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May 24, 2023 7 mins

Man Shoots Roommate In The Butt For Eating Last Hot Pocket

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Charler Maine, say the gang don't get other shame Maine.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You are a don't It's time for donkey of a day.
Donkey of today does not discriminate. I might now have
the song of the day, but I got the donkey day.
So if you have a feel I needed to be
a donkey man, it's a practice.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Club bitches, please don't give to day today well and
sharing donkey to day. For Wednesday, May twenty fourth goes
to a sixty four year old Louisville, Kentucky man named
Clifton Williams. Clifton is being charged with the salt because
he shot a man in the ass.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You mother, the next one will kill you. Shot him
a bitch, that's right. He gave a man a bullet
to the buttocks.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Now, I know that there might be a number of
valid reasons you could shoot a man in the ass,
even though I don't think anyone purposely shoots a man
in the ass. I think you might be aiming for
a leg the back, because unless you got a fatty
like mine, a man's ass isn't the easy target to hit. Okay,
I'm not pausing that either, right. I didn't get to
this big aide that have to be pausing myself.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Just hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Would you like to know why Clifton Williams took a
hot one to his eye quarters?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I would like to know.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Let's go to WLKYCBS for the report police.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
And his charge with shooting his roommate during an argument
over food. Clifton Williams face is an assault charge. According
to court records, Williams was mad because the man had
eaten the last hot pocket. It happened Saturday night at
their home on Hathaway Avenue. The victim was found a
few blocks away on Beecher Street. In court today, I
judge set Williams bond at seventy five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Clifton Williams put a pistol to his roommate's posterior because
his roommate ate the last hot pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
One of a burnsmore getting shot in ass or when
you bite into a hot pocket without waiting for it
to cool off.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Literally what you think?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I honestly feel like the hot pocket. I'd rather get
shot in ass than to bite into a hot pocket
that hurts like gets on never heels from that.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Got to wait at least five minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
And this poor man might have gotten burned twice that day,
once when he bit into the hot pocket, then again
when he got shot in the asked and what if
he got gun a red? That's three burns in a
day now, just hilarious. One thing I know about you
and your crew?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
What's up? Your sister and I London, your cousin.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Y'all like to eat? Yes, we Did've been around some
hungry women in my life. These Baltimore bellies are set
up a little bit different.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, be more, eat more. It's actually unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
But have you ever been in the position where you
wanted to call somebody physical harm because they ate something
you wanted?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm not gonna lie, yes, really, yes, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Have you ever had to play next London?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
She's lived with me and she knows you touch a
flat it's the problem. I like chicken wings all flat.
You touch a flat, you're gonna catch once in the
back of the head.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Really what it is?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, I ain't shoot him, but I'm gonna hit her.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, all right, I guess just can feel Clifton's paying
a lot of us can though, because there's nothing worse
than when you are expecting to come home and eat
that one thing you've been thinking about all day.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You're playing out exactly how you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Eat it, when you're gonna eat it, And don't you know,
let it be the thing you want to taste after
you get high and it's not there, you know, you
might be inclined to want to do some physical violence
like Jesse hilarious.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, but let's be clear.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
No, we're not talking We're talking about Clifton. We're not
talking about me. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
We're talking about Clifton, Okay. And it's not about the
fact he ate the last hot pocket. It's the principle
of the matter. Okay, that food is mine?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Why would you violate my boundaries and eat what's mine
without permission? And I can see how it's escalated because
in every argument there's a moment when logic and common
sense goes out the window and ego takes over. Okay,
and the ego can easily be diffused with an apology.
But in this situation, Clifton was probably mad about his
hot pocket. He made a threat, and his roommate probably
told him knock if you buck. So Clifton knocked and

(03:44):
his roommate probably had no idea that Clifton was capable
of taking it there.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
It might have been taunting him. Damn them to shoot
It's it Clifton knucked.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now I got a word from the High Council of
the Fat Lives Matter Community.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know who that is.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's Big Mac from wilding Out, dropping the clue bomps
for Big Mac, Big Mac and he in He informed
me just that all the fat people and people who
identify as fat are actually applauding Clifton for doing what
they've only dreamed about doing. But the High Counsel of
the Fat Lives Matter Community informed me that he should
definitely get donkey today for a shooting the man over
a hot pocket dull and b for shooting the man

(04:24):
over a hot pocket, because a hot pocket doesn't fall
directly under the shoot them in the ass category unless
it was either the four cheese pizza one or the
meatball in mozzarella. If it was the ham and cheese
or the Philly Cheese steak one, the most they would
have accepted was a smack in the face, maybe a headlocked.
So they all agree this was too much, so please
give Clifton Williams the biggest he hull. I really can't

(04:49):
believe you putting hands on London over some damn flats.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I can't believe that you took any advice from the
hr of fat people, big Mac.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Are you serious? He's the perfect person listen to it
in this situation, yo.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
But he like a different fat just like you know.
He's different with that. I'm not he can't represent all
the fat people.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
He is a lot of fat people himself. But it's
like he can't. It's different levels, Joe. He can't be
the one that your flavor.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
He always talks about this council. Yeah, I think it's
just him.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It is. He is his own board. It's like twelve
people under the hoodie.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Let's tell b E t piece jess Peace.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
B E t all gonna see me today, tomorrow and
every day after boom.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Piece bt uh. Now do you want to do? Just
fix my mess? I do? Okay, let's do some just
fix my mess? Are you in? Are you able to do?
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm just give me a shot then, shot exactly hung
over from last night, give me a blunt.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
You had an hour. I thought you took a smoke.
No I didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I was doing another jobs.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh okay, all right, well said just fix my mess
because he just has a podcast on the Black Effect
iHeart Radio podcast network called Carefully Reckless, and she does
a segment on there called just fix My Mess where
you can call in and ask for advice. Okay, she's
not an expert of anything, but she has some experience anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So what you can do is you can call in
and it could be about anything, relationships, jobs, family, even
a little bit of politics. But don't ask me nothing
that has big words. If you're gonna talk about politics,
you're gonna ask me about what you should do as
far as breaking up, how to go about breaking out
with somebody, how to go about shooting your shot.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't only cater to women. I catered to men
and then all others as well. So yeah, make sure
you just call up and I can fix your mess.
If I can't, it means you need to try to
go do something else, like pay somebody for some things
like a real fair.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
There you go, hundred and five A five, one oh
five to one. It's the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
The breakfast club.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
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Speaker 2 (06:52):
Don't be a donkey. Dob pound two fifty on your
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Speaker 3 (06:56):
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