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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And so we are in a state of emergency.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, white supremacivet violence it has always have been the
number one threat to our society.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
But I'm also very proud that my wife was white.
The practice club bitches.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Sorrychrennan, please tell me why was I your donkey.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Of the day?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, Donkey of to Day from Monday, June twenty fourth
goes to Republican Congressman Ronnie Jackson. Now, Ronnie is a
former White House position and he's in the news right
now because yesterday he suggested that President Joe Biden should
submit to drug tests immediately before and after Thursday's upcoming
presidential debate.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Can we listen to Ronnie Jackson had to say.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Please, We've seen recently in the State of the Union
address that there was a Joe Biden that came out
that was not similar at all to what we see
on a day to day basis for the last three
and a half years. I'm going to be demanding on
behalf of many millions of concerned Americans right now that
he submit to a drug test before and after this debate,
specifically looking for performance and hancy drugs. He's going to

(01:00):
be camp David for a full week before the debate.
Part of that is probably experimenting with you know, just
getting the doses just strike because you know, they have
to treat his cognition. They have to give him something
to help him think straighter. They have to give him
something to wake him up, you know, for his alert.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Miss Ronnie Jackson. My name is Leonard mc kelvey aka
Charlamagne to God.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I am one of the millions of concerned Americans who
care about Joe Biden being on drugs to the debate,
and by concerned, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I hope he is on whatever they got.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, whatever, whatever pds that helped with cognitive decline, whatever
pds that give him more energy, whatever pds that keep
him more alert, whatever pds that.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Keep him from freezing and buffering on that stage. I
want him on it all on Thursday. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I want them to give Joe Biden the same super
soldier serum they gave Steve Rogers that made him Captain America. Okay,
the same gamma radiation that Bruce Banner was exposed to
that made him the incredible hope exposed President Biden to
that too.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I want President Joe Biden to be on whatever drugs
they got, Ronnie Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
The reason you are getting donkey of today is because the.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Presidential debate isn't the NFL, it's not the NBA, it's
not Track and field, it's not you know, baseball. Show
me in the presidential rule book where it's illegal for
a presidential candidate to be on.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Peds during the debate.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
If you can run for president as a convicted fella,
then I know it's no rules for being on peds
while debating. Okay, if there is some type of drug
they can give Biden to be ready for Thursday, give
it to him. Donald Trump even said that President Biden
allegedly might use pds.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Let's listen.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
As you know, he's been reported that right now, Crooker
just gone to a log cabin to study prepare.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, he didn't. He's sleeping now.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Because they want to get him good and strong. So
a little before a debate time he gets a shot there.
That's they want to strengthen them up.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
So he comes out.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
He'll come out, Okay, I say he'll come out all
jack right, all jacked.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey, Donald Trump, you should be getting some naps and
waiting on a shot and your thick ass too. Okay,
I need President Biden to join the long list of
incredible athletes who have used performance enhancing drugs.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I am a person who doesn't like baseball.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
The only time I was ever interested in baseball was
when everybody was on peds.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, Sammy Sosa.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Mark McGuire, a Rod Barry Bonds, I don't give a
damn the day was on pds. Those pds gave us
the greatest entertainment that is going above and beyond for
the audience, above and beyond, for your team, above and
beyond for the fans. I am all for it. The
only problem in the MLB is that it's illegal. Okay,
there's no way it's illegal for a presidential debate. Hell
As I just said, Donald Trump need to be on

(03:42):
some peds too.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
More than likely he will be.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's why they call it out Biden, so more folks
pay attention to him being jacked up than they do Trump.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
This could be all projection.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
From Ronnie Jackson and Donald Trump because they know they
gonna have to have Donald Trump jacked up so he
don't forget people like Ronnie Johnson's name.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Let's night take You should take a cognitive test like
I did.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I took a cognitive.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Test and ASTI doc Ronnie, doctor Ronnie Johnson. Does everyone
know Ronnie Johnson, congressman from Texas. He was the White
House doctor and he said I was the healthiest president
he feels in history.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
So I liked him very much.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
If you pass the cognitive tests, you should remember Ronnie
Ronnie Jackson's name. But I do that all the time.
Jackson Johnson, Jenkins. The moral of the story is if
you're not cheating, you're not trying. But the beauty of
this is if Joe Biden was on PDS for.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
The debate, it wouldn't even be cheating. Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
People looking for President Biden not to look old on Thursday.
They want him to look like he has some energy.
They want him to look like he's not incognitive decline.
There's only one way to make that happen.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Drugs. Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I have no problem with President Biden being on to
find his drugs that America has to offer on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
In fact, I encourage you. Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
If not, he's absolutely getting outperformed by the natural your
liner tender that is Donald J.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Trump and Donald J. Trump might be jacked up himself.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
So Ronnie Jackson shut the f offever, Okay, stop making
the block hot and go get your guy Trump the
pds he needs for Thursday. Democrats, go get Biden the
pds he needs for Thursday and made the best prescription win.
Please give Ronnie Jackson the biggest he all.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let's go baby, all right, well, thank you for that.

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Speaker 1 (05:42):
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