December 18, 2024 • 7 mins
Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Man Who Gets Stuck In Chimney Because He Thought He Was Santa Claus. Listen For More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He gave me donkey other day, and I deserve that.
You need to know what you need to tell them.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I am you have them.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's a read.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But you're so good at Charlamagde.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You want Charlamagde?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, Solomon, who do you give a dusky.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
The other day? Soon?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Sexy d Donkey of to Day for Wednesday, December eighteenth
goes to Robert Langleiss in Tunisia, eBay. They had thirty
three and thirty two years old, respectively, and they was
trying to duck the law. Okay, just like you did
last night. It's okay, all right. Somebody out there listening
to me right now. Ran from the police late last night,
early this morning. It happens, I understand, all right. One
of the best feelings in the world is running from
(00:42):
police and getting away.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Trust me, I know, I sold crack once.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay, When the police come to raise your spot and
you hit the woods and get away, what an exhilarating feeling. Now,
you shouldn't be doing illegal things that will make the
police come after you. I am not encouraging that. I'm
just simply saying that when you are doing illegal things
and the police come for you and you get away. Incredible. Now,
Robin and Tania don't know what that feels like. No,
the officers tried to execute a warrant on a property
in Fall River, Massachusetts, and Robin and Tania tried to
(01:07):
get away, but it didn't work. Let's go to NBC
ten Boston for the report.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Police.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, that's not Santa Claus. You're looking at police body
camera video from Fall River. It shows a man there
stuck in a chimney where told officers executed a search
warrant at a home on Canal Street last night. That's
when thirty three year old Robert Langlace tried to evade
arrest by hiding in a chimney. It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
He got stuck.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Police had to call in the fire department to get
him out. Langlace is facing drug charges.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
See this is what happens when you believe in Santa Claus.
Every year, you all get mad at me for telling
the truth. No, Santa Claus is not real. Okayanta Clause
is not real. Santa Claus is not real. Number one,
Reindeers don't fly, they do. Number two, you don't even
(01:58):
own a chimney. All right, number three, If you own
the chimney, wy would Santa Claus be able to fit
down it?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Have you seen Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
He's built exactly like former Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie.
All Right, there's no way, there's no way his big
ass could fit down the chimney. But you humans have
convinced yourselves that the story of Santa is real, and
being that you all think Santa is real, you think
what Santa does is real, and you thought your dumb
ass could just slide down the chimney and end up
wear exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Huh in somebody's living room eating milk and cookies. Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Now, Robin and Tania will both charged with possession of
class A and B drugs and I had to look
that up.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay. Class A drugs in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Are heroin, morphine, meth, ecstasy, and ketamine. All right, Class
B drugs.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Somebody tell what you think Nick's ready drug tests up?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
My god, Class B drugs of cocaine, crack lsd in, ecstasy. Okay, listen,
none of this is surprising in light of the circumstances.
