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Speaker 3 (00:52):
Wake that ass up in.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
The morning, Breakfast Club Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
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is feeling in.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We got a special guest in the.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Building fresh from the McGreal. It was awesome. L it
was awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
It looks like he was there.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, I do both. I did the perto Rican Parade
and there.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Together.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, how you feeling Gary good?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
You know we had fifty in up here, he said,
He turned out, he turned, he turned it. He performed
the mc rally and he offer him three million dollars,
he said, he turned it down.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I would have performed. I just asked for forgiveness. Who
you went on before after Tony It doesn't matter what
did you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Think of Tony shows? He thought it was too much
or you just thought he's being a comedian.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Uh no, I thought for that job. It's like it's
like it's like when you do a corporate show or
or college you ask ahead of time what's cool. So
they knew what he was gonna do to stop backing
like the they were shocked. They knew it. That's what
he does too. So for his audience that played, but
for people that don't know him, and you got to
(02:07):
think about it like it's not going to hurt him
like we like to think it is, But it's only
probably boosted his ticket sales because the people that are
offended were never going to pay to see him anyways.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Sure, so it's almost like when you get.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Internet trolls as a comedian, people that get mad at
a joke. They I was like, you were never going
to come see me live anyway, So for him then
it's not going to hurt him.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I've seen him be funnier, and uh it was. It
wasn't even the fact that it wasn't him, It was
the campaign you're running. The guy's running for president of
the United States of America. If you know you need
Puerto Ricans right our Latino and you know you need
black voters, you don't put somebody up there in and
sot him.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, and that there was no follow up. It was
just like, yeah, Puerto Ricans trash and I go a
punch line.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I can't wait for the rest. I was like, where
are you going with this? And they just moved on.
I was like, wow, okay, it's like me telling joke.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, I hit his bitch over my house last night.
All right, we think about the election.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
For the rest of the story.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's kind of nasty. I wanted to know you have
a think about teaching a.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Class of how to avoid the police or getting served,
because you did that for a long time and you
need a standing ovation.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Divorce.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, for your divorce. You were they were trying to
serve you for how long?
Speaker 8 (03:21):
That is instantly click because you talk about it all the time.
You didn't know what you're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
He said, being served. You don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Talking about the police said avoid the police.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
He meant processor So we see.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So I was in Mark So March, So, March, April, May, June, July.
It was four months.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Four months.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They were trying to serve you four months and you
died them for four months.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
They almost got me in Colorado Springs.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That was man.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Let me, let me make it down. You were getting
a divorce from your wife. Your your wife was filing
in California.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Where it's fifty to fifty. You were filing for life,
for life.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You were for life, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You were filing in Ohio.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Where we paid taxes and we voted right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So I was doing the legal thing.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Did you even know what to say right now?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, he's still going No.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I mean that's facts.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You just making sure it goes in with the clip.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Here's the thing. The narrative is I filed on Ohio
to avoid paying No, I filed in Ohio because that's
where we voted and paid taxes, and we would have
when we built the house in California. I literally called
my accountant and was like, Yo, I don't want to
pay California taxes. What can I build a house in
California live there? He was like, as long as you
spend less than fifty percent of the year, and you're
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a comedian, so I'm always on the road and I
keep my residency. We keep our residency in Ohio, right,
That's what we did. So it wasn't the money factor.
It was not legally that's where we lived and that's
where we voted. So you had a house in Ohio
and a house in California.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So you knew she was coming for you.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, the processor I found out, how did you avoid
it for four months? Because I heard they were popping
a bunch of shows at the airports.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And yo, I was based.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I was, I was at the based. I remember one
time I was at I was at the I was
at the I was at the Four Seasons in Baltimore,
Maryland for two weeks under Mohammed Shabbaz. They never see
broy They had a they're used to like politicians and celebs,
I guess. So they were taking me up through the
employee elevator and like my door was right there, so
(05:20):
the employee there opens up and my rumors right there.
I had the same brother that brought me my uber eats.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I was just I was tracked with the characterlate too,
like hey, mister Shabba. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Also said that doing your comedy show, you wouldn't stand
at the edge of the stage.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You standing at the back.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I was in the back bro Baltimore. They had like
a hockey plexiglass thing going on at the Baltimore County Factory. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
So I didn't throw stuff, shoot at you shooting shoot, no, no, shoot,
I'm in the crowd.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Comedians ever been shot on stage? Don't put that out
put that out there. But it was kind of like
the COVID era, because I can't believe it's already been
three years, but I would. I had a security guy
with me. He'd always sit in the front, so if
it m I got up, you couldn't come to the stage.
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He'd stop you. So he was like undercover. If I
had it all planned out. One guy. One guy tried
to serve me in Baltimore and said he had a
show and he tried to give my open room Manila
envelope and he was like, yo, we ain't taking it.
And then and then we almost got starting. Coward of
Spring's guy chased me down an alley. I was like
Rickey and Boys in the Hood. I was running, Bro,
I got two guys got fired on my team because
(06:41):
of that night. Why because they let him get to me.
He almost got me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, they was they to block him.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I said, I'm not. You don't have to beat anybody up.
You don't have to fight anybody.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You just have to stop them.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
He walked right and they went like this, and I go, bro.
It was it was Boys in the Hood process server
because I was running like Ricky. And then when I
got a dress room, I was swinging like you. I
remember yelling, I go, you know how much money it's
gonna cost?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Me can serve you by giving it to your open
up Yep.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
If he's working for me, he's an employee of mine. Wow,
then if he gets served, I'm served. Same with kids
that the kids are with you. If they get served,
then you're served.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
That's what I was told. You can serve kids. I
don't believe that now, well, if they're with you, they're
with you. They weren't under eighteen. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And now, how did you serve her? Because you had
to serve her as well. So y'all were playing this game.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, I'm not even it was a big cap and mouse.
I'm not upset about it. I remember I was always
going like, I wonder how this is gonna play out,
Like how am I gonna get caught? Or is she
gonna get caught? Because at one point I was in
West Virginia for two weeks at my boys house, went
to high school with because I knew nobody was gonna
find me there. I was laying low. I was off
the grid, change my sale number, wasn't really using the internet.
(07:54):
You can look at my timeline social media. I was
off social media. We finally got her. I hired a
process server and I said, I want twenty four to
seven surveillance on the house. I gotta get this over with.
And then she hit me with this huge bill and
she wasn't served yet. I said, well, I'm not gonna
pay it till she served. Why did I hire this
lady out of Ohio? Me and her got on a
(08:16):
plane flew into Sacramento, rented a car. We go to
where we used to live in California. We had her
served within an hour. I called the lady. I was like,
how did I get her within an hour? And you've
got twenty four to seven on the house. I said, so,
I'm not paying you this bill. So I mean we
just got lucky. I literally saw pulling out of a
(08:36):
Gris store parking lot. We follow on the highway about
fifteen miles and then she pulled the Panera bread, went
to the drive through and got stuck, went to get
the food.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
You you go.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
She rolled down her window a place or order, and
the lady just popped upbserved.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh wow, y'all good?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Now?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Family wise, though, because I know all of this, it
was like, your kids weren't They didn't want much to
do with you.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
At at one point in time we were talking about it. Yeah,
I saw your son.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah we just reconciled like a month and a half ago,
two months ago, so we're good. It was like everybody says,
you gotta let them process everything and in time they'll
they'll realize mom and dad are adults.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Were not perfect.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
And then he just texted me he needed me. He
needed my advice on something, so he texted me and
then I called him and then we've been talking. Then
I went to California, and then he came to Houston
to see the Twins the New Ones, and then uh, yeah,
we're good.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Now. I thought he was gonna have some fun today. Man,
you know, I wanted to make some Maggige jokes.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, they just took you on a different road.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I am there a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, talk to the next.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Thing I saw it was a family reunion with the twins, and.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I'm like, okay, Anapkin white man cry.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, No, we're cordial about it.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's like every divorced cup I think, well we'll we'll
say something, will argue, but before we hang up, we're laughing,
and you know, like every now and then, I'll I'm
a comedian, so I'll say something on stage and something
like people always ask and people are so emotionally invested,
and then I'll say something like she might send me
a text like I appreciate that, and then I'll be like,
just call me and we'll talk it out. So it's
(10:29):
this is what it is. You know, we're cordial. They're
all black, right right, making doctor Lumar proud. Yeah, but
you yeah, that'd be a good debate.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Everybody, I know, every black guy know that, like the
date white women and every white guy know that, like
the date black women want the debate, Doctor Umar, I.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Don't want debate. You're not because it's it's almost like
Republicans and Democrats. You know what, You're not gonna change
your mind? What is he gonna tell me?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I mean, you love black women, right, So what you
got saying? What you what you gonna say? How did
people being a new father? I like it.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I didn't think I was gonna enjoy it as much,
but I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
How old it?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Fifteen months? So it was after the divorce. People want
to try and do the math after the twins came after.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
The divorce, you know that they were The argument was
that the relationship with her wasn't after the divorce.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
After the divorce doing the game? What's up for? Debate
gets up there?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You took yourself to do.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Okay, all right, what's just coming back? When is she
coming back?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
God?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yes, babies?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
You know what's happy in your new relationship? You know
it does go viral a lot. When you was on
Brilliant Idiots is exactly. You was drinking water just like
that and somebody asked you about me, how long you've
been faithful?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
And you know you did oh yeah, And he was like, Sean,
I'm gonna get you back to cheating this year and
he was like, no, no, gare how long you've been faithful?
