August 25, 2025 • 7 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a serial butt-sniffer arrested again after sniffing a woman’s behind inside a Walgreens. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the donkey. It's time the donkey around here. Yes,
you are a donkey. What the hell?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What the hell is more than you need?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You some donkey? Today's just saw themselves. Oh man, Charlamagne,
who are you giving donkey to? Big Tillnam?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well Rob for nine donkey today from Monday, August twenty fifth,
go to a thirty eight year old California man named
Calise Karen Crowded. Now you might remember that name because
I just gave him Donkey of the Day a couple
of weeks ago for being a serial sniffer seats. Okay,
by the way, when I say sneak seats, I mean
actual asses. Okay, buttocks, the butt behind rear, in the
(00:48):
backside the dodo maker. See the reason I'm scretching that
is because y'all get online and say.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Charlamagne, I know you not talking. You sniffed someone's seat. Yes,
I did, an actual seat, Okay. Jennifer Lopez came to
the break club once, way, way, way way way back.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
In the day and I sniffed the chair she was
sitting in.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
And people think that's the same as Kalise Karen Crowder
walking up behind women and sticking his nose in cheek
fil at on a Sunday. You think that's the same
thing until you realize doctor Wumah and Jennifer Lopez sat
in that chair on the same day. But let's stick
to the matter at hand. Stick to let's stick to
this exactly. Let's stick to the mat at red hand. Okay,
Kalise Crowder, all right, the but but sniff and bandit
(01:25):
has once again been arrested for smelling that rump rose
that was cooking in the oven. Okay, this man was
arrested for the same crime less than a month ago.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go
to ABC seven Eye Witness News for the report.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Police to a disturbing story of a registered sex offender
who has been arrested again. He made headlines for sniffing
women in the past. Thirty eight year old Kalise Crowder
was re arrested Wednesday after reports of yet another sniffing
incident at a Walgreens and burbank. This is video of
prior incidents. You can see him coming up behind that woman.
(01:58):
Crowder was already on parole and has a documented history
of similar arrests for lude conduct in both Glendale and
Burbank dating back to twenty twenty one. Crowder has been
charged with a felony and is now being held without bail.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
This man was allegedly caught inhaling the aroma of anus. Again, okay,
this man allegedly was sniffing a woman's bunkie at a
Walgreens and Burbank. And then this man got arrested for
the exact same thing on July twenty second. He was
in nostrums, indulging in the fragrance of dukie and gabana
like brown light brown too. By the way, Okay, what's
(02:33):
funny about this story is the way police describe it. Okay,
they say, while in the woman's section, the suspect was
observed following a female customer, crouching near her and engaging
in lude behavior by.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Inappropriately sniffing her buttocks.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Now, I could be wrong, but is there an appropriate
way to do it that I don't know about. I
don't think there is an appropriate way to walk up
the women in the department store and sniff their cake factory. Now,
he's already a registered sex offender with a documented history
of lord arrest for lud conduct dating back to twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You just heard that in the news report.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
He's been charged with one count of loitering with intent
to commit a crime, and his bell has been set
at one hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So at some point he gonna get out.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
We have to decide as a society who we keeping
and who we deporting. Okay, this man clearly needs some
form of rehabilitation. But how do you rehabilitate someone for
being the lord of distenterings?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
How do you get someone help for being the Duke
of Dingleberry's. Okay, here's the prince of pout sniffers. Is
there a class you can take for that? I want
doctors to start examining his brain. Now, why is he
wired like this?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
In France they say he likes the smell of oh ds, which, well,
that translates to fragrance of feicis. Okay, Yes, cologne, the cologne, Okay, colone, cologne,
the caling, the colin, the land Coland yes, how do
you rehabilitate a man for that? Okay, you don't. This
(03:57):
is a different type of crack addiction, all right. There's
plenty rehabs for fried cocaine, but there's no rehab for
Colonel crack with, So I really don't know what you
do with this person other than maybe try the mirror
effect Law forty four and forty eight power disarm and
infuriate with the mirror effect. Okay, it's what Gavin Newsmith
is currently doing the Trump. You can neutralize an opponent's
(04:17):
impact by doing what they do.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So maybe law.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Enforcement needs the highest some of those freaking ass inmates
just start coming up behind Colise while he's locked up
and have them sniff his musty muffler. Okay, how would
you like it when someone got their nose in your
funk trunk? Okay, it's all funny games until people are
sticking their nose in your business.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And by business, I.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Mean your fecal fragrance factory aka Yo Bookie, please give
Kalie crowded the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh no, you are the dog.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Of the day, the doge of.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The day, yee hey dookey, And it's funny like bro yo.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
People don't really understand, like people will be sleeping on
the hilarity of that word dookey.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Dokey is crazy telling somebody they smell like dookie.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Is like dang, yes, oh my god, ya, dookie is
a different stench.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And what was that accent? That was not French or
you sounded like he was trying to be African. But
that's only because I had just finished watching Family. If
you Ghana, I was.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
No, because that was far from French.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm like, how you going straight to Ghuna? This man
is French? That's crazy. All right, Well, thank you for that.
