November 20, 2025 • 6 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a Florida woman arrested after a threesome went wrong. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You mentioned to watch out of Florida, Milorada. The craziest
people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes,
or a donkey's a Florida man at tapped an ATM
for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money.
Florida man is arrested after that win. He said he
rigged the door to his home in an attempt to
(00:20):
electric hit his present lights. Police arrested in Orlando. Man.
We're talking of Famido the Praactice Club. Bitch you Donkey
of the Day with Charlam Hayne, a guy. I don't
know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this.
It's not me, little Dubas, Okay, it's Florida. Donkey of
to Day for Thursday, November twentieth, goes to a clear Water,
Florida woman named angel Lynn Carl What does your uncle
sy'all always say to you about the great state of Florida?
(00:41):
Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
no exception. And I must say, boy, Florida got the
Bronx beat by a long shot. Okay, I'm starting to
realize the Bronx is just pretty violent. All right. Folks
in Florida are legitimately crazy, and it's the difference between
being violent and crazy, and people in are nuttier than
a yellow bag of Eminem's. Okay, you don't believe me,
(01:04):
look no further than Angel Curl. Okay, I'm gonna say
a word right now, and that word will cause a
visceral reaction to many out there. And the word it's
three fome. Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay, personally,
I'm too in decisive for a threesome. I learned that
a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long long
long time ago. Okay, early twenties, back when we was
(01:26):
in these streets whil' on drugs drinking. I realized that
things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All Right,
Some things you try once and you know you cool on.
And I couldn't even imagine that my big grown age
partaking in such things. But I'm not knocking anyone who
lives that lifestyle, do you, boo. But just know I've
seen TWA one and TWA two. I have no reason
to want to open Pandora's box. One box is enough
(01:49):
for me, but some folks have to learn that the
hard way. That leads me to the story of Angel
Lynn Curl. Now. According to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl
and her boyfriend both forty seven years old my age. Okay,
they were bought in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, like me.
They invited a female friend over to their apartment in
(02:10):
clear Water, and according to reports on the smoking gun,
they intended to engage in the hot, steamy, sweaty sexual
activity hunching and that floor to humidity. Yep, that's what
they intended to do. They wanted to be grown. But
for some strange reason, the three some didn't happen. Police
don't mention a reason. Okay, they don't mention a reason
(02:30):
for the night taking a turn, but the police did
say that at some point all parties declined participating in
sexual activity. Let the record show this is the adult
version of scheduling a play date and then happening the
play date not happen. Okay, But it's not that all
parties declined to participate and in sexual activity. I mean,
it's not that all the parties. It's not just that
all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. It's
(02:52):
what happened after all the parties declined to participate in
sexual activity. See, Angel must have been very horny. Ael,
you're not yourself on your horny because Angel turned into
a devil all right. The disappointment of not being able
to pull back some meat curtains must have been too
much for the Angel to handle. I mean, Angel must
have been feeding the feast on a fur burger, because,
(03:12):
according to police and the witness who happened to be
the other woman, Angel started punching her boyfriend in the
face one fifteen on a Sunday morning. All of y'all
should have had y'all asses in the bed getting some
sleep so you could prepare to be in somebody's church
in the morning. But no, y'all up ready to have
a meat and too badge combo meal. That meat and
(03:33):
too bad combo meal didn't happen. So now Angel like, hell, no,
if we're not beating up no fish lips, something getting
beaten in this house tonight, and it's going to be you.
So she started beating on her boyfriend, and she was
placed under arrest for domestic battery fellas toxic femininity doesn't
get disgusted enough. Okay, this is why so many men
are choosing to bear over women. I mean, just think
(03:56):
about this. Clearly based off what we now know, all right,
this threesome was Angel's idea. So her boyfriend decides he
doesn't want to do it. Okay, the other woman decides
she doesn't want to do it, and then Angel beats
up the boyfriend. Based off recent events of the last
two years, Angel should be charged with a RICO. Okay,
you organize the freak off, and then when I don't
(04:17):
want to participate, I get beat on, all because I
didn't want to put a deposit in somebody else's meat wallet. Listen,
I'm all for sexual liberation the women. I think women
should be able to make whatever sexual decision they want.