I was like, and that was not on purpose. That
just came out.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Said your body wouldn't let you lie like you wouldn't
let me d Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's great. So the new special Broken Family, Yes it's out,
came out last night on YouTube. It's been on Mint
Dot Comedy for about a month that we're pretty good
on their but it's on YouTube now.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
I feel like you're putting it on YouTube is a choice.
And the reason I say that is because even if
it's not Netflix, somebody would pick up a white.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I don't know this.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
He always gets on. Even when I text Charlot Magne.
I texted on my new number, he goes, sorry, don't
take numbers from communis.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I don't have Netflix.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Man, No, I feel like somebody would have gave you
a special. I know you could you've done them on Showtime.
I just feel like you putting it on YouTube with
a choice.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Uh, I don't know if it was definitely, I don't
know if it was a choice.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
It was Uh it was.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I mean it was the one outlet that I had
complete control over. But you know, like the other there's
there's two streamers that passed, but I don't even know
if they watched it.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's the bad part.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
It's just like they just say, no, really, it's a
weird People think I got all these specials out there
and all these networks, and I really don't. The only
people that ever given me specials was be et in Showtime.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Remember the bet one?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Oh I had like five on BT Did you don't
really comic View? When you used to win, they gave
you our specials. Yeah, the first when it used to
be a contest and everybody came on, you kept moving
around around, and then at the end of the season,
four guys would get our specials and then they picked
the host out of those specials. When I first got
on the scene, I was a new, a new young
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white guy. There was only like honest John and Dante
was the two white guys that did come with you
back then, and then so I kept winning my rounds
and then I got an hour special and then they
made me the host. That was the first one, and
then another one on BT and it was in New Orleans,
and they did another one in LA that Uh so
I did. I did three on BT.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Maybe I just never thought of those specials. Maybe I
just like, oh, that's Gary on BT.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
You're probably watching it and flipping the channels back then,
you're not realizing the whole hours him.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But I remember the showtime, when the showtime when I
remember that.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, there's I've had five or six on Showtime.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Why do you think Netflix don't don't mess with you?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, ask them, we do, but they don't give me
an answer.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
That's crazy, though, because I feel like people were really
invested in, like the whole family, like all that stuff
that you had going to.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I want to say, you're also funny. It just would
make sense to me.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
For I think for them, and I might be speaking
out a term here, I think for them, they're almost like,
it's a white guy that has a huge black audience. Now,
if you go to my shows now, there's quite a
few white people that started going. But four audience from
Jump was black, and a lot of people in charge
don't understand it, so they just assume I'm this certain way,
(15:07):
and you know, so I don't. Only I can think
of is like, if they're gonna give a urban quote
black comic especial, we're gonna give it to a black guy.
We're not if the white guy who want him to
feed a different audience than an urban audience. That's the
only I can come up with. And I've been kind
of told that through the grapevine, but I can't confirm it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Have you thought about going bro?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Meaning like you got your podcast right, so you keep
your stand up the way it is, but on your
podcast you just go straight bro straight like Rogan Theo,
Andrew Sho you know, kill Tony.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Oh nah, I'm good where I'm at. No, you know
what I mean? Black black women are like the largest
consumers of stuff. And if you notice in my specials,
I don't really call black women.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Bitches and hoes and shit.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I don't know it comes to somebody, you know, comedians,
they'll be like, yeah, I did bitch a whole bitch.
You know, I don't know why my hand did that.
I feel like I don't go out kind of uplift
black women.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yes, you should, except for one geo you got you
start the special laugh by saying, uh, did the boys
is officially final?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Do you really want? Do you feel like that's a
congratulations or you feel like, uh.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I feel like this special book of family, I can
finally put it to bed. Then I can move on
and even in my new hour that I'm I'm doing
on the road now, it's there's no divorce jokes. It's
just all about the twins, where I'm at in my
life right now and everything else. It's not there's nothing
about the divorce.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
How is that?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
How because you're not you're older dad. Yeah, it's already,
but now you're doing it at fifty.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, how was that? Yeah? I think it's cool. We
got a nanny helps. Nanny's are amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Do you still do the things that you used to?
Gotta take them, take them to whatever?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, we gotta swim, you know, the teacher to swim.
I do all the dad stuff. I like being a dad.
I like being a dad with older kid. You know,
so I'm cool with it. You know, you are a
little older. You go like anytime you go like Jimbree.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Like Grandpa Ways, you start doing the math in your head.
How old will I be when they fifteen.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Colleagues?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It's like if they're athletes. I always say, like I will,
I'll still be around for the draft. I ain't gonna
make the Hall of Fame speaks. Bro, It's gonna be
like I missing my dad.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
The reason I'm here the BT Awards of the We
lost this guy this year up in the clouds.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Talk to me about black girl energy? Man, what is that?
You said it's scary? What are you talking about right now?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Say my special what I say?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Black girl energy? And you talked about how scary it is?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
The question for you?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Give me, give me some contexts.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
You said black girl energy and you said how scary
it is? Not very in a bad way.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
But you're talking about Max.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, yeah, when you when you when you stepped your
new your new booth.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Somehore right now?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You do? Gary, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
How's your real estate going? How's the house is?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Can you explain?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
He flipped the scary question? Not one of Marlon Wayne's towels.
I'm sorry to sweat.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Whe's one of Marlon Way's town Somebody where's one of
Marlon Wayne's towels?
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Always look over here? Can you explain to me?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
This is my first women cry sweat.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Me fanning you and you're saying black girl energy is
is rough?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I did not say it's rough.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
What I say you said it was scary scary.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Explain no, when black women get mad at you was scary.
She's a white dude. It's a white's scary ship.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I wish I really miss yessed.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I like you hire her angry black woman dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
She was on team.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
You make it funny, you know.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
I like that You don't answer that question because it
is something that has to be seen in context.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
It is in context.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
He bring it up.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I'm on the wall.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Let me see you're not even fanning right? Give me
this w that's time you've been to a black church.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Football season? I go, what do you look?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
That's not that's mac millan facial hair. Really literally look
to I go, could have go te you on me? Carry?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
You know he has it hasn't been here a budgets
Who else is? Why don't you get me with Takashi?
That was a good interview. I know what we're gonna put.
We still got room for somewhere. That is a good one.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That was rock.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Why don't you put him next to Tony since he
don't put them in movies? Put Tony in a movie, Chris,
let's change this, Chris put Tony in a movie. But
Chris did put him as a recurring character, and everybody
hates Chris. Oh, I didn't know that he was uncle.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Tony.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Why you mentioned.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Tell us the difference between a Trump supporter and a
Trump thumpersen my.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Dad, Yeah, my dad's a Trump with thump Those are
the ones that Trump can do no wrong. There's Trump
supporters that can be honest, like, look, I'm voting for
him because I think financially it'll be better for me.
I've met those, But the Trump with thumpers is like, like,
they're straight up no Tonal.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That was funny, But if.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Somebody said something about Trump, they'd be like.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Oh, that's that's offensive.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
I kicked the guy out two weeks ago in San Francisco.
