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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something
you can hold.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is it a reason he gave me donkey other day?
And I deserve that. You need to know what you
need to tell them.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I am you have the boy.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Tell them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's time for Donkey of the day. It's a read.
But you're so good at you're trying to Charlamagne.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You don't want Charlomagne to.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Damn Charlomage.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Who do you give a dusk the.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Other day to? Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Donkey today for Thursday, November fourteenth goes to twenty six
year old It's gonna take some time, Ruben tam Razian,
thirty nine year old Ara rot Shirk Kenneynon, thirty two
year old Va Marod.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Kanyan, this is good. And thirty nine year old Alfear Zuckerman.
Yeah I got that one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I have no idea what these people's nationality are. But
if President Trump sees those names, they getting deported. Okay,
they sound like first round deportation picks to be, But
that's not why we hear today.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We are here to discuss how.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
There is no way in how humans are the most
intelligent life form in all the universes. Okay, humans aren't
even the most intelligent life form here on Earth.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's just not possible.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yesterday, Congress heard more testimony about UFO sidings and what
the government may or may not know about them. How
about our government needs to keep studying humans right here
on this planet, okay, because we don't know much about
them either. Because let me tell you why these four
individuals are getting donkey of to day. See, they were
arrested after they allegedly staged bear attacks.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
These individual stage bear attacks? Well, let's go to KTLA
five for the report.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Please.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Surveillance video shows what looks like a bear breaking into
a Rolls Royce and tearing up the interior, but after
closer inspection, investigators determined it was nothing more than a
man in a bear suit. Now, four men are under
arrest for insurance fraud after they use the video to
place a claim to make matters worse. While detectives found
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two additional insurance claims two different insurance companies on the
same date of loss and at the same location, and
total insurance companies were defrauded of more than one hundred
and forty one thousand dollars detectives executed a search warrant
at the home of one of the suspects and found
the tattered bear suit complete with metal claws see in
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of rolls.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
O what, please do yourself a favor and go watch
the video.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
First of all, when you watch the video, you see
someone in a bassuit open the car door. They weren't
even smart enough to just simply have the window of
the car down and make it seem like a bad
put his.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Body, you know, in the window.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
This fool opened the car door like a human would
and just started searching through the car like he was
looking for his phone. And you're trying to convince me
that humans are the most intelligent life God created. Yeah,
I okay, not to mention multiple claims were filed for
the same location on the same date. All four of
the claimants provided video for just two their insurance companies
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supposed bear damaging the interior of their vehicles, and all
the videos were in the exact same location, outside of
the exact same residents. Okay, other than buying the costume
and cosplaying and Smoky the bed, y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Didn't even try.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And what makes the situation even sillier is the claims
were made on what I believe to be luxury vehicles. Envy,
tell me if these cars are luxurious, yes, okay, twenty
twenty two Mercedes EAT three fifty Yes okay, twenty fifteen
Mercedes G six three AMG Yes, A twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Ten Ros Royce Ghosts.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yes, sir, these are the cars you damaging and claiming
damages on. Now, if y'all got these kinds of vehicles,
then what the hell you committing fraud for?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I know what you're thinking, Well, maybe that's why they
can afford these kinds of vehicles, because they are members
of the scam Tang clan, and that's how they make
their money.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I disagree. I don't know what any.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Of these individuals do for a living, but if they
can afford those kinds of vehicles, if they are driving
those kinds of cars, then they don't need to be
committing fraud in any way, shape or form. Collectively, they
defrauded insurance come It Needs for one hundred and forty
and thirty nine dollars, and they have each been charged
with insurance fraud and conspiracy. And yet wonder why the
extraterrestrials don't interact with us Earth.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Lease.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
This is why the solar system is segregated, and we
don't even realize it. But Earth is in the idiot's
only section. These highly intelligent beings from other planets and
solar systems that they was talking about in Congress yesterday,
they don't want to shed no water fountain with us,
and I don't blame them. Please give these names. I
can't pronounce the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You ally, oh the day, ye oh, the day. Ye.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The bed costume ain't even legit.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It just looked like French montana and a fur coat.
It looked like French montana and a fur coat. Getting
inside his rolls Roy searching for his phone. So if
you was out there, you wouldn't You would have immediately
known it wasn't a bear. I don't know if I
would immediately, I would allowed a glance. I'm like that
bed moving like a human, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He save his looking like he was looking for his phone.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yes, look at the video he he opens the car door.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Lordy, I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Video of a bear trying to open a car door
using his paw and pulling the actual door oh, yo, yeah,
he did it, and it's a real bear.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He did yo.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, he checking him like he looking off to steal.
It's a it's a black bands the video of a
bear and he actually is pulling the car door handle
like he's.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The same video. J that's the he's showing you the video.
It's not the same video.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's not that's a random that's Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's different. But that's different. That bear took some time
to do that. The big can open the door.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Look at the other video and you know what, that's
why you be getting caught in the situation.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You get caught in because you're I'm telling you they
do that. You don't know you do it like that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Go watch the video with the guy broke into the car.
You'll see the difference.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
New York and New Jersey bears is different than yours
because these beds be opening. This bear got tims on
and he open He's actually opening the doors'.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Beds a beer.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's a real bear. Oh my god, joking about the TEMs.
We don't know when you're joking or that. We've learned
that over the last couple of years and not to
write us. You just don't assume you're joking, sir Jesus.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, if I'm not, the bodies not the bodies either,
be open the doors.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You need a helmet. It's been proven.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Remember the last time you said about that? What that
kid do you? What put you to your almost killed
your ass man?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What are you talking about? I was in school. Knock
it off. A kid with a helmet, you see what school? Absolutely,
just fix my You know my nickname for NBA.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Red Red, That's what.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I call I'm not messing.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
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