August 31, 2023 • 6 mins
UK Man Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With A Cow
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Damn hegged, he hogged.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making new people do these days.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me
off guard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Damn Charlamagne who got the donkey out to day today?
Donkey Today for Thursday, August thirty first goes to a
human named Liam Brown. Now, I want to start this
Donkey today by saying, my fellow earthlings, it is the time.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's time that we need to bring shame back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, we need to bring back shame, or should I
say we need to bring back shaming?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
All right? Public shaming? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There are those of us who still publicly and privately
shame of circle.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
But we have gotten away from shaming folks, right. We
don't know, you know, we don't.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Know if we want to shame people anymore, because people
are sensitive and you end up getting backlashed for publicly
shaming someone for something they shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's the crazy part. Folks be out here doing the wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Thing and we can't shame them for doing the wrong thing.
We have to have him for their foolishness. Strange times
that we live in. But I say it's over for
all that when certain things happen and those certain things
are proven to be true, and folks need to get shamed.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Not earlier this year, I had high cholesterol, but that's stating.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And baby asp in the day, along with a lot
more exercise than the healthy dyet, got my cholesterol profile
excellent and well below gold dropping a clothes bombs from me. Okay, Now,
one thing I cut from my diet is red meat.
Ben cut fried foods out of my diet, but red
meat was something that I was still holding on to.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
When the doctor told me let it go, I let
it go.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
The Chick fil a Cow would be proud of me
because not only do I eat more chicken, I don't
do dairy either, because Jess and I got a dermatologist
named doctor Natasha Sansi, and she forbid us from eating dairy.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
That's why our melanin glows the way it does.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, well, Liam Brown, he disagrees with us not taking
advantage of cows. Liam Brown wants us to love cows
the way he loves cows.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You know who in this room loves beef? Ras your
hand that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You think you love beef as much as Liam all right,
I don't think y'all do, because the way Neam loves
cows is nasty.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Liam was found guilty of sexual penetration with a living
animal and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal, which
makes me wonder did he use a condo? Okay, having
unprotected sex on a protected animal should be a felony.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
All right. Liam is twenty five years old and he
was caught having.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sex with a cow after a suspicious farmer set up
cameras to catch his ass. The farmer felt like his
cows were being abused and targeted, but he didn't realize
how deep that abuse was until he set up a
CCTV and an alarm, and that's when he caught Liam
sneaking onto the farm and boarding the beef bus.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
All right, how you gonna do a hot beef injection
into some actual beef?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Liam, I'm from the country, so I've heard a cow tipping,
but giving tips to the cow was nuts. And Liam
can't deny it because the new surveillance system caught his
ass on camera plus a sample of DNA.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
All right, don't tell me not.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The King shame a man who probably uses pickup lines
like ducks cold quack cow's go move, let me stick
it in and yo go all right, this man Liam.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Had the nerve to cry and caught what you're crying for? Liam?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
How because you feel stupid because you went to the
Urban Dictionary and didn't read what the definition for a
sex cow actually was. Now, a sex cow, according to
the Urban Dictionary, is not a cow at all. Okay,
it's not a cow you have sex with. A sex cow,
according to the Urban Dictionary, is a fat girl you
keep around just to have sex with, used in a
sentence after giving me a BJ and my sex cow
(03:29):
and I almost broke my bed. Are y'all ready to
start shaming people yet? Okay, we should shame whoever is
behind Urban Dictionary for calling fat women sex cows.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
All right? Now, I know the chick fil a cow
wants us to eat more chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But clearly Liam has never been a wingman, all right,
nor thigh man our brust man.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
All right. This fool likes beef, and I bet you
he was a vegetarian. All right.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He don't want to eat cow, but he'll put his
plant based penis in one quickly. Now, Jess Hilarius is here, Okay, Jess,
it's corny dad joke time.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, all right, I'm not at all.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I just.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I just need your voice because just from Baltimore, and
there's nothing I love more than a Baltimore accent. And
I think her Baltimore accent is perfect for this today. Now,
just I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions and
I just want you to answer them.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, the farmer caught Liam Brown on camera having sex
with his cow. Some would say that being he's being
that he's on camera, him and the cow made of what.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Move?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Okay, I got a couple more like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I like that one.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I like I like that one. I like that one
Liam Brown. Okay, when Liam Brown had sex though, Okay,
Liam Brown went on his farm to make what on
the cows? What moves? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well, if Liam Brown had sex with the cows, I
hope he at least tried to set to what the mood.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Nobody's laughing. Nobody's laughing.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Nobody is laughing.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
It's not funny.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I hate this move, and it's literally because.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Of my accent.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's a clown.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The morrow of the story is stay away. From red me.
All right, please give Liam Brown the biggest he hawed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, he was.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Probably crying any more because he was separated from his lover.
He had to go to jail. He was in love
with that cow had some some some goods.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You know. Oh my god, it's so we might have
wanted to have a family.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's not listen. You know what listen cows are I know,
they just hate us.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's like if we y'all not killing this, y'all ravens
like you. It's like, yo, what is happening on? How
do you ski on a cow?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
All right, oh my god, Well that's light in the moon.
All right, well peace b e t we'll see out
the moment, I will see all.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The donkey today is brought to you by the law
office of Michael s lam Andsoft.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Don't be a donkey. Dot pound two fifty on your
cell and say the bull.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two
five oz from your cell and say the bull.
