July 31, 2024 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's started for donkeys today. I ain't trying to be
donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what
they already did. I'm not making these people do these
days called Donkey of the Day. And it really caught
me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of
to Day today?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, Jess Hilario's Donkey Today for Wednesday, July thirty first
goes to a forty five year old man from New
York City named Lawrence Costa.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I come in here some days and I look at
possible stories for Donkey of to Day, and some of
the stories be so stupid that I don't even want
to do it right. Some of them be so dumb
that I'd be actually embarrassed as a human.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And today is one of those stories. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's also a reminder that destiny is not a matter
of chance, it's a matter of choice.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And you can't blame anyone but yourself for poor choices.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, and Lawrence Costa absolutely made a poor choice. See
The NYPD released a video of officers arresting a man
who fell asleep at a subway station in Brooklyn. He
just fell asleep on the on.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The step at a train station in Brooklyn. Right.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So I don't know if he was high, drunk or
just tired, but he was just laying on the steps
knocked out at the train station. Now he wasn't just
knocked out. He was laying on the steps fast asleep.
And you know, he had his pants sagging a little bit,
and so something was sticking out of his pants. Okay,
what you're looking at me like that? For you got
a little smirk on your face. Okay, finishes didn't even
(01:24):
make you smile.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Finishes.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Right, This man was just laying there, passed out on
the steps, you know, pants hanging off him a little bit,
and something was just sticking out his pants.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Six forty am in the morning, kids.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Walking by, old the people out and about, and he's
just laying on the steps, passed out with something sticking
out his pants.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So police officers approached him on the stairs and ask
him if he's all right? You good? Okay? Then he
started to wake up, you know what I'm saying. Then
one officer quickly grabbed, quickly grabbed.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, this hard black thing that was sticking out his
pants and the NYPD News tweeted out, true story. It
doesn't get much easier in this, okay, all right, I'm
not making none of this up. Okay, and he tweeted out,
it doesn't get much easier than this, all right, man
(02:14):
passed out on the step six forty am, hard black
things sticking out his pants. And if you think that
thing was anything but a gun, then you have been
spending too much time on porn hub.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
This man, Lawrence Costa, who the police said they are
familiar with, fell asleep on the staircase at a train
station with an illegally possessed and loaded firearm just exposed
in his waistband. It's the thing Lawrence had a hoodie on.
I keep telling y'all, I don't understand this. Wearing hoodies
and sweatshirts in the summer, okay. And if you're wearing
the pool shisty mask in the summer, you deserve to
(02:44):
be stopped and.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Frisk Okay, that's not no type of profiling.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If you wearing a ski mask in a hoodie when
it's one hundred and hell outside, you just look suspicious.
And this dude, Lawrence is wearing a hoodie sleep on
the train station steps with a gun just sticking out
his waistband. Jackpot, Hey, Lawrence, God wanted you to go
to prison. Yes, he was saving you from yourself. You
was on the way to doing something extremely stupid that
was gonna cause you to really hurt someone and land
(03:10):
you in prison forever. Now you're probably gonna get some
decent prison time because you got charged with criminal possession
in the second degree, criminal possession and the third degree,
criminal possession in the fourth degree and local law violence.
I don't even know what local law violence is. What
you're going to prison for it, okay, And this Lawrence
is an opportunity for you to get your life in
order to get your soul right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay. Prison ain't for everybody, but it's for you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I mean you was clearly trying to be there. You
got caught with your pants down, literally, and then the
waistband of those pants was a glock. Okay, you got
a clock next to you, Now you're on lock. You
got a clock next to you, It was cocked. Now
you're on lock. Eminem bars Okay, nothing left to see,
hip folks, Please give Lawrence Costa the sweet sounds of
(03:52):
the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh the day, oh day ye.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And if you think I'm lying about the tweet, just
go look at it at NYPD News.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It doesn't get much easier than this. While conducting the.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Station inspection, your NYPD transit officers observed the male sleeping
on the staircase with a firearm and clear view. Officers
wasted no time recovering the gun and let him continue
his naps in the holding cells. You imagine being on
your way to go drop a body.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You just take a nap, Take a little nap. Can
you go murk somebody? Not as I wake up, I'm
gonna go kill us, right, even get this nap first though,
All right, well, thank you for that. Donkey to Day.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
my go to bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the haunch.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Wake that ass up. Ear in the morning Breakfast Club,
m
It's started for donkeys today. I ain't trying to be
donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what
they already did. I'm not making these people do these
days called Donkey of the Day. And it really caught
me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of
to Day today?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, Jess Hilario's Donkey Today for Wednesday, July thirty first
goes to a forty five year old man from New
York City named Lawrence Costa.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I come in here some days and I look at
possible stories for Donkey of to Day, and some of
the stories be so stupid that I don't even want
to do it right. Some of them be so dumb
that I'd be actually embarrassed as a human.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And today is one of those stories. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's also a reminder that destiny is not a matter
of chance, it's a matter of choice.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And you can't blame anyone but yourself for poor choices.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, and Lawrence Costa absolutely made a poor choice. See
The NYPD released a video of officers arresting a man
who fell asleep at a subway station in Brooklyn. He
just fell asleep on the on.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The step at a train station in Brooklyn. Right.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So I don't know if he was high, drunk or
just tired, but he was just laying on the steps
knocked out at the train station. Now he wasn't just
knocked out. He was laying on the steps fast asleep.
