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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Don't be out here acting like a donkey bitch. It's
time for Donkey of a Day. I'm a big boy.
I could take it if he feel out deserve. It
ain't no big deal. I know, charlottagea god gonna say mouth.
You gotta say something you may not agree with. It
doesn't mean I'm mean, who's getting that donky? That donkey
that don't don't don't jump dunk dounk the other day
right there the breakfast club. Bitches, you can call me
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the donkey of the day, But like I mean, no harm.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeh.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Donkey today for Thursday, September fourteenth, goes to a Tennessee
man named Charles Doty. Charles is sixty four years old.
Now I let the record show. The president of the
Fat Lives Matter Committee begged me to do this story.
He said it could serve as a psa the people everywhere. Now,
when I read the story, okay, it was no question
to me Charles Doty should get Donkey of to day.
But the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee wanted
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me to give it to the other party involved. Who
was the other party involved? Well, it was the employees
of Little Sasons Peacha let's go to Inside edition for
the report.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Police one man allegedly went too far when he was
told his Little Caesar's pizza was not hot and ready,
pulling an AK forty seven on employees and demanding his
food asap.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Points the gun up, points it at me. Where's my pizza?
I want my pizza now.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Kimberly Morrell told a local news station in Knoxville, Tennessee,
that it was her first day on the job. The
angry customer, identified by police as fifty three year old
Charles Doty Junior, reportedly became upset when he was told
he would have to wait ten minutes for a Pepperoni pizza.
Morell says he left the store, went to his car,
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and came back with the weapon. Another customer in the
store who had gotten her pepperoni pizza reportedly gave it
over to Dody and that was enough to make him leave.
The employees called the police, who tracked him down and
arrested him.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
We are not always hot and ready. Never listen to that.
We are not always hot and ready.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Dody is in jail on a ninety thousand dollars bond,
reportedly charged with aggravated kidnapping and four counts of aggravated assault.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Not justin envy. When you hear that story, Who do
y'all think should get donkey today? In this situation? The
man who pulled the AK forty seven all the Little
Seasons employees because his pizza was taking too long, all
the employees for taking too long with the pizza. Both
what both? You take both? Both? Who do you think? IV?
You can't pull out an AK forty seven on somebody
preparing pizza, that's what, absolutely, And.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You can sell your business on two minutes we hot
and ready and then it's twelve minutes, damn.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
But the whole AK forty seven. No, I'm not justifying
him doing that, No, not at all. DT, I'm not
doing that. I'm not. I'm just saying that.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, no, he should get donkey first and go to
jail and all that. But now y'all should know if
it ain't done in tenn that's false advertisement. Y'all have
to y'all need to be penimized as well.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Just like the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee. Wow,
he feels the same way. He's not justifying violence. You know,
I'm pulling an AK forty seven on people. But he's
trying to tell me there's justifiable reasons to do what
this man did. I disagree. I asked him why does
he hate when his food is late? And he just
went on a whole fat rant about the fast food industry.
He said, well, first off, anytime you order food and
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you gotta wait for it, you have to make food
at home while you waiting on what you ordered. Who
doesn't the fat man? He said, it's like he said,
it's like an advertiser. He said, Little Caesar doesn't have
advertiser's So I said, what about cheesy bread? He said,
it's considered an advertiser when he looks at it as
part of the Hot and Ready family, And he said
that not only he could he see somebody pulling the
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aka on fast food workers, he said, who don't have
the food in the tally man? He said, the ride
shared drivers. He said, because the ride shared drivers who
don't speak English. He said, because when you don't speak
English and you call him to see exactly when they
call you to see exactly where your house is at.
It drives him crazy knowing his food is minutes away,
but he can't get to it because he doesn't understand what's.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Different, saying, yes, yo, I ain't gonna lie okay, and
I'm skinny and I just went through that yesterday, so
he's definitely right.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He's right.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And when you hunger eyo and they put your food
on somebody else's step, yo, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's not enough to put an AK forty seven on people.
He also said everything on the menu should be customizable.
He said what you put on the menu should be
considered a suggestion. And he said, he said, like we
should be able to mix and match your meals, Like
if you want a quarter pounder and you want to
add a fish filet to the quarter pounder, he said,
you should be able to do that. This ain't got
nothing to dude, put fish on top of the big mat. Yes, yes,
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he just went on his whole rank. That's a heart attack.
But this is exactly why the Snigga's commercial hit so hard,
because people really aren't themselves when they're hungry. Okay, this
man Charles though, he pulled an AK forty seven on
someone because his six dollar pizza was gonna take ten minutes.
He asked for a free order of crazy bread and
they didn't give it to him. So he left little
Thesus and came back with an AK forty seven. And
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do you know the woman he pulled the gun on.
It was her first day on the job. I know
that's horrid. Come on, man, can you imagine this person
excited to have a gig, might have been a little
young girl and now she got PTSD. Yeah, pizza traumatic
spress disorders. You don't want to work at no pizza places?
Now a little Caesar, Pizza, Dominoes, nothing Caesars. Somebody just
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delivered that. Man, I'm not playing with you. Man, what
is that? It's a note from the president of the
Fat Lives Magmatic Committee. Furthermore, uh, some other reasons, but
I don't know which. Catch up. He said, you don't
own the sauces. You don't get no bonus for saving
the restaurant. Twelve sauce. Yeah, that's a fact. That's a fact.
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That's a fact. And I'm not either. I want you
give me two packs. I want Polynesians give me one.
Yet no, no, they can give us more than that.
I with him on that. I get a little salt
pepper jock it off that none of this is the
reason to pull a weapon of math instruction on the
fast food employee. Okay, a ten dollar pizza is gonna
cost this man tens of thousands of dollars in lawyer
fees and probably his freedom because he's taking a blind
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pe a blind a blind plea. Okay, his sentence is
going to be determined by a criminal court judge. We race, Okay,
y'all want to do that too. Okay, well, I guess
let's playing a game of guess what racing? Okay, he
hive me my clues. Charles Doty mad that a pizza
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from Little Season was gonna take more than ten minutes,
so he left the restaurant, came back with an AK
forty seven and pulled it on the employee just because
his pizza was late. Guess what racing is? Fat? Wow? Damn,
that's a raise now. Oh, you made him double made.
You made the president of the Fellows Madic Committee double over.
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I had to check it. That might have been a
heart attack. Yeah, I was saying, is happy about it?
What you said? Fat? Fat is not a racing? Okay?
Just hilarious, Charles Dody, who's closer. Just hilarious? Is absolutely correct?
Charles Doty is, and he's not fat. That is not
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a ray, but I tried to pick on that's that's
what I would lean towards. Please let me give Charles
Doughty the biggest he hull man. Cut it out, man,
he ha, he ha, You stupid mother. They just bring
you donuts a box of empty doors to it. Oh
my god, they happy with another. And mind your business
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if I order five meals, don't tell me that's a
lot of food, nigga, I know that. Just put the
order in. Getting some stuff off his shell. There's a
lot of stuff off his breast. Well, shout out to
b E T b E T. This is our one
hundredth episodes, so we gotta come on, get your thing, man,
shout to bet. You gotta take off the top for us.
And I just pushed this hard force. I'm a woman.
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You don't gotta pause with me. Pause with the men.
You pause with the women. You're right, happy hundred episode man.
Who ever got to clean that up? I B E T.
Well see you tomorrow, see my Shu the president of
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the committee. Oh my goodness, all right, when we come back,
Tiffany had us to be joining us. It's the club.
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