Damn hegged, he hogged.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
not making new people do these days.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me
off guard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Damn Charlamagne who got the donkey out to day today?
Donkey Today for Thursday, August thirty first goes to a
human named Liam Brown. Now, I want to start this
Donkey today by saying, my fellow earthlings, it is the time.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's time that we need to bring shame back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, we need to bring back shame, or should I
say we need to bring back shaming?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
All right? Public shaming? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There are those of us who still publicly and privately
shame of circle.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
But we have gotten away from shaming folks, right. We
don't know, you know, we don't.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Know if we want to shame people anymore, because people
are sensitive and you end up getting backlashed for publicly
shaming someone for something they shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's the crazy part. Folks be out here doing the wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Thing and we can't shame them for doing the wrong thing.
We have to have him for their foolishness. Strange times
that we live in. But I say it's over for
all that when certain things happen and those certain things
are proven to be true, and folks need to get shamed.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Not earlier this year, I had high cholesterol, but that's stating.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And baby asp in the day, along with a lot
more exercise than the healthy dyet, got my cholesterol profile
excellent and well below gold dropping a clothes bombs from me. Okay, Now,
one thing I cut from my diet is red meat.
Ben cut fried foods out of my diet, but red
meat was something that I was still holding on to.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
When the doctor told me let it go, I let
it go.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
The Chick fil a Cow would be proud of me
because not only do I eat more chicken, I don't
do dairy either, because Jess and I got a dermatologist
named doctor Natasha Sansi, and she forbid us from eating dairy.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
That's why our melanin glows the way it does.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, well, Liam Brown, he disagrees with us not taking
advantage of cows. Liam Brown wants us to love cows
the way he loves cows.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You know who in this room loves beef? Ras your
hand that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You think you love beef as much as Liam all right,
I don't think y'all do, because the way Neam loves
cows is nasty.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Liam was found guilty of sexual penetration with a living
animal and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal, which
makes me wonder did he use a condo? Okay, having
unprotected sex on a protected animal should be a felony.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
All right. Liam is twenty five years old and he
was caught having.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sex with a cow after a suspicious farmer set up
cameras to catch his ass. The farmer felt like his
cows were being abused and targeted, but he didn't realize
how deep that abuse was until he set up a
CCTV and an alarm, and that's when he caught Liam
sneaking onto the farm and boarding the beef bus.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
All right, how you gonna do a hot beef injection
into some actual beef?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Liam, I'm from the country, so I've heard a cow tipping,
but giving tips to the cow was nuts. And Liam
can't deny it because the new surveillance system caught his
ass on camera plus a sample of DNA.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
All right, don't tell me not.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The King shame a man who probably uses pickup lines
like ducks cold quack cow's go move, let me stick
it in and yo go all right, this man Liam.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Had the nerve to cry and caught what you're crying for? Liam?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
How because you feel stupid because you went to the
Urban Dictionary and didn't read what the definition for a
sex cow actually was. Now, a sex cow, according to
the Urban Dictionary, is not a cow at all. Okay,
it's not a cow you have sex with. A sex cow,
according to the Urban Dictionary, is a fat girl you
keep around just to have sex with, used in a
sentence after giving me a BJ and my sex cow
(03:29):
and I almost broke my bed. Are y'all ready to
start shaming people yet? Okay, we should shame whoever is
behind Urban Dictionary for calling fat women sex cows.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
All right? Now, I know the chick fil a cow
wants us to eat more chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But clearly Liam has never been a wingman, all right,
nor thigh man our brust man.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
All right. This fool likes beef, and I bet you
he was a vegetarian. All right.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He don't want to eat cow, but he'll put his
plant based penis in one quickly. Now, Jess Hilarius is here, Okay, Jess,
it's corny dad joke time.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, all right, I'm not at all.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I just.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I just need your voice because just from Baltimore, and
there's nothing I love more than a Baltimore accent. And
I think her Baltimore accent is perfect for this today. Now,
just I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions and
I just want you to answer them.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, the farmer caught Liam Brown on camera having sex
with his cow. Some would say that being he's being
that he's on camera, him and the cow made of what.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Move?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Okay, I got a couple more like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I like that one.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I like I like that one. I like that one
Liam Brown. Okay, when Liam Brown had sex though, Okay,
Liam Brown went on his farm to make what on
the cows? What moves? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well, if Liam Brown had sex with the cows, I
hope he at least tried to set to what the mood.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Nobody's laughing. Nobody's laughing.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Nobody is laughing.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
It's not funny.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I hate this move, and it's literally because.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Of my accent.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's a clown.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The morrow of the story is stay away. From red me.
All right, please give Liam Brown the biggest he hawed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, he was.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Probably crying any more because he was separated from his lover.
He had to go to jail. He was in love
with that cow had some some some goods.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You know. Oh my god, it's so we might have
wanted to have a family.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's not listen. You know what listen cows are I know,
they just hate us.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's like if we y'all not killing this, y'all ravens
like you. It's like, yo, what is happening on? How
do you ski on a cow?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
All right, oh my god, Well that's light in the moon.
All right, well peace b e t we'll see out
the moment, I will see all.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The donkey today is brought to you by the law
office of Michael s lam Andsoft.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Don't be a donkey. Dot pound two fifty on your
cell and say the bull.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two
five oz from your cell and say the bull.
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