December 3, 2025 • 8 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man who broke into an apartment, unwrapped Christmas gifts, and fell asleep on the couch. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your execution on the donkey of the day is something
to God give you the reason they gave me donkey
other day, and I deserve that. People need to know
what you need to tell them. I am you have
the boy, tell them don't it's a reed.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But you're so good at charlamage charlamagde.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Where you going dunk the other day? Soon?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Now? Man, you know why life is so funny because
Gee Herbalt was playing and Jess is in the background, like, yo,
I love his Gee Herbal record.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's so hard.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But there's somebody else in the chat, is right. Somebody
in the chat said, it's too early for these g
herbal aggressive run ons and assistance.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The beat is so high. Oh, that's why.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Art is so subjective. Man, did you herbal donkey today?
For Wednesday, December third? Is a double donkey? First, there
is a man from Maine named Jose Harvey. He was
fifty years old and he was arrested Sunday after a
resident called and reported that a man had broken into
their apartment, was sleeping on their.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Couch and refused to leave.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Authority said Harvey could not provide a logical reason why
he was in the apartment. If you ask me, it's
probably because he was homeless in Maine, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And Maine is very cold, all right? Do you know
how cold Maine is? All right? This was bang Or Maine?
Am I pronouncing that right? Bang or Main?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now I'm not no meteorologist, but if it's one thing
I know about Maine, and by one thing I know
about Maine, I mean literally one thing. This is the
one thing I've ever heard about Maine is that he
gets very cold.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And I did some research this morning, and by research
I mean I typed in temperature in bang Or, Maine.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Today is a high of thirty two, with a lower
twenty one. For the rest of the week. Tomorrow the
low is for degrees, okay. Friday's low is four degrees,
with the highest seventeen. So when I see authorities say
Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was
in the apartment, well, the logical reason to me it
was probably because.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He was cold, all right and homeless.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Not making any excuses for him, because I don't know
if that was indeed the reason, but if it is
the reason, I've learned in life not to judge people
for what they do when they are in survival mode.
But understand, if you broke in my house, I don't
know your situation. I just know you broken my house.
Now you sleep on my couch and you're refusing to leave.
So now I'm in survival mode. So don't judge me
(02:17):
when I shoot you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, And that's.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Exactly why you shouldn't be breaking into people's houses.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm really serious when I say I feel like people
who break into other people's houses they got to be suicidal.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
All right, It's no way you care about living.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You better off playing a game of Russian Roulette because
you are playing with your life in ways that you
don't even understand, because you don't know what people holding
when you break into their residence. But let's get back
to the matter in hand. I told you all this
was a double donkey. All right, you got the first one,
Jose Harvey. Jose Harvey broke into somebody's apartment for no
logical reason. But I want to play you the actual
(02:50):
news report, and I want to know if you can
tell who the other donkey in this story is.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Let's go to WABI five News for the report.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Police Milford man was charged urged with aggravated criminal trespass
after he allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor police
say fifty year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after
a State Street resident called and reported that a man
had broken into their apartment. Police say the resident also
told them that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and
refused to leave. The tenant told authorities that they later
(03:21):
discovered their bathroom window had been opened and all of
their Christmas presents had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found.
Authority say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why
he was in that apartment.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What's the other donkey in this story? What's the other
donkey in this story? Jess, Let me give you a
little bit more context of me. According to Breakfast Club producers,
this story was published on November twenty fifth. Okay, November
twenty fifth. Played that news report one more time now
that you.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Know that.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Milford man was charged with aggravated criminal trespass after he
allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor Police a fifty
year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after a State
Street resident called and reported that a man had broken
into their apartment. Police say the resident also told them
that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave.
(04:13):
The tenant told authorities that they later discovered their bathroom
window had been opened and all of their Christmas presents
had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found. Authority say
Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was
in that apartment.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
November twenty Yes, Christmas present. Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That news report said the tenants discovered their bathroom window
had been opened and all their Christmas presents had been unwrapped.
The other donkey in this story is the tenants of
this apartment for already having wrapped Christmas presents two days
before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, who in the hell already got.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Christmas presence wrapped two days before Thanksgiving? If the turkey
even thought out? Has any part of Thanks Given didn't
been cooked yet? Has anybody you know put this boiled
the yam?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It should be illegal to already have Christmas gifts wrapped
before Thanksgiving. We don't even put the lights out until
after Things given. Trees don't even go up until after
Thanks Given. But you already got Christmas presents wrapped? Nah,
Jose and Diddy gonna break in and unwrap your gifts. Okay,
this is yet more proof that Thanksgiving doesn't even matter anymore. Okay,
Thanksgiving is just a small speed bump between Halloween and
(05:22):
the Christmas season. I told y'all the month of November
should be the it's beginning to look a lot like
Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And then December first, full blown Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Okay, Mariah Carey song playing for least Navidad Okay, Christmas trees.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Up everywhere lights, Let's get it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is time because once we do that, we will
be looking at these individuals like they're normal.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But right now I'm looking at these tenants like they're crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Please give Jose Harvey and the tennants of his residents
the biggest he huff.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
By humbug ro It is up with you.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You're mad because.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
They decided the cash in on the Christmas presence and
have them under.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The train already wrapped. But Nomber twenty fifth.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Holiday because they got their stuff together and the saving
all year long, got their gifts.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
They went shopping early.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They want to twenty fifth Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Presence already wrapped. Yes, that's what that's mad man. Do
you tell me what's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You would tell me what's wrong with that is the
fact that they're making the kids wait, like I don't even.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Know if they got kids. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I just don't like people that you know, playing that
far in advance. You got your life together so much
that you already got your Christmas presence wrap November twenty.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Hate the stores going out of business. Maybe they got
the gifts mad early when the stores was getting out
going out of business.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But it's one thing to have the gifts in the house.
