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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.
I could take it if he feel out deserve It
ain't no big deal. I know, Charloamagne, God gonna have
funny sick mouse. You's gonna say something you may not
agree with. It doesn't mean I'm mean. I was getting
that donky, that donkey that don't don't don't dunt dunk
donk the other day right here to the breakfast club.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Bitch you you can call me the donkey of the day,
But like I need no harm.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes, donkey today for Wednesday, August thirteenth goes to a
forty seven year old Iowa man named Kip, posting, Now,
we just had Pete Davison in here, and he was
talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
How strong marijuana is now. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
He said he's suffered from psychosis because of how strong
the reef is nowadays. And I agree. See I enjoy
an edible from time to time, okay, But five to
ten milligrams, uh, and that's it. Okay, five to ten
milligrams of some indiga takes the edge right off for
someone like me who deals with anxiety and has a
problem just street relaxing and unwinding and sleeping. Sometimes it's
great in the right dosage, but there's no reason ever
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for one hundred milligram edible. Okay, you might as well
smoke crack. Why am I bringing that up? I'm bringing that.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Up because Kip posting was high Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
According to a release by the Madison County Sheriff's Office,
the deputy was patrolling on Highway eighty one at one
am when he found a pickup truck pulling a flatbed
trailer without functioning lights. When deputies activated their emergency lights
to pick up truck failed to stop immediately and continued
driving north before turning east onto a highway. The pickup
truck was hauling two motorcycles. When deputies approached the vehicle,
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they found the pickup truck driver, Kip Polston. Wait wait,
am I telling you all this story. Let's go to
a newswol for the report.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Police local news.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
The traffic stop in Madison County, Nebraska, turned into a
bizarre arrest yesterday morning after deputies found a naked man
behind the wheel. According to the Madison County Sheriff's Office,
the incident on Highway eighty one began around one am
when a deputy attempted to pull over a truck hauling
a trailer without functioning lights. When deputies approached the vehicle,
they found forty seven year old Kip Poulson of Iowa
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completely naked, using a pair of pants to cover himself.
He told deputies he was hot and allergic to his
own sweat. One of the motorcycles he was hauling had
also been reported stolen. Poulson is now facing several charges
related to the.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Incident, and he wants to know if to pick up
truck with stick shift, you'd love the rod shotgun, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I hain't asked nothing but that head continue on something.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
This man, Kip said he was hot and allergic to
his own sweat. Now, there is a very rare condition
where someone can be allergic to their own sweat, and
I can't pronounce it, so I'm not even gonna try.
But the condition triggers an allergic reaction when you sweat,
which results in the hives and itching. But it's not
the sweat itself, it's the immune system's response to certain
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chemicals released during sweating that causes the allergic reaction. He
was also driving with a suspended license. But this is
where the marijuana comes into play. During the interaction, it
says Polton's alertness deteriorated rapidly, which caused the deputy to
request medical attention, but then they said he would.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Gain compose it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
So he probably was on an indigodsativa hybrid because his
deputies also found a pipe and dab Okay, not just
a pipe and dab, a container with a substance believed
to be THCHC dull and a marijuana water pipe.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
When they tried to place him in the patrol car,
he resisted. He dropped to the ground and refused to move.
So let's put it all together. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
He was in and out of alertness all right when
police was talking to him. Then he popped back up
and got alert. Then he refused to move when they
tried to place him in the cup. This man was
high as wnba poom poom. Okay, because the weed is
too damn strong.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
This man forty seven and probably still trying to smoke
like he used to, but not realizing this is not
the THHC that we grew up on.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, do you realize.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Do you realize they got this genetically modified concentrated THC
products like oil and shadow and dab and edibles, and
they are able to get THHC to ninety five percent,
you might as well do heroin. Okay, nobody got time
to be hired and the eagle with a jet pack,
and you damn sure can't get high when you got
something to do, because you will just be sitting there
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stuck on stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Just look at hilarious right now? What please give? Kept
posting the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Wow you oh oh the day?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So I gotta be the stupid one because.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Wow, wow, how I look stupid?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I said, stuck on? Yeah, how I look stuck? Don't
not alert now, don't play with me.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
No, she had a show last night in the Brook.
She has a show tonight.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
All I'm telling y'all is be careful with those edibles
and oils. They look so innocent, but they will have
you hallucinating.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay. I know a dude who told me a crazy story.
Many what's the.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What he told me He got so high that he
was having sex with his wife and he looked down
and he thought he saw low.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Wayne h.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Nah edibles man them sixty five milligram hundred milligram edibles.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Have you going crazy? Nah? His wife was ugly. That's
what is No hell, No, ain't no way, low, ain't
now low, ain't ever.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Like nah, don't don't you gotta have a crazy edible story? Yeah,
I got a couple of edible stories, but I got crazier,
shrill stories than edible stories.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You want to open up the phone lots to talk
to people in their high stories.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, about specifically edibles, not just not just the flower
that dab and.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Them oils and them edibles. That's what be getting people,
That's what be calling the psychosis.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Eight hundred five eight five one five one. We want
to know your crazy high stories, all right. In my book,
I talk about the time.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I gave a cookie. Oh my god, she was.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Swimming on the carpet on the rough house like well,
I say swimming, like she was doing the breaststroke, and
people were in the house, and I was trying to
get it in the room because I'm like, they gonna
think she's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It was wild. It's too much.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
There's too much, you see what I'm saying, There's too much.
Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. Do
you have a crazy edible story. Call us up right now.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Go Morning Donkey.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
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Speaker 1 (06:41):
So y'all done