August 11, 2023 • 6 mins
Man Arrested After Returning To Target To Steal Another TV
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donkey today time. Damn he hog did it's time for
donkey Day. I ain't trying to be donky today no more.
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do these things called donkey of
the day. And it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne,
who got the donkey out of day today? Well, donkey
(00:22):
today for Friday. August eleventh goes to Seth Berman. Seth
Bermon is thirty four years old and he hells from
the Great City of Atlanta, Georgia. Seth is suffering from
what psychologists call the target effect. Everybody in America suffers
from the target effect. Doesn't matter what your financial status is.
The reality of the situation is none of us can
go into Target and get one thing. I know. I'm
speaking directly to you right now. You feel seen, don't
(00:45):
you maybe even triggered? Trust me, I understand every single
emotion you are dealing with. I get and psychologists do too.
It's a real thing. You're going to Target to buy
one thing, maybe you know, a good Fellow T shirt.
Next thing you know, you walking out with one hundred
dollars worth of stuff and you have no idea how
that happened? All right. Target does that to humans, so
much so that clinical psychologists have released tips on how
(01:08):
to stage your own Target interventions. Okay, Target is a trap,
all right, because the story isn't the actual target you are.
Do you realize that everything in Target is strategically placed
there to keep you there, everything from the lighting, the
bright colors. They say it brightens your effect and you
tend to have a pretty good time there. So it's
conducive to buying. You know, of course, you want to,
(01:29):
you know, spend more in a place that you spend
more time. And not to mention, it's a Starbucks in
all of them, so that adds another addiction. Okay, Starbucks
heroin same thing. Target also places things in strategic places
to boost cross selling, and then they have these things
called lifestyle settings that help you visualize the goods in
your home. Once you see it, once you can see
it in your place of residence, you want it in
(01:51):
your place of residence. Okay, And I'm not even gonna
get into the psychological pricing Target does. Oh, they make
you think you're getting a deal just because it's a
nine at the end of the price. If it has
a nine on the end of the price, it appears
to be on sale, therefore you can't pass it up.
Those are just a few of the reasons the target
effect is real, and that's the reason why you can
never leave Target with just one thing. And seth Berman
(02:14):
he fell victim to that. See he went to Target
for one thing, but like most of us, couldn't leave
with just one thing. Let's go to Fox five Atlanta
for the report police this.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
There's also released new video of a shoplifting suspect being arrested.
Take a look. This is the Target located on Caroline Street. Atlanta.
Police say an officer was flagged down by a security guard.
That guard told authorities that the man stole two televisions
from the store. They say when the man was caught
outside the store, he fought the officer until backup arrived.
(02:44):
Both the suspect and officer suffered minor injuries.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Now, police say he was on drugs during all of this.
But this wasn't weed, it wasn't shrooms, it wasn't Rihanna's
makeup he was using. This man was under the influence
of target. Okay, the target effect is a stronger drugg
than all those things mentioned. That's why he went back
to the scene of the crime because mentally he never left. See,
if you only get one thing from target, you hear
Kobe Bryant in your brain saying, this job's not finished.
(03:11):
Job finished. I don't think so, that's right. The target
effect is so real that when his brother got caught
leaving the store with the TV, he didn't think about
running away. He thought about running back into the store. Okay.
That's like an animal that's been locked in the cage
and instead of running off into the wild to get free,
they run back into the zoo. I know y'all want
to blame drugs, but trust me, this is the target effect. Okay,
(03:32):
as I'm doing this, donkey right now, there's someone pulling
up the target for one thing, and they gonna come
out thirty minutes later with at least three to five items. Okay. Now,
let's talk about Seth as a thief. He simply got
too greedy because he did successfully steal one TV. He
was free and clear, but his greed made him go
back to stealing noth one. This is a prime example
(03:54):
that we get too greedy. Okay, he successfully stole one TV.
He was free and clear with his greed mixed with
the target of fact made him go back to get
another sixty five inch TV. Why did he need another TV?
I know football season on the way, but damn what
you built in the sports bar? Huh? You need to
have more than one TV to have more than one
game on at the same time. Maybe he wanted to
play Call of Duty and watch The Breakfast Club on
(04:15):
BT at the same time. I don't know what seth
did you have to go back to the same exact
target you stole from the first time. I did some research,
and by research I mean Google, and it's at least
eight targets in the Atlanta area. You telling me the
target effect is so scrump that you couldn't even leave
the target you was at to go to another one. Huh?
(04:36):
You stuck on stupid like a woman who's addicted to
a terrible man with good penis. All right, this man
ain't got no job, no ambition. He cheats on you constantly,
had another baby mammy he's still sleeping with. But you
still end up under him every other day, letting him
sweat on you. That had nothing to do with anything
I just wanted to make you feel bad. But still
sleeping with that brother under modification or for short, you
(04:57):
can just call him a bummer. Please give Seth the
sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh now you are the doggie.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Of the day, the doge all the day.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Ye I wonder what triggered people more during that Donkey
today realizing that you know, we all have been victims
of the target effect, are realizing that you are still
sleeping with a terrible man with good penis. Which one
for you? Hm hmmm, all right, well bet e t,
(05:38):
thank you. We'll see y'all. Munty almost told people you
the bum that I'm sleeping with. Now, I almost told
people that I might have just did now what now what?
Mm hmmm, sir, I'm not a bum Yeah, you're a
beige on the modification. Awkward and strange. Okay, been awkward
(06:04):
and strange. Welcome Roxy, All right, I feel like this
is all right. Donkey Today is brought to you by
the law office of Michael s. Lammisoft. Don't be a donkey.