But you already got a wrap too, Yo, there's one
thing if you buy them.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You hate the black people make for anything. This wasn't
This wasn't even the sales.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We didn't even get to the Black Friday sales. This
was November twenty fifth. There was no black body. They
want everything. Maybe they put everything on you know what.
I know what apparently because of the tariffs and it
got it early. They're definitely getting donkey for wrapping up
tam Gifts. Who the hell would waste his presence on
Team Gifts? And I love Team never wrap it up.
They already come rapped, waste, no good gift rapp maybe the.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Capping t I'm sure you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You can buy anything from Yo, but temby come wrapped
up with tape Ali Babo TV.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm sure they got it for sale. Damn man, you
see it there. I'm looking it up right now, Jesus
for six pieces of playing and snow flake gift wrapped?
Can we play a game?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Because Jose Quaver what's his name?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Jose? No, goddamn Jose. What is his name? Jose?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I like that you hear Jose? You started playing my joint?
Why you want to play this song?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Is his last name?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
His first name is Jose. Oh man, that nigga mixed.
He's mixed because he ain't no way first believed. All right,
thank you for that. Donkey today police, Navid, this is
the greatest Christmas song ever. You hear me?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It's not yes, it is no, it's not five eight
five one oh five. We're talking to Diddy doc. Did
you watch the Diddy Doc? It's four parts. Uh, let's talk.
Let's discuss it was shot well shot. Hello, Well they
did amazing job of it. But let's talk about it.
When we come back, what's your thoughts on it?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Off?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is the great Dominican. Do you ever disrespect your
own people? This is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Okay,
I've come to that conclusion. Police not be DoD slash dropping,
the Clues, Boss, the Breaks plus nobody say that. Donkey
of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull, Lamb and Soft.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Your execution on the donkey of the day is something
to God give you the reason they gave me donkey
other day, and I deserve that. People need to know
what you need to tell them. I am you have
the boy, tell them don't it's a reed.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But you're so good at charlamage charlamagde.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Where you going dunk the other day? Soon?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Now? Man, you know why life is so funny because
Gee Herbalt was playing and Jess is in the background, like, yo,
I love his Gee Herbal record.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's so hard.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But there's somebody else in the chat, is right. Somebody
in the chat said, it's too early for these g
herbal aggressive run ons and assistance.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The beat is so high. Oh, that's why.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Art is so subjective. Man, did you herbal donkey today?
For Wednesday, December third? Is a double donkey? First, there
is a man from Maine named Jose Harvey. He was
fifty years old and he was arrested Sunday after a
resident called and reported that a man had broken into
their apartment, was sleeping on their.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Couch and refused to leave.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Authority said Harvey could not provide a logical reason why
he was in the apartment. If you ask me, it's
probably because he was homeless in Maine, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And Maine is very cold, all right? Do you know
how cold Maine is? All right? This was bang Or Maine?
Am I pronouncing that right? Bang or Main?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Now I'm not no meteorologist, but if it's one thing
I know about Maine, and by one thing I know
about Maine, I mean literally one thing. This is the
one thing I've ever heard about Maine is that he
gets very cold.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And I did some research this morning, and by research
I mean I typed in temperature in bang Or, Maine.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Today is a high of thirty two, with a lower
twenty one. For the rest of the week. Tomorrow the
low is for degrees, okay. Friday's low is four degrees,
with the highest seventeen. So when I see authorities say
Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was
in the apartment, well, the logical reason to me it
was probably because.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He was cold, all right and homeless.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Not making any excuses for him, because I don't know
if that was indeed the reason, but if it is
the reason, I've learned in life not to judge people
for what they do when they are in survival mode.
But understand, if you broke in my house, I don't
know your situation. I just know you broken my house.
Now you sleep on my couch and you're refusing to leave.
