October 23, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange days?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
A catchall as treasury, a wizzard legenda almost such. It
is just one of the many wacky blue stories out
of Flora.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
On the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh man, listen, there's a statue of limitations on being
a swifty y'all donkey of today for Wednesday, October twenty
third goes to Ivan Marriotti. He is forty four years
old of Keebi Skene, Florida. What does your uncle shall
always tell you about the great state of Florida?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Say it with me.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida, and today is no exception.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
See.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Ivan was identified by police as an uber driver. Okay,
he identifies as an uber driver because he actually is. Well,
he's a driver and he was hired by an auntie
to drive two women around. I'm assuming since these two
women are saying their aren't hired him, they must be
the nieces. But he was hired to drive them to
a concert with his big grown ass. Man at his
big grown ass a must have gotten excited about this concert.
(01:02):
He was driving these two young ladies too, so he
devised a plane a scheme to get all up in
the mix. Let's go to ABC Local ten for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Please only in Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Do we have a story like this where a guy
has a badge and the cops say, wait a minute,
something's wrong here and they ask him for a ticket.
He says, I don't have a ticket. We'll have all
the details now and you'll find out why he landed
in the slammer. It was the place to be over
the weekend, the Taylor Swift show at hard Rock Stadium,
(01:32):
but it wasn't an enchanted evening for this guy, Ivan Marriotti.
Apparently he got into the show, but he can't shake
off the charges.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
He's got an immigration hole.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This is a all SA.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Personating an officer interference with the sports entertainment event. Cops
say he was impersonating an officer. According to the arrest form,
a Miami Dade officer swiftly spotted the guy with a badge.
The defendant stated that he was hired by four women
to work as a security guard, and he escorted said
women onto their property. Mister Marriotti was asked if he
(02:05):
had a ticket to the event, to which he replied no.
He further advised that he's working security and that is
how he was able to get.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
In impersonating a police officer the seetailor Swift ivan. You
too big to be a swiftee. He's forty four years old.
The only person over the age of twenty five who
should be as swifty as Travis Kelce. That's just my opinion.
You don't like it, fight me. Okay, we used to
be a country, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
People.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Every day I get on this radio and I tell
you stories about individuals who take penitentiary chances for a
lot of different reasons. Most of the time they revolve
around money. Okay, Folks are always down to do something
strange for a little bit of change, whether it's robin stealing,
drug dealing. They gonna get that money by any means,
and they not tripping off the consequences. But I have never, ever, ever,
(02:51):
ever thought that I would see somebody be willing to
go to jail to seatailor Swift, especially a forty four
year old.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Grown ass human.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You impersonated a police officer at forty four years old. Now,
I read once that almost half forty eight percent of
tailor Swift's fan base was millennials, which the people between
the ages of twenty seven and forty two. Even if
it's that, even if that's true, I've in your forty
four Okay, you telling me you like shake it off
that much? You telling me cruise summer you belong with me.
(03:19):
It's worth standing in front of a judge for no
I even know. And you know what gets me, You
know what really gets me about people the fact they
don't think they look suspicious. You thought you could just
go into the hard rock stadium where the Dolphins play
while the biggest music superstar and the planet was playing,
with no ticket, and you thought everything would be okay, okay.
Even the people you were driving said they did not
(03:42):
know why their driver had a badge. So there was
bad blood between you and your clients from the start.
You thought you just throwing on a suit and wearing
some fake badge over your neck was enough for you
to remain incognito in a Tailor Swift concert. Then you
had the nerve to be near the floor field area
of the ivan.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
They knew you was trouble when you walked in.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
But apparently anti hero is worth catching a charge over now,
As of this Monday afternoon, Ivan remains in custody with
a fifteen hundred dollars bond and an immigration hold. You
not even from here, and you cutting up like this.
Look here, you forty four year old senior swifty. I
bet you, at this moment you are wishing you could
find a way to begin again and turn things around.
(04:26):
I bet this is the reputation you don't want. But
apparently anti hero is worth catching a charge over. I
say it's not. But since you clearly you know clearly
love Taylor Swift, I need you to do me a favorite. Ivan.
