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August 21, 2024 10 mins

Charlamagne Tha God delivers today's Donkey of the Day to an Applebee's customer who took the restaurant's "All You Can Eat" promotion way too seriously! Listen for more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for don't give the day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a read, but you're so good at you're trying
to be a Charlamage.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
She only wants Charlamagne.

Speaker 4 (00:06):
To damn Chalom Maine.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Who do you give it?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Dusky?

Speaker 5 (00:11):
The other day?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
To now well sexy red donkey Today for Wednesday, August
twenty first goes to a twenty eight ye old woman
named shah Nieha Cobbs. Shaunisha hails from Portage, Indiana. Never
heard of the place, but dropping the clues bombs from Portage, Indiana,
And like most Americans, she's always looking for a way
to save a dollar or two, always looking for a discount.
And I don't blame her because times is hard out here. Okay,

(00:32):
if you are blessed to have some food on the
table and the roof over your head, you are winning.
Don't let nobody tell you different. Drop on the clues bombs.
Everybody who got a food on their table and a
roof over their head, that is a blessing.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I know things get hard sometimes and we all just.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Trying to figure it out, doing our best, But trust
me when I tell you that success is subjective. And
if you got food on the tables, and the roof
over your head and.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You are happy, then you are winning. Simple as that.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, Shanisha Cobbs was trying to win. Okay, she was
trying to be happy, see Shenissa Cobbs was trying to
do what all Americans out here doing, and that's feeding
their families.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay. She Nissa was sitting at home, minding her business,
and she got a download.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
By download, I mean she was probably watching TV one
and saw a commercial for one of the world's largest
casual dining brands, Applebee's. Drop on the clues bombs for
Applebee's never ever well out.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Front on apple Bee's.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay, on the come up of this thing called life,
I've had some amazing thought times.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
And apple Bee's salute the Applebee's.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
On Rivers Avenue in North Charleton, South Carolina, right across
from Nofoozmall. Apple Bee's in Monk's Corner, South Carolina, right
right over there on remember see Dennis Boulevard, Those mozarella sticks,
those boneless.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Buffalo wings, that chicken case of diar with some fries.
What you talking about? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I got nothing but love for apple Bees and soda
is shah Nisa? She went there with two other adults
and several juveniles, okay, a bunch of hungry ass little kids,
and she tried to game the system. She tried to
take advantage of apple Bee's all you can eat, okay,
all you can eat fifteen ninety nine. Specially you heard
about it, huh. I thought it was fourteen ninety nine,
but it must have went up a little bit. Pricing

(02:03):
participation always do very but yes, since earlier this year,
for a limited time, guests can enjoy an unlimited feast
of all you can eat boneless wings, ribblets, and double
crunch scrimp for fourteen ninety nine when you dine in
the restaurant, okay, dining only, no orders to go. Well,
Sha Nisha came in to dine with her clan, Remember
what I said, two other adults and several juveniles, and

(02:25):
she ordered one all you can eat special Okay, one
order of all you can eat boneless wings, all you
can eat riblets, all you can eat double crunch scrimp,
all you can eat fries, and inless endless amounts of water.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm sure now nothing else, nothing else.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
You don't know how to bust down?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Go seven of them?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Know you know how to bust down go.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
That's why we're here today, ladies and getlemen because of
the bus down. Okay, life was all good until the
bill came. When the bill came, an Applebee's manager informed
the group that each person would have to pay for
one serving of the deal. You know, Shannis and company
wasn't gone for that because they had several juveniles several
usually means seven, and then it was two adults, including Sarnisia.

(03:06):
So that bill at fifteen ninety nine a pop was
at minimum one hundred and fifty nine dollars and some change. Now,
I know some of y'all out there just rich and
got money to blow. For one hundred and fifty nine
dollars in a restaurant is a luxury, a privilege that so.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Many of us take for granted. If it's not, then
how it comes.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Shehanissa was in there trying to bust down the system. Okay,
she was trying to game the system. But lice were
eventually called to the scene and dispatchers were warned ahead
of time they expect multiple females screaming and threatening people. See,
Sharissa didn't feel like she should have to pay no
more than sixteen dollars because it was an all you
can eat special, and they argued that the menu did

(03:41):
not specify that the deal didn't cover the table with
that defense did not work, okay, because the two words,
and those two words are per person, all right, I
mean directly beneath the all you can eat adding was
the words per person in bold letters. Nothing left to
see here, folks.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Now, Shenisa clearly embarrassed. She was clearly in bass.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
So she stopped arguing with the police for a second
just to argue with another couple who was probably staring
at her, you know, chastising, probably laughing. Recording told us
sit her poe ass down somewhere. Okay, so she needs
to started arguing with the couple. Police tried to calm
her down, and when she wouldn't, they locked her ass up,
arrested up a disorderly conduct all because she was trying

