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Donkey up the day. Damn the hea hog is it's
the day. I ain't trying to be dunkey today. No more.
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making these people do these day. They called donkey
up the day and it really caught me off guard.
Damn Solomon, who got the donkey out of the day
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to day? Well, Jess hilarious. Donkey of the Day for Friday,
March tenth goals to Stefania Santa Bria. She is a
fifty year old fifth grade math instructor. Listen to what
I said, fifty year old fifth grade math instructor. Math. Math, okay,
the area of knowledge that included the topics of numbers,
formulas and related structures, shapes and spaces. Okay. You know
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five plus five, six times two, eight divided by four.
We all know what math is. And when you're in
fifth grade, those students, you know, they focused on adding, subtracting, multiplying,
and dividing whole numbers, fractions, decimals. You know what I'm
talking about. Okay? Well, Stefania Santabria, the fifth grade math teacher,
faces argist including strangulation in the second degree risk of
injury to a minor and reckless endangerment in the first degree.
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How did we get to that equation? Okay, what plus
what equal strangulation in the second degree, risk of injury
to a minor and reckless endangerment in the first degree. Well,
let's go to ABC seven New York Putter report, please, Okay, Liz.
Usually when we hear about choke holds in the news,
we're hearing about something that police are not supposed to
do because it's dangerous. Well, in this case, a teacher
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who was working as a math coach is accused of
putting a fifth grader in a choke hold. Now, this
was supposed to be educational a demonstration, but the school
district says that student fainted, letting us know that a
staff member they're a math coach, had rendered one of
the students unconscious. According to the police reports, had happened
while teaching a group of fifth graders a defensive jiu
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jitsu move and demonstrating on three of them. Someone alerted
the school nurse. The student regained consciousness, it says the reports,
within seconds. Any idea how it came to be that
she was teaching them martial arts when she's a math coach,
you know the So the investigation is still ongoing. We're
not sure exactly why she decided to do that, an
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investigation that resulted in an arrest a week later, a
fifty year old Stephanie Senabria at her home in Danbury.
She's facing serious charges strangulation, risk of injury to a minor,
and reckless endangerment. Ma'am, ma'am, You're supposed to be a
math teacher, not math hoffel. Okay, this is what I'd
be trying to explain to my wife. I don't understand
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this new math at all. Okay. Now, I'm all for
teaching kids how to defend themselves, but I'm also all
for everyone staying in the damn lane. If the class
is math, the subject is math, you are indeed a
math instructor. Then why the hell are you teaching my
child how to do a rid eke choko? Okay, you're
supposed to be teaching calculus, not the Campbell clutch. You're
supposed to be teaching my child how to do fraction.
It's not thinking for a leg locks. Okay. This is
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the problem with the era we in. Everybody thinks they're
an expert at everything. Nobody is actually in alignment with
their actual purpose. Okay, when you see a math teacher
teaching kids how to do tech dboss a million dollars,
dream the best, believe the math and mathing. Now we
all parents in this room, Tamar, what do you do
when your child comes home and says her math scrub
to put them in the crypler car, the crippler cross face. Oh,
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pray for me, and somebody go get my bill. Oh baby,
it's going down. Yeah, I would have to have that
math teacher teach me so I can teach her. Yeah,
and be what about you? Ah, well, female teachers, they
gotta deal with gear. I'm sure Gil will put her
in the Brooklyn head locks of house some way, knock
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it right out. Get put you in a chokeo before
she did, and she and I almost passed out like
I was tapping up. Yes, And now we can't play
flight anymore because she had me in a lot and
I couldn't get out, and I was I was dying
and I just it's not funny though, dropping the clue monster,
don't you do it? That's a shit. Maybe can't beat
nobody in this house. Nobody you can take I can
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take pay. Okay, I will shoot this teacher a little bail.
Maybe she's been seeing all these teachers online getting beat
up by kids, so she was doing some preventative measures.
She just had to let these little kids know that
she knows a little something something, just in case one
of them get too sparty. Okay, sometimes you gotta show
people your scrimp so they know not to play with you.