But if I change my mind as a man about
whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, ma'am. Okay,
that should not lead to me getting beat on just
(04:38):
because I don't want to plant my seed in another
woman's lady garden. What if all I wanted was one
penis glove? Better? Yet, what if all I needed was
one penis glove, and I realized that in that moment
the energy wasn't right. I wasn't feeling it. I don't
have to give a reason. No means no, ma'am. And
if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't
(04:59):
suck my Oh stop it, please go with Let you
know what you're about to say. What do you mean?
All right? Please give Angel Lynn Carl the sweet Sounds
and the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the dog gee
of the day, the dogee all the day. Yee, and Angel,
(05:26):
let me tell you another thing. You got arrested at
one fifteen in the morning. The eyewitness was the other
woman that y'all called over. You know what they was
doing while y'all was in jail? Oh wow, while he
was in jail. You know what they was doing? Okay,
that was a plan to get your stupid ass up
out of there. Okay, But why why did they turn
(05:48):
down the threesome? Wizard? Maybe the girl didn't look I
had no idea. Maybe there was a smell. I don't know.
I have no idea. I don't want to be the
judge of that. I don't know. I don't know. All right,
sound like a movie called Alvin Gray. That sounds like
something I've watched before. All right, well, that is Donkey Today,
(06:11):
Thank you sir. Up next, Jess, fix my mess eight
hundred five eight five one five one. Jess is here
and she's fixing your mess. If you've got a problem,
something going on your relationship, maybe your three some didn't
work out, whatever it maybe eight hundred five eight five
one oh five one, just fix my messes. The Breakfast Club.
Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Donkey of Today is brought
(06:33):
to you by the law office of Michael X Lambinsoft.
I'm caught up in the game. My attention is on
every play and every whistle. But what I'm missing is
a signal coming from my kidneys. That Donkey of Today
is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael to Bull Lambingsoft.
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com. And
(06:53):
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
You mentioned to watch out of Florida, Milorada. The craziest
people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes,
or a donkey's a Florida man at tapped an ATM
for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money.
Florida man is arrested after that win. He said he
rigged the door to his home in an attempt to
(00:20):
electric hit his present lights. Police arrested in Orlando. Man.
We're talking of Famido the Praactice Club. Bitch you Donkey
of the Day with Charlam Hayne, a guy. I don't
know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this.
It's not me, little Dubas, Okay, it's Florida. Donkey of
to Day for Thursday, November twentieth, goes to a clear Water,
Florida woman named angel Lynn Carl What does your uncle
sy'all always say to you about the great state of Florida?
(00:41):
Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
no exception. And I must say, boy, Florida got the
Bronx beat by a long shot. Okay, I'm starting to
realize the Bronx is just pretty violent. All right. Folks
in Florida are legitimately crazy, and it's the difference between
being violent and crazy, and people in are nuttier than
a yellow bag of Eminem's. Okay, you don't believe me,
(01:04):
look no further than Angel Curl. Okay, I'm gonna say
a word right now, and that word will cause a
visceral reaction to many out there. And the word it's
three fome. Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay, personally,
I'm too in decisive for a threesome. I learned that
a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long long
long time ago. Okay, early twenties, back when we was
(01:26):
in these streets whil' on drugs drinking. I realized that
things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All Right,
Some things you try once and you know you cool on.
And I couldn't even imagine that my big grown age
partaking in such things. But I'm not knocking anyone who
lives that lifestyle, do you, boo. But just know I've
seen TWA one and TWA two. I have no reason
to want to open Pandora's box. One box is enough
(01:49):
for me, but some folks have to learn that the
hard way. That leads me to the story of Angel
Lynn Curl. Now. According to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl
and her boyfriend both forty seven years old my age. Okay,
they were bought in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, like me.