It was a Trump dude just started heckling in the
middle on my shelves. I went off on him and
then got kicked out, and I was like, dude, I
wasn't even talking bad about Trump. I was just making
fun of him, you know what I mean me, he
ain't let me get through it. I said, hey, let's
just come it up for a couple of weeks. I go,
I'm not gonna tell you to vote for and he
(21:07):
was like Trump Trump, and he just kept yelling at
with nothing behind it. And then finally I was like, dude,
I just snapped on him a little bit, and then
they got the cliff nose version on the internet. But
then he finally got kicked out. But I was just like, dude,
we're allowed to make fun of your president or your
presidential candidate. That's what that's what we do. Where was
you at with he? Was you San Francisco? All places?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You said your dad's a Trumper's Trump Tump. So how
does your dad meet your your new girl?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh he ain't. I ain't talk you that motherfucker three
and a half years Jesus, Oh you don't talk to
your pops? No, why why do you stop talking to him?
I didn't take him to a Reds game? And he
got mad, straight up, don't take this.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
White people, Yeah, white people are different, Like what we
know exactly what he's talking about.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
That's not gonna make somebody dad not speaking on for
three years fracks.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, will, So you gottaize my dad was very much.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
He was.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
He was, and you don't realize that you're out of
the situation. He was the user, like, be careful your friends,
be careful of people around you. He was the one
that we went out to eat. I'm paying. If we
go to an event, I'm paying. And he came to
a if he came to a special, I gotta fly
him outright. No, he did not raise me. He wasn't around.
(22:25):
My dad was not around growing up. Bro, he was
I saw him maybe.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I saw him.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I saw him once in a while. And then when
I got on TV and stuff, then he came around
right then he wanted to be in the mix right.
And then I in the middle of the divorce and
the process server stuff. I came home to Cincinnati and
I called like two people and was like, look, don't
go on social media. Say nothing. I said, I I
gotta I gotta do something because I was I felt
(22:54):
like Stockholm syndrome. I saidone, go to Red's game. But
I got a sweet because I can't sit in the stands.
I don't want somebody going up, going you want some
peanuts and papers, you know. So I got a sweet.
We only had like seven eight people in the suite.
Everybody was cool. I didn't invite my dad. I never
told him I was going, but I didn't tell him
about I didn't invite him and then uninvite him. I
never told me to find out. One of my uncles went,
(23:16):
so he got a whole uncle. Okay, let me tell
you no, no, nothing that it all happened. I was
already at the game, was inviting nobody. My uncle called
and was like, what are you doing. I was like, dude,
I'm at the Reds game. Where you at? He was downtown.
I was like, dude, because when you get a sweet,
you get sixteen tickets. I said, I'm I'm gonna text
you a couple of seats.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Come stop by.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
He was there for like thirty minutes, but he told
my dad I went to the res game with Gary
or something like that. And then my dad called just
cussed me out, let this voicemail, and then I called
him to like, hey, just are you really met about
a Reds game? And then it just went left. We
just started cussing each other out. And then that's the
last time I talked.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
To him, I'll be mad at you had the uncle.
You had two tickets and you didn't invite me. You
had six gaved uncle twighte to of them.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
He's never listened, he never he never took me the
reds game.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
You get one.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He can take me to nothing.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
You get one father, You get one father. Grandmother has
always raised me. I understand where you're coming from, but
you get one father.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
So what would you do? Lauren? Let me ask you this,
Lauren me all this this. These black grandparents they know everything.
That's what I learned about black geld just now. They
know everything.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Heavy on that.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you and your dad just got germs.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
And you know what I did when I went to
North Carolina my dad and said, hey, dad, you have
a minute. I would love to come by.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And what do you say?
Speaker 6 (24:36):
You know.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
He did?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
He was working.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I reached out.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh, I was like this, You know what es Hilario's
dads were showed up, right, showed up.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
He would have showed up. He would have definitely show
Let me ask you this. You know everything, got one thing.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Now you're gonna go ahead.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
How do you respond?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Let me ask you this?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
How do you respond when you get a First you
get a voicemail from your dad cussing you out, like
straight cussing me out. Yes, and then you get a
text to follow it up, custome out, and then when
you call him he starts to cuss you out again.
All the reskame. At what point do you'd be like?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
What am I doing?
Speaker 8 (25:20):
You got to protect your boundaries. I've gotten all of
the three. But like I told you, I was raised.
You only get my father. So even if I just
shoot him a text sometimes just be like, hey, I'm
thinking about you. Want to let you all love you.
He don't have to respond, And if he does respond,
sometimes he's been blocked in my phone sometimes and can't respond.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
This got an Tyler Perry movie up here.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh my god, my father, that's the name of the movie.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
You only get one daddy.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Your kids have to learn you're not perfect.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Have you seen your father? He's a foreman that black
girl energy? You feel black?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I felt the big time, bro. I stopped sweating.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I got used to it.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
You stop sweating because I showed you how to really
build a face.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You can't just let it go.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
She's gotta take credit for everything. Oh my god, Oh
my god. I'm gonna start get white women. I'm telling
you take me there. I'm gonna take you there driving
and the white woman is crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I wouldn't be the only white guy though on the planet.
Like if I if they got a picture me with
the white women and black poodle, be like sellouts.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
It. I want to sell.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Did you see Tyler Perry's new movie yet?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Know?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Can you show him the scene? Just the scene?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Would you play this character?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I'm just curious what you got.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
A white character.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
By the way, the movies, it's the TV show is
actually really good. It's called Beauty and Black.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
To see my hand.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Oh no, no, no, no no, so he I didn't
hear it. He was loaded to say, come on get it.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
They was arguing and then the guy will out and
then he called the guy's name and he pulled his parents,
and I said, you're gonna be back for this ass.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I might come back for that, laughing.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
You can come back for this.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Like this.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Look, I just kidding. O, my god, who wrote that? Tyler?
There's literally Tyler got a secret sauce man.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I'm telling you, Tyler knows what to put in his
movies and TV shows that make you keep coming back.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Man, I mean the fact that you had on your phone. No,
that's just a ball text me that why you always
kind of out it's only somebody else texting you something.
But I will say it made me watch.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I got to see the rest of the show's Beauty
and Black is it?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Is it gay?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
No? I mean it's gay characters. It's all gay though. No, no, no, gay,
it's gay characters though.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Okay, okay, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
The black girl energy I was talking about earlier was
when your ex wife, your ex wife, you wanted to
sit in front of the plane.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
But oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
that's a true story chat thing. One time we were
flying and I got upgraded and she didn't. And you
know it, when you get upgrade, you get the notification
on your phone. I was like, oh sweet and upgraded
and I was like, oh, she's flying with me. So
(28:27):
I was like, do I tell her? And I was
like just wait. So I waited until we got to
the airport and I was like, oh my god, I
just got up graded. I was like, what are we doing?
And she was like, what do you mean, I go,
Can I sit in the front? Can I think the
flight was only like an hour and a half. I
remember she looked at me, she was like, take your
ass to the front. See what the fuck happened? So
I was like this, yes, I'm sitting in the back.
(28:49):
And then uh, I said, if iut have known my
divorce is gonna end, my Marriag's gonna end a divorce,
I would have I would have sat in the front
that day. But that was that was scary black one y.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
She just had to go to the back. He was
gonna he wasn't gonna go back there with her.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
I asked, I just asked. I sat in the back
with her.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Y'all would do that? What Charla Maine envy? Would you
guys leave your wives and coach and go to first class?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
We leave them and coach and go to first class?
Left them like I was, I've done that before. It depends,
it depends how long it was hour and a half,
and it depends how.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Far what your wives had known before you guys got
to the airport.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Well, you know that's something like that recently happened.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Let me ask you this, Let me ask you this.
I'm sorry I just cut your off because I tell
that story wasn't gonna be very good. So we we
always talked about that, and said, you gotta realize we
were together so long, we flew so many flights together.
So I'll give you another instances. Obviously you think you're
trying to get me on all this ship. I can
already tell. But one time she was pregnant, right, and
(29:54):
I got upgraded and she didn't, so I said, well,
let's have some fun with this one. So I'm in first.
And when she got on the plane, I was like, ma'am.
I said, oh my god, I would feel awful if
you're preying like that. And I'm in first, take my seat.