If you have any doubt of what the root cause
of your issues are, find the nearest mirror in the
Turner Gopher Night Correctional Center where you currently reside, look
(04:48):
in it and say it's me, Hi, I'm the problem.
It's me, because you are indeed the problem. Please give
Ivan Marriotti to sweep down to the hamiltones you.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Oh oh the day, oh the day.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Ye statue how old, like it's too old to be swifty.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think over twenty five flavor.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Flavor is sixty five.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Okay, statue limitation has been up on him being a swift.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He has the friendship bracelets and stuff. Really goes to
the concerts, all of them, most of them, a lot
of them.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, I guess you're taking your grandkids or something.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
No, he goes, he's thereby, just.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Just goes to go enjoy the show. Got a monitor,
got a monitorm while he's there?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Why you just gotta monitor other people go to Taylor
Swift concept.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, got to monitor them all. So you don't think
older people can like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
By the way, you can like his thirty But I'm
not catching no charge over Taylor Swift. I'm not impersonating
a police officer. Okay, they go see No damn Taylor Swift.
If you want to pay, if you want to pay
for your Tailor Swift ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, there's there's all this stuff of worth doing that.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Like I just want to say, you should.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I think you do that for Stevie Wonder. He wanders
up there in age, but he's a living He's an icon,
a icon living.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What what I just want to say? She took over
the NFL, Now she's taking over your donkey today.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
M m m hm.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You hated to give her any when I first brought
that up, that whole Taylor Swift thing in this room.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
You hated to give her.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Let's talk about this, Lauren. I wasn't gonna say anything.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I want to bring it up to see y'all think
i'd be starting. I got to bring it. But it
wasn't that Lauren, Not that Lauren was being a swifty.
It was that Lauren had jungle feeble. Lauren had white
lust in her eyes. Lauren was letting doctor Umar down
because he she loved Travis Kelse.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
She did.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
She was just talking about how Travis Kelsey was white
chocolate and she used to love her screenshable with trap
this Kelsey.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Now you're gonna lie now I switched it. No, that's
not true.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
She's been up here a few months. Thinks gonna running
the doctor Humar at any minute. No. Over there in
the corner, she staring at him. Switch she switched it up.
Who is the other white gentleman that came in? She
was caler plant I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Gonaway until you'll white box got done.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
White man would have been a Lawrence kryptonite. You and
I am totally against that.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
All two of y'all, y'all done. One man would have
been just la I just wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
To make the point that eight hundred five eight five
one o five coming on over, baby, are you a
black woman at an into white man as well?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Call herself right now?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
He discussed eight hundred.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
You a black woman that a white man. You're taking
calls about sleeveless shirts.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You gonna be mad at be mad at here. I
Dominican who just likes to get a little freaking Dominicans
who think there's nothing wrong with being a little frigging.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You want to be a swift and so bad and
the rock over here, because the rock should have got
to be at.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
The jokes said, I was trying.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
To give you one first of all the jokers that
she calls you the rock. We all know you're not
the rock, baby, that's the jokes.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We know you're not more a sessnut. That's a lot
that see literally now, you just ain't trying to get
in now.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I never wouldn't be upset if you decided to go
and test out the waters at a Swifty concert and
see how it is. It seems like you're interested. All
I'm saying there, I got to do what you like
in a white man interested right.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Shout out to all the white guys do I have.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
That's what she's into, and she want to be an
interracial relationship.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
It alright, gosh, all right, I don't want nothing support.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Let's let's start this over.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I sentence you to five hundred lashes for conduct.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm becoming a black guy not enoughing. The phone lines
lit up when I said, if they are black women,
that didn't the white woman. But we're not gonna do that,
white woman, white man.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
The pigures are getting slim fl okay, maybe her blessing,
Maybe her blessing.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
My blessing would never get it dry sand for serious.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Maybe not my man. Maybe a blessing is in the
Caucasus mountains. I don't know. Let's stop.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Lamb is so off.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the Bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Wake that ass up in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The Breakfast Club
Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange days?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
A catchall as treasury, a wizzard legenda almost such. It
is just one of the many wacky blue stories out
of Flora.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
On the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh man, listen, there's a statue of limitations on being
a swifty y'all donkey of today for Wednesday, October twenty
third goes to Ivan Marriotti. He is forty four years
old of Keebi Skene, Florida. What does your uncle shall
always tell you about the great state of Florida?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Say it with me.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida, and today is no exception.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
See.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Ivan was identified by police as an uber driver. Okay,
he identifies as an uber driver because he actually is. Well,
he's a driver and he was hired by an auntie
to drive two women around. I'm assuming since these two
women are saying their aren't hired him, they must be
the nieces. But he was hired to drive them to
a concert with his big grown ass. Man at his
big grown ass a must have gotten excited about this concert.
