March 13, 2023 • 8 mins
IRS Is Asking For Thieves To Report Stolen Income
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't be at the base you get day you know
you are. Huh, I'm gonna fatten all that around your
want this man to Dogen Blowers. Man, they wait for
Charlomagne to make a judgment. Who was going to be
(00:22):
on the Donkey of the day. They chose you the
breakfast club bitches, Who's donkey of the day to day? Wow?
Donkey today? From Monday, March thirteenth goes to anyone out
there who is reporting stolen property in bribes to the IRS.
What okay, uncle Charlotte, what the hell are you talking
about on this Monday morning? Listen to me. Man. I
(00:42):
usually tell y'all do whatever the IRS tells you to do.
But this one, this one sounds like all the alphabet
boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under
the jail. Okay, this sounds like a coordinating plan between
the IRS and the FBI. Because if you stole a
car in two thousand and twenty one, took a bribe
in two thousand twenty two, the IRS one you to
report on your taxes. Okay, see what a stolen call?
(01:04):
Yes see. These provisions went viral Monday, I think it
was last Monday, after a tweet went out and it said,
a tax season is around the corner. Remember to report
your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS.
Let's go to Fox Bob News for the report. Please
the IRS or just people to report just about everything
that IRS says. If you seal, report its failed market value,
(01:28):
and if you receive a bribe or get extra cash
from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your
income as well. For those worry the IRS won't pass
the information to law enforcement, that's because federal taxes prevents
federal employees from sharing tax return information. Okay, don't just
get animus back. What are you talking about, Babby? It's
(01:52):
the last day my black folks don't even want to
report cash aapping square exactly. You're gonna ask me to
report a stolen call. Ain't gonna tell you it's not
ain't gonna tell you they're not gonna turn it over
the law enforcement. Don't you fall for that? You going
to jail. Ain't nobody stupid enough to do that, Nobody,
nobody with out skin color. I don't fall for that.
(02:13):
All the alphabets right next to each other for a reason. Okay, FBI, I, R, S, C,
I A, DA, FB, I G. They all part of
the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't
you trust it. If you steal property, you must report
this fair market value in your income in the year
you steal, unless you return it to this right from
owner in the same year. Or what if you're dealing
drugs like miss pat used to do. Okay, you don't
(02:35):
stop bringing my history over there and the king the
ChIL okay, like you had an old script club. You
also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that,
All you DJs and program directors out there taking money
to play records, you have to report your bribes and kickbacks.
Don't do that, Okay. Who in that right mind is
about to fall for this. It's not even something you
(02:57):
should entertain with a lawyer president, Okay. The whole point
of committing these crimes is a to get some money
and being yeah, to get some tax free money. All right.
I've literally been reading Ray Kwon's memory from staircase to
stage all week. Memoir. I hear what I said. It's
my visit line, okay, and I've been reading it all No,
it's why won't you take him off you trying to
keep him straight? Ain't you that ain't necessary? Can't about
(03:20):
to see you take your visit line. I got to
wear them at work. Y'all know I should have just
said book, but I've been reading. But I've been reading
the book call Weekend, okay, And he talks about one
of the perks of drug dealings that you got tax
free money. And I don't remember the exact quote, but
he basically says, why would he get a job, work
all those hours only to get the government half legal
activities and make all that tax free money? So yeah,
(03:41):
I know we live in this era where people alcohol
liberated and they want to act like they're accepting of
all things. But I'm telling you right now, this is
the equivalent of your significant other telling you just tell
me you cheating. I won't get mad. Just go ahead
and met your dirt, telling me what you did, and
it's all good. You ever did that to say, not
what I did? I did. I ain't ain't paying on
tax on a dope dealing money. But though I went
(04:01):
to the skating rena bought me some joys and some
Levi's different color fleet lines. They won the government problem. Hey,
the government ain't never helped me bagged up a rock,
So why would I give them a percentage of it?
They didn't stand on that corner. They didn't help me
put that dope in my kids draws. They didn't help
me pull it out of my draws. You didn't participate
in the business. Help meant just what you mean? Line
(04:29):
is confused. All I'm saying is, don't fall off for that. Okay,
all right? You think the same government that that does
nothing but lie to you is gonna be truthful with
you now? Okay, I'm gonna trust the same government that
has proven time and time again that they had not
to be trusted. Okay. I think they saw how people,
how stupid people work with their PPP loans, and they said,
(04:50):
what else can we do to get more of them
to lock themselves up? No, let me say this in y'all.
If it don't require you so security number, don't report it.
That's what I I say. Then the PP loan required
your was so security enough? My friend gonna get that
p PP. One of my friends, I went to a
one point five million dollars and they're looking at me
like they crazy. I know they broke, but I ain't
(05:11):
saying nothing. I'm gonna keep my mouth ship. So do
you do you think people should uh you know, file
their crimes on their taxes? Who the hell that the
a capone file heir crime on her taxes? M If
the whites don't do it, then the blacks don't think up.