Dot pound two fifty on your cell and say the
bull If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound
two five oz from your cell and say the bull
Donkey today time. Damn he hog did it's time for
donkey Day. I ain't trying to be donky today no more.
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do these things called donkey of
the day. And it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne,
who got the donkey out of day today? Well, donkey
(00:22):
today for Friday. August eleventh goes to Seth Berman. Seth
Bermon is thirty four years old and he hells from
the Great City of Atlanta, Georgia. Seth is suffering from
what psychologists call the target effect. Everybody in America suffers
from the target effect. Doesn't matter what your financial status is.
The reality of the situation is none of us can
go into Target and get one thing. I know. I'm
speaking directly to you right now. You feel seen, don't
(00:45):
you maybe even triggered? Trust me, I understand every single
emotion you are dealing with. I get and psychologists do too.
It's a real thing. You're going to Target to buy
one thing, maybe you know, a good Fellow T shirt.
Next thing you know, you walking out with one hundred
dollars worth of stuff and you have no idea how
that happened? All right. Target does that to humans, so
much so that clinical psychologists have released tips on how
(01:08):
to stage your own Target interventions. Okay, Target is a trap,
all right, because the story isn't the actual target you are.
Do you realize that everything in Target is strategically placed
there to keep you there, everything from the lighting, the
bright colors. They say it brightens your effect and you
tend to have a pretty good time there. So it's
conducive to buying. You know, of course, you want to,
(01:29):
you know, spend more in a place that you spend
more time. And not to mention, it's a Starbucks in
all of them, so that adds another addiction. Okay, Starbucks
heroin same thing. Target also places things in strategic places
to boost cross selling, and then they have these things
called lifestyle settings that help you visualize the goods in
your home. Once you see it, once you can see
it in your place of residence, you want it in
(01:51):
your place of residence. Okay, And I'm not even gonna
get into the psychological pricing Target does. Oh, they make
you think you're getting a deal just because it's a
nine at the end of the price. If it has
a nine on the end of the price, it appears
to be on sale, therefore you can't pass it up.
Those are just a few of the reasons the target
effect is real, and that's the reason why you can
never leave Target with just one thing. And seth Berman
(02:14):
he fell victim to that. See he went to Target
for one thing, but like most of us, couldn't leave
with just one thing. Let's go to Fox five Atlanta
for the report police this.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
There's also released new video of a shoplifting suspect being arrested.
Take a look. This is the Target located on Caroline Street. Atlanta.
Police say an officer was flagged down by a security guard.
That guard told authorities that the man stole two televisions
from the store. They say when the man was caught
outside the store, he fought the officer until backup arrived.
(02:44):
Both the suspect and officer suffered minor injuries.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Now, police say he was on drugs during all of this.
But this wasn't weed, it wasn't shrooms, it wasn't Rihanna's
makeup he was using. This man was under the influence
of target. Okay, the target effect is a stronger drugg
than all those things mentioned. That's why he went back
to the scene of the crime because mentally he never left. See,
if you only get one thing from target, you hear
Kobe Bryant in your brain saying, this job's not finished.
(03:11):
Job finished. I don't think so, that's right. The target
effect is so real that when his brother got caught
leaving the store with the TV, he didn't think about
running away. He thought about running back into the store. Okay.
That's like an animal that's been locked in the cage
and instead of running off into the wild to get free,
they run back into the zoo. I know y'all want
to blame drugs, but trust me, this is the target effect. Okay,
(03:32):
as I'm doing this, donkey right now, there's someone pulling
up the target for one thing, and they gonna come
out thirty minutes later with at least three to five items. Okay. Now,
let's talk about Seth as a thief. He simply got
too greedy because he did successfully steal one TV. He
was free and clear, but his greed made him go
back to stealing noth one. This is a prime example
(03:54):
that we get too greedy. Okay, he successfully stole one TV.
He was free and clear with his greed mixed with
the target of fact made him go back to get
another sixty five inch TV. Why did he need another TV?
I know football season on the way, but damn what
you built in the sports bar? Huh? You need to
have more than one TV to have more than one
game on at the same time. Maybe he wanted to
play Call of Duty and watch The Breakfast Club on
(04:15):
BT at the same time. I don't know what seth
did you have to go back to the same exact
target you stole from the first time. I did some research,
and by research I mean Google, and it's at least
eight targets in the Atlanta area. You telling me the
target effect is so scrump that you couldn't even leave
the target you was at to go to another one. Huh?
(04:36):
You stuck on stupid like a woman who's addicted to
a terrible man with good penis. All right, this man
ain't got no job, no ambition. He cheats on you constantly,
had another baby mammy he's still sleeping with. But you
still end up under him every other day, letting him
sweat on you. That had nothing to do with anything
I just wanted to make you feel bad. But still
sleeping with that brother under modification or for short, you
(04:57):
can just call him a bummer. Please give Seth the
sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh now you are the doggie.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Of the day, the doge all the day.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Ye I wonder what triggered people more during that Donkey
today realizing that you know, we all have been victims
of the target effect, are realizing that you are still
sleeping with a terrible man with good penis. Which one
for you? Hm hmmm, all right, well bet e t,
(05:38):
thank you. We'll see y'all. Munty almost told people you
the bum that I'm sleeping with. Now, I almost told
people that I might have just did now what now what?
Mm hmmm, sir, I'm not a bum Yeah, you're a
beige on the modification. Awkward and strange. Okay, been awkward
(06:04):
and strange. Welcome Roxy, All right, I feel like this
is all right. Donkey Today is brought to you by
the law office of Michael s. Lammisoft. Don't be a donkey.
Dot pound two fifty on your cell and say the
bull If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound
two five oz from your cell and say the bull
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