And then she sat in the front and I went
in the back.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, the big belly.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
And then I remember the flight tendant goes anything he wants,
he gets, so of course she's pregnant. I put her
in the front and I said, in the back. Another instance,
since because I fly every week, so another instance was
we got I got it, I got to upgrade it.
(30:32):
And but I said, okay, it was a long flight,
so we're gonna sit together. I said, but let's let's
not say anything. Let's board, and we'll ask the person
and coach if they want to switch. But we're not
gonna tell him Whatt's coach the first Let's just see
if they're cool. So I'm not lying, and I hate
to bring race in to it, but it gives context
of the story. White lady in the window, young black
kid in the aisle. I asked he when the white
(30:53):
lady first? Is I like the window? And I said
you might switch the seats and she was like no
and kept looking out the window, wouldn't say nothing. I
had young black kid, I said, I mean, you know,
switch to see. He goes, I don't care. He asked
where he was going. I gave my ticket. He got
about three rolls up.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
He goes, hey, hey man, this is first.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
This is first.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I said, I know.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
The way it looked over, I was like, I asked
you first. And then that kid was so cool that
he came back in the middle of flight. He goes, hey, man,
are giving us lunch? You at anything to eat?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Then we got off the plane and he waited for
me to say thank you again because he never flew
first class before.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I I bettioned.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
The kid was nineteen twenty years old. Wow, and then
we end up walking the bagg of his claymed bs
in the whole time and stuff. So it was cool.
It was a good interaction.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
I do wonder how you learned to love black people
the way that you do, be it that your father was.
I mean you you openly say.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
He's a he was racist. He's a functional bigot. Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I don't think he realizes the stuff he says and does.
But I don't think he just out and out hates
black people as a as aquad just don't think black
people are as well or come into his house to
hang out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
He likes black people like over there, he likes to
root like degregation.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yeah it's crazy, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't think you realized so much if your dad,
That's what I mean, Like, like, yeah, how did that?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Hell no? Not probably the military. Military. My first bunk mate,
his name was Copera Washington from South Carolina. Yeah, facts,
and then uh, you know, you got to rely on
each other and you're all making the same amount of
money everybody. So it's just when you get to the military.
I just I gravitated because I liked playing basketball, and
nothing will make a white guy want to hang around
(32:39):
black people more than just hit a shot or dunk
a ball and their brothers go ah ship dam yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Like that's like if you can dance too.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Oh my god, you mean you raising up? Yeah? You
go out with them one night and you hit one move,
got rhythm? I mean yeah, I've been I've been black
girls for a long time. Can't be coming like this,
Look Tyrese. Black men cried, white man, Fuck, how was
(33:12):
your mom? I don't talk to her either. God right,
it's bad.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
I know.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Ye don't talk to my mom. And I ain't tell
my mom in like eight years. Why just when my
brother died, when my brother had the hair and overdose, Uh,
she we wanted. I wanted to try to get custody
of his daughter. And then that it was it was
just ugly, ugly custody battle and that kind of ended
it for custody. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to fight her.
(33:42):
I just said I knew it was gonna be bad,
because you got to realize, Mike, I got one one
brother died of a hair and overdose. The other brother,
they found him in a parking lot half beaten to death.
So he's like, uh, he's like the brain of a
four year old right now, and that that was drug
related because he was he was doing drugs and selling
drugs and and then it caught up to him, like
it's clearly the people he stole from got him and
(34:05):
we knew it was coming. And he was living at
home with my mom and stepdad. So when my brother died,
I was like, I knew what he was doing. So
I was like, I didn't want to come back because
I wouldn't allow him at my house, like they couldn't
even I said, you can't get my address because I
don't want to be in there with some family function.
And now people want to retaliate on him, so h
(34:25):
I just thought for my brother's daughter, I was like,
we're a better option.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
And it just got it.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
It was such an ugly custody thing. And then I'm
not going to get into it, but it was like
different threats made and stuff. So I was just like,
we got we gotta fall back.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah, you could have been a rapper. Facts damn. Yeah,
how did you escape? Like how did you get on
the right path? Like how did you escape?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
They kept me sane that is, no, I just got
out again. I don't bleep it all the time. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
I don't think I need to bleep that just the case.
But no, I think it's just gonna say black breath.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I think when you're raised in dysfunction and raised like that,
you got two ways to go. You can either a
lot of guys fall into that like they do drugs
and everything else. And my thing was like, I want
to be as far away from that as possible. So
when I joined the military, I just I said, man,
I remember when I join. I said, how soon can
I leave? How soon can I leave? And so I
(35:34):
was seventeen when I left, Like I graduate high school,
I was out like shortly after graduation.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I was in the Navy.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
So I was just like, it's almost like I didn't
know where I wanted to go. I just know where
I didn't want to be. I don't want to be
stuck in that trailer parking stuff. So I was just like,
I'm out, and I know I just never really went back.
I just And then you get older and you realize, oh,
this is uh, you fell out of place. When you
go home doesn't feel like home. You feel like I
(36:00):
was raising this because I think the last thing I
said to my stepdad obviously, you try to reconcile. My
brother died, but before that, I wasn't really talking to
him a lot. And I said, because he's always put
me down to making fun of me. And I think
the last I remember, the last thing I said to
him was we had some family function or something and
I got my cousins and we're cutting up, we're laughing.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
He walked in, he goes, people pay.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
To hear you tell jokes like that. You tell jokes
like that and people pay because he's a real negative dude.
And I just remember looked at him, I go millions
and walked out the door. That's a Tyler Perry was committing.
Tyler Perry sah millions walked out the door. That was
the last talk to him. And then my brother. Obviously
he tried to reconcile, but then that didn't work out.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
You know what they say, tragedy is the mirror image
of a comedy.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Because like I remember when Chris Tucker hit on Friday.
I remember he was saying, like it's some interview because hey,
I'm having a hard time doing stand up because like
all my jokes about being broken with my mom. He goes, now,
I got some money. Nothing, there's nothing funny, but I
have money, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess
there's a lot to unpacked in my past.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
M hm damn.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Like real life, like when you're not being the comedian,
Like what do you do to kind of sense you?
Like just be Okay? You got a lot that you
cried that you kind of compartmentized.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I don't know about crying, bro.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I understand you.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
You're been saying you cry a whole interview.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, I cry in my car by myself. I don't
really I'm not gonna cry.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
On Breakfast Club Left time. You cried? You trying to
get me? I don't know, you know you.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I cried my car like a song will come on
hit Like if they had a hitting care on my car,
they'd be like gods, like a range of emotion.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
That it's been a long time record with that wouldn't
get you.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, No, I didn't give me a lot. That one
doesn't give me a lot. I tell you there's a
good one.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Uh uh.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Chris Stapleton and Pink they got a couple of songs there.
One is called just say I'm sorry. Oh, one gets
me because it's it really is like what you just
go back to. It's that easy, even if you know
you're not right, just say you're sorry. You know what
I mean? And that's that's what I had to do
with when when I reconcile my son, I was just like, listen,
I don't know, we got a lot to unpacked, I said,
but I didn't handle everything perfect. But I'm just apologizing.
(38:23):
I don't know what you've heard, but we was able
to talk about everything. I was just like, dude, that
was that was my bad about your ex wife. If
you apologize her, yeah, I apologize for the infidelities and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
So yeah, apologize. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Look, I'm sorry. Huh.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I'm saying publicly just I just did, but not in private.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
You know, I told her, so he didn't get me
a cry? Bro? Why you got all them? Is that
for all your kids? Did I know that?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Is it sperm?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
It looks like.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
It does look like.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Does like worms? You got spurm worms and special broken family?
You have streaming on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Stream on YouTube? Why should people watch you games? It's
just it's good it's funny. It's just funny. We try
to overthink things with stand up and it's just funny.
And I got when I filmed this, I did. I
did this special on Friday and then a different one
on Saturday. So, uh that that wantill be out for
the years out. We're just we're just letting this one
(39:45):
ride and then we'll do the other one.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
On you dropping specials this year?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Wow, So we're probably thinking I want to do New
Year's Z but they say, let's see, let's see, but
I have too out for the years out?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Two bangers, baby, one thing to say? What else?
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Whoa nothing?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I'm good, that's it. We unpacked a lot today. You
did yeah, oh my god, this one. I tried to
be inclusive and then like, no, I don't do this.
I'm a tip. I'm getting you to fan.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
I'm looking out.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
It's a piece of paper.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Thanks, It's Gary Owen.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, Wake that ass up
in the morning.