(01:02):
He was driving these two young ladies too, so he
devised a plane a scheme to get all up in
the mix. Let's go to ABC Local ten for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Please only in Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Do we have a story like this where a guy
has a badge and the cops say, wait a minute,
something's wrong here and they ask him for a ticket.
He says, I don't have a ticket. We'll have all
the details now and you'll find out why he landed
in the slammer. It was the place to be over
the weekend, the Taylor Swift show at hard Rock Stadium,
(01:32):
but it wasn't an enchanted evening for this guy, Ivan Marriotti.
Apparently he got into the show, but he can't shake
off the charges.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
He's got an immigration hole.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This is a all SA.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Personating an officer interference with the sports entertainment event. Cops
say he was impersonating an officer. According to the arrest form,
a Miami Dade officer swiftly spotted the guy with a badge.
The defendant stated that he was hired by four women
to work as a security guard, and he escorted said
women onto their property. Mister Marriotti was asked if he
(02:05):
had a ticket to the event, to which he replied no.
He further advised that he's working security and that is
how he was able to get.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
In impersonating a police officer the seetailor Swift ivan. You
too big to be a swiftee. He's forty four years old.
The only person over the age of twenty five who
should be as swifty as Travis Kelce. That's just my opinion.
You don't like it, fight me. Okay, we used to
be a country, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
People.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Every day I get on this radio and I tell
you stories about individuals who take penitentiary chances for a
lot of different reasons. Most of the time they revolve
around money. Okay, Folks are always down to do something
strange for a little bit of change, whether it's robin stealing,
drug dealing. They gonna get that money by any means,
and they not tripping off the consequences. But I have never, ever, ever,
(02:51):
ever thought that I would see somebody be willing to
go to jail to seatailor Swift, especially a forty four
year old.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Grown ass human.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You impersonated a police officer at forty four years old. Now,
I read once that almost half forty eight percent of
tailor Swift's fan base was millennials, which the people between
the ages of twenty seven and forty two. Even if
it's that, even if that's true, I've in your forty
four Okay, you telling me you like shake it off
that much? You telling me cruise summer you belong with me.
(03:19):
It's worth standing in front of a judge for no
I even know. And you know what gets me, You
know what really gets me about people the fact they
don't think they look suspicious. You thought you could just
go into the hard rock stadium where the Dolphins play
while the biggest music superstar and the planet was playing,
with no ticket, and you thought everything would be okay, okay.
Even the people you were driving said they did not
(03:42):
know why their driver had a badge. So there was
bad blood between you and your clients from the start.
You thought you just throwing on a suit and wearing
some fake badge over your neck was enough for you
to remain incognito in a Tailor Swift concert. Then you
had the nerve to be near the floor field area
of the ivan.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
They knew you was trouble when you walked in.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
But apparently anti hero is worth catching a charge over now,
As of this Monday afternoon, Ivan remains in custody with
a fifteen hundred dollars bond and an immigration hold. You
not even from here, and you cutting up like this.
Look here, you forty four year old senior swifty. I
bet you, at this moment you are wishing you could
find a way to begin again and turn things around.
(04:26):
I bet this is the reputation you don't want. But
apparently anti hero is worth catching a charge over. I
say it's not. But since you clearly you know clearly
love Taylor Swift, I need you to do me a favorite. Ivan.