I don't think I capone ever fire taxing. That's how
they got out. Listen, the only way this would work
(05:33):
is if everyone who actually did this was a granted
immunity from prosecution, pstitution prosecution. If there's no legal protection
for that, there's no legal protection that shielded them from
criminal prosecution for the offenses they're report on their taxes.
What's the point if you think this government is about
to give a tax return for committing crimes. If you
(05:53):
think this government is just going to accept those crimes
like legal employment, then go ahead do your thing, because
I need content for donkey to day. Any Hey, I
remember back in the day, they were asking everybody to
turning their guns to go see Janet Jackson. Y'all remember
that in the land. Why Janet Jackson. I don't know
what was going on, but they asked everybody to turning
(06:13):
their guns for free concert ticket. Then two weeks later,
everybody get shot because he don't gush. Damn you don't
do you remember that? You look it up there in
the Lanta they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket.
You turn in your pillston and everybody got shot the
next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will
(06:33):
be reporting their stolen property and broad to the i
RS the biggest he hall because I don't care what
miss Patch some people are gonna do. That sounds like
me in the bed, what with my lags up? Charlemagne
(06:53):
as to me with my legs up? When the crimes
get the coming? Oh my god, alright, your hand on
the back of my behind, just holding me. Let's open
up the phone lines five A five one five one.
What are we asking people? You ain't never girl, Yeah,
(07:15):
of course you got that visian. Listen. Now we know
there are going to be some people who do this. Okay,
they're going to be some people who actually listen to
the IRS and report their crimes on the report their
(07:35):
crimes to the RS following on their taxes. So what
do we ask? What's something that you stole or bribe
you took or scam you committed that I just want
you to remain anonymous what you did in the past year.
So we're asking, what's something You stole, a bribe, you
took a scam, you committed that you would have to
claim I tell you would drugs? What crime would you
report on your taxes? Let me ask you something. So
(07:56):
if you let somebody rub knowing you for some money,
you gotta report that too. Yes, yes, yeah, you got
some money to Clay. We'll talk about it when we
come back. That's how you got another season. Our co
host is Damn. It's the Breakfast Club Donkey Today is
(08:17):
brought to you by the law office of Michael s
Lammon Saft. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty
on your cell and say the bull. If you've been
hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five old from
your cell and say the bull.
Don't be at the base you get day you know
you are. Huh, I'm gonna fatten all that around your
want this man to Dogen Blowers. Man, they wait for
Charlomagne to make a judgment. Who was going to be
(00:22):
on the Donkey of the day. They chose you the
breakfast club bitches, Who's donkey of the day to day? Wow?
Donkey today? From Monday, March thirteenth goes to anyone out
there who is reporting stolen property in bribes to the IRS.
What okay, uncle Charlotte, what the hell are you talking
about on this Monday morning? Listen to me. Man. I
(00:42):
usually tell y'all do whatever the IRS tells you to do.
But this one, this one sounds like all the alphabet
boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under
the jail. Okay, this sounds like a coordinating plan between
the IRS and the FBI. Because if you stole a
car in two thousand and twenty one, took a bribe
in two thousand twenty two, the IRS one you to
report on your taxes. Okay, see what a stolen call?
(01:04):
Yes see. These provisions went viral Monday, I think it
was last Monday, after a tweet went out and it said,
a tax season is around the corner. Remember to report
your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS.
Let's go to Fox Bob News for the report. Please
the IRS or just people to report just about everything
that IRS says. If you seal, report its failed market value,
(01:28):
and if you receive a bribe or get extra cash
from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your
income as well. For those worry the IRS won't pass
the information to law enforcement, that's because federal taxes prevents
federal employees from sharing tax return information. Okay, don't just
get animus back. What are you talking about, Babby? It's
(01:52):
the last day my black folks don't even want to
report cash aapping square exactly. You're gonna ask me to
report a stolen call. Ain't gonna tell you it's not
ain't gonna tell you they're not gonna turn it over
the law enforcement. Don't you fall for that? You going
to jail. Ain't nobody stupid enough to do that, Nobody,
nobody with out skin color. I don't fall for that.
(02:13):
All the alphabets right next to each other for a reason. Okay, FBI, I, R, S, C,
I A, DA, FB, I G. They all part of
the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't
you trust it. If you steal property, you must report
this fair market value in your income in the year
you steal, unless you return it to this right from
owner in the same year. Or what if you're dealing
drugs like miss pat used to do. Okay, you don't
(02:35):
stop bringing my history over there and the king the
ChIL okay, like you had an old script club. You
also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that,
All you DJs and program directors out there taking money
to play records, you have to report your bribes and kickbacks.