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is feeling in.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We got a special guest in the.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Building fresh from the McGreal. It was awesome. L it
was awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
It looks like he was there.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, I do both. I did the perto Rican Parade
and there.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Together.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, how you feeling Gary good?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
You know we had fifty in up here, he said,
He turned out, he turned, he turned it. He performed
the mc rally and he offer him three million dollars,
he said, he turned it down.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I would have performed. I just asked for forgiveness. Who
you went on before after Tony It doesn't matter what
did you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Think of Tony shows? He thought it was too much
or you just thought he's being a comedian.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Uh no, I thought for that job. It's like it's
like it's like when you do a corporate show or
or college you ask ahead of time what's cool. So
they knew what he was gonna do to stop backing
like the they were shocked. They knew it. That's what
he does too. So for his audience that played, but
for people that don't know him, and you got to
(02:07):
think about it like it's not going to hurt him
like we like to think it is, But it's only
probably boosted his ticket sales because the people that are
offended were never going to pay to see him anyways.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Sure, so it's almost like when you get.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Internet trolls as a comedian, people that get mad at
a joke. They I was like, you were never going
to come see me live anyway, So for him then
it's not going to hurt him.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I've seen him be funnier, and uh it was. It
wasn't even the fact that it wasn't him, It was
the campaign you're running. The guy's running for president of
the United States of America. If you know you need
Puerto Ricans right our Latino and you know you need
black voters, you don't put somebody up there in and
sot him.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, and that there was no follow up. It was
just like, yeah, Puerto Ricans trash and I go a
punch line.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
I can't wait for the rest. I was like, where
are you going with this? And they just moved on.
I was like, wow, okay, it's like me telling joke.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, I hit his bitch over my house last night.
All right, we think about the election.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
For the rest of the story.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's kind of nasty. I wanted to know you have
a think about teaching a.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Class of how to avoid the police or getting served,
because you did that for a long time and you
need a standing ovation.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Divorce.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, for your divorce. You were they were trying to
serve you for how long?
Speaker 8 (03:21):
That is instantly click because you talk about it all the time.
You didn't know what you're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
He said, being served. You don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Talking about the police said avoid the police.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
He meant processor So we see.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So I was in Mark So March, So, March, April, May, June, July.
It was four months.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Four months.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They were trying to serve you four months and you
died them for four months.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
They almost got me in Colorado Springs.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That was man.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Let me, let me make it down. You were getting
a divorce from your wife. Your your wife was filing
in California.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Where it's fifty to fifty. You were filing for life,
for life.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You were for life, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You were filing in Ohio.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Where we paid taxes and we voted right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So I was doing the legal thing.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Did you even know what to say right now?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, he's still going No.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I mean that's facts.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You just making sure it goes in with the clip.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Here's the thing. The narrative is I filed on Ohio
to avoid paying No, I filed in Ohio because that's
where we voted and paid taxes, and we would have
when we built the house in California. I literally called
my accountant and was like, Yo, I don't want to
pay California taxes. What can I build a house in
California live there? He was like, as long as you
spend less than fifty percent of the year, and you're
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a comedian, so I'm always on the road and I
keep my residency. We keep our residency in Ohio, right,
That's what we did. So it wasn't the money factor.
It was not legally that's where we lived and that's
where we voted. So you had a house in Ohio
and a house in California.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So you knew she was coming for you.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, the processor I found out, how did you avoid
it for four months? Because I heard they were popping
a bunch of shows at the airports.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And yo, I was based.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I was, I was at the based. I remember one
time I was at I was at the I was
at the I was at the Four Seasons in Baltimore,
Maryland for two weeks under Mohammed Shabbaz. They never see
broy They had a they're used to like politicians and celebs,
I guess. So they were taking me up through the
employee elevator and like my door was right there, so
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the employee there opens up and my rumors right there.
I had the same brother that brought me my uber eats.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I was just I was tracked with the characterlate too,
like hey, mister Shabba. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Also said that doing your comedy show, you wouldn't stand
at the edge of the stage.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You standing at the back.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I was in the back bro Baltimore. They had like
a hockey plexiglass thing going on at the Baltimore County Factory. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
So I didn't throw stuff, shoot at you shooting shoot, no, no, shoot,
I'm in the crowd.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Comedians ever been shot on stage? Don't put that out
put that out there. But it was kind of like
the COVID era, because I can't believe it's already been
three years, but I would. I had a security guy
with me. He'd always sit in the front, so if
it m I got up, you couldn't come to the stage.
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He'd stop you. So he was like undercover. If I
had it all planned out. One guy. One guy tried
to serve me in Baltimore and said he had a
show and he tried to give my open room Manila
envelope and he was like, yo, we ain't taking it.
And then and then we almost got starting. Coward of
Spring's guy chased me down an alley. I was like
Rickey and Boys in the Hood. I was running, Bro,
I got two guys got fired on my team because
(06:41):
of that night. Why because they let him get to me.
He almost got me.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, they was they to block him.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I said, I'm not. You don't have to beat anybody up.
You don't have to fight anybody.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You just have to stop them.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
He walked right and they went like this, and I go, bro.
It was it was Boys in the Hood process server
because I was running like Ricky. And then when I
got a dress room, I was swinging like you. I
remember yelling, I go, you know how much money it's
gonna cost?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Me can serve you by giving it to your open
up Yep.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
If he's working for me, he's an employee of mine. Wow,
then if he gets served, I'm served. Same with kids
that the kids are with you. If they get served,
then you're served.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
That's what I was told. You can serve kids. I
don't believe that now, well, if they're with you, they're
with you. They weren't under eighteen. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And now, how did you serve her? Because you had
to serve her as well. So y'all were playing this game.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, I'm not even it was a big cap and mouse.
I'm not upset about it. I remember I was always
going like, I wonder how this is gonna play out,
Like how am I gonna get caught? Or is she
gonna get caught? Because at one point I was in
West Virginia for two weeks at my boys house, went
to high school with because I knew nobody was gonna
find me there. I was laying low. I was off
the grid, change my sale number, wasn't really using the internet.
(07:54):
You can look at my timeline social media. I was
off social media. We finally got her. I hired a
process server and I said, I want twenty four to
seven surveillance on the house. I gotta get this over with.
And then she hit me with this huge bill and
she wasn't served yet. I said, well, I'm not gonna
pay it till she served. Why did I hire this
lady out of Ohio? Me and her got on a
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plane flew into Sacramento, rented a car. We go to
where we used to live in California. We had her
served within an hour. I called the lady. I was like,
how did I get her within an hour? And you've
got twenty four to seven on the house. I said, so,
I'm not paying you this bill. So I mean we
just got lucky. I literally saw pulling out of a
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Gris store parking lot. We follow on the highway about
fifteen miles and then she pulled the Panera bread, went
to the drive through and got stuck, went to get
the food.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
You you go.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
She rolled down her window a place or order, and
the lady just popped upbserved.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh wow, y'all good?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Now?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Family wise, though, because I know all of this, it
was like, your kids weren't They didn't want much to
do with you.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
At at one point in time we were talking about it. Yeah,
I saw your son.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah we just reconciled like a month and a half ago,
two months ago, so we're good. It was like everybody says,
you gotta let them process everything and in time they'll
they'll realize mom and dad are adults.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Were not perfect.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
And then he just texted me he needed me. He
needed my advice on something, so he texted me and
then I called him and then we've been talking. Then
I went to California, and then he came to Houston
to see the Twins the New Ones, and then uh, yeah,
we're good.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Now. I thought he was gonna have some fun today. Man,
you know, I wanted to make some Maggige jokes.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, they just took you on a different road.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I am there a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, talk to the next.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Thing I saw it was a family reunion with the twins, and.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I'm like, okay, Anapkin white man cry.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, No, we're cordial about it.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's like every divorced cup I think, well we'll we'll
say something, will argue, but before we hang up, we're laughing,
and you know, like every now and then, I'll I'm
a comedian, so I'll say something on stage and something
like people always ask and people are so emotionally invested,
and then I'll say something like she might send me
a text like I appreciate that, and then I'll be like,
just call me and we'll talk it out. So it's
(10:29):
this is what it is. You know, we're cordial. They're
all black, right right, making doctor Lumar proud. Yeah, but
you yeah, that'd be a good debate.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Everybody, I know, every black guy know that, like the
date white women and every white guy know that, like
the date black women want the debate, Doctor Umar, I.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Don't want debate. You're not because it's it's almost like
Republicans and Democrats. You know what, You're not gonna change
your mind? What is he gonna tell me?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I mean, you love black women, right, So what you
got saying? What you what you gonna say? How did
people being a new father? I like it.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I didn't think I was gonna enjoy it as much,
but I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
How old it?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Fifteen months? So it was after the divorce. People want
to try and do the math after the twins came after.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
The divorce, you know that they were The argument was
that the relationship with her wasn't after the divorce.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
After the divorce doing the game? What's up for? Debate
gets up there?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You took yourself to do.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Okay, all right, what's just coming back? When is she
coming back?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
God?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yes, babies?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
You know what's happy in your new relationship? You know
it does go viral a lot. When you was on
Brilliant Idiots is exactly. You was drinking water just like
that and somebody asked you about me, how long you've
been faithful?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
And you know you did oh yeah, And he was like, Sean,
I'm gonna get you back to cheating this year and
he was like, no, no, gare how long you've been faithful?