But here's the thing, miss math instructive. When playing with
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other people's kids, or should I say, when called it
harm the other people's churn, you need to ask yourself
one simple question, why is the math book sad? I repeat?
Why is the math book sad? Because it has too
many problems? That's exactly That's exactly what you're gonna have
and deserve to have putting other people's kids in the
cobra clutch. Okay, please give Stefania Santa Bria the sweet
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challenge in the Hamletones. Oh no, you are Doe the
day the doge, Oh the day. Ye fifty years old,
big age of fifty, still making choices last crazy. Yes,
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it is all right, Well thank you for that donkey. Today,
Now when we come back. Let's open up the phone
lines eight hundred five five one or five one. This
conversation act came Friday. Let's do it. It's Friday, so
you know what that means. It's freaking freaking freaky Friday.
All right, freaky freaky freaky Friday. Question is all right,
So can you say that another man is sexy? That's
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where the question comes from. Yes, yes, sexy? All right?
Can a man say another man sexy? And how do
women look at a man if a man says another
man it's sexy? Now this comes yesterday, but was behind
the sexy. We were behind the scenes yesterday. Attractive. You
said sexy? That came. That came from two places one
this audio right here. Charlemagne, I think kind of have
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a He seemed like, oh he a little bit, he
like a He have a kind of a womanly look.
He's beautiful. Yeah, you tell me Charlemagne. Ain't fine, bro,
Come on though, Oh you put him in a wig. Dog.
Some basketball players gonna fuck him. That's a THEO von
I like hear THEO Vane preacher. I don't know why
y'all trying to discourage people from telling the pure and
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the don't treat the truth this world. Okay. And yesterday
after the show, we were talking about Michael B. Jordan,
we were talking about Jonathan Majors and was like, yeah,
that is not what I said. What I said was people.
What I said was people just need to come Men
need to just come to the term. What was I saying?
Men need to just understand that women find these brothers sexy.
That's what I said. Okay, are you sure? I'm pretty
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sure that people who said that you got said that
these men were sexy. If I did say that, I'm
sure I was just being funny in the room. But
I understand Michael B. Jordan. I mean he has a
spirit over him, so I understand what that means. Yes,
that's sexy, a strong sex. So I asked him strong fine,
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five one oh five one. That's what we're making men
jealous right there when women talk about other men like that,
because that's what you would love to hear about yourself.
Jesus tell me that all you don't count. Yes, you
hear that all the time, even hand after your heads.
All right, doever we have audio? If you trust me
enough to let me put my lips on you, you know,
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I'm gonna grip like a pit bulls. I'm not. But
that's well, that's audio shot me talking about other man.
So we'll talk about that when we come back. Idea,
I was not ready. I was not ready enough. I
don't I wasn't ready. Can we hear that again? Play
that again? You trust me enough to let me put
my lips on you. I'm gonna grip like a pit bulls.
I'm not. I'm first. Don't. I don't even know what
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that we have explained. I don't. I don't want to
spin on the mic during this one. So you have
a history of this. That's that's what we say. Okay,
that's me, all right, eight hundred five, day five, one
oh five one. The question is again, man, can you
call another man sexy? Why try to be sexy? Though? Yes,
you can call it that. Yes you can say that
man as attractive. Should you say that's not sexy? That's
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two different ways because sexy is a sexual attraction, So
that's different. If you say, yeah, that that's a good
looking brother, right now, you can do that. Why can't
you do that? Let's talk about it when we come back,
and ladies, if your man says another man's sexy or
another man is attractive? Is that okay with you? Y'all
are some crazy human job. You can't look at another
brother and be like, that's a good looking brother right there,
or even some brothers could inspire you. Should look at
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Michael B. Jordan and Jonathan Major didn't want to do
a push upper two. You know I agree with that.
Do you think they're sexy? Do you? I ask you,
I don't know. I'm not sexually attractive to him. You do? You? First?
You first? You first? Wow, the breakfast it's the Breakfast Club.
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