They invited a female friend over to their apartment in
(02:10):
clear Water, and according to reports on the smoking gun,
they intended to engage in the hot, steamy, sweaty sexual
activity hunching and that floor to humidity. Yep, that's what
they intended to do. They wanted to be grown. But
for some strange reason, the three some didn't happen. Police
don't mention a reason. Okay, they don't mention a reason
(02:30):
for the night taking a turn, but the police did
say that at some point all parties declined participating in
sexual activity. Let the record show this is the adult
version of scheduling a play date and then happening the
play date not happen. Okay, But it's not that all
parties declined to participate and in sexual activity. I mean,
it's not that all the parties. It's not just that
all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. It's
(02:52):
what happened after all the parties declined to participate in
sexual activity. See, Angel must have been very horny. Ael,
you're not yourself on your horny because Angel turned into
a devil all right. The disappointment of not being able
to pull back some meat curtains must have been too
much for the Angel to handle. I mean, Angel must
have been feeding the feast on a fur burger, because,
(03:12):
according to police and the witness who happened to be
the other woman, Angel started punching her boyfriend in the
face one fifteen on a Sunday morning. All of y'all
should have had y'all asses in the bed getting some
sleep so you could prepare to be in somebody's church
in the morning. But no, y'all up ready to have
a meat and too badge combo meal. That meat and
(03:33):
too bad combo meal didn't happen. So now Angel like, hell, no,
if we're not beating up no fish lips, something getting
beaten in this house tonight, and it's going to be you.
So she started beating on her boyfriend, and she was
placed under arrest for domestic battery fellas toxic femininity doesn't
get disgusted enough. Okay, this is why so many men
are choosing to bear over women. I mean, just think
(03:56):
about this. Clearly based off what we now know, all right,
this threesome was Angel's idea. So her boyfriend decides he
doesn't want to do it. Okay, the other woman decides
she doesn't want to do it, and then Angel beats
up the boyfriend. Based off recent events of the last
two years, Angel should be charged with a RICO. Okay,
you organize the freak off, and then when I don't
(04:17):
want to participate, I get beat on, all because I
didn't want to put a deposit in somebody else's meat wallet. Listen,
I'm all for sexual liberation the women. I think women
should be able to make whatever sexual decision they want.
But if I change my mind as a man about
whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, ma'am. Okay,
that should not lead to me getting beat on just
(04:38):
because I don't want to plant my seed in another
woman's lady garden. What if all I wanted was one
penis glove? Better? Yet, what if all I needed was
one penis glove, and I realized that in that moment
the energy wasn't right. I wasn't feeling it. I don't
have to give a reason. No means no, ma'am. And
if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't
(04:59):
suck my Oh stop it, please go with Let you
know what you're about to say. What do you mean?
All right? Please give Angel Lynn Carl the sweet Sounds
and the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the dog gee
of the day, the dogee all the day. Yee, and Angel,
(05:26):
let me tell you another thing. You got arrested at
one fifteen in the morning. The eyewitness was the other
woman that y'all called over. You know what they was
doing while y'all was in jail? Oh wow, while he
was in jail. You know what they was doing? Okay,
that was a plan to get your stupid ass up
out of there. Okay, But why why did they turn
(05:48):
down the threesome? Wizard? Maybe the girl didn't look I
had no idea. Maybe there was a smell. I don't know.
I have no idea. I don't want to be the
judge of that. I don't know. I don't know. All right,
sound like a movie called Alvin Gray. That sounds like
something I've watched before. All right, well, that is Donkey Today,
(06:11):
Thank you sir. Up next, Jess, fix my mess eight
hundred five eight five one five one. Jess is here
and she's fixing your mess. If you've got a problem,
something going on your relationship, maybe your three some didn't
work out, whatever it maybe eight hundred five eight five
one oh five one, just fix my messes. The Breakfast Club.
Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Donkey of Today is brought
(06:33):
to you by the law office of Michael X Lambinsoft.
I'm caught up in the game. My attention is on
every play and every whistle. But what I'm missing is
a signal coming from my kidneys. That Donkey of Today
is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael to Bull Lambingsoft.
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com. And
(06:53):
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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