I was like, and that was not on purpose. That
just came out.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Said your body wouldn't let you lie like you wouldn't
let me d Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's great. So the new special Broken Family, Yes it's out,
came out last night on YouTube. It's been on Mint
Dot Comedy for about a month that we're pretty good
on their but it's on YouTube now.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
I feel like you're putting it on YouTube is a choice.
And the reason I say that is because even if
it's not Netflix, somebody would pick up a white.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I don't know this.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
He always gets on. Even when I text Charlot Magne.
I texted on my new number, he goes, sorry, don't
take numbers from communis.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I don't have Netflix.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Man, No, I feel like somebody would have gave you
a special. I know you could you've done them on Showtime.
I just feel like you putting it on YouTube with
a choice.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Uh, I don't know if it was definitely, I don't
know if it was a choice.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
It was Uh it was.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I mean it was the one outlet that I had
complete control over. But you know, like the other there's
there's two streamers that passed, but I don't even know
if they watched it.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's the bad part.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
It's just like they just say, no, really, it's a
weird People think I got all these specials out there
and all these networks, and I really don't. The only
people that ever given me specials was be et in Showtime.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Remember the bet one?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Oh I had like five on BT Did you don't
really comic View? When you used to win, they gave
you our specials. Yeah, the first when it used to
be a contest and everybody came on, you kept moving
around around, and then at the end of the season,
four guys would get our specials and then they picked
the host out of those specials. When I first got
on the scene, I was a new, a new young
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white guy. There was only like honest John and Dante
was the two white guys that did come with you
back then, and then so I kept winning my rounds
and then I got an hour special and then they
made me the host. That was the first one, and
then another one on BT and it was in New Orleans,
and they did another one in LA that Uh so
I did. I did three on BT.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Maybe I just never thought of those specials. Maybe I
just like, oh, that's Gary on BT.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
You're probably watching it and flipping the channels back then,
you're not realizing the whole hours him.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But I remember the showtime, when the showtime when I
remember that.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, there's I've had five or six on Showtime.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Why do you think Netflix don't don't mess with you?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, ask them, we do, but they don't give me
an answer.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
That's crazy, though, because I feel like people were really
invested in, like the whole family, like all that stuff
that you had going to.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I want to say, you're also funny. It just would
make sense to me.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
For I think for them, and I might be speaking
out a term here, I think for them, they're almost like,
it's a white guy that has a huge black audience. Now,
if you go to my shows now, there's quite a
few white people that started going. But four audience from
Jump was black, and a lot of people in charge
don't understand it, so they just assume I'm this certain way,
(15:07):
and you know, so I don't. Only I can think
of is like, if they're gonna give a urban quote
black comic especial, we're gonna give it to a black guy.
We're not if the white guy who want him to
feed a different audience than an urban audience. That's the
only I can come up with. And I've been kind
of told that through the grapevine, but I can't confirm it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Have you thought about going bro?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Meaning like you got your podcast right, so you keep
your stand up the way it is, but on your
podcast you just go straight bro straight like Rogan Theo,
Andrew Sho you know, kill Tony.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Oh nah, I'm good where I'm at. No, you know
what I mean? Black black women are like the largest
consumers of stuff. And if you notice in my specials,
I don't really call black women.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Bitches and hoes and shit.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I don't know it comes to somebody, you know, comedians,
they'll be like, yeah, I did bitch a whole bitch.
You know, I don't know why my hand did that.
I feel like I don't go out kind of uplift
black women.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yes, you should, except for one geo you got you
start the special laugh by saying, uh, did the boys
is officially final?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Do you really want? Do you feel like that's a
congratulations or you feel like, uh.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I feel like this special book of family, I can
finally put it to bed. Then I can move on
and even in my new hour that I'm I'm doing
on the road now, it's there's no divorce jokes. It's
just all about the twins, where I'm at in my
life right now and everything else. It's not there's nothing
about the divorce.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
How is that?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
How because you're not you're older dad. Yeah, it's already,
but now you're doing it at fifty.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, how was that? Yeah? I think it's cool. We
got a nanny helps. Nanny's are amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Do you still do the things that you used to?
Gotta take them, take them to whatever?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, we gotta swim, you know, the teacher to swim.
I do all the dad stuff. I like being a dad.
I like being a dad with older kid. You know,
so I'm cool with it. You know, you are a
little older. You go like anytime you go like Jimbree.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Like Grandpa Ways, you start doing the math in your head.
How old will I be when they fifteen.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Colleagues?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
It's like if they're athletes. I always say, like I will,
I'll still be around for the draft. I ain't gonna
make the Hall of Fame speaks. Bro, It's gonna be
like I missing my dad.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
The reason I'm here the BT Awards of the We
lost this guy this year up in the clouds.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Talk to me about black girl energy? Man, what is that?
You said it's scary? What are you talking about right now?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Say my special what I say?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Black girl energy? And you talked about how scary it is?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
The question for you?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Give me, give me some contexts.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
You said black girl energy and you said how scary
it is? Not very in a bad way.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
But you're talking about Max.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, yeah, when you when you when you stepped your
new your new booth.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Somehore right now?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You do? Gary, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
How's your real estate going? How's the house is?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Can you explain?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
He flipped the scary question? Not one of Marlon Wayne's towels.
I'm sorry to sweat.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Whe's one of Marlon Way's town Somebody where's one of
Marlon Wayne's towels?
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Always look over here? Can you explain to me?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
This is my first women cry sweat.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Me fanning you and you're saying black girl energy is
is rough?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I did not say it's rough.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
What I say you said it was scary scary.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Explain no, when black women get mad at you was scary.
She's a white dude. It's a white's scary ship.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I wish I really miss yessed.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I like you hire her angry black woman dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
She was on team.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
You make it funny, you know.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
I like that You don't answer that question because it
is something that has to be seen in context.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
It is in context.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
He bring it up.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I'm on the wall.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Let me see you're not even fanning right? Give me
this w that's time you've been to a black church.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Football season? I go, what do you look?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
That's not that's mac millan facial hair. Really literally look
to I go, could have go te you on me? Carry?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
You know he has it hasn't been here a budgets
Who else is? Why don't you get me with Takashi?
That was a good interview. I know what we're gonna put.
We still got room for somewhere. That is a good one.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That was rock.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Why don't you put him next to Tony since he
don't put them in movies? Put Tony in a movie, Chris,
let's change this, Chris put Tony in a movie. But
Chris did put him as a recurring character, and everybody
hates Chris. Oh, I didn't know that he was uncle.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Tony.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Why you mentioned.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Tell us the difference between a Trump supporter and a
Trump thumpersen my.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Dad, Yeah, my dad's a Trump with thump Those are
the ones that Trump can do no wrong. There's Trump
supporters that can be honest, like, look, I'm voting for
him because I think financially it'll be better for me.
I've met those, But the Trump with thumpers is like, like,
they're straight up no Tonal.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That was funny, But if.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Somebody said something about Trump, they'd be like.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Oh, that's that's offensive.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
I kicked the guy out two weeks ago in San Francisco.
