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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I was born to dunkee. It's the Donkey of the Dead.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Ny bunch of the Donkey Toad, that Devil's Possible.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Breakfast club.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Wow Donkey Today for Tuesday, August twenty six, goes to
a Louisiana man named Michael R.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Doin.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Okay, Michael is fifty seven years old and he is
facing felony charges this morning. Did you know that in
America you can be arrested for having too much meat
in your pants? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Envy, I see the twinkle in your eye.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh, I see the twins in your eye, and I
heard the flooded in your heart when I say that day. Okay, Yes,
fifty seven year old Michael R. Doin was arrested for
having excessive meat in his paints.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
In fact, the Livingston Paris Sheriff's office is calling him.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The beef bandit.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nvy?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Are you typing so aggressively on your phone? Jeff, look
at his phone. I bet he's googling Louisian to be
banded right now? You want to meet, You want to
see the meat. You want to have to meet? We
have the meats is wrong? Tell me your mouth is water,
and what I'll tell me. Your mouth is water and
this is not sound like Diddy. Do you want to
hear what happened? Let's go to Louisiana First News for
report Polease.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
A man with more than seventy prior arrest is accused
of stealing packs of frozen meat from a neighborhood walmart
in Denham Springs. Deputy say Michael Ardwan left the store
this morning without paying for several items. Witnesses telling law
enforcement on the scene that they saw the suspects stuffing
packs of meat into his pants. They eventually caught up
(01:37):
with him and arrested him. Deputy say he stole around
eight hundred dollars of meat.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm gonna tell you what the problem is in this story, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
According to officers, they recovered two packs of lean Hamburger
meat valued at sixty four to ninety four, as well
as four packs of Ribbis valued that a one hundred
and thirty one dollars and fifty six cents, several packs
of Angus Ribby's valued at two hundred and ninety one
dollars thirty six cents. The Sheriff's office also discovered that
more packs and meat were taken from another area or
another store. Okay, this man stole three hundred dollars a
(02:07):
meat from Sam's.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Three things here. Number one, somebody cookout got canceled. Okay,
there was a barbecue happening that did not happen.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No more.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, our Michael was about to hit a lick with
this meat. Okay, he was about to sell this to someone,
and uh, you know, you know, they just didn't get it.
R groceries just too damn high. Okay, the price of
groceries are just too damn high, and folks gotta eat.
I'm not justifying his stealing. I'm just saying, with the
price of groceries nowadays, I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
We don't hear about this more. Okay, But don't feel
sorry for Michael.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, no, no, no no. See, Michael is just a kleptomaniac.
Matter of fact, I'm not even gonna clinically diagnose him.
He's just because I can't cause I'm not a doctor.
But he is just a serial thief. And I don't
mean he steals fruit loops, corn pop sentiment too, his crunch. No,
he just steals a lot. In fact, he has an
extensive theft conviction history, including seventy four of us okay,
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twenty six of them for theft with nine convictions. According
to the law, if you have two or more theft convictions,
new charges are upgraded. So Michael is being charged with
two felony counts of theft and traffic citations. Now there's
something else that's bothering me about this story, and it's
what I read at the bottom of this news report.