Donkey the day, Oh the US, Oh, the US, the US.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
All right, now, let's open up the phone lines eight
hundred five eight five one five one.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
This morning during Front Page News, we talked about Trump
sending out the National Guard to different cities, right, and
we were talking about data, and we were talking about feeling.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And I was asking a question. I was, can you know,
you know what matters more data are feelings? Because the
data says that crime was dropping in DC. The data
says crime has been dropping in Baltimore. Murders are significantly
down in Baltimore according to the data. But then you
talk to some people on the street and they'd be like, no,
things are bad here, right, right, So what matters more
(06:20):
feelings of data?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
And the same thing with here in New York City.
They say crime is bad, but you hear about like
five people got no crime is down, rights, the crime
is bad, crime is down. But here in New York City,
five people got shot over the weekend. And then we
hear about that deadly club shooting a couple.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Of days ago.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Then there was a shooting in Times Square. It seems
like it's not down. I don't know where the data
doesn't feel right because here it doesn't feel safe.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, and data is never going to work for people
if they don't feel it.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
You know, data only works when you actually feel it,
like you can tell people like, like I said earlier,
you can be five hundred pounds and lose two hundred,
but you're still fat.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're still big. It's still obst Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
So eight hundred five eight five one five one.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I just got in trouble with a fat girl. What,
oh yeah, you did. That's what I'm saying. Stop using
communities for metaphors. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Would you want Trump to send the National Guard to
your city to clean your city?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Y'up? No, that is the question.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Eight hundred five eight five one five one. A lot
of people feel like, yeah, my city's fed up. We
need to clean it up. There's too much crime. They're
stolen cars, they're running in people's houses. There's too many robberies.
I can't go to the local pharmacy because everything's behind
a box or a glass, and I gotta find somebody
in the front to open up.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
The glass just to get deodorant.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
So we're asking eight hundred five eight five, one oh
five one would you want Trump to send the National Guard.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
To your city? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the bull, you get the horns.
With the donkey. It's time the donkey around here. Yes,
you are a donkey. What the hell?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What the hell is more than you need?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You some donkey? Today's just saw themselves. Oh man, Charlamagne,
who are you giving donkey to? Big Tillnam?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well Rob for nine donkey today from Monday, August twenty fifth,
go to a thirty eight year old California man named
Calise Karen Crowded. Now you might remember that name because
I just gave him Donkey of the Day a couple
of weeks ago for being a serial sniffer seats. Okay,
by the way, when I say sneak seats, I mean
actual asses. Okay, buttocks, the butt behind rear, in the
(00:48):
backside the dodo maker. See the reason I'm scretching that
is because y'all get online and say.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Charlamagne, I know you not talking. You sniffed someone's seat. Yes,
I did, an actual seat, Okay. Jennifer Lopez came to
the break club once, way, way, way way way back.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
In the day and I sniffed the chair she was
sitting in.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
And people think that's the same as Kalise Karen Crowder
walking up behind women and sticking his nose in cheek
fil at on a Sunday. You think that's the same
thing until you realize doctor Wumah and Jennifer Lopez sat
in that chair on the same day. But let's stick
to the matter at hand. Stick to let's stick to
this exactly. Let's stick to the mat at red hand. Okay,
Kalise Crowder, all right, the but but sniff and bandit
(01:25):
has once again been arrested for smelling that rump rose
that was cooking in the oven. Okay, this man was
arrested for the same crime less than a month ago.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go
to ABC seven Eye Witness News for the report.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Police to a disturbing story of a registered sex offender
who has been arrested again. He made headlines for sniffing
women in the past. Thirty eight year old Kalise Crowder
was re arrested Wednesday after reports of yet another sniffing
incident at a Walgreens and burbank. This is video of
prior incidents. You can see him coming up behind that woman.
