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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
It gave him too much money.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Florida man is arrested after definitely saying he riggs the
door to his home in an attempt to electric hit
his pregnant lights.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Police arrested in Atlanta. Man we're talking at from media
practice club. Bitch you donkey of the day with Maya God.
I don't know why y'all keep it letting him get
y'all elected.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It ain't me du ball Le's y'all donkey of to
day for Monday, July twenty second goes to Richard Can't
Will Okay, a US Army veteran turned Dennis from Tampa.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
He could spin up the first of all.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
First of all, what does your uncle Shalla always tell
you about the great state of Florida. The craziest people
in America come from the bronx of Florida, and today
there's no exception. Richard Can't Will, a US Army veteran
turned Dennist. He could spin up to fifteen years in
prison if convicted on three counts of interstate transmission of
a threat to injure.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Can't Will allegedly.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Sent one hundred threats to forty two victims between August
twenty nineteen and July twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's some serious trolling.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
One hundred threats to forty two victims claiming he would rape, murder,
and torture victims who criticized the Great Donald Trump. Let's
go to ten Tampa News for the report. Police we
Bay area dentist was in federal court accused of sending
dozens of threatening messages to people online, including an FBI
agent and politician.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
For those crimes, a federal judge ordering Richard Cantwell to
stay behind bars pending a trial. Court documents say he
has a practice and Zephyr Hills. Federal investigators say he
sent messages to people riddled with his homophobic and racist slurs.
According to court documents, can't Well was interviewed by the
FBI back in twenty nineteen and was told to stop.
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Investigators say he continued to send threats to dozens.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Of people out there.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
One of those threats read, in part, prepared to die
you won't see Christ right now. Can't Will faces three
felony charges.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Prepared die you won't see Christ. By the way, he
called Donald Trump the great Donald Trump. Those are his words, Trump.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Supporting Dennis, who will make your teeth Maga White.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, you can get your venias Capitol Riot White if
you want. Now listen, this is exactly why I be
wanting folks to keep their politics politics to themselves.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay. I remember a world not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, people didn't discuss their religion, their politics are who
the best MC was between jay Z and nos because
those were guaranteed arguments. But now we live in a
world where people can't even agree to disagree. We live
in a world where there is segregation based on politics,
and people's politics are impacting their everyday lives. You want
to kill me because I don't agree with the same
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candidate as you do. You want to kill me because
I'm not in the same party as you. Well, damn,
mister Dennis. All I want is a root canal. Okay,
people out here telling me my breath stink. I'm just
trying to get a fill in a three and you
don't want to do it because I don't support Donald Trump.
This Dennis could be out here doing someone's venias, but
instead he's choosing violence. You heard what the news report
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said His targets included politicians, celebrit these, authors, and other
non public figures, and one message he allegedly told the victim,
I read your.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Article about the great Donald Trump. You are gay.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can tell if you higher extra security you're gonna
need it. I plan on fing you up just for
the fun of it. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Richard damn Richard? Did they call him dick for short?
I don't know what Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard?
What do you mean? I said, that's what was wondering.
Did they call him that for short? Okay? All I
want Richard is some bridgework, right.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
This is why seventy percent of all Americans said they
did not want to Biden versus Trump rematch. Thank god
President Biden finally came to his senses and tapped out Republicans.
I don't know why y'all haven't gotten the memo too.
Nobody wants to deal with this type of madness. You
got people who have worked their whole life to get
to a certain point throwing it away because of political differences.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
This man, Richard can't will. Sent one message to a victim.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
He said, take note because liberal blank liberal blanks like
is redacted, so it says liberal blanks like you get
raped in alleys by really big.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Black guys that serve our cause.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So you blank because that's redacted, to are going to
get raped by at least five blanks that's redacted. I'm
just gonna assume that's the N word and do nothing.
You are the number one target.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Bruh.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I just came here playing visiline. Okay, I just want
some teeth whitening. Why do you want to kill me?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Richard was arrested and pleaded not guilty to the charges,
but he did tell the court, against his lawyer's advice,
that his statements were empty threats. These are the people
that are going in our mouse every day. Well, this
is the type of Richard. Okay, are the type of
dick for short that might be going in your mouth
every day?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Huh. I'm supposed to trust you with my twoth extractions. Okay.
He'd the type to take out anyone.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You know, he'll take out anyone who's not a Trump
supporter's wisdom teeth because.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He don't think they wise.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, listen, political different will always generate a healthy debate.
But I shouldn't be killed for them, and Richard, I
got to ask you was it worth it? Instead of
worrying about people's cavities. Now you in jail receiving daily
cavity searches. Okay, you're trolling. Got you a prison oral
exam that your by cusbods and molars didn't ask for.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay. D d S don't stand for doctor of dental Surgery.
It stands for Richard Richard siding me. Okay, I'm saying
Richard because you know what I want to say. Ch
was your imagination? Right? But I think I can say
it because his name is Richard. Let's go for it.
Let's go for it one time. Let's go because d
(05:39):
d S. Right, you know what I'm saying. I can
say d DS.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You know, not doctor dental surgery. It's now I'm gonna
say rich Richard Richard sid me.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Okay, you see a red fast you don't want to
get Please please let Chelsea handler it. Richard can't will
the biggest.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
He haw he haw he haw. That is way too much,
Dan Mayonnaise. This guy gonna fake let me go, right,
that's what he did. You know that I'm not gonna
say gosh, this guy is stupid. When I work with it,
I don't know where I work here. Well, thank you
for that Donkey Today.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
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Speaker 1 (06:38):
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