it's happened at your very own pool call, and you
(00:40):
don't even know it, but it's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh yes, we would know now that's gonna happen at
this one because it's probably gonna be me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You, Junie, you got a pool already.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Never did this, We got one in the neighborhood. But
I'm just saying you you ain't never did this. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
When I was younger, yeah, I didn't went in the ocean,
and I didn't went in people. Oh yeah, oh the
ocean for sure. I'm not walking all the way back
up to that resort to get to that, to get
the right everybody walk away all the way out to
saying all the way back, got off my lounge chair,
(01:20):
walked in the ocean too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You didn't want to go up to your room, Stuard
right there. I ain't even get wasist.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Deep and you had a cabana right there.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, there wasn't no water on my stomach or nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, you in there, your son Pete in the pool.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Let's go catch the Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Hello, I'm trying to reach it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yes, I'm trying to reach Anastasia. It's how you doing that? Listen,
I'm gleaing the life guard over here at the pool
here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have
a you have a son? Yes, sir?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Is everything all right?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Uh? Yeah, yeah, everything is fine. I mean, uh a
quick question, ma'am. We got a situation here with what's
going on. We're not we're not gonna be allowed to
uh to let him swim here at the pool and
the complex anymore. What we gotta your son?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I mean he swims in pretty much every every every
other day, you know, I'm always here seeing him swim,
but it seems like is you know, we've been trying
to figure out who it is your son keep peeing
in the pool. Slam pool, ma'am. I don't want to
get into it with you. Your son. We finally narrated down.
(02:41):
Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool
every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh.
We can't continue to keep letting them come over here.
We got to ban him from the pool.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
My son, pool, We ain't nasty like this? Did you
take to be younna? Says my son?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
And in the pool? Well, your son is the one
that be making faces and stuff, and I know that's
what he's doing. He in their pin Your son is
the one that's.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Pining in making faces.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
He'd be making faces, so I know he in their.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Penin' got to do what we should be making faces?
Come pool, hold something? What dad you gonna say? And
in the pool because he's making safe man.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm not gonna go lasting like that.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I teach my kids better than that. He has no pool.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hey lady, I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he
can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from
the pool until we rectify this problem. Now you'll got paying.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
When he gonna be in that pool and we don't
seno pool, we ain't gonna be there, and that tomorrow.
Matter of fact, I'm playing a kids for the pool.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We gotta ma'am. I'm not finna sit here and go
back and forth with you. All I'm trying to tell
you is this right here? Your son has the pin
in the pool. My boss wants me to him. If
he's not the one, then we will allow him to
come back later. But right now with singling people out
and your son, you know, it just seems like he's
the one that's doing it.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
What's you said?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
That name was? My name is Glen. I'm glean in
the lifeguard. That's who I am.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Not what's your will name? Then, brocause that I was
supposed to be calling me. You ain't got no business
call my I'm talking about my son. You no fool
to give I'm not in liberty to give my last name.
The bottom line is we can't live in the bot
what but you an't liberally to talk about bound But
you can't give me your r name?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, listen, I'm not. All I'm supposed to do is
call you and let you know that we're banned in
your son from getting in the pool.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What you're talking about, you can't ban my father playing
the life? God, get a rich job, a summer job?
Did you write a job? And I calling my pall
you should have, you don't want, You ain't got and
you can't stop nobody from coming next throom and we're
gonna be damn now tomorrow again. And if you did foom,
(04:52):
do your job to clean it.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
O man. Let me say this to you. If your
son comes to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool,
I'm snatching your so out of the pool. I let you.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I wish you run. Said you don't need a life God,
you satch my trying out of pool? I wish you ruined?
Oh what the what time the pom open at ten o'clock?
Who's gonna be there at nine Saturday? You got me up?
Talk about you're gonna snatch my son out of pool?
You got lost him mine? Nobody be pool? You got
(05:23):
lost your mine?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Hey lady, the problem is whatever he has been singled out.
All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's
the one that's doing it. Your son is the one
that's being elbow. He's clear, whatever whatever the for Right now,
all I'm asking is is keep your son away from
the pool for the next two weeks. If we found
out that it's not him, will allow him to come back. Okay,
(05:45):
he ain't me.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
He ain't staying away from pool for two weeks. And
if he do, he's gonna come back and do the
most pool. I'm gonna tell the whole two weeks and
go back to that talk about my son to the pool.
You can tell by his faith. You said, what are
y'all about?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Said?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
If I be whiting life, you watch the pool, you
show you mus not I want to be talking to.
I will be down tomorrow. Men, I don't find my
kids and they don't get in the pool too. Don't
do all them kids over there getting them in the pool.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
over helse and bring them in the pool. None of
your children.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I don't give it. And what you say you got
right your life, God get rich nothing. Lady.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Listen, lady, I'm not gonna go continue to go back
and forth. I got one more thing and I need
to say to you, and I'm done. I'm crazy. One
more thing that I'm done.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
You ain't got to say to me.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I do have one say that I do need to say.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
To you what you have to say to me.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I need to say this. This is left you tell
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
franked from your homeboys.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Hello, kids, man, look up timing man. You want to
get this like, but look at this. Y'all play too much.
Y'all know y'all play too much place. Now I'm walking
towards from now.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I was coming to the office today and they stayed
with opening the fire if to tell me to come
my file, my fuck in the pool, I.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Was gonna come now, take care of them kids, baby.
I got one more thing I got to ask you.
What is the baddest radio show in the land. The
Steams Mother Morning Show, Baby, the Sea Mother Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And now you have it, your son Pete in the pool?
Oh great, your son pe wow whatever? Whatever, oll o,
gotta go, you gotta go, gotta go.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
There's no wind. Hell, like Thomas said, I'm not gonna
walk back up to this way back up. By the
time I get back, I got to go again. He
wasn't even wasted deep. Can you see, hey, hey, hey,
put both hands on my hip and turn around and
(08:18):
face the beach goers. We don't want that visual stir
sung glasses. All be standing there, don't even be wasteep.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Just as long as long.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
As the yeah, cigar, cigar, I ain't wait nothing. Look
all right, you be looking at people, be speaking to
people to how you doing.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Hey, nice day, I take a picture with you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Hold on, give me a minute. Not doing something.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh that's where you'll take selfies with people. Okay, Coming
up next strawberry letters, subject my marriage or my pleasure.
Right after this, you're listening to Save Harvey Morning Show.
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