And you know, he had his pants sagging a little bit,
and so something was sticking out of his pants. Okay,
what you're looking at me like that? For you got
a little smirk on your face. Okay, finishes didn't even
(01:24):
make you smile.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Finishes.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Right, This man was just laying there, passed out on
the steps, you know, pants hanging off him a little bit,
and something was just sticking out his pants.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Six forty am in the morning, kids.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Walking by, old the people out and about, and he's
just laying on the steps, passed out with something sticking
out his pants.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So police officers approached him on the stairs and ask
him if he's all right? You good? Okay? Then he
started to wake up, you know what I'm saying. Then
one officer quickly grabbed, quickly grabbed.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, this hard black thing that was sticking out his
pants and the NYPD News tweeted out, true story. It
doesn't get much easier in this, okay, all right, I'm
not making none of this up. Okay, and he tweeted out,
it doesn't get much easier than this, all right, man
(02:14):
passed out on the step six forty am, hard black
things sticking out his pants. And if you think that
thing was anything but a gun, then you have been
spending too much time on porn hub.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
This man, Lawrence Costa, who the police said they are
familiar with, fell asleep on the staircase at a train
station with an illegally possessed and loaded firearm just exposed
in his waistband. It's the thing Lawrence had a hoodie on.
I keep telling y'all, I don't understand this. Wearing hoodies
and sweatshirts in the summer, okay. And if you're wearing
the pool shisty mask in the summer, you deserve to
(02:44):
be stopped and.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Frisk Okay, that's not no type of profiling.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If you wearing a ski mask in a hoodie when
it's one hundred and hell outside, you just look suspicious.
And this dude, Lawrence is wearing a hoodie sleep on
the train station steps with a gun just sticking out
his waistband. Jackpot, Hey, Lawrence, God wanted you to go
to prison. Yes, he was saving you from yourself. You
was on the way to doing something extremely stupid that
was gonna cause you to really hurt someone and land
(03:10):
you in prison forever. Now you're probably gonna get some
decent prison time because you got charged with criminal possession
in the second degree, criminal possession and the third degree,
criminal possession in the fourth degree and local law violence.
I don't even know what local law violence is. What
you're going to prison for it, okay, And this Lawrence
is an opportunity for you to get your life in
order to get your soul right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay. Prison ain't for everybody, but it's for you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I mean you was clearly trying to be there. You
got caught with your pants down, literally, and then the
waistband of those pants was a glock. Okay, you got
a clock next to you, Now you're on lock. You
got a clock next to you, It was cocked. Now
you're on lock. Eminem bars Okay, nothing left to see,
hip folks, Please give Lawrence Costa the sweet sounds of
(03:52):
the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh the day, oh day ye.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And if you think I'm lying about the tweet, just
go look at it at NYPD News.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It doesn't get much easier than this. While conducting the.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Station inspection, your NYPD transit officers observed the male sleeping
on the staircase with a firearm and clear view. Officers
wasted no time recovering the gun and let him continue
his naps in the holding cells. You imagine being on
your way to go drop a body.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You just take a nap, Take a little nap. Can
you go murk somebody? Not as I wake up, I'm
gonna go kill us, right, even get this nap first though,
All right, well, thank you for that. Donkey to Day.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
my go to bull dot com. And when you mess
with the bull, you get the haunch.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Wake that ass up. Ear in the morning Breakfast Club,
m
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