If you have any doubt of what the root cause
of your issues are, find the nearest mirror in the
Turner Gopher Night Correctional Center where you currently reside, look
(04:48):
in it and say it's me, Hi, I'm the problem.
It's me, because you are indeed the problem. Please give
Ivan Marriotti to sweep down to the hamiltones you.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Oh oh the day, oh the day.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Ye statue how old, like it's too old to be swifty.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think over twenty five flavor.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Flavor is sixty five.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Okay, statue limitation has been up on him being a swift.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He has the friendship bracelets and stuff. Really goes to
the concerts, all of them, most of them, a lot
of them.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, I guess you're taking your grandkids or something.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
No, he goes, he's thereby, just.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Just goes to go enjoy the show. Got a monitor,
got a monitorm while he's there?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Why you just gotta monitor other people go to Taylor
Swift concept.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, got to monitor them all. So you don't think
older people can like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
By the way, you can like his thirty But I'm
not catching no charge over Taylor Swift. I'm not impersonating
a police officer. Okay, they go see No damn Taylor Swift.
If you want to pay, if you want to pay
for your Tailor Swift ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, there's there's all this stuff of worth doing that.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Like I just want to say, you should.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I think you do that for Stevie Wonder. He wanders
up there in age, but he's a living He's an icon,
a icon living.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What what I just want to say? She took over
the NFL, Now she's taking over your donkey today.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
M m m hm.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You hated to give her any when I first brought
that up, that whole Taylor Swift thing in this room.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
You hated to give her.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Let's talk about this, Lauren. I wasn't gonna say anything.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I want to bring it up to see y'all think
i'd be starting. I got to bring it. But it
wasn't that Lauren, Not that Lauren was being a swifty.
It was that Lauren had jungle feeble. Lauren had white
lust in her eyes. Lauren was letting doctor Umar down
because he she loved Travis Kelse.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
She did.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
She was just talking about how Travis Kelsey was white
chocolate and she used to love her screenshable with trap
this Kelsey.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Now you're gonna lie now I switched it. No, that's
not true.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
She's been up here a few months. Thinks gonna running
the doctor Humar at any minute. No. Over there in
the corner, she staring at him. Switch she switched it up.
Who is the other white gentleman that came in? She
was caler plant I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Gonaway until you'll white box got done.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
White man would have been a Lawrence kryptonite. You and
I am totally against that.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
All two of y'all, y'all done. One man would have
been just la I just wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
To make the point that eight hundred five eight five
one o five coming on over, baby, are you a
black woman at an into white man as well?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Call herself right now?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
He discussed eight hundred.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
You a black woman that a white man. You're taking
calls about sleeveless shirts.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You gonna be mad at be mad at here. I
Dominican who just likes to get a little freaking Dominicans
who think there's nothing wrong with being a little frigging.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You want to be a swift and so bad and
the rock over here, because the rock should have got
to be at.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
The jokes said, I was trying.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
To give you one first of all the jokers that
she calls you the rock. We all know you're not
the rock, baby, that's the jokes.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We know you're not more a sessnut. That's a lot
that see literally now, you just ain't trying to get
in now.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I never wouldn't be upset if you decided to go
and test out the waters at a Swifty concert and
see how it is. It seems like you're interested. All
I'm saying there, I got to do what you like
in a white man interested right.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Shout out to all the white guys do I have.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
That's what she's into, and she want to be an
interracial relationship.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
It alright, gosh, all right, I don't want nothing support.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Let's let's start this over.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I sentence you to five hundred lashes for conduct.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm becoming a black guy not enoughing. The phone lines
lit up when I said, if they are black women,
that didn't the white woman. But we're not gonna do that,
white woman, white man.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
The pigures are getting slim fl okay, maybe her blessing,
Maybe her blessing.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
My blessing would never get it dry sand for serious.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Maybe not my man. Maybe a blessing is in the
Caucasus mountains. I don't know. Let's stop.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Lamb is so off.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the Bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Wake that ass up in the morning.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
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