It was a Trump dude just started heckling in the
middle on my shelves. I went off on him and
then got kicked out, and I was like, dude, I
wasn't even talking bad about Trump. I was just making
fun of him, you know what I mean me, he
ain't let me get through it. I said, hey, let's
just come it up for a couple of weeks. I go,
I'm not gonna tell you to vote for and he
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was like Trump Trump, and he just kept yelling at
with nothing behind it. And then finally I was like, dude,
I just snapped on him a little bit, and then
they got the cliff nose version on the internet. But
then he finally got kicked out. But I was just like, dude,
we're allowed to make fun of your president or your
presidential candidate. That's what that's what we do. Where was
you at with he? Was you San Francisco? All places?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You said your dad's a Trumper's Trump Tump. So how
does your dad meet your your new girl?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh he ain't. I ain't talk you that motherfucker three
and a half years Jesus, Oh you don't talk to
your pops? No, why why do you stop talking to him?
I didn't take him to a Reds game? And he
got mad, straight up, don't take this.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
White people, Yeah, white people are different, Like what we
know exactly what he's talking about.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
That's not gonna make somebody dad not speaking on for
three years fracks.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, will, So you gottaize my dad was very much.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
He was.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
He was, and you don't realize that you're out of
the situation. He was the user, like, be careful your friends,
be careful of people around you. He was the one
that we went out to eat. I'm paying. If we
go to an event, I'm paying. And he came to
a if he came to a special, I gotta fly
him outright. No, he did not raise me. He wasn't around.
(22:25):
My dad was not around growing up. Bro, he was
I saw him maybe.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I saw him.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I saw him once in a while. And then when
I got on TV and stuff, then he came around
right then he wanted to be in the mix right.
And then I in the middle of the divorce and
the process server stuff. I came home to Cincinnati and
I called like two people and was like, look, don't
go on social media. Say nothing. I said, I I
gotta I gotta do something because I was I felt
(22:54):
like Stockholm syndrome. I saidone, go to Red's game. But
I got a sweet because I can't sit in the stands.
I don't want somebody going up, going you want some
peanuts and papers, you know. So I got a sweet.
We only had like seven eight people in the suite.
Everybody was cool. I didn't invite my dad. I never
told him I was going, but I didn't tell him
about I didn't invite him and then uninvite him. I
never told me to find out. One of my uncles went,
(23:16):
so he got a whole uncle. Okay, let me tell
you no, no, nothing that it all happened. I was
already at the game, was inviting nobody. My uncle called
and was like, what are you doing. I was like, dude,
I'm at the Reds game. Where you at? He was downtown.
I was like, dude, because when you get a sweet,
you get sixteen tickets. I said, I'm I'm gonna text
you a couple of seats.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Come stop by.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
He was there for like thirty minutes, but he told
my dad I went to the res game with Gary
or something like that. And then my dad called just
cussed me out, let this voicemail, and then I called
him to like, hey, just are you really met about
a Reds game? And then it just went left. We
just started cussing each other out. And then that's the
last time I talked.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
To him, I'll be mad at you had the uncle.
You had two tickets and you didn't invite me. You
had six gaved uncle twighte to of them.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
He's never listened, he never he never took me the
reds game.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
You get one.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He can take me to nothing.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
You get one father, You get one father. Grandmother has
always raised me. I understand where you're coming from, but
you get one father.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
So what would you do? Lauren? Let me ask you this,
Lauren me all this this. These black grandparents they know everything.
That's what I learned about black geld just now. They
know everything.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Heavy on that.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you and your dad just got germs.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
And you know what I did when I went to
North Carolina my dad and said, hey, dad, you have
a minute. I would love to come by.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And what do you say?
Speaker 6 (24:36):
You know.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
He did?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
He was working.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I reached out.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh, I was like this, You know what es Hilario's
dads were showed up, right, showed up.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
He would have showed up. He would have definitely show
Let me ask you this. You know everything, got one thing.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Now you're gonna go ahead.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
How do you respond?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Let me ask you this?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
How do you respond when you get a First you
get a voicemail from your dad cussing you out, like
straight cussing me out. Yes, and then you get a
text to follow it up, custome out, and then when
you call him he starts to cuss you out again.
All the reskame. At what point do you'd be like?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
What am I doing?
Speaker 8 (25:20):
You got to protect your boundaries. I've gotten all of
the three. But like I told you, I was raised.
You only get my father. So even if I just
shoot him a text sometimes just be like, hey, I'm
thinking about you. Want to let you all love you.
He don't have to respond, And if he does respond,
sometimes he's been blocked in my phone sometimes and can't respond.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
This got an Tyler Perry movie up here.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh my god, my father, that's the name of the movie.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
You only get one daddy.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Your kids have to learn you're not perfect.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Have you seen your father? He's a foreman that black
girl energy? You feel black?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I felt the big time, bro. I stopped sweating.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I got used to it.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
You stop sweating because I showed you how to really
build a face.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You can't just let it go.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
She's gotta take credit for everything. Oh my god, Oh
my god. I'm gonna start get white women. I'm telling
you take me there. I'm gonna take you there driving
and the white woman is crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I wouldn't be the only white guy though on the planet.
Like if I if they got a picture me with
the white women and black poodle, be like sellouts.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
It. I want to sell.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Did you see Tyler Perry's new movie yet?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Know?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Can you show him the scene? Just the scene?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Would you play this character?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I'm just curious what you got.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
A white character.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
By the way, the movies, it's the TV show is
actually really good. It's called Beauty and Black.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
To see my hand.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Oh no, no, no, no no, so he I didn't
hear it. He was loaded to say, come on get it.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
They was arguing and then the guy will out and
then he called the guy's name and he pulled his parents,
and I said, you're gonna be back for this ass.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I might come back for that, laughing.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
You can come back for this.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Like this.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Look, I just kidding. O, my god, who wrote that? Tyler?
There's literally Tyler got a secret sauce man.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I'm telling you, Tyler knows what to put in his
movies and TV shows that make you keep coming back.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Man, I mean the fact that you had on your phone. No,
that's just a ball text me that why you always
kind of out it's only somebody else texting you something.
But I will say it made me watch.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I got to see the rest of the show's Beauty
and Black is it?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Is it gay?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
No? I mean it's gay characters. It's all gay though. No, no, no, gay,
it's gay characters though.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Okay, okay, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
The black girl energy I was talking about earlier was
when your ex wife, your ex wife, you wanted to
sit in front of the plane.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
But oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
that's a true story chat thing. One time we were
flying and I got upgraded and she didn't. And you
know it, when you get upgrade, you get the notification
on your phone. I was like, oh sweet and upgraded
and I was like, oh, she's flying with me. So
(28:27):
I was like, do I tell her? And I was
like just wait. So I waited until we got to
the airport and I was like, oh my god, I
just got up graded. I was like, what are we doing?
And she was like, what do you mean, I go,
Can I sit in the front? Can I think the
flight was only like an hour and a half. I
remember she looked at me, she was like, take your
ass to the front. See what the fuck happened? So
I was like this, yes, I'm sitting in the back.
(28:49):
And then uh, I said, if iut have known my
divorce is gonna end, my Marriag's gonna end a divorce,
I would have I would have sat in the front
that day. But that was that was scary black one y.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
She just had to go to the back. He was
gonna he wasn't gonna go back there with her.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
I asked, I just asked. I sat in the back
with her.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Y'all would do that? What Charla Maine envy? Would you
guys leave your wives and coach and go to first class?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
We leave them and coach and go to first class?
Left them like I was, I've done that before. It depends,
it depends how long it was hour and a half,
and it depends how.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Far what your wives had known before you guys got
to the airport.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Well, you know that's something like that recently happened.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Let me ask you this, Let me ask you this.
I'm sorry I just cut your off because I tell
that story wasn't gonna be very good. So we we
always talked about that, and said, you gotta realize we
were together so long, we flew so many flights together.
So I'll give you another instances. Obviously you think you're
trying to get me on all this ship. I can
already tell. But one time she was pregnant, right, and
(29:54):
I got upgraded and she didn't, so I said, well,
let's have some fun with this one. So I'm in first.
And when she got on the plane, I was like, ma'am.
I said, oh my god, I would feel awful if
you're preying like that. And I'm in first, take my seat.
And then she sat in the front and I went
in the back.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, the big belly.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
And then I remember the flight tendant goes anything he wants,
he gets, so of course she's pregnant. I put her
in the front and I said, in the back. Another instance,
since because I fly every week, so another instance was
we got I got it, I got to upgrade it.