(01:58):
Crowder was already on parole and has a documented history
of similar arrests for lude conduct in both Glendale and
Burbank dating back to twenty twenty one. Crowder has been
charged with a felony and is now being held without bail.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
This man was allegedly caught inhaling the aroma of anus. Again, okay,
this man allegedly was sniffing a woman's bunkie at a
Walgreens and Burbank. And then this man got arrested for
the exact same thing on July twenty second. He was
in nostrums, indulging in the fragrance of dukie and gabana
like brown light brown too. By the way, Okay, what's
(02:33):
funny about this story is the way police describe it. Okay,
they say, while in the woman's section, the suspect was
observed following a female customer, crouching near her and engaging
in lude behavior by.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Inappropriately sniffing her buttocks.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Now, I could be wrong, but is there an appropriate
way to do it that I don't know about. I
don't think there is an appropriate way to walk up
the women in the department store and sniff their cake factory. Now,
he's already a registered sex offender with a documented history
of lord arrest for lud conduct dating back to twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You just heard that in the news report.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
He's been charged with one count of loitering with intent
to commit a crime, and his bell has been set
at one hundred grand.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So at some point he gonna get out.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
We have to decide as a society who we keeping
and who we deporting. Okay, this man clearly needs some
form of rehabilitation. But how do you rehabilitate someone for
being the lord of distenterings?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
How do you get someone help for being the Duke
of Dingleberry's. Okay, here's the prince of pout sniffers. Is
there a class you can take for that? I want
doctors to start examining his brain. Now, why is he
wired like this?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
In France they say he likes the smell of oh ds, which, well,
that translates to fragrance of feicis. Okay, Yes, cologne, the cologne, Okay, colone, cologne,
the caling, the colin, the land Coland yes, how do
you rehabilitate a man for that? Okay, you don't. This
(03:57):
is a different type of crack addiction, all right. There's
plenty rehabs for fried cocaine, but there's no rehab for
Colonel crack with, So I really don't know what you
do with this person other than maybe try the mirror
effect Law forty four and forty eight power disarm and
infuriate with the mirror effect. Okay, it's what Gavin Newsmith
is currently doing the Trump. You can neutralize an opponent's
(04:17):
impact by doing what they do.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So maybe law.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Enforcement needs the highest some of those freaking ass inmates
just start coming up behind Colise while he's locked up
and have them sniff his musty muffler. Okay, how would
you like it when someone got their nose in your
funk trunk? Okay, it's all funny games until people are
sticking their nose in your business.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And by business, I.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Mean your fecal fragrance factory aka Yo Bookie, please give
Kalie crowded the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh no, you are the dog.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Of the day, the doge of.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The day, yee hey dookey, And it's funny like bro yo.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
People don't really understand, like people will be sleeping on
the hilarity of that word dookey.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Dokey is crazy telling somebody they smell like dookie.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Is like dang, yes, oh my god, ya, dookie is
a different stench.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And what was that accent? That was not French or
you sounded like he was trying to be African. But
that's only because I had just finished watching Family. If
you Ghana, I was.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
No, because that was far from French.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm like, how you going straight to Ghuna? This man
is French? That's crazy. All right, Well, thank you for that.
Donkey the day, Oh the US, Oh, the US, the US.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
All right, now, let's open up the phone lines eight
hundred five eight five one five one.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
This morning during Front Page News, we talked about Trump
sending out the National Guard to different cities, right, and
we were talking about data, and we were talking about feeling.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And I was asking a question. I was, can you know,
you know what matters more data are feelings? Because the
data says that crime was dropping in DC. The data
says crime has been dropping in Baltimore. Murders are significantly
down in Baltimore according to the data. But then you
talk to some people on the street and they'd be like, no,
things are bad here, right, right, So what matters more
(06:20):
feelings of data?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
And the same thing with here in New York City.
They say crime is bad, but you hear about like
five people got no crime is down, rights, the crime
is bad, crime is down. But here in New York City,
five people got shot over the weekend. And then we
hear about that deadly club shooting a couple.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Of days ago.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Then there was a shooting in Times Square. It seems
like it's not down. I don't know where the data
doesn't feel right because here it doesn't feel safe.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, and data is never going to work for people
if they don't feel it.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
You know, data only works when you actually feel it,
like you can tell people like, like I said earlier,
you can be five hundred pounds and lose two hundred,
but you're still fat.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're still big. It's still obst Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
So eight hundred five eight five one five one.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I just got in trouble with a fat girl. What,
oh yeah, you did. That's what I'm saying. Stop using
communities for metaphors. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Would you want Trump to send the National Guard to
your city to clean your city?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Y'up? No, that is the question.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Eight hundred five eight five one five one. A lot
of people feel like, yeah, my city's fed up. We
need to clean it up. There's too much crime. They're
stolen cars, they're running in people's houses. There's too many robberies.
I can't go to the local pharmacy because everything's behind
a box or a glass, and I gotta find somebody
in the front to open up.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
The glass just to get deodorant.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
So we're asking eight hundred five eight five, one oh
five one would you want Trump to send the National Guard.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
To your city? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael to Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you're
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the bull, you get the horns.
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