(04:23):
to do what all Americans want to do, and that's
eat and eat good. Let me tell you something, man,
if I was governor of Indiana, I would pardon Sissa.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
All right. This should definitely be consequences. There are actions,
but jail time is a bit excessive. See here's the
thing I told y'all earlier.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Going out to eat is a luxury a lot of
people can't afford nowadays, But going out is also something
that brings people joy. Imagine having a bunch of kids
who are hungry, and they all saying they want to
go to Applebee's, and all you want to do, is
a parent, is make that happen for them. So it's
a combination of hunger and making your kids happy. Think
about how happy you were as a child when your
parents have some extra money to take you somewhere, those

(04:58):
red times when they told you, Kato got it at
the house. Okay, Mom, I want McDonald's. We got McDonald's
at the house. One of the greatest lies ever told, okay,
right up there with White Jesus and Santa Claus, was
there's McDonald's at the house. Never in the history of
life has someone had the Golden arches.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
At the house. Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
So to be able to take your kids out or
the a meal from a restaurant, that's a blessing. And
Shanna wanted to provide that experience for her kids. So
I would have gave her a community service or something
to make her work at Apple Bee's and then let
her take the free food home to the kids. On
another note, this is the reason that at the DNC,
the VP Kamala Harris has to talk about the issues
during her speech. The Obamas were last night. They preached

(05:38):
their message of hope. I get it, but hope is
the bare minimum. I understand why it's important to have hope.
Hope is like when you first see the.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
All you can eat commercial for Apple Bee's.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, Shaunisia had hope all right once she saw that commercial, Hope, Okay,
that was like a glimpse of light in the darkness.
She saw an opportunity to bring joy to people she loved.
And the hope is great. Okay, you know, hope is great.
They've been trying to they try to feed us hope
and fear. They've been trying to get us to vote
out of fear in regard to Trump. I mean, they're
always trying to get us the vote out of fair.
But not being able to feed your kids, not being

(06:07):
able to make your kids happy.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
It's scarier than Trump. But now that we have given
people to fears, we've given them hope.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's time for Vice President Harris to bring it home
by talking about actual issues. The number one issue is
the economy. The message she's pushing about rebuilding the middle class, it.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Starts with all you can eat Mazarelli sticks. Okay, I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
After you pay your bills, after you pay your rent,
your childcare, after you pay for your life, do you
have anything left over for a little bit of joy?
That's what these politicians don't understand. Folks need a couple
of dollars for joy. That is part of rebuilding the
middle class. What type of world do we live in
when a person can enjoy the double crunch scrimp at
Applebee's just because.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
They want to.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
So, even though what shot Nissa did is stupid, understand
the circumstances that God are there, but some donkey of
todays just sell themselves. Please give Shot Niche to Cobs,
to sweet Sounds and the Hamiltons.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Oh the oh the day.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Ye you feel hebble griss on the bone? Turn up
a little bit. You're big Mac? What's up?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Mac?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, of course, I just wanted to add to First Off,
you spoke that eloquently, but I just wanted to add
people we should probably watch the wording. If it's all
you can eat, then it should be that, not all
you can eat here.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You have to say that because.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
There's plenty of times where I try to all I
can eat and they judge me for the amount because
I hear that and it's a personal challenge to me.
But you have to be specific and say all you
can eat here apple Bees at Olive Garden, because if
you don't, I'm gonna think I can all I can
eat anywhere.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Don't you think she was wrong though, to try to
buy one all you can eat all the for nineteen people.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
No, No, I do not.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
You know, dang well, you ain't buying just one.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
First, I count as two people, so technically I'm allowed
to for three impossibly.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Three impossible is crazy?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Game is so.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Technically you can't judge me for what I do with
my food because I've technically counted three.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh yeah, Buffet, hate to see you coming, Oh you
can eat special, Hate to see Big Max restaurant like
Stone Steve, you hit that glass breaking? Yeah, when they
say for a limited time only, that's what they mean.
People like maxt All walking in.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
How do you put the chalk on your.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Tire when your.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Man too many three hundred plus pounds coming in and
that's when the limited time stops.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Ya don't want to play a game? No, I don't
want to play a game. Okay, why do you want
to play a game? I'm just curious. No, you're not curious,
all right? You know exactly, you know exactly what racist.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Person is not even though because the older I get,
the no, I don't care what color she is, I understand.
The older I get, the more I feel. You got
food at home, it's expensive, she got, it's multiple people
with her, she probably got kids with her. They want
to eat everything. They want to know.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
What is the joy of going out?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
That's what I mean when I say, like, you know,
people just want to need a little bit of extra
money for joy. You just want to be able to
go out to a restaurant and enjoy a little quick
one hundred dollars twenty dollars meal.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
With your family.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
If you're still stuck on what race she.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is, no, no, But I mean she tried to get
over on the system. I mean she did what she
was doing as out of out of uh.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I think she one of us, and they owe us.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Out of need. All right, well, thank you for that.
Donkey to day.

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Speaker 2 (10:03):
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