(30:32):
And but I said, okay, it was a long flight,
so we're gonna sit together. I said, but let's let's
not say anything. Let's board, and we'll ask the person
and coach if they want to switch. But we're not
gonna tell him Whatt's coach the first Let's just see
if they're cool. So I'm not lying, and I hate
to bring race in to it, but it gives context
of the story. White lady in the window, young black
kid in the aisle. I asked he when the white
(30:53):
lady first? Is I like the window? And I said
you might switch the seats and she was like no
and kept looking out the window, wouldn't say nothing. I
had young black kid, I said, I mean, you know,
switch to see. He goes, I don't care. He asked
where he was going. I gave my ticket. He got
about three rolls up.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
He goes, hey, hey man, this is first.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
This is first.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I said, I know.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
The way it looked over, I was like, I asked
you first. And then that kid was so cool that
he came back in the middle of flight. He goes, hey, man,
are giving us lunch? You at anything to eat?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Then we got off the plane and he waited for
me to say thank you again because he never flew
first class before.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I I bettioned.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
The kid was nineteen twenty years old. Wow, and then
we end up walking the bagg of his claymed bs
in the whole time and stuff. So it was cool.
It was a good interaction.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
I do wonder how you learned to love black people
the way that you do, be it that your father was.
I mean you you openly say.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
He's a he was racist. He's a functional bigot. Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I don't think he realizes the stuff he says and does.
But I don't think he just out and out hates
black people as a as aquad just don't think black
people are as well or come into his house to
hang out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
He likes black people like over there, he likes to
root like degregation.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yeah it's crazy, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't think you realized so much if your dad,
That's what I mean, Like, like, yeah, how did that?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Hell no? Not probably the military. Military. My first bunk mate,
his name was Copera Washington from South Carolina. Yeah, facts,
and then uh, you know, you got to rely on
each other and you're all making the same amount of
money everybody. So it's just when you get to the military.
I just I gravitated because I liked playing basketball, and
nothing will make a white guy want to hang around
(32:39):
black people more than just hit a shot or dunk
a ball and their brothers go ah ship dam yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Like that's like if you can dance too.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Oh my god, you mean you raising up? Yeah? You
go out with them one night and you hit one move,
got rhythm? I mean yeah, I've been I've been black
girls for a long time. Can't be coming like this,
Look Tyrese. Black men cried, white man, Fuck, how was
(33:12):
your mom? I don't talk to her either. God right,
it's bad.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
I know.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Ye don't talk to my mom. And I ain't tell
my mom in like eight years. Why just when my
brother died, when my brother had the hair and overdose, Uh,
she we wanted. I wanted to try to get custody
of his daughter. And then that it was it was
just ugly, ugly custody battle and that kind of ended
it for custody. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to fight her.
(33:42):
I just said I knew it was gonna be bad,
because you got to realize, Mike, I got one one
brother died of a hair and overdose. The other brother,
they found him in a parking lot half beaten to death.
So he's like, uh, he's like the brain of a
four year old right now, and that that was drug
related because he was he was doing drugs and selling
drugs and and then it caught up to him, like
it's clearly the people he stole from got him and
(34:05):
we knew it was coming. And he was living at
home with my mom and stepdad. So when my brother died,
I was like, I knew what he was doing. So
I was like, I didn't want to come back because
I wouldn't allow him at my house, like they couldn't
even I said, you can't get my address because I
don't want to be in there with some family function.
And now people want to retaliate on him, so h
(34:25):
I just thought for my brother's daughter, I was like,
we're a better option.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
And it just got it.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
It was such an ugly custody thing. And then I'm
not going to get into it, but it was like
different threats made and stuff. So I was just like,
we got we gotta fall back.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah, you could have been a rapper. Facts damn. Yeah,
how did you escape? Like how did you get on
the right path? Like how did you escape?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
They kept me sane that is, no, I just got
out again. I don't bleep it all the time. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
I don't think I need to bleep that just the case.
But no, I think it's just gonna say black breath.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
I think when you're raised in dysfunction and raised like that,
you got two ways to go. You can either a
lot of guys fall into that like they do drugs
and everything else. And my thing was like, I want
to be as far away from that as possible. So
when I joined the military, I just I said, man,
I remember when I join. I said, how soon can
I leave? How soon can I leave? And so I
(35:34):
was seventeen when I left, Like I graduate high school,
I was out like shortly after graduation.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I was in the Navy.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
So I was just like, it's almost like I didn't
know where I wanted to go. I just know where
I didn't want to be. I don't want to be
stuck in that trailer parking stuff. So I was just like,
I'm out, and I know I just never really went back.
I just And then you get older and you realize, oh,
this is uh, you fell out of place. When you
go home doesn't feel like home. You feel like I
(36:00):
was raising this because I think the last thing I
said to my stepdad obviously, you try to reconcile. My
brother died, but before that, I wasn't really talking to
him a lot. And I said, because he's always put
me down to making fun of me. And I think
the last I remember, the last thing I said to
him was we had some family function or something and
I got my cousins and we're cutting up, we're laughing.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
He walked in, he goes, people pay.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
To hear you tell jokes like that. You tell jokes
like that and people pay because he's a real negative dude.
And I just remember looked at him, I go millions
and walked out the door. That's a Tyler Perry was committing.
Tyler Perry sah millions walked out the door. That was
the last talk to him. And then my brother. Obviously
he tried to reconcile, but then that didn't work out.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
You know what they say, tragedy is the mirror image
of a comedy.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Because like I remember when Chris Tucker hit on Friday.
I remember he was saying, like it's some interview because hey,
I'm having a hard time doing stand up because like
all my jokes about being broken with my mom. He goes, now,
I got some money. Nothing, there's nothing funny, but I
have money, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess
there's a lot to unpacked in my past.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
M hm damn.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Like real life, like when you're not being the comedian,
Like what do you do to kind of sense you?
Like just be Okay? You got a lot that you
cried that you kind of compartmentized.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I don't know about crying, bro.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I understand you.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
You're been saying you cry a whole interview.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, I cry in my car by myself. I don't
really I'm not gonna cry.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
On Breakfast Club Left time. You cried? You trying to
get me? I don't know, you know you.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I cried my car like a song will come on
hit Like if they had a hitting care on my car,
they'd be like gods, like a range of emotion.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
That it's been a long time record with that wouldn't
get you.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, No, I didn't give me a lot. That one
doesn't give me a lot. I tell you there's a
good one.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Uh uh.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Chris Stapleton and Pink they got a couple of songs there.
One is called just say I'm sorry. Oh, one gets
me because it's it really is like what you just
go back to. It's that easy, even if you know
you're not right, just say you're sorry. You know what
I mean? And that's that's what I had to do
with when when I reconcile my son, I was just like, listen,
I don't know, we got a lot to unpacked, I said,
but I didn't handle everything perfect. But I'm just apologizing.
(38:23):
I don't know what you've heard, but we was able
to talk about everything. I was just like, dude, that
was that was my bad about your ex wife. If
you apologize her, yeah, I apologize for the infidelities and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
So yeah, apologize. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Look, I'm sorry. Huh.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I'm saying publicly just I just did, but not in private.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
You know, I told her, so he didn't get me
a cry? Bro? Why you got all them? Is that
for all your kids? Did I know that?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Is it sperm?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
It looks like.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
It does look like.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Does like worms? You got spurm worms and special broken family?
You have streaming on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Stream on YouTube? Why should people watch you games? It's
just it's good it's funny. It's just funny. We try
to overthink things with stand up and it's just funny.
And I got when I filmed this, I did. I
did this special on Friday and then a different one
on Saturday. So, uh that that wantill be out for
the years out. We're just we're just letting this one
(39:45):
ride and then we'll do the other one.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
On you dropping specials this year?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Wow, So we're probably thinking I want to do New
Year's Z but they say, let's see, let's see, but
I have too out for the years out?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Two bangers, baby, one thing to say? What else?
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Whoa nothing?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I'm good, that's it. We unpacked a lot today. You
did yeah, oh my god, this one. I tried to
be inclusive and then like, no, I don't do this.
I'm a tip. I'm getting you to fan.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
I'm looking out.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
It's a piece of paper.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Thanks, It's Gary Owen.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, Wake that ass up
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
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