DONKEY: Woman Strikes Multiple Vehicles After ‘Hearing The Voice Of God’

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a woman who struck multiple vehicles after claiming she heard the voice of God. Listen for more!

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FM

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donkey up to day. Damn he hogged. It's time for
Donkey of the King. I'm trying to be donkey today.
No more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did.
I'm not making these people do these days.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
off guard.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Damn solam Man. The donkey out to day today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes, Donkey Today for Thursday, July tenth goes to a
woman named Trista, lawson of Saint Louis, Missouri. Today's donkey
is just another reminder that no matter how hard we try,
we just simply can't avoid crazy. Okay, I don't know
about y'all, but the reason I go with therapy, the
reason I meditate, the reason you will catch me walking
around badfoot in my yard hugging a tree, is so

(00:42):
I don't go crazy. But the only person's crazy on
this planet I can control is mine. Okay, You're crazy
is your responsibility, and that is what's scary about the
world we live in because crazy is all around us
and it's absolutely nothing we can do about it. There's
absolutely nothing we can do about other people's crazy. Okay,
other people's crazy can be activated at any time. People

(01:03):
got their own issues and pain and hurt that they
project onto others, people on drugs, and they can't wait
to disrupt the peace you have creative for yourself. And
that's exactly what Trista lost and did she disrupted other
people's peace?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Would you like to know how? Let's go to Senna
Daily Times for the report. Please.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
A thirty six year old woman is facing multiple charges
after she admitted Tuesday to driving more than one hundred
miles per hour near Bellefont and striking multiple vehicles after
hearing the voice of God. Trista Lawson of Saint Louis
is facing ten charges, all misdemeanors and summary offenses that
ranged from reckless driving to drug related offenses to accidents
involving damage. She was unable to post twenty five thousand

(01:43):
dollars bail Tuesday afternoon and was taken into custody at
the Center County Correctional Facility.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Run that back to me one time, Ray, I want
to hear the first part again. Run that back to
me one time please.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
A thirty six year old woman is facing multiple charges
after she admitted tuesday to driving more than one hundred
miles per hour. Near Belfa and striking multiple vehicles after
hearing the voice of God, stop right Crystal.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Stop right there, stop right there, stop right there. God
put this on my heart to say this morning. I
don't know who needed to hear this, but stop blaming
God for your foolishness.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
God is not telling you to do anything stupid. That's
not how that works, all right. First Corinthians fourteen thirty
three says God is not the author of confusion, which
means God is not the saucer chaos. God is not
the sauce of disorder. God is not the reason you
lack clarity.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
God's nature is one of peace and order. True understanding
comes from God. Okay, you made a poor choice and
decided to hit the gas, do one hundred miles per
hour and a master to sedan and crash in the
back of a pickup truck. By the way, I hope
you had insurance because I want the person who you
hit in the back to get paid.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay. I got rear ended a few weeks ago when
I was.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
At a complete stop and that person was doing about
forty five fifty Okay. This happened on June sixth and
my neck hurt that night and didn't hurt again until
July fifth.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, so I know whoever you hit.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Trista doing one hundred miles per hour from the back
is an absolute agony today. Okay, you caused that, Trista
because of your poor choices. Talking about it was the
voice of God. You was listening to God. Let me
remind you he beens or something. M Satan has the
kingdom too Ogain. You always want to give God the

(03:26):
credit for things he has nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
To do with. Talking about you hurt the voice of God.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
That was Lucifer, Okay, the devil Damien, the prince of darkness,
Satan himself, and you didn't have enough God in you
to tell Satan get behind thee. See the reason y'all
be scared to tell Satan to get behind thee is
because you don't know what he's gonna do when he's
back there.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Take that. Take that, Take that now.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm telling you, Trista. Okay, I'm telling you right now, Tristan.
You said it was God. I said it was Satan.
But it was probably a perk forty Okay, maybe cocaine
are some that fentanyl which you're using some of that
fenty beauty to pot of your nose.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Either way, it's all the devil. Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
When I saw this story and I read it, first
thing I thought to myself was stop stop blaming God
for your poor choices. And I kept reading to find
out where was the drug use? And look and behold,
that's exactly what I found.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Tristan was jailed on charges of accidents involving occupied vehicles
are buildings, as well as drug related charges.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I repeat drug related charges. Okay. I knew there had
to be drugs involved, because if you.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Rear in somebody at one hundred miles per hour and
live to talk about it, I know you would probably give.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
God all that glory.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
But sometimes it's been perks that saved your life because
opioids reduced the transmission of pain messages to the brain,
so when you effed up out of your mind, you.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Don't feel no pain. Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I got into a wreck one time back in the day,
wrap myself around a damn tree doing about seventy miles
per hour in Monks Corner, South Carolina, and the doctor said,
and I quote, the only reason he isn't dead is
because he so drunk that the impact of the crash
didn't kill him.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so I flew out
the back of the van.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's what I think happened with Tristan, and that's why
we are here gathered today, so I can simply tell
you stop saying God told you to do things. Okay,
got people out here convinced you high on God when
you know you just high on drugs. Please give Trista
Lawson the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh no, you are the dog.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Of the day, the dogee all the day, and.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
You wonder why Jesus ain't come back yet.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Three things, Okay, it's a perk thirty. I've never even
known or heard of a perk.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Forty higher than the thirty.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
No, it's thirty.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
And then I believe what you said used to be
What did you say? Did you say?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Second thing?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Who told you the devil was gay?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Too?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Three?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
How did you fly out the back of the van?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
You know how you fly out the back?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You were driving.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
If you were.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Injected on the car, you would have flew through the
window out the back. You was backing up. You know
I was driving.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
I was driving and I went up in hill going
up going down gill Yard Road, second line, and I
was drunk and I went up in hill and I
went up in the air and I hit and it
wrapped around.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
And you flew back.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, does everything crash anything right? Because I'm like, he
even crash?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Gay?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
How did you do that? You crashed and crashed into something?
You go out the front.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Because I was ejective from the carson, but I went
off the wind ship, go back things back.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Going out the back wouldn't make you gay going in
the backwood.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
But that's how you got How did you how you
come out with anyway?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
You gotta go in to come out. So you already
went in the bat that come out the back. But
I went in the front.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
So technically see that's a good point though, because technically
by going to the front, that's your mouth.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
But if oh, you went to this whole, they digested them.
She said, how do you crash? Get ye? All right?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Thanks for that dog in the day, Just fix my
mess eight undrink five and five one on five one.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's the Breakfast Welcome.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
The Breakfast Club.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney,
Michael the Bull lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you
ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com. That's
Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the bull, you get the horns.