Whoever made up the story of Santa Claus was high
as hell, okay, it's the only explanation, and the fact
we created this one size, fitched all story that doesn't
even make no damn sense hasn't even really stood the
test of time, if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We live in the era of Amazon.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
FedEx ups dropping packages off all types of day, all
times a night.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But all Santa God is a.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Bag, one bag, like he a hole who just stayed
over for the night, and he got something for everybody
in the world, and just one bag dressed in all red.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So he don't go to crip neighborhoods.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Not to mention.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Nobody ever questions who exactly are the else? I don't
think they are else at all. I think Santa Claus
is engaging in child labor. Okay, if he's real, he
got a bunch of kids at the North Pole treating
him like slaves. Either that or they are desperate migrants
from Mexico and Santa Claus has benefiting from cheap illegal labor. Now,
some of y'all out there are saying yourself, Charlamage is
on the radio making up things about Santa Claus. If
(03:47):
you feel that way, then you two are on Class
A Class BE drugs. I'm making up things about a
made up thing. Yeah, tomorrow of the story is police
described Roberts Antics as Santa, Like, well is the season
please get Robert langlish the sweet sounds of the Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So you all, oh the day, oh the day, ye.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Be so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Because of Santa.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Santa Claus is real.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't know why you even your ass all year
long to give a fat white man the credit for
taking care of your family.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I didn't say Santa was white. I just said saying
it's real.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well either way giving another man credit.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But that is crazy though.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Santa is exactly what type of man gives another man
credit for taking care of his fami.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He grew up Jehovah witness.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I mean, oh my god, the whole community up dealing
with reality.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
So yeah, so Santa Israel, and so the shelter cottle
bit being good out there. So that's right, thank you
so much, so Santa could get you toys, and the
Elvisanta watching you guys to make sure you guys are
doing the right thing so you can get more toys
from Santa.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He has children, young children, Charlotte n Okay, who laugh
at us because they're like, why.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Are you trying to convince us that this entity is real.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But kids, kids suit it for levels.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If your kids know more about civil rights and everything,
he hasn't introduced that to them yet.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So last all right, Jesus, I.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Ain't gonna I don't know the last time I seen
the chimney?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What is the chimley? What's scratched out? Stressed? When you
when you make up your words?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
And I know it because you got your list for
going on, But I it's always been chimney for me.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'm sorry. You got a five place. I have a
five place, but I don't have a chimley. If you
have a five place, you have a chimney.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh so what is it?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Where is that in the attic?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Is like?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The chimney. I don't know if I got a chimney?
You exactly an electric five place?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Though?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh see now how you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You have a chimney? Sir?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What an electric five place?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't know. And we know about houses.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I know when we don't got Santa Claus. Okay, I
know we ain't got that. I know that much.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
When we come back, Jason Lee will be joining us.
So we're gonna kick it with Jay.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Jason Lee used to be built like Santa Claus, but
he's not no more. Drop on the clue. So think
about old Jason Lee sliding down the chimney.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You believe that. No, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I hate this place, man, all right, it's the Breakfast Cloak,
Go Morning.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull, Lamb and Soft.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
He gave me donkey other day, and I deserve that.
You need to know what you need to tell them.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I am you have them.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's a read.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But you're so good at Charlamagde.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You want Charlamagde?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, Solomon, who do you give a dusky.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
The other day? Soon?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Sexy d Donkey of to Day for Wednesday, December eighteenth
goes to Robert Langleiss in Tunisia, eBay. They had thirty
three and thirty two years old, respectively, and they was
trying to duck the law. Okay, just like you did
last night. It's okay, all right. Somebody out there listening
to me right now. Ran from the police late last night,
early this morning. It happens, I understand, all right. One
of the best feelings in the world is running from
(00:42):
police and getting away.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Trust me, I know, I sold crack once.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay, When the police come to raise your spot and
you hit the woods and get away, what an exhilarating feeling. Now,
you shouldn't be doing illegal things that will make the
police come after you. I am not encouraging that. I'm
just simply saying that when you are doing illegal things
and the police come for you and you get away. Incredible. Now,
Robin and Tania don't know what that feels like. No,
the officers tried to execute a warrant on a property
in Fall River, Massachusetts, and Robin and Tania tried to
(01:07):
get away, but it didn't work. Let's go to NBC
ten Boston for the report.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Police.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, that's not Santa Claus. You're looking at police body
camera video from Fall River. It shows a man there
stuck in a chimney where told officers executed a search
warrant at a home on Canal Street last night. That's
when thirty three year old Robert Langlace tried to evade
arrest by hiding in a chimney. It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
He got stuck.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Police had to call in the fire department to get
him out. Langlace is facing drug charges.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
See this is what happens when you believe in Santa Claus.
Every year, you all get mad at me for telling
the truth. No, Santa Claus is not real. Okayanta Clause
is not real. Santa Claus is not real. Number one,
Reindeers don't fly, they do. Number two, you don't even
(01:58):
own a chimney. All right, number three, If you own
the chimney, wy would Santa Claus be able to fit
down it?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Have you seen Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
He's built exactly like former Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie.