Don't do that, Okay. Who in that right mind is
about to fall for this. It's not even something you
(02:57):
should entertain with a lawyer president, Okay. The whole point
of committing these crimes is a to get some money
and being yeah, to get some tax free money. All right.
I've literally been reading Ray Kwon's memory from staircase to
stage all week. Memoir. I hear what I said. It's
my visit line, okay, and I've been reading it all No,
it's why won't you take him off you trying to
keep him straight? Ain't you that ain't necessary? Can't about
(03:20):
to see you take your visit line. I got to
wear them at work. Y'all know I should have just
said book, but I've been reading. But I've been reading
the book call Weekend, okay, And he talks about one
of the perks of drug dealings that you got tax
free money. And I don't remember the exact quote, but
he basically says, why would he get a job, work
all those hours only to get the government half legal
activities and make all that tax free money? So yeah,
(03:41):
I know we live in this era where people alcohol
liberated and they want to act like they're accepting of
all things. But I'm telling you right now, this is
the equivalent of your significant other telling you just tell
me you cheating. I won't get mad. Just go ahead
and met your dirt, telling me what you did, and
it's all good. You ever did that to say, not
what I did? I did. I ain't ain't paying on
tax on a dope dealing money. But though I went
(04:01):
to the skating rena bought me some joys and some
Levi's different color fleet lines. They won the government problem. Hey,
the government ain't never helped me bagged up a rock,
So why would I give them a percentage of it?
They didn't stand on that corner. They didn't help me
put that dope in my kids draws. They didn't help
me pull it out of my draws. You didn't participate
in the business. Help meant just what you mean? Line
(04:29):
is confused. All I'm saying is, don't fall off for that. Okay,
all right? You think the same government that that does
nothing but lie to you is gonna be truthful with
you now? Okay, I'm gonna trust the same government that
has proven time and time again that they had not
to be trusted. Okay. I think they saw how people,
how stupid people work with their PPP loans, and they said,
(04:50):
what else can we do to get more of them
to lock themselves up? No, let me say this in y'all.
If it don't require you so security number, don't report it.
That's what I I say. Then the PP loan required
your was so security enough? My friend gonna get that
p PP. One of my friends, I went to a
one point five million dollars and they're looking at me
like they crazy. I know they broke, but I ain't
(05:11):
saying nothing. I'm gonna keep my mouth ship. So do
you do you think people should uh you know, file
their crimes on their taxes? Who the hell that the
a capone file heir crime on her taxes? M If
the whites don't do it, then the blacks don't think up.
I don't think I capone ever fire taxing. That's how
they got out. Listen, the only way this would work
(05:33):
is if everyone who actually did this was a granted
immunity from prosecution, pstitution prosecution. If there's no legal protection
for that, there's no legal protection that shielded them from
criminal prosecution for the offenses they're report on their taxes.
What's the point if you think this government is about
to give a tax return for committing crimes. If you
(05:53):
think this government is just going to accept those crimes
like legal employment, then go ahead do your thing, because
I need content for donkey to day. Any Hey, I
remember back in the day, they were asking everybody to
turning their guns to go see Janet Jackson. Y'all remember
that in the land. Why Janet Jackson. I don't know
what was going on, but they asked everybody to turning
(06:13):
their guns for free concert ticket. Then two weeks later,
everybody get shot because he don't gush. Damn you don't
do you remember that? You look it up there in
the Lanta they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket.
You turn in your pillston and everybody got shot the
next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will
(06:33):
be reporting their stolen property and broad to the i
RS the biggest he hall because I don't care what
miss Patch some people are gonna do. That sounds like
me in the bed, what with my lags up? Charlemagne
(06:53):
as to me with my legs up? When the crimes
get the coming? Oh my god, alright, your hand on
the back of my behind, just holding me. Let's open
up the phone lines five A five one five one.
What are we asking people? You ain't never girl, Yeah,
(07:15):
of course you got that visian. Listen. Now we know
there are going to be some people who do this. Okay,
they're going to be some people who actually listen to
the IRS and report their crimes on the report their
(07:35):
crimes to the RS following on their taxes. So what
do we ask? What's something that you stole or bribe
you took or scam you committed that I just want
you to remain anonymous what you did in the past year.
So we're asking, what's something You stole, a bribe, you
took a scam, you committed that you would have to
claim I tell you would drugs? What crime would you
report on your taxes? Let me ask you something. So
(07:56):
if you let somebody rub knowing you for some money,
you gotta report that too. Yes, yes, yeah, you got
some money to Clay. We'll talk about it when we
come back. That's how you got another season. Our co
host is Damn. It's the Breakfast Club Donkey Today is
(08:17):
brought to you by the law office of Michael s
Lammon Saft. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty
on your cell and say the bull. If you've been
hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five old from
your cell and say the bull.
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