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Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the dunkey.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's time for donkey donkeys around here.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, you are a donkey. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What more than you saw some donkey? Today's just saw themselves?
Oh man, Charlo Mane, who you giving junky to do to?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Name? Well?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Rob for nine donkey Today for Wednesday, June twenty fifth
goes to a twenty nine year old young man named
Michael Crowley. Now listen, Yesterday there was a heat wave
forecast across much of America. Okay, it was recognized everywhere,
all right, one hundred plus all across the map. I
think it was one hundred and three in Chicago, one
hundred and two in New York. I think I saw
one hundred and five in Pittsburgh, one hundred and four
in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Meteorologists, please just put hell on the forecast. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What's the point of showing us the temperature when it's
that hot?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's like when a judge gives you two hundred years,
But just tell me life, all right, just tell me forever.
And the reason I'm telling you the forecast is because
in this heat, you really need.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
To drink your water and mind your business. Okay. See
we say that as if those two things aren't a
matter of life and death.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, those two things are survival tactics when the forecast
is that hot, drink water to stay hydrated.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
In min your business, because.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It is a scientific fact that hot temperatures cause people
to bug the f out. Okay, increased airrability, anger, aggressive
behavior due to a combination of a psychological factors physiological factors,
the body's stress response to heat coupled with discomfort potential
sleep disruption. It makes it harder to regulate emotions and impulses,
which makes people prone to snap. This is not hyperbole, Okay,
(01:45):
this is science fool and Michael Crowley is the latest
example of that. What are you talking about, Uncle Sharla, Well,
let's quo it eleven alive for the report police right.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Now on twenty nine year old man is behind bars
accused of killing his uncle over a pastry. So this
is the breaking news at a level of life, first
brought to you last Thursday when the Cab County Police
swarmed the home on Loveless Drive and ellen Wood. Now
a new arrest report shows that Michael Crowley shot his uncle,
forty eight year old Roderick Crowley because he ate his honeybond.
(02:15):
The warrant says that Michael called nine one one and
told police what he did. When officers got there, they
say they found him in the woods nearby and took
him into custody, charging him with malice.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Murder, mental illness, unhealed trauma, the heat and a honey
bunch that led to Michael Crowley shooting and killing his uncle. Now,
I told you about the heat portion of this, but
it is Men's Mental Health Month, so I have to
acknowledge how unhealed trauma can significantly increase the risk of violence. Okay,
(02:45):
both towards you and other people. Okay, See, this man
didn't shoot and kill his uncle, over no damn honeybun.
It's something else there that had been building up, some
type of hurt, some type of trauma that has been unresolved, and.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That often leads to behavioral issues.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, may manifest that's aggressive of our violent behavior that
hurt people.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Hurt people. I tell you all that all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's why you gotta lead people alone. Okay, Rest in
peace to Roger Crowley. You should not be dead today.
Over no damn honey bun. But clearly your nephew had
other issues going on that maybe you didn't know about, okay,
or maybe you did.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sometimes we see people tripping over something and we say, hey,
it's not that serious.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
A honey bun is definitely not that serious.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
But whatever issues he's dealing with in his head and
in his heart, those issues are Okay. That's why be
on y'all about going to therapy, because, as I always say,
if you don't deal with your trauma, your trauma gonna
deal with you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Now, let's talk God's gifted snacks. Honey buns, Okay, one of.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The greatest joys God put here for us to indulge in.
Whoever invented the honey bun had a direct line to God.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, when you high and you get.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The munchies and you take that honey bun, warm it
up in the microwave for about twenty five thirty two
seconds of my God, that pastry feels like a hug.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, it's the ultimate comfort dessert. And we don't even
know what brand it was.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Might have been a little Debbie Okay, when I was
in high school, that Sunbeam honey bun used to hit,
but there is nothing that slaps more than a duchess
jumbo glaze honey bun. My god, my god, that duchess
jumbo glaze honey bun will make a diabetic risk it all,
but it shouldn't. Okay, I hate that I have to
come on the radio and tell you young men and women
that you should not be taking anybody's life over a
(04:22):
damn honeymun Now. I know, as a man, Michael Crowley
had some other things going on in his life. I
know as a man, Michael Crowley had some mental health
issues that might have been underlying issues between him and
the uncle, and Michael just was all the way fed up.
But when somebody tells you to calm down, because that's
what happened in this situation. Somebody told Michael to calm
down and told him to leave the house, and he did.
But if you leave a situation, okay, if you go
(04:43):
do that but still come to the conclusion to grab
your pistol and come back and shoot somebody four times,
something's wrong, Okay, You're gonna spend the rest of your
life in prison over a situation A fistfight could have
solved if you would have swung on him over eaten
your honey bun. I would understand because it's not about
the fact he ate your honey it's the principle because
somebody will do something like that to you and look
(05:04):
at you and say, why you're tripping, bro, It's just
a funky ass honey bun. What you mean a funky
ass honey bun. It wasn't a funky ass honey bun
when you was eating it, icing all around your mouth,
crumbs in your bid talking about it's just a funky
ass honey bun. If it's just a funky ass honey bun,
then give me a kiss and let me take the
glaze on your lips. What listen, kids, Michael has been
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charged with malice murder okay. A conviction for malice murder
carries one of three sentences, life in prison with the
possibility of parole, life in prison without the possibility of parole,
and the death penalty. The moral of the story is
a moment of anger can ruin a lifetime of peace.
Don't ever let petty choices lead the permanent consequences. If
you lose your temple, you may lose everything else with it. Okay,
(05:49):
you can't take a bullet back. Okay, our decision made
in the heat of pride or in the heat of
one hundred degree temperatures all over this country.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Please let me mar give Michael Crowley the biggest.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
He hall hee haw he ha, you stupid mother, you dumb.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That is crazy, though, Come on crazy, I'm on crazy.
It's not right crazy. Ain't no butt. Come on, no, no, no, no,
ain't no but somebody died. Cut it out. You're about
to see something. You know you are you look at you.
You want to here.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You want him to jump off, to be stupid, no one,
he can't help himself instead of just putting the helmet
on your little cousin and letting him you know, recently.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, but make sure you got his helmet on. Ain't
no butt, move on