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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's on the main say the gang don't get other
shame Maine.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You are a don't you next time.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
For donkeys at day?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Donkey of today does not discriminate. I might not have
the song of today, but I got the donkey day jams.
So if you ever feel I needed to be a
dunker man with the.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's a practice club bitch, please don't kive today today
well as.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Sharing Donkey of Today from Monday, July twenty eighth goes
to police Karen crowder Uh. He is thirty six years
old and he is a registered sex offender in California.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
In August of twenty twenty three, he went viral on
TikTok because he was sneaking up behind women at a
Barnes and Noble and bourbank and sniffing the ass.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, you heard exactly what I said.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
This man likes the aroma of anus and he is
currently on active parole for stocking shoppers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And sniffing seats.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, Now, I was always taught that insanity is doing
the same things over and over and expecting different results. Well,
let me be the first to tell you that the
bizarre Burbank but.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Bandit is back at it. Let's go to abort please.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
This is a very disturbing story. So on Tuesday, Burbing
police responded to the Northstern Rack after they got a
call about a suspicious man who was seen lurking around
the women's section. And when police showed up, that suspect
was gone. But these police officers, they were vigilant. They
started looking around the shopping center here and they made
their way to the walmart. The walmart's just off my
shoulder here. When they got there, that's where they located
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that suspect. And they said when they checked the source
surveillance system, they actually saw this suspect walking around again
the women's section and actually seen following a woman. At
one point he was seen crouching down by that woman
and actually seen inappropriately sniffing her butt. Now, this isn't
the first time that something like this has happened involving
this man. Take a look at this video from a
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similar incident back in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It felt like anywhere I moved, he kept falling. I
was so freaked out when I turned around and saw
him literally under me. What are you doing now?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
This is a suspect to thirty eight year old Kalise Crowder,
a resident of Glendale and registered sex offender.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Lord have mercy.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
This man is sticking his nose in other people's business literally, Okay,
Calise is a freaky fugitive following females for fresh fumes.
I don't understand the why. See, I don't know if
people like this need prison. Okay, I don't think he
should be able to walk around society freely either. He's
already proven he's not worthy. You're at well. Folks like
him got to be studied. Keep him locked up in
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a lab somewhere, because I need to know what makes
him think about sniffing where you stink. Because this isn't like,
you know, stopping the smell the roses, stopping the smell
of Strange's rear in That could go either way. Okay,
a bouqua roses is gonna smell good, a bouquia bunkie.
That's a hell of a gamble. And clearly something isn't
right in his brain. What mental illness is this man
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suffering from? That he lets his nasty nose navigating nor
stroum in search of sneaks, in search of chicks to
sniff huh.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't get it all right.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
He's already a registered sex offender on parole, regiciated sex
offender who's exhibited behavior like this before. Shouldn't people at
least attempt to get you some help, attempt to correct
the problem before they send you back out in society.
I don't even know what kind of therapy is available
for a tush tracker who targets people at target. Okay,
he's being charged. He's actually being charged with intent to
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commit a crime. Isn't sniffing the asses the crime? Yeah,
he's being held on one hundred thousand dollars bond. And
I don't know where this goes from here, but he
is now known as an habitual heini huffin hooligan. Please
let remy Ma give Kalice Crowder the biggest he huh
hee ha.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Heh you stupid mother? Are you dumb? I don't even
know what you do with a person like this.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Put him in jail, have a good job, I mean,
but that's not gonna solve the problem because he'll he'll
get out.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
This isn't something that he'll be in jail forever for.
What race is this?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I want to play a game. Yes, I do. Well,
let's play a game of guess what race? Get my clues.
Alice crowded is dirty years old?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Shut up, man, let me get down. Like how you
do that? You punk ass Dominican? Because why he's so
quick to say that, don't do that? Right?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I don't like how you did that. I don't want
to play no more. No, I don't want to play.
I don't want to play that. I felt racist, that
felt violent, raif.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I just felt like this. I don't want to play.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I mean?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Who is the guy?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What's the race? He black? I really don't know. Oh
my god, because it's California, right, Not because it's California.
Here is Mexican, yall, That's what I'm saying. I don't know.
He I don't know, but I don't want to play
either way. He Mexican yo? Right, well he's getting deported
this damn man. All right, thank you for that. Donkey
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of the day now.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Cedric Entertainer uh said that after he shaves, he put
urin on his face.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
No, I grew up in a single parent household, so
it was all ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Some stuff like this.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I had to learn from other people of other people's
dads learned how to shave, you know, so I like
using a razor. Harry's is one of those ones that's
you know, got good place. He's seen it right through
the house. Oh good, you know, but it's a man
down the street. Then that taught me.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
I can get a good chain, get your skin tight,
a little p hands and you know, tightening up your skin.
So I'm almost done here, guys.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So let's open up the phone lines.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Talking to old folk tales eight hundred five eight five
one five one that's subject entertain and says, after shaves,
he puts a little p on his face.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Never heard of subjec dentitained is also one of the
greatest comedians ever.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That's clearly a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But in the in the comments, a lot of people
are saying that's what they do that, but they lay thing.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now. I heard about putting a little pee in your
eye when you got pink.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
You have a stot or a sty like, but it's
baby p it's not don't exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So I've heard that, but I'm not saying, like, you know, older.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
People used to have some old folks tales man that
some things, some remedies and all that that will blow
your mind. So I'm taking him serious, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Grandmother might have told him, like.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yo, put some pee on your face at you shave
with your grandfather, his grandfather.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You never know. The Southern is living by all types
of colds.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I heard.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'm from the South. I ain't never heard that the
pink eye in the style of five.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Eight five one on the roaster talks about putting cognac
on the gums. That's probably why she drinks the way
she does alcoholic. Oh my god, but that's alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
No, her grandmother used to tell her that about babies,
like the babies when they're teething. That's the advice that
she gave me for my grandmother when I said, my
daughter be teething, she's.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
An alcoholic to oh my god, grandmother.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Sorry, but we're talking old folkses eight hundred five eight
five one five one. Let's talk about some ridiculous wasn't
something the ones that you still use now call us up.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's the breakfast club. Good morning, pull out, you pull
out your phone, call in right now.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You call me at your opinion to the Breakfast Club
Top Breaking Down eight hundred five eight five one oh
five one.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
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