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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a reed, But you're so good at Charlamage you
don't wants Charlomagne Chloma.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Who do you given?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Dust Well, sexy rad Donkey of Today for Wednesday, January
twenty second goes to a forty eight year old Indiana
woman named Jennifer Lee Wilson. Now, I have a confession
to make. My name is Leonard McKelvey, more commonly known
to the public of Charlemagne to God, and I am.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
A notorious, notorious fat shamer.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
We know some might even call me a bigot toward
big backs, but I swear I mean well, Okay, I
only make jokes on fat friends and family every other
old beast person I judged from Afar. But today Jennifer
Lee Wilson deserves to be fat shamed by assault. Jennifer
Lee Wilson is the reason RFK Junior wants to ban
high fruit tolst concert. Okay, she may become the face
of federal food regulations because the last time I witnessed
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somebody weaponize their weight like Jennifer Lee, it was Rakeishi
from the.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
W w E.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What do you mean, Uncle Shawl? As she weaponized her weight. Well,
let's go to NBC five Chicago for the report.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Polease ten year old Dakota Stevens had a smile that
defied a difficult upbringing. The Indiana boy spent years in
foster care and was killed. Prosecutors now say by his
new foster mother.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He did it the best that he could.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Unfortunately, you know, he fell victim to the system.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
His former foster family has spent weeks pushing for charges,
and today Porter County prosecutors charged Jennifer Wilson with reckless homicide.
Dakota had just been placed in her Valpereizo home when
police say he ran off after a temper tantrum, even
asking a neighbor to adopt him because his parents hit
him in the face. But police say Wilson found and
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brought him back, and he tried to run again, so
she laid her entire weight on his body. While calling
the boy's caseworker, Wilson told police that she laid on
the boy's midsection out here in the yard to control him.
The ten year old weighed just ninety one pounds, but Wilson,
according to police, weighs three hundred and forty pounds and
sat on the child for five minutes until he stopped moving.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Jesus, first things first, Rest in peace to ten year
old Dakota Stevens.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That young man tried to get help.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, when you run away from home, run away from
your foster mother to a neighbor's house and asked him
to adopt you. Lord only knows the trauma you were
experiencing in that house. Okay, he ran from that obese,
orphaned killer, all right. The Coda was four foot ten
and weigh ninety pounds. Jennifer Lee was four foot eleven
and weighed three hundred and forty pounds.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
She was built like a rangdrover.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And no matter how good Dakota was eating in that house,
he had to get away because that young man knew
to his fate.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He knew what his fate would be if he stayed there.
He just knew.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Let the record show, fate without the E at the
end is fat, and fate without the F in the
front is eight.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That has nothing to do with nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I just wanted to make that observation because Jennifer Lee
Wilson is obese, and I cannot believe she's only getting six.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Years in prison.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
With one year suspended to be served on probation for
killing a whole human. Okay, this was a fat fatality. Okay,
you should be a fat felon forever. In fact, the
judge should say, I'm giving you a year for every pound, Yes,
three hundred and forty years. Okay, I would have made
you a fat, funky felon forever. All right, you are
a large lawbreaker and you don't deserve to experience the
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Krispy Kreme hot light. Ever again, why did this wide
ass wrongdoer only get six years? If you ask me,
she's a heavyweight homicidal maniac. Okay, this wasn't no accident.
She thought about this, She was intentional about this. This
was a cold, calculated, chunky, chubby ass crime. The only
time she's been more premeditated was probably at Golden Corral.
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Would you like to hear more about her sentencing. Let's
go to CBS News Chicago for the report.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Police.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I don't know if Stinny have a judge sentenced a
woman in the death of her foster son. Jennifer Lee
Wilson pled guilty to reckless homicide in the April death
of her foster son, ten year old Dakota Lee Stevens, investigator,
says she pinned Dakota to the ground by lying on
his midsection for several minutes, causing fatal injuries. A judge
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sentenced her to six years in prison.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Look at this woman, Oh shoot, she looked like the
mucinex man, does she not? I did some research, and
by research I mean chat GPT, and I asked chat GPT,
has a sumo wrestler ever sat on someone and killed them?
And chat GPT said, there are no well documented cases
of a sumo wrestler intentionally sitting on someone to kill them. So,
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Jennifer Lee Wilson, you did something that a sumo wrestler
has never done.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And it was your adopted son.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You and all your fat cells should be in a
prison cell forever. How did they give this big body
butcher only six years?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
This woman is built like Grimace from McDonald's. But she's
not friendly and lovable. No, this is the Grimace Reaper.
She's a massive murderer. This half ton killer deserves to
be in prison forever. And I don't know why she isn't.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
All right, all right, all right, all right?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The music what Mac midsize, Mac, what's.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Gotta stop what you have to stop?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Stop what I'm starting to.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Think somebody fat touched you at it at a young
age because you hate us.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
This woman, No, no, I understand. I'm sitting on it
and I understand that.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
And as the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee,
she was wrong in the sense of, like when we
are our side, we know, we know our issues. Yes,
Like when I go to church and you know what
they got through white church chairs, I know those don't
hold me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I gotta test those. I test a lot of chairs
before I sit down.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Even though it sex, You know how long it took
me before I got on top. I was scared.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
I don't know what guy, It's like getting on the
roller coast. I'm terrified. I'm like, every couple of years,
can you breathe? You gotta stop. You gotta that that
poor guy you get on top the point you don't.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Know if they're women and man, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What what he is.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You push must be crazy because no way you put
all your weight. It's a balanced thing.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
You got to lean to the left, to the right
person's side. Yes, she shouldn't know that that sitting on
that kid was that was wrong. You got to treat
that like all types of furniture. See, y'all don't know
that because y'all you know, y'all got gym memberships. But yeah,
it's the worst thing you could do is sit somewhere
in public and that chair break, because there's no way
you could play that off.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And just like this, there's no way you can play off.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Killing the kid sitting.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You have a broken chair on the plane.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
On a plane, not on a plane. I've broken a
lot of chairs.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Does you fly cargo?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I do have a question the seatbelt extended? How many
do you use one?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
That?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Right now I think lost a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yes, last month was the first time I ever didn't
need one.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
You didn't any stand.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't need.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Shout out to all the stewardess and all the flight
of tennants, because they are very respectful when they come
to you, like they sell drugs.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You need that, you need, you need that thing, And I'll.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Be like everybody on the plane or they whispering you
about that.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
It's not much you need that, you need that, And
I'd be like, what you got and we got that
I mean, that comes later, but the first thing you
always they always make sure you good, because the last
thing you want is the plane that turbulence. And then
my big gas is flying around, you know what I mean,
and I hit somebody.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I can't imagine you on top. That is insane. I mean, look,
that's all you got out of this. A lot of
chubby chasers out.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
There, we said all to say, please give the glutton,
this reaper, Jennifer Lee Wilson the biggest.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
All right, well, thank you for that. Donkey Today.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yes, this is discussed.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Don't go anywhere. And this is disgusted, medium matter, don't.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Call her disgusting.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Okay, this woman, this woman on purpose.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
She was like a murderer. This woman had a crushing presence.
This is terrible.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Put up, okay, lord, all right, I can't wait till
this is a short killer and then you're gonna be
right in there.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Short all right, let's open up the phone lines.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
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