The stolen meat was returned to the stores, but it
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will not be destroyed. Oh no, it will be destroyed. Okay,
the packs will have to be destroyed. I don't eat
beef anymore because I gotta keep my cholesterol down and
I'm focused on my heart health. But if I did
still eat meat, I would eat to meet that was
in this man's pants.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yo, justinnber youre telling me you wouldn't need to meet
that was in this man's pants.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, yeah, actually I'm not. I'm a woman.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
So whether it was his meat or somebody else's meat,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You just can't destroy eight hundred pounds of meat. You
gotta donate those ribotis to a zoo. Now, they were
still in the pack like once they come out the pack,
hit the real whatever germs and Michael's parents they'll get
grilled too. I just don't think you should waste any
meat just because it was in a man's pants. I'm
alone on this.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yes, give Michael Ard doing the sweet Times and the
Hamilton's Police.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh no, you are the dog.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
You're rich, dog, gee all the day.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Gee, you all rich. If that man's meat would have
got eat, I know you would have it would.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Have got ate.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Huh, it would have got ate, You would have ate it.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yes, Why did you give him dunky today?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
If you would have ate his meat because he stole
it and he's got a history of stealing. Of course
you don't care because you're a cereal. Boost your damnself. Yes,
and I will boost some steaks. Do you know how
high steaks are now? People they're like thirty forty dollars,
but the people.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Exactly do you think people got thirty forty.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Dollars to spend?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
They don't even have school money for their kids.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Are you serious? Yes, I'm steal some.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Damn steak, damn and get and and and give it
to the full bank.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
I don't want you to steal steak. So can you
shout out your messy glasses vision right now? So people,
not right now because I have something else.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Play game?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, we're not playing a game. You never want to
play game no more. You want to know what race?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
This man's meeting is so bad, don't you?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Michael? Are doing? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Are doing? Damn? Yeah, that's played.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Anyway, I got a message. Okay, are you ready? Switch
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Speaker 1 (06:04):
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Speaker 3 (06:06):
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but this year, for year five, we are moving into
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Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
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Speaker 1 (06:29):
I repeat.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
The fifth annual Mental Wealth Expow will be Saturday, October
eleventh at the Joel and Diane Bloom Wellness and Event
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Speaker 1 (07:52):
So put it on your calendar.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Saturday, fifth Annual Mental Wealth Exports.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I love it. I love it. Yeah, well, thank you?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
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Speaker 1 (08:33):
When you want to see that meat up close and personal.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Period. Wow, that was that was crazy. You should have
said this.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
You should have said it will be mad meating New
York to at your thing because this be shut all
right anyway, lourening right fast for what because we gotta
we gotta, we gotta, we gotta show to do.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I gotta know we were doing the show.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
We were doing eight hundred and five eight five, one
on five. When we have to open up the phone.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Are we gonna do the hard ware topic again? For
the hardy.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Swim for what cows Coss talking about? Can you just
tell us about what happened with Snoop? You was supposed
to do it in the latest with Lorma. We didn't
get to it. So what happened with Snoop? Because this
is a great topic, I'm gonna open up the phone lines.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
Yes, so okay, Uncle Snoop was on It's giving the
podcast and they were having a conversation about he took
his one of his grandkids to see The Buzz Lightyear. Yes,
and there is a lesbian couple in the movie to
have a baby.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let's let's hear from Snoop. Let's hear from Snoop.
Speaker 9 (09:38):
I took my grandson to see what was the movie
with a buzz?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Like so the New The New Buzz, the Late Year.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
I think Kiky Palmers in that movie. She plays like
the daughter. So we're watching it the lady which is
Kiky's mama. They move on into the space years. They
moved down the line. They're like, she had a baby?
What a woman?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
My grandson in the middle of the movie, like Papa sloop,
how she have a baby with a woman? She would want?
I didn't come in for this, came watching still movie.
Hey man, watch the movie. They just said she and
she had a baby. They both women. How does she
have a baby?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They both women?
Speaker 10 (10:14):
So it's like, I'm scared to go to the movies.
Then like y'all throwing me in the middle of I
don't have an answer for what was it?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What did you tell them?
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Watch the movie?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
That's just five cool. It threw me for a lootle bit.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I'm like, what what are the movie was? These are
kids that we have to.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And that is the question.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Eight hundred and five some important contexts. Why did they
faded out? Like they gotta come back?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We gotta come back.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You can't people be getting in trouble right there, man,
That's why people haven't reread.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You can't play something like that. And I played the
whole content.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh it's a second left, but we just got to
go with commercials late kind of thing. We'll open up
the phone lines eight hundred five, eight five, one oh
five one. Do you have problems taking your kids to
the movies and them seeing things that you feel like
they shouldn't see?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And we got all the contacts that we need.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
A woman and a woman made a baby, and that
baby wanted to know how that's a valid question. Why
would a baby have that question? I should have baby
had that question going to go see buzz light.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, well let's talk about it. And if it's birds
and bees, then we need some more language about the.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Birds and birds. Exactly explain the birds and bees. But
let's talk about we come back. Pull out your phone,
call in right now. You call me.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
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Down eight hundred and five eighty.
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Five one O five one. The Breakfast Club.
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