All Right, there's no way, there's no way his big
ass could fit down the chimney. But you humans have
convinced yourselves that the story of Santa is real, and
being that you all think Santa is real, you think
what Santa does is real, and you thought your dumb
ass could just slide down the chimney and end up
wear exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Huh in somebody's living room eating milk and cookies. Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Now, Robin and Tania will both charged with possession of
class A and B drugs and I had to look
that up.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay. Class A drugs in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Are heroin, morphine, meth, ecstasy, and ketamine. All right, Class
B drugs.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Somebody tell what you think Nick's ready drug tests up?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
My god, Class B drugs of cocaine, crack lsd in, ecstasy. Okay, listen,
none of this is surprising in light of the circumstances.
Whoever made up the story of Santa Claus was high
as hell, okay, it's the only explanation, and the fact
we created this one size, fitched all story that doesn't
even make no damn sense hasn't even really stood the
test of time, if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We live in the era of Amazon.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
FedEx ups dropping packages off all types of day, all
times a night.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But all Santa God is a.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Bag, one bag, like he a hole who just stayed
over for the night, and he got something for everybody
in the world, and just one bag dressed in all red.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So he don't go to crip neighborhoods.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Not to mention.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Nobody ever questions who exactly are the else? I don't
think they are else at all. I think Santa Claus
is engaging in child labor. Okay, if he's real, he
got a bunch of kids at the North Pole treating
him like slaves. Either that or they are desperate migrants
from Mexico and Santa Claus has benefiting from cheap illegal labor. Now,
some of y'all out there are saying yourself, Charlamage is
on the radio making up things about Santa Claus. If
(03:47):
you feel that way, then you two are on Class
A Class BE drugs. I'm making up things about a
made up thing. Yeah, tomorrow of the story is police
described Roberts Antics as Santa, Like, well is the season
please get Robert langlish the sweet sounds of the Hamilton.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So you all, oh the day, oh the day, ye.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Be so mad.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Because of Santa.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Santa Claus is real.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't know why you even your ass all year
long to give a fat white man the credit for
taking care of your family.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I didn't say Santa was white. I just said saying
it's real.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well either way giving another man credit.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But that is crazy though.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Santa is exactly what type of man gives another man
credit for taking care of his fami.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He grew up Jehovah witness.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I mean, oh my god, the whole community up dealing
with reality.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
So yeah, so Santa Israel, and so the shelter cottle
bit being good out there. So that's right, thank you
so much, so Santa could get you toys, and the
Elvisanta watching you guys to make sure you guys are
doing the right thing so you can get more toys
from Santa.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He has children, young children, Charlotte n Okay, who laugh
at us because they're like, why.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Are you trying to convince us that this entity is real.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But kids, kids suit it for levels.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If your kids know more about civil rights and everything,
he hasn't introduced that to them yet.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So last all right, Jesus, I.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Ain't gonna I don't know the last time I seen
the chimney?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What is the chimley? What's scratched out? Stressed? When you
when you make up your words?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
And I know it because you got your list for
going on, But I it's always been chimney for me.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'm sorry. You got a five place. I have a
five place, but I don't have a chimley. If you
have a five place, you have a chimney.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh so what is it?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Where is that in the attic?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Is like?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The chimney. I don't know if I got a chimney?
You exactly an electric five place?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Though?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh see now how you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You have a chimney? Sir?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What an electric five place?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't know. And we know about houses.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I know when we don't got Santa Claus. Okay, I
know we ain't got that. I know that much.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
When we come back, Jason Lee will be joining us.
So we're gonna kick it with Jay.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Jason Lee used to be built like Santa Claus, but
he's not no more. Drop on the clue. So think
about old Jason Lee sliding down the chimney.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You believe that. No, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I hate this place, man, all right, it's the Breakfast Cloak,
Go Morning.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull, Lamb and Soft.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
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