So now I'm in survival mode. So don't judge me
(02:17):
when I shoot you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, And that's.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Exactly why you shouldn't be breaking into people's houses.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm really serious when I say I feel like people
who break into other people's houses they got to be suicidal.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
All right, It's no way you care about living.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You better off playing a game of Russian Roulette because
you are playing with your life in ways that you
don't even understand, because you don't know what people holding
when you break into their residence. But let's get back
to the matter in hand. I told you all this
was a double donkey. All right, you got the first one,
Jose Harvey. Jose Harvey broke into somebody's apartment for no
logical reason. But I want to play you the actual
(02:50):
news report, and I want to know if you can
tell who the other donkey in this story is.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Let's go to WABI five News for the report.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Police Milford man was charged urged with aggravated criminal trespass
after he allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor police
say fifty year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after
a State Street resident called and reported that a man
had broken into their apartment. Police say the resident also
told them that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and
refused to leave. The tenant told authorities that they later
(03:21):
discovered their bathroom window had been opened and all of
their Christmas presents had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found.
Authority say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why
he was in that apartment.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What's the other donkey in this story? What's the other
donkey in this story? Jess, Let me give you a
little bit more context of me. According to Breakfast Club producers,
this story was published on November twenty fifth. Okay, November
twenty fifth. Played that news report one more time now
that you.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Know that.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Milford man was charged with aggravated criminal trespass after he
allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor Police a fifty
year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after a State
Street resident called and reported that a man had broken
into their apartment. Police say the resident also told them
that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave.
(04:13):
The tenant told authorities that they later discovered their bathroom
window had been opened and all of their Christmas presents
had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found. Authority say
Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was
in that apartment.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
November twenty Yes, Christmas present. Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That news report said the tenants discovered their bathroom window
had been opened and all their Christmas presents had been unwrapped.
The other donkey in this story is the tenants of
this apartment for already having wrapped Christmas presents two days
before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, who in the hell already got.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Christmas presence wrapped two days before Thanksgiving? If the turkey
even thought out? Has any part of Thanks Given didn't
been cooked yet? Has anybody you know put this boiled
the yam?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It should be illegal to already have Christmas gifts wrapped
before Thanksgiving. We don't even put the lights out until
after Things given. Trees don't even go up until after
Thanks Given. But you already got Christmas presents wrapped? Nah,
Jose and Diddy gonna break in and unwrap your gifts. Okay,
this is yet more proof that Thanksgiving doesn't even matter anymore. Okay,
Thanksgiving is just a small speed bump between Halloween and
(05:22):
the Christmas season. I told y'all the month of November
should be the it's beginning to look a lot like
Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And then December first, full blown Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Okay, Mariah Carey song playing for least Navidad Okay, Christmas trees.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Up everywhere lights, Let's get it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is time because once we do that, we will
be looking at these individuals like they're normal.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But right now I'm looking at these tenants like they're crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Please give Jose Harvey and the tennants of his residents
the biggest he huff.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
By humbug ro It is up with you.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You're mad because.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
They decided the cash in on the Christmas presence and
have them under.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The train already wrapped. But Nomber twenty fifth.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Holiday because they got their stuff together and the saving
all year long, got their gifts.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
They went shopping early.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They want to twenty fifth Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Presence already wrapped. Yes, that's what that's mad man. Do
you tell me what's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You would tell me what's wrong with that is the
fact that they're making the kids wait, like I don't even.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Know if they got kids. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I just don't like people that you know, playing that
far in advance. You got your life together so much
that you already got your Christmas presence wrap November twenty.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Hate the stores going out of business. Maybe they got
the gifts mad early when the stores was getting out
going out of business.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But it's one thing to have the gifts in the house.
But you already got a wrap too, Yo, there's one
thing if you buy them.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You hate the black people make for anything. This wasn't
This wasn't even the sales.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We didn't even get to the Black Friday sales. This
was November twenty fifth. There was no black body. They
want everything. Maybe they put everything on you know what.
I know what apparently because of the tariffs and it
got it early. They're definitely getting donkey for wrapping up
tam Gifts. Who the hell would waste his presence on
Team Gifts? And I love Team never wrap it up.
They already come rapped, waste, no good gift rapp maybe the.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Capping t I'm sure you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You can buy anything from Yo, but temby come wrapped
up with tape Ali Babo TV.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'm sure they got it for sale. Damn man, you
see it there. I'm looking it up right now, Jesus
for six pieces of playing and snow flake gift wrapped?
Can we play a game?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Because Jose Quaver what's his name?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Jose? No, goddamn Jose. What is his name? Jose?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I like that you hear Jose? You started playing my joint?
Why you want to play this song?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Is his last name?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
His first name is Jose. Oh man, that nigga mixed.
He's mixed because he ain't no way first believed. All right,
thank you for that. Donkey today police, Navid, this is
the greatest Christmas song ever. You hear me?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It's not yes, it is no, it's not five eight
five one oh five. We're talking to Diddy doc. Did
you watch the Diddy Doc? It's four parts. Uh, let's talk.
Let's discuss it was shot well shot. Hello, Well they
did amazing job of it. But let's talk about it.
When we come back, what's your thoughts on it?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Off?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is the great Dominican. Do you ever disrespect your
own people? This is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Okay,
I've come to that conclusion. Police not be DoD slash dropping,
the Clues, Boss, the Breaks plus nobody say that. Donkey
of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